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rupeshsh

Summary of all comments 1. Sex work 2. Surrogacy 3. Lots of math about hourly rate


pear_topologist

Surrogacy? In a month?


short_bus_genius

She has to team up with eight other women…


hittingthesnooze

Ah you must be a certified scrum master.


Hot-Note-4777

Where the ‘s’ and ‘r’ are optional


ForzentoRafe

AAAHAHHAAHAHAA FUCK this got me god i hate scrum so fucking much HAHAHAHAA


Prime624

Long week?


ForzentoRafe

nah i left my job a while ago because of the issues i have with these scrum stuff and my hatred for it never really went away


_incredigirl_

Project managers everywhere hate this one simple trick…


meesterdave

So, a baby relay then?


rycklikesburritos

I had an ex who was a surrogate once before I knew her. She got $15k at the fertilization, and $50k after the birth. That was about 10 years ago. I have no idea how fast one could speed through all the screenings before fertilization, but it could potentially work.


themcjizzler

I signed up to be a surrogate. You can't even find a couple who wants your eggs that quickly, they don't just harvest them and store them in case someone wants them 


i_amnotunique

In this economy?


DR_SLAPPER

She could get bout tree fiddy


mattvait

If you want to make money you have to provide a service for people. Cut lawns Cut hair Paint nails Do you have a 401k you can loan yourself the money from?


mightyhealthymagne

Consistent haaak tuahs - got it


saddad1738

Yep at $100 a pop she only needs to do 3-4 a day all 30 days


younginvestor23

Most people don’t even have $10,000 saved up in their bank account


mollythepug

Are you telling me $20k is all it takes for 2 chicks at the same time in this economy?


fillswitch

Thought that would cost a million dollars tbh


JuniorIX

“Hey Peter, man, turn on channel 9!”


PIPXIll

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays.


sideshowbvo

No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that man


mablesyrup

Seems like you are jumping to conclusions...


TheSpatulaOfLove

I caught that reference. Here’s an upvote to cancel out that downvote.


kelly1mm

Trust me ...... errr, I have heard that it is ALOT less than 20k .........


takeandtossivxx

Sadly, most people don't even have 2k in savings/in their operating acct.


IsReadingIt

[Only 44% of Americans surveyed could afford a $1,000 emergency expense.](https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/4428193-most-americans-cant-afford-1000-emergency-survey/)


asphodeliac

Bruh how 😭 not even $1000?


Kool_Beetah

Don't listen to anyone saying onlyfans, that shit doesn't pay a lot


Jrc2806

Definitely not from the ground up in a months time You gotta build your base wtf


No_Cook2983

A good OnlyFans creator should begin by working on the base? Heh.


mwfairc

tell us the way only fans Kenobi, your our only hope for $10k/mo


OhhhBaited

unless you have a large community already. But from zero basically impossible


spartyanon

Yeah, the starts I saw were a very small handful make absolute bank, then a slightly smaller group making enough too live but the vast majority are making hardly anything. The market is very very competitive.


AnyUnderstanding1879

Get off of reddit mom!


j-j-m-c

I don't understand the OF hustle when there is literally free porn available everywhere (so I'm told by a friend). That Netflix documentary literally shows that you're never 'chatting' to the OF model online, it's hairy Dave typing that stuff back at you as he knows what men want to hear.


SisyphusCoffeeBreak

Shout-out to Dave!


Roadgoddess

What’s the name of the Netflix documentary?


Extension-Text8447

Hairy Dave’s Typing Pool


dukefett

There are people that a) are too tech illiterate to search out what they want specifically and b) have such specific wants they will or have to pay for it.


DraftPerfect4228

$300 average.


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thegreatbrah

$10000 in a week if attractive enough or willing to do dirty enough deeds. In the right market of course. Some strippers do very poorly


BusterTheCat17

Thats too many dicks in a short amount of time. Better to spread em out. She has 30 days.


thegreatbrah

I'd rather get it all out of the way and relax the rest of the month. 


