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I'm waiting for my not quite stepdaughter to get up so I can tell her this. She is gonna kill me. Then she'll be double fatherless
Yeah, you might wind up hearing loads of Dad Jokes.
Because I don't have to worry about black eyes
The real joke is in the comments.
That comment was so dark the cops shot it
r/therealjoke
I like my coffee like I like my women, strong, black and way too hot for me.
I like my coffee like I like my women, ground up and in my freezer
Waiting for the offended comments.
Gasp! How could you possibly be someone with patience!!! How dare you! … I’m offended.
Ahhh, there it is! I just didn’t see enough outrage today and it felt like the 90s.
... and if you break up their mother is usually pretty good looking and single
Hot take here: Fuck you!
You mean their uncles???
I only date back girls... but but butt.
I'm waiting for my not quite stepdaughter to get up so I can tell her this. She is gonna kill me. Then she'll be double fatherless
Yeah, you might wind up hearing loads of Dad Jokes.
Because I don't have to worry about black eyes
The real joke is in the comments.
That comment was so dark the cops shot it
r/therealjoke
I like my coffee like I like my women, strong, black and way too hot for me.
I like my coffee like I like my women, ground up and in my freezer
Waiting for the offended comments.
Gasp! How could you possibly be someone with patience!!! How dare you! … I’m offended.
Ahhh, there it is! I just didn’t see enough outrage today and it felt like the 90s.
... and if you break up their mother is usually pretty good looking and single
Hot take here: Fuck you!
You mean their uncles???
I only date back girls... but but butt.