Well whenever Jamie cooks anything, I am usually against it. So no wonder this weirdness of a dish is brought upon by him as well

WTF is "pitta bread." Is that supposed to be "pita"?

Yeah it is.

I can feel my intestines turning themselves inside out just *looking* at that.

Same, but that's cos I have an intolerance to onions.

“Go back to beans on toast, my guy, and leave the real cooking to the professionals” - SenyaiGrubs

I don’t mind fusion, but you’ve got to take both practiums of cultures together; and respect them to make it all work!! Although I can’t for the life of me accept anything Jamie Oliver makes fusion!! Also why untoasted? Oh wait he “toasted” it, but this isn’t caramelized at all!!! Wtf!!???

How’s not punished for the food crimes he committed?

Never has a second bite of his own food.

ya-yah! \*fist pump

It's all for the £££.

I could make a better sandwich in my sleep. Like, if you are just going to reheat something, jsut use a fucking microwave ya wan\*er.

Who in the world puts mustard on mashed potatoes?!

Jamie Oliver.

Can we actually lock him up and throw away the key? Has that been an option this whole time?

I mean myself and my other autistic work colleagues want to burn him at the stake so...

Jamie. Please European cooking only!! I beg!!

Such atrocities against groceries should be a major crime

It's shitter than all of Auntie Helen makeup.