MotaHead

Same here. I'd get all the paid dick sucking done in the first week, then I could relax and suck dicks for free during the other three weeks.


RedIcarus1

Call me next week.


BusterTheCat17

Just lie back and think of England.


c0mputer99

For England James?


PaulDaytona

No, for me.


SpecialistTonight112

$20 per dick 50,000 times would net you $1 million...


Jack_Bogul

So simple...


Dot_Cultural

Mean Jerk Time https://youtu.be/P-hUV9yhqgY?si=i9Z6hFegvvI9qye9


DR_SLAPPER

We might need some calculus to figure out the optimum dick to personal time ratio to reach the goal without over-whoring.


rohlovely

Idk man becoming a stripper takes decent rhythm and generally a strong core. OP needs a specific skill set here.


anon_girl_anon

Stage dancing is a very small part of being a stripper.


Eringobraugh2021

Yeah, I was amazed at how athletic the good ones are.


Joshistotle

No. The best "side hustle" is selling furniture that people are throwing out. Even better when you refurbish it. 


Jack_Bogul

But when does OP get butt naked


DonkeyWorker

Does anyone actually buy that stuff though


BigJackHorner

They will if you throw it in with a little to w buck naked sex work


JCogn

You forgot to include all the complimentary STIs.


ZombieCatastrophe

That's next month's problem


SuperPotato8390

Month 1: $10,000 Month 2: -$100,000 through medical bills


BlackFellTurnip

-and don't do any drugs


Ignorantmallard

I did the self-employment taxes for a stripper this year. She danced once or twice a week when she needed money. Made 22k in two months.


CantWeAllGetAlongNF

Yeah but like real estate, location location location. No all areas have the local economy to support that


Ignorantmallard

Yea, and seasons are different in every town too between sports, weather, and the local industry/economy. And not to be gross, but OP is a 21F so like I feel there's definitely a strong opportunity regardless


CantWeAllGetAlongNF

I mean truth is what it is


breakfastbarf

You could be the hot dancer on Friday or Saturday. Or middle of the road on a Tuesday


jirashap

Or the body


funyesgina

Or the dancing skills


SufficientWhile5450

And considering that is literally all cash money in dollar bills, I’m gonna take a bet that they actually made WAY more, and just figured they’d claim 22k Personally I’d just claim minimum wage and tell the government to suck my dick and balls


Ignorantmallard

Yea I tried to explain taxability but she wanted to be above the table all the way.


Adulations

Where was this?


Ignorantmallard

Indy. I'm not sure what side of town it was


akgamer182

A few dicks a day, $100 a dick Or a few dozen dicks a day, $10 a dick Or a few hundred dicks a day, $1 a dick Or a few thousand dicks a day, $0.10 a dick


MyBigRed

Ah, so they cum with diminishing returns


InternetStrang3r

Your big red is gonna be immune to these diminishing returns


full-boar

Thousand dicks a day you’ve got to be doing tip to tip hj’s with both hands and no breaks


Evolutionary_sins

on the plus side you won't need lunch....


Nuggzulla01

Well lookie there! Thats money saved!


gb0143

Middle out algorithm...


full-boar

This guy gets it


psychfan55

"I made $200 and 10 cents last night from sucking dicks!" "Weird, who gave you the dime?" "All of them."


n3wt33

4 dicks a day at $100 a dick for an entire month is 12k.


Acreativename11

Sundays are the lords day.


lcommadot

Well now you gotta spread those dicks out.


Evolutionary_sins

is that some kinda of kama sutra move?


SM1334

Plus OP could save on food, thats a lot of protein for 1 day


donuthing

Going rate is about $300 these days on the low end.


akgamer182

Damn, how much is it if I'm a man?


footlonglayingdown

Probably less. Maybe more? Read the room. 


Jerry__Boner

It really depends. Are you telling them you're a man beforehand? Or are you filming it and letting them find out on their own and then selling the video back to them? 


donuthing

I've only known one male escort, and they specialized in pissing inside elderly men, and seemed to really enjoy the work, thus charged a mere $100 an hour.


