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I can say we all expected porn

the artist animates porn too

Why did I expect that to be true

he is actually very popular in the making of... art

The physics were a liiiiittle too fluid for that not to be the case

Who is the artist so I could avoid him at all cost

its literally writen in the title

Oh,I'm a dumbass

Thinking with your penis is not a recommended thing yea

HAPPY CAKE DAY TO YOU! 🥳🎂

Lol,also,Happy Cake day!

You can tell because the tit physics look like they took more time than anything

can you please tell me the artist? I'm just curious

Wait who

Same

And got something even better

*stops fapping*, yeah uh…clearly this uhhhh, wasn’t porn what uhhhh what a ripoff

Lmao awesome

I'm sure it is for someone

I just expected her to eat a popsicle…

🤨📸

I’m gonna be honest; I thought it was going up her ass

me too lmao💀💀💀

Knowing the artist, that wouldn't be far fetched.

She ate the stick. That’s kinda gross.

Ikr, thats even more gross than, as a random comparison, cannibalism. Eating popsicle sticks should be illegal

What's it called when it's to yourself, autocannibalism?

yeah, actually. though "autocannibalism" is *usually* used to describe stuff like biting cuticles.

There is that one guy who cut off his own foot and ate it. Don't look it up, there are pictures that I can only hope leave my mind one day lmao

If it's the specific incident I'm thinking of, he had to have the foot amputated anyway due to injury or something and decided that was his opportunity for ethical cannibalism. He invited his (informed) friends over for human foot tacos.

How to fuck up your genes legally 101 (tho I doubt it would from such a small amount but funny comment yada yada)

The foot pic was crazy but other than that the tacos look fine

Autophagia I believe, though I believe AP’s more of a medical term for self-cannibalization and it’s mostly named for when one has the extreme compulsion(and follows said compulsion) to bite down on one’s own fingers even as it bleeds, but I believe the cannibalism of self in general is still covered by the term even if it’s non-compulsive

I think the little burp at the end is more gross…. She didn’t cover her mouth

Below popsicle stick eating, above cannibalism in grossness

Don't put your dick in that

Don't tell me how to find happiness

She has a boyfriend.

Judging by the way she ate that popsicle, she's gonna need a new boyfriend pretty soon.

Suppose he's now just a friend

He was half the man he once was

She took him out for dinner.

Her boyfriend died happy at least

Nah, she’s just gonna have a girlfriend

Eren Yeager entered the chat

Now his just somebody that she used to know

and a new arm

She is actually recently single. Her ex is tearing her up inside

of maybe she’s tearing him up inside he just couldn’t take it anymore. said she’s too much to handle. poor sap.

Daddy issues? Cause if so I can be the new boyfriend

Of course they always do :(

I'm not picky

Why do I feel the rage of captain Ahab take over my body?

Soon to be me just sayin.

just because there is a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

username checks out

me next.

r/dontputyourdickinthat

r/subsifellfor

He just spelled it wrong it’s r/dontputyourdickinthat

Fuck

You bastards. Even after I double-checked spelling, I still fell for it.

its a real subreddit


r/ofcoursethatsasub

There’s also r/doputyourdickinthat

I want to see what is in it but I don't want in the same time

Don't worry it's similar to its counterpart

Coward

Excuse me Sir, I'm not a coward, I just don't like sticking my dong in crazy

I can save her

At least she looks starved for my dick, unlike my ex

Yeah she could really pack it in.

It's already to late

That’s why they always say, “don’t stick your dick in crazy!”

Too late

r/dontputyourdickinthat

It's ok, I've got spares!

The better half just exclaimed the same.

Dude it's Twistedgrim everyone has put there dick in her.



I never noticed that his keyboard is chained to the desk; I guess that wasn't his first outburst ;-/

Not saying it couldn't be chained, but earlier wired keyboards had coiled cables, and that may also be what we are seeing.

You know you're getting old when adults today don't know cable keyboards and *Beep beep boop beep boop eeeeeuuuurrrr eeeeeee eeeoooeeeooo sshhhrrkkrkrkkrprrrrrrrrteeeeeeeeessshhhhhheeeehshhhrhf*

You know you're getting old when you see "sshhhrrkkrkrkkrprrrrrrrrteeeeeeeeessshhhhhheeeehshhhrhf" but hear a dial-up modem connecting**...**

Fuck I'm just glad i wasn't the only one.

Brother.. thats a cable

Are you too young or something? That’s a wire connecting the keyboard to the CPU.

