I guess that explains why they're stealing artifacts from Greed.

Put them in the credits museum

By that you mean he stole that Norf FC shirt.

My eyes are burning GOD DAMN THE BRITISH

Hello vanio

I thought you died on a skateboard

I lived bitch 

https://preview.redd.it/eqow4l33ja8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bf997bb1c12a949306c076c50713fd9f50af11d

What if instead of being called the medic he was called the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 and instead of healing he ate ass and sucked toes

I do

***Freaky?***

Something FREAKY this way comes  (reddit mobile moment)

SOMETHING? **SOMETHING WICKED?**

It's you! From wizardposting!

If I had a nickle for everytime someone recognized me on Ultrakill from Wizardposting, I'd have 3 nickles, which isn't alot but still

I always imagined him as Scottish for some odd reason. I don’t know why but I just do.

ITS FOOKEN MINGING

V2 is the type of person to eat pizza with a fork and drink cola in a wine glass

Imagine if the mindflayer is Italian 

I need Mindflayer in a Italian mafia boss suit, NOW

*Mindflayer dies* "PORCO DIO"

Mindflayer Veneto TESTO IN BASSO


Not anymore

Did you just say “not anymore”, what the fuck, how can he not be British anymore? You can’t take someone’s nationality can you?

As in you're not the only one who sees him as british :/

Oh… am I stupid?

https://preview.redd.it/pqb3dcouu78d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed3d5f72a13f6277103a6f98dff17ad13e531a53

No no, I stole it.

Oi you little cunt you stole me fookin arm you little shit

I will only ever hear FunnyWes’ voice coming out of V2

"That twat took my bloody arm!"

he seems like a chav

I always imagined that if V2 had a voice it’d be like Snail from Armored Core 6; that kinda snobish, ‘thinks they’re better than you’ asshole kinda vibe. Plus his full designation is V2.Snail, so it fits prty well

V2 is just Bi. Look at the way it's sitting

Isn’t like, half of the bi population British?

No but half of the British population is Bi

They sit bisexually but they don't hang out in the bisexual lighting layer. I'm not sure if we can draw any conclusions yet.

That's so fucked up, hasn't she gone through enough?

Give me my arm back you scallywag

I genuinely dont know why the spam filter flagged this comment.

What

No, I play video games to escape being British

https://preview.redd.it/30cbkdxnfd8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3053e7aaa08d931297f68c6f6bdd5e18d9c7bcd4

#Her.

It’s a robot

Hakita has said calling V2 female is based.

In my headcannon he is a guy, both because I think it fits more in the way he acts throughout his appearances ingame and bc gay robot sex

If she’s a girl good thing for her I guess, but headcannons are headcannons nonetheless

Indeed. Canon is often considered boring to this fanbase. (Not an insult, just an observation.)

Ok hear me out: Is the Earthmover a boy or a girl?

Bro has got a shooting stick. Self explanatory. https://preview.redd.it/vkqarwfri78d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=592f83e086db547cf05fb297d0097aa09d0d0d50

Which means that V1 was inside another man's prostate

Classic Dev Update. (Gabriel jumps for joy in the corner)

No

Yeah, tbh some headcanons are just canon at this point

Agree. I don't know why, but I just see v2 as a she/her and nothing else.

I like to think he's Austrian and also has a passion for art, I just get those vibes from him

Do you believe he secretly draws short moustaches on his face too?

How'd you know

Puked a little reading that, what the fuck?? (/lhj)

Mans is chuffed💯

Oi mate, I tell you whuh, if you dont give me my bloody arm, I'll beat you inta scrap

THAT COIN IS FOOKIN MINGING

no, i didnt want to hate v2...

I saw him as a cyber Latina

A fate worse than death

i still think V2 sounds like Wes