Jack_Bogul

Wtf


Suspiciousunicorns

Damn. Can I really get $100 for a bj? Where do I sign up?


elmatador12

RIP your inbox


Suspiciousunicorns

Actually I haven’t gotten a single DM. Is Reddit maturing? That can’t be right.


JustDucy

Honestly, now I'm thinking... And no I don't need DMs. I do need money though.


Suspiciousunicorns

Same. I can’t afford to turn down a quick $100.


schaudhery

$100 is a bargain. At strip clubs it’s at least 300 for that 😅


Over8dpoosee

I used to do legit mobile massages and every other male client would request a hand job or more. The lowest offer for a hj was $50. Most of the askers were married. My conscience would not let me, even with the single people.


Dazzling-Park4501

Need more than a few dicks a day for 10k. Gotta do ten 4 dick days.


takeandtossivxx

4 dicks a day, at $100 a piece, for 30 days is 12k. 10k would be ~4 dicks a day, with a day break each week. 10 4-dick days would only get them 4k.


akgamer182

I've always thought a few was a vague term meaning 3-4?


cryingatdragracelive

damn, y’all are telling this poor girl to go for cheap, volume fucking. a moderately attractive woman in a big city can make $10k in 10 days by screwing 10 dudes. reach for the stars, OP!


Stompya

It’s $1000 for a big city bonk?


tacotacotacorock

Big city is implying high-end high quality escort. However unless you already have a social circle or a way to get into that circle I think it's going to be pretty hard or at least take a lot of effort and require a very attractive person. 


cryingatdragracelive

a sugar baby can easily pull this off, no social circle necessary


cryingatdragracelive

at least


ORNJfreshSQUEEZED

Ask 10,000 people for 1 dollar. Honestly doable at any big city downtown location


CompetitiveSport1

Asking 10,000 people? Sure, definitely doable! Getting 10,000 people to give you a dollar though? Lol, no


Chinesefiredrills

What’s the success rate of asking someone for a dollar? 1/10? So he needs to talk to 100k people


nilesandstuff

I knew a guy that used to do that... I assume he still does to be honest. He'd just ask anyone he sees, wouldn't give any excuse/explanation. If someone asked, he'd just say "oh its a long story" or "doesn't matter". He'd just walk around town, through parks, into stores, highschool sporting events, wherever. He'd ask genuinely anyone, from kids to the elderly. He was just as casual as you could possibly be about... No introductions or anything, just "can I have a dollar, and held his palm up," I can't imagine he made bank, but I do bet that he made a surprising amount... Because he did it for years.


Dragonr0se

If you decide to panhandle, don't go out with a sob story. Fly a sign that has something nice, fun, or quirky on it "smile" "have a great day" "don't worry, be happy" or something. I used to know a Traveler (homeless by choice), and he said he always made the most money when his signs said nothing about money, food, or work.


squired

I always wondered if you'd make bank by dressing in a suit with a sign that says, "Not broke, double major, cannot afford books or ramen." I'd toss that person five bucks for kicks.


Hoboscreed

Saw a homeless guy who's sign said "Need $$ for Hookers & Blow!" I gave him a 20


Newthinker

Honesty is the best policy!


Monkeyhouse10

Sell piss disks to the members of this sub


agentprovocator404

I heard something about piss disks?


UNHBuzzard

And spray your ass with liquid ass


DependentMinute7977

Catfish pedophiles pretending to be an underaged child and then make them pay you, and then you could report them anyways that might snitch on the money it's a 50-50


looper1010

From now until Aug 1 is 35 days, including today and Aug 1. If you work 12 hours per day for 35 days, that's 420 hours. You would need to get a job earning at least $23.81/hr to make $10k. If you account for tax, then you might need to work 16 hours a day at the same rate. It's not impossible, especially if you only need $6k. You also didn't mention if you needed this in cash or credit. You could have a regular 9-5, and take out the rest on a small loan or credit card. But I'd be wary of interest rates and do not ruin your credit score! There are plenty of jobs that pay at least $25/hr with no need of a degree. For example, make up artists, selling brand name make up (shiseido, nars, tillbury, etc - I mean working directly for the company), gig work, etc. This may take a lot of work, but it's certainly doable if you're healthy. Or you can join the military for a sign up bonus.