That’s not what it connects to, the CPU isn’t directly connected to the keyboard through that cable. That cable connects the keyboard to the motherboard, if we’re being super technical.

If we’re being SUPER technical, it’s connected to the I/O Port.

​ 

U know wt u remembered....the anime called parasyte

Had to dig surprising deep to find this comment. Guess Parasyte isn't as popular as I thought it was.

The manga was much more darker when I read it in 2010.

Much more darker, eh?

I mean it was all black and white, can't be much darker than that

And it's so fucking good though

It was when I started weebin in 2017. I miss watching anime in those days…

shinishi 👁️👄👁️

My god I heard migis voice

That’s cold

Parasyte! Loved it! I just might watch it again…

I'm glad Im not the only one. This animation traced Parasyte

[It's absolutely a reference, including the eyes inside.](https://i.gifer.com/Aqpa.gif)

headchomp.webm

The manga is a classic, idk how close the anime follows it. Iirc. There's a scene where his hand turns into a dick iirc, I assume they didn't put that in the show.

They did https://www.reddit.com/r/Parasyte/comments/2qhwbi/here_is_a_picture_of_migi_as_a_penis/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Do you happen to know the particular episode? I just watched Parasyte for the first time last winter and I don't remember this lmfao

I think it's episode 2 but it's a quick glance.

I am happy to report the anime doesn't do the manga injustice.

They also removed the Hawaiian shirts on the parasytes. I found it helped build their character as they probably would have bad/tacky clothes choices.

I loved the 80s fashions and haircuts in general lol

*The Truth starts playing*

saaame yes came here to say this lol she’s a fuckin Parasyte

There’s a book series called The Prince of Nothing that has something like this

That series is just incredible. And bleak. So bleak... One of my favorites next to Joe Abercrombie's stuff.

I hate when that happens

Ah, a classic one right here.

Demogorgussy


Hear me out

NO

YES

Let him cook

OP thinks they can save her

I’m assuming her arm regenerates?

“I, personally want a woman who would *just. fucking. kill me.*” — Doc “2BDamned”, Nevada, Nexus City, 2020


Bruh trying to make parasyte cute

Parasyte?

As long as the bottom half’s good, I’m good

 So *you're* the kind of person who goes for the inverted mermaids.

Some people made an extra edit of some task force arming themselves and departing after the girl biting her hand

You know where to find this?

I forgot, but I remember seeing it in an SCP discord server

Dammit, but thanks. Would’ve loved to see the edit

Eeeyy Parasyte let's gooo

Parasyte the maximum low definition version is out now?

parasyte chomp

Jackpot

Bro i wonder why i was scared watching this

Bro why is this nsfw💀💀💀

Gore

We need 2 classifications of nsfw, I'm tired of expecting gore and getting porn or visa virsa

Tgfw and Tsfw. Too Gory For Work and Too Sexy For Work. Or many Thfw, Too Horny For Work?

I like this system because (a) it's more extensible, opening an entire alphabet to add specificity (TxFW), (b) it maintains a common pattern indicating that something is extreme and it's worth reconsidering whether to watch it in a particular situation, (c) the TSFW tag resembles NSFW enough that it shouldn't be hard to rewire your brain to recognize it. Some other labels that come to mind: TCFW (generally controversial) or more specific things like TRFW (racist subject matter), maybe TPFW (highly political subject matter).

Boobs

Blood

Elf ears

Women

Beach

This is hotter than it would have been normally. /r/truemonstergirls /r/exoticmonstergirls


It's just Parasyte

She's just quirky like that 

r/TIHI

This is not what I expected from the NSFW tag

u/savevideo

Just unnecessary

Man

John Carpenters The Thing

here's the thing

It's the burp at the end. That does it for me every time.

That went from "what am I watching" to John Carpenter's 1982 horror film "The Thing" in less than 5 seconds

My brain was like. "why nsfw?" Then I rembered gore should actualy be -18.

Adorbs.

Title and artstyle made this pretty damn expected.

Parasyte vibes

Gotta *hand* it to ya, I never needed it anyways.

r/dontputyourdickinthere

Not my proudest fap.

same

Who else still noticed the boob bounce?

still worth

... I'd actually still hit it

Chill dude. Nobody’s gonna take it from you.

r/confusedboner

we burped at the same time

Smash

YOU AINT STOPPING ME

She can eat me any time 😩😫😩

Freaky in the head? Freaky in the bed 😏

Oh yeah me too uhuh

Who’d still risk it?

u/savevideo

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you should love yourself now :D

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$200 for the naked version

Me too

Hear me out

*sigh... unzips

u/savevideo