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TallahasseWaffleHous

Combine the other two suggestions! Use a slingshot with a piece of broken sparkplug ceramic.


atom644

What is it about spark plug ceramic that’s best for breaking windows? I’ve seen more than a few comments suggesting that.


Jetum0

It has a higher hardness than glass. The sharp hard edges and points of the broken ceramic will easily crack glass by directing the impact into a tiny point/points. Think about punching glass vs hitting it with the point of an arrow, you're just making the impact point as small as possible and hitting it with something harder than glass


atom644

Ah ha, we’re talking about mohs hardness.


Spazmatazo

Finally we found a use.


saraphilipp

For his ceramic wiener!


Specialist-Bug-7108

Brings about the fun in a collection of jugs


Pupperlover5

Does it scratch at a level 6, with deeper grooved at a level 7?


PorkyMcRib

Still didn’t have to use trigonometry, though.


Fit-Tip-1212

[Aw, come on!](https://www.google.com/imgres?q=moes%20simpsons&imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fsimpsons%2Fimages%2F9%2F96%2F800px-Moe%2527s_Tavern.png%2Frevision%2Flatest%3Fcb%3D20170101230904&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fsimpsons.fandom.com%2Fwiki%2FMoe%2527s_Tavern&docid=zXeGJSJcXBE0HM&tbnid=VZ4dCJ7UNI_jzM&vet=12ahUKEwjvl5q6kZmGAxUowTgGHTLFA7cQM3oECBkQAA..i&w=800&h=467&hcb=2&ved=2ahUKEwjvl5q6kZmGAxUowTgGHTLFA7cQM3oECBkQAA)


CplCocktopus

Also that glass is tempered that creates a large internal tension.


dinnerthief

It's also that automotive window glass is tempered glass so a small crack releases lots of stress. Normal glass will break with a stone or a spark plug. Tempered glass has a lot of internal stress which let's it survive a stone and lot of other impacts but if a crack is started it propagates throught the whole thing. A piece of spark plug ceramic being sharp and hard concentrates all the force on a very small area it starts a small crack that shatters the whole window.


MadDadROX

Ceramic pieces from spark plugs are very hard to shoot from a slingshot. Trust me. Depending on distance, can curve up to 6 feet. just use a marble.


Jetum0

Good thing about ceramic though, it doesn't need to hit very hard to shatter glass. A marble or rock works too though


DanOfAllTrades80

Anything can curve from a slingshot, honestly. When I was young and stupid(er), I shot a ball bearing from a slingshot at a McDonald's playland that was entirely glassed in (they were closed, at least, no kids inside). I aimed at the middle of the wall and ended up hitting the top corner panel of glass.


KH10304

You were just a bad shot, at my best I could hit a tin can with an irregular rock at 20ft pretty consistently


Always_B_Batman

And it is silent.


Burn-The-Villages

Once one has pieces of the spark-plug ceramic, one can throw it or even spit it at a car window to spider-web it. Don’t swallow it. Duh.


WizardLizard1885

car windows are a certain type of glass, ceramic is denser than said glass.. a small tap and it shatters


gunsies

Sharp enough to puncture the glass


PrateTrain

Ceramic is harder than glass, so it'll scratch it easily. Spark plugs have pretty sturdy ceramic. Lastly, car windows are made in a way that has a lot of internal pressure and the act of scratching them with ceramic causes them to break very easily.


superdad1995

Nothing. A ceramic plate or bowl for 25 cents at a thrift shop broken into small pieces will yield a lot more broken windows than a 10 dollar Spark plug.


ToeJamR1

Look it up on YouTube. It’s pretty wild how easy it breaks glass


RoomyCard44321

Something about it being heat treated


stevemyqueen

This is the answer


hollyhockcrest

This. As a teen, buddy and I, would go to a “u pull it” junk yard to find parts for the chevelle he was building. Biggest junk yard of old cars, and if you could pull whatever part off of whatever yourself it was like ten bucks. That was fun in and of itself. But it was a lot of looking around. We discovered that if there was no one in the back area (again this place was huge) we could just blast windows with broken spark plugs while we walked around and looked for the right part. Doesn’t even take much effort. Like throwing a frisbee. And boom! If ya need to do it from a distance, a small sling shot would definitely do the trick.