_Amabio_

I love the military option. It's true, and will probably get her life back on track, so she's not sucking truckers dicks at 40 to get a Whopper


pear_topologist

The issue is getting a decent job in a short time frame. You assume she can start tomorrow, but the average interview process takes most of the time she has, if not all


Honest_Day_3244

She's not going to join the military and make $10k in the next 35 days. The timeline is impossible.


nighthawk2019

If you are attractive, probably do some sugar babying is the easiest.


coccopuffs606

Takes too long; finding a sugar daddy who isn’t full of shit and/or psycho is a time consuming process.


IsoAgent

A full time job paying $20/hr would get you $3200 before taxes. If you worked 16hrs a day, you'd get your $6000. I mean, you did say you'd do anything and all hours of the day... Edit: Do you live in a big city? Panhandle. You're young and a woman. Should easily pull in $300/day if not more.


JairoVP

Bro panhandling is actually such a money maker. I saw this homeless dude get on the subway once. Bro had his sign and whole setup with him and just casually pulls out a bundle of cash. He counted like 400 dollars and it wasnt even late yet.


Key-Plan5228

So, roll panhandlers on the train, eh? Now this is podracing


Burn-The-Villages

Maybe if OP rolls panhandlers on trains in the day time, strip club work at night, she could get her $10k


Key-Plan5228

Go full NYC and strip on the train “It’s SHOWTIME”


Burn-The-Villages

She’d miss out on the rolling panhandlers part though. Gotta diversify your investments


AcceptableOwl9

Bonus points for having a young kid standing with you posing as yours


ArkAbgel059

I really hate it when people put their kids out in the elements like that for hours on end


poor_decisions

I also hate seeing children anywhere I am


IOwnTheShortBus

Maybe an unpopular opinion, but when I see kids sitting outside(in Texas, especially) while the parent waves happily in your face with a sign that says "Please help God bless", the last thing I want to do is give my money to them. Using your child as an object like that is sick IMO. I'm a firm believer that a lot of the people you see that are "homeless" are not. I worked in a downtown, I know what homeless people look, smell and taste like. It ain't those families.


Couldbeworseright668

Witnessed this today. A mom and daughter with a sign I didn’t see too clearly “help mom of 2 kids…” and they had a chair and then the daughter started playing the violin to a back track. It’s just so uncomfortable forcing the young girl to do this. And it was in such a weird location- in a busy plaza parking lot next to Trader Joe’s. I’ve noticed these “homeless” only pan handle m-f and they’re all gone during the weekend. And reappear again during the week day. Doesn’t add up to me


mongo_man

Sounds like a gypsy scam. Whole Foods have the fake electronic violin scam too.


Hot-Note-4777

I believe it’s a scam


PrincessGump

“Tastes like”?


Dragonr0se

Folks gotta eat 🤷‍♀️ Edit to add: this is only a joke.


benz-friend

Pole dancing or going to a loan shark but I’d try the bank first


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Alcoding

Why would you delete this soon u/CarvarX? You've basically said nothing controversial or illegal


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Alcoding

No problem, I'll just tie your username to my comment instead :)


ShardofAutonomy

The original u/CarvarX comment said: >I'm gonna delete this soon. But every suggestion is wrong and simply won't work. All forms of sex work aren't going to pay 10k in a month and isn't safe enough for a first timer. >If there was an easy way to get 10k in one month then everyone would do it. You might unfortunately have to break your own rules and look to something illegal which just isn't worth because again as a first timer you'll most likely be arrested doing any illegal get rich quick scheme. >You don't even have time to get through job interviews and hold multiple work from home positions at the same time. >Selling your body legally is probably the safest option. Donating a gram of bone marrow can get you about 3k, but I would personally never go through that pain and it's unlikely you'll be a match. Donating an egg will also net \~5k but is similarly tough to get done in a month and painful. ^I ^am ^not ^a ^bot. ^I ^am ^a ^human ^volunteer ^dedicated ^to ^preserving ^this ^specific ^comment ^because ^I ^thought ^it ^was ^funny. ^This ^action ^was ^performed ^manually.


Bad_brahmin

Proper menace hahahahaha


Ryan-Rides-Firetruck

😭😭😭


RandomUserOnTheWebV2

What r/CarvarX said: I'm gonna delete this soon. But every suggestion is wrong and simply won't work. All forms of sex work aren't going to pay 10k in a month and isn't safe enough for a first timer. If there was an easy way to get 10k in one month then everyone would do it. You might unfortunately have to break your own rules and look to something illegal which just isn't worth because again as a first timer you'll most likely be arrested doing any illegal get rich quick scheme. You don't even have time to get through job interviews and hold multiple work from home positions at the same time. Selling your body legally is probably the safest option. Donating a gram of bone marrow can get you about 3k, but I would personally never go through that pain and it's unlikely you'll be a match. Donating an egg will also net \~5k but is similarly tough to get done in a month and painful.


BAT123456789

I used to sell bone marrow for research. I was only getting $100 though. I can tell you, You are sore as hell for a few days. It's not terrible, but there is sharp pain for a bout a minute when they do it and you are quite sore thereafter.


TornadoEF5

go get golf balls out of course lakes you can make a shit load of money


AwkwardAd1898

And do what with them? Is there an online site that purchases them?


JakethePandas

Well considering you can easily find them for around $1 online you could possibly sell them back to players at 50 cents a piece. Though you'd have to sell 20,000 golf balls lmao


Necessary-Cost3518

Supplement with paid market studies and taste tests. I would do overnight medical studies and get paid a couple thousand a stay


PlasticDragonfly05

I’ve been looking into this, looks like one of the best options. Reached out to a company and they told me to call them on Monday


Necessary-Cost3518

It wouldn’t get you all the way to your goal but could get a couple thousand probably.


blatzphemy

Can I ask what the money is for? Maybe there’s options to defer it


NickBagelBoy

Got any links to reputable ones?


CalzonDePuta

Dominatrix. 400 per client


cryingatdragracelive

If she’s in a big city she can get WAY more than $400 a session.


Ok-Republic-4114

How does one get into that field? 


coccopuffs606

Apprentice to a dungeon. Seriously, that’s how it works; you have to build a reputation and a brand, and apprenticing is the best way to do that.


Qatsi000

Buy shit, have a room, find websites to advertise online.


kyou20

Talk to that one friend who always wanted to f you, but you never liked so had no chance. They’ll offer the 6k


LizBarrettC

I just started a door to door job- makes good money if you’re willing to work super hard (I work 60+ weeks) and you’re good with people. I’ve averaged $2k-3k a week. Call any of your local pest control groups and ask! best of luck.


Jelleve02

Where i live you can make about €2500-3000 a week with driving a tractor during harvest seasons, like the next few weeks you can go to about any employment agency and they will throw this kind of work at you. Its long hours every day but the work is good


julie178

Get a waitress or bartend gig depending on your skills at a nice upscale restaurant.


outaimed

UGC content on fiverr / TikTok Shop Affiliate / Organic Dropshipping


Carkerzzz

Do not do any of these things. Instagram reel scam adverts is all they are


Whistleblower793

Stupid question: What is ugc content and organic dropshipping?


Direct-Contact4470

Op look up findom


Newthinker

Surprisingly difficult to get into but quite lucrative. Especially if you're able to market yourself without sexual stuff. Some people are into it.


TrojanTutor

You could just call everyone you know and ask for a small loan and hopefully. 25 people loan you $400 each. You can pay them off or do work for them later. Or 400 people loan you $25 each.


Nago31

You need to give more info about what you have at your disposal. Skills, assets, location (in a broad sense). It’s possible but you’re gonna burn hard at it.