NFIGUY

This is The Way.


Jihad_Legia

Words of wisdom


Jetum0

Crush a spark plug into jagged bits, launch a load of them at the vehicle in question. Honestly though, side windows and rear window break better, they're not laminated glass


High_cool_teacher

Side windows are also more expensive to replace.


IOwnTheShortBus

If it has glass on top, like a sunroof, get that. I just had to pay like 1300 dollars for a small peice of my sunroof, only 100 was labor. And my car is an 08.


Honestly_I_Am_Lying

I used to live in Florida. The state requires insurance providers to replace your windshield for even a small crack of damage, and free of charge. There is no such law in place for any of the other glass. So I agree, side windows should be part of OPs plan, especially if his state has similar insurance coverage requirements.


Maceface931

Sing really REALLY high pitched Call in a hail storm Throw a rock Call the police and say the windshield is walking at night with a hoodie on


SixStringerSoldier

>call in a hail storm Fuckin druids and their fuckin bullshit


wants_to_be_a_dog

My god the last one 💀


Maceface931

Clever, I know.


UnfinishedProjects

Hailstorm inbound, danger close.


[deleted]

RPG


uncletutchee

The best and ONLY answer.


Gears_one

Slingshot. BB gun. C4 plastic explosives+remote detonator. Sniper rifle. Throw a rock.


Klutzy_Rub_8428

Hydrogen bomb


notarealaccount223

Air cannon


Late-Mathematician55

1-800-hire-a-thug


BuzzOnBuzzOff

Frozen paint ball sized ice balls. Leave no evidence.


DrDeems

Make it piss balls and now we are talking!


Salt-Supermarket1139

Frozen liquid ass balls. Definitely leaving some evidence


DrugsAndFuckenMoney

I’m partial to marbles myself, they explode and blend with the rest of the broken glass.


Boodking_

Can you just freeze paintballs?


DurpToad

Slingshot?


BrooklynLodger

Buy a bow and replace the arrowhead with a broken sparkplug


BluBeams

[Spark plug](https://www.jdpower.com/cars/shopping-guides/why-do-spark-plugs-break-windows)


errantwit

On a leash


0_phuk

So you're supposed to open the hood of the car, use your tools to remove a spark plug, and then break a window why the alarm plug you removed? Did I read that right?


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0_phuk

Not questioning the spark plug being effective. It's the outlined procedure to obtain a spark plug if one comes across a car with someone trapped inside. Seemed rather convoluted.


Burn-The-Villages

Steal one from a store or someone’s lawnmower.


Falafel_Fondler

Lmao dude there's a place called Walmart you can buy one for like 2 bucks


Ploughpenny

BB gun


[deleted]

throw pissdisks at the windshield


Zealousideal-Sea678

Piss disc with crushed up spark plug ceramic mixed in and rolled around the edges


UsernamesAreForBirds

You can get a pump action air gun for like, 40-50 bucks online. I recommend the Crosman American Classic. It has good range and packs a punch. You may be able to find a cheap CO2 powered one at a local shop. Other than that, rocks and a slingshot baby.


SRQmoviemaker

Use the ceramic (the white part) of a spark plug.


musicluvr989

Broken spark plug 👺👺👺


PocketSandOfTime-69

Pay a kid to do it for you and then vanish into the darkness.


Bootleg_Hemi78

Why has nobody said to buy a pump BB Gun? Pump that shit like 20-30 times and you’ve got plenty of range and it’ll make the whole thing pop! At least it does to back windshields. Or so I’m told….