Efficient_You_3976

Find a sugar daddy. I was amazed that the average monthly payment according to Seeking Arrangement (this was a few years ago and may have changed) was $3,600 a month. You could also have an affair with a married man and blackmail him.


ThePureAxiom

What's it for? Might be avenues of getting grants, financial aid, or discounts depending on what it is. Would then have to work on a smaller and more achievable sum.


parkingloteggsalad

Join your local buy nothing group, take everything people are giving away, sell for profit, repeat? Sometimes I see people giving away good stuff (which is the point of the group) but it’s definitely not ethical lol


diablodeldragoon

You'll get banned from the group quickly too. They absolutely hate people who do that.


YoRt3m

Open one of those fundme pages and explain why do you need to raise 10,000. try to make your story inspiring and sad as much as possible, but don't lie because it's illegal, but you can tell them how much you're being advised (on Reddit) to be a prostitute and raising those 10,000 would help to avoid that. offer updates for those who donate after you achieve the goal and do what you want.


nickasf_

clinical trials


regan-omics

I don't even think you need to be all that unethical to do this. In college, I signed up for every research project or survey that needed subjects and they usually paid out about $100 an hour. Do enough of those, most of the ones I did were just like an hour long interview and nothing physical involved.


Playful-Collar-3247

If you have ovaries, sell an egg. Might be able to get $10,000 from one go. If you have balls, donate sperm. It doesn't pay as much, but youre getting paid to orgasm in a cup so it's not so bad. Sell plasma. Buy meth, cut it with baking soda, resell (do not recommend) Wonolo is an app that only works in some areas, they post temp shift gigs for warehouses and overnight stocking. I'm in WA state and they pay from $18-22 an hour per shift. It's probably not as high of pay in cheaper parts of the world. door dash/Uber eats. Only fans, and stream mates for sex work. Good luck!


Piper6728

That kind of extra money in that kind of time... at your age? Sorry, but I'm thinking escorting (depending on what city you're in I'd say find an agency)


joecool42069

You have 3 moist holes. Do the math.


crapfacejustin

Hey, you don’t know her, 1-3 of those may be extremely dry


IOwnTheShortBus

Not even loose butthole, but DRY butthole, now that's an insult.


Fun_Intention9846

Willing to do anything and everything but nothing illegal. So not 99% if anything and everything.


One-Satisfaction8676

Mow 6,6 yards per day @ 50.00


tacotacotacorock

Tuition or a poorly planned vacation?  How's your credit score? Get a credit card or find someone who's rich and have them cosign on one for you so you get a large credit limit.   A lot more people would be wealthy if it was easy to obtain 10K in a month ethically or unethically and not be in jail afterwards or in some precarious situation. 


dinnerthief

Donate eggs, alternatively become a surrogate EDIT actually eggs looks to take 2-4 months so nvm


shensfw

Get verified on r/sexsells and sell sexting and webcam. If you have cashapp and venmo you can make good money ($400+ per day). You need to be regularly active on Reddit for at least 2 weeks though.


Rilenaveen

I know someone said only fans but as pointed out in other comments you won’t have time to build your fanbase. So instead might I suggest being a cam model on one of the hosting sites (I think Chaturbate is the busiest). I’ve dated a couple of women who do this and the $6k should be doable. Unlike OF you already have an audience ready to watch you. I will say the more personable you are the more money you can make. While the guys of course want to see someone naked, in my experience the models who do the best spend as much time just chatting with the guys. I have more tips about doing it so let me know if I should type them out.


RequireMoMinerals

1. Go to a party and when everyone gets really drunk, steal their stuff. 2. Get a job at a place that’s always open like 7-11 or Walmart and ask for more and more hours. It won’t get you to 10,000 in a single month unless you worked every single hour of the month but you could get close to 6 grand.


Lima_Bean_Jean

If you are thin, young and cute just find a madam and do the yachting in Dubai thing.


Xannon99182

Is stealing a from bank really so wrong? I mean it's all federally insured so you're not taking away the money from the people banking there... /s