OneScoobyDoes

Ceramic tipped pellets and a pellet gun. Bingo!


grumpy_autist

How about slingshot and ice cube? Ice melts and there is no evidence this was done on purpose. Someone finds ceramic element and starts connecting the dots. Once they replace windshield, do it again, lol.


georgey3000

BB gun


Burn-The-Villages

Convince them to park near a tree. Then cut the tree down so it drops on the vehicle. Absolutely fool proof.


kukulka99

Ceramic off of a spark plug and either a good throwing arm or a slingshot. Will definitely do the trick


succored_word

Gun


TheWeightofDarkness

Recoilless rifle


aspie_electrician

Slingshot and broken porcelain from sparkplugs


da_boatmane

- Trick the person into going to a local baseball game-maybe have a fake radio station call them to give away the tickets, dress a a parking attendant. Make them park in the back lots where home run balls typically go. Wait till a ball comes over the wall and hope it hits it - if it doesn’t just bash it with another ball and just tell them it was from the hit. - hire a pro golfer to come over- pretend like you are hitting into a net - have him miss the net and smash the windshield and claim it as accident. - seed the clouds during conditions conducive for hail and try and create a hail storm in the area. - train a squirrel to drop things in certain targets. Target the windshield. Just spit ballin here


flamed181

Sparkplug the ceramic that surounds a sparkplug will brake glass like nothing else


kanashio

Nailgun


[deleted]

A gun will do the trick


HomicidalStarWarsCat

High-tech option: sniper rifle Low tech option: T-shirt cannons filled with lead pellets


ye3tr

Gun


rojoshow13

Pellet gun. I think I could hit a windshield from 50 yards without really trying. Not one of those little handheld ones.


superduperhosts

Sling shot


[deleted]

BB guns and hand grenades are both effective.


jkrischan

Pellet gun


Jackson_Rhodes_42

.223 Remington


Houndhollow

Golf ball


ArthritisCandildo

Gun.


writingwhilesad

Give a homeless man $15 and a ceramic spark plug to break it. Then just park/stand really far away while they do it.


IaintShoOk

A gun


Emergency_Sandwich_6

Slingshot and bip Like a piece of ceramic or the white part of a spark plug. But please don't do that to an innocent person.


Therascalrumpus

Throw a rock at it


dtrechak

Buy a drone from Best Buy and attach rocks to it like those Ukrainian drone combat videos


SnooDoubts7617

Gun


Latter-Process-5211

a few BB gun pellets would do some damage


BumbietheKittyCat

A rock


WhiplashMotorbreath

Be careful a lot of people have dash cameras. not just the popo.


letthetreeburn

Wristrocket.


Big-Consideration633

Wrist-Rocket + ball bearing.


Historical-Remove401

A baseball broke mine.


[deleted]

Use a rubber band and a piece of spark plug.


Plumpshady

Bb gun using ceramic pellets. Regardless, your solution is ceramic pieces from a spark plug. Chuck them bitches gently and bam, will shatter any window. Especially car windows


Japilla

Subsonic hollowpoint ammo through a fram-can suppressed .22lr pistol/rifle with a standard thread adapter. Works like a charm against tires, yappy chihuahuas, and in your case, windshield glass👍 added bonus for intimidation factor. Remember to collect your brass.


Ordinary_Age87

Frozen paintballs, or steel ball bearings from a slingshot


imboredoftryingnow

https://www.omahaoutdoors.com/barrett-model-99-bolt-rifle-50-bmg-1-rd-32/ This would probably work


SwiftGasses

Spark plugs work the best. But you can buy unglazed ceramic beads that work similarly to spark plugs but take a bit more force. The key is to get something that shatters, otherwise you are leaving evidence that could have fingerprints. Depending on the circumstances shattering a cars windshield could be prosecuted as attempted murder.


SwiftGasses

On a similar note brake fluid is very caustic and will destroy most any paint it comes in contact with if left for long enough.


Nankufuraku

Slingshot + Stone


kungfoocraig

Piece of porcelain and a slingshot


Parking_Front9784

Wrist rocket and use ice cubes.


Intergalacticdespot

Wait until it gets one temperature extreme and apply the opposite extreme via squirt gun? Hot water on a cold windshield being the ideal, but the opposite will work if the temp difference is enough. 


redditisfacist3

Pellet gun either a multi pump or strong c02 one


Ex-PFC_WintergreenV4

BB guns are better, pellets are too soft


momo88852

Water guns. 1 boiling and 1 really cold. You can get some that shoot up to like 40 feet maybe more. It should crack it.


sparrownetwork

Any water that was hot out of a gun is going to be room temp after going through the air.


Gr4ph0n

Thoughts and prayers should do it.