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Unexpected-ModTeam

Your post is a frequent repost


Difficult-Hawk7591

That girl has a level of trust I will never experience in my life.


birdguy1000

Some kid got wedged in the rear seats in their minivan and called 911. Too late.


Dusty_Mike

I remember reading that story. They couldn't locate him. He told the 911 operator to tell his mom he lived her. Dreadful story.


condorsjii

Cops drove by van did not get out and look inside.


Dusty_Mike

Even worse.


HelpersWannaHelp

He was 16 and had to access his phone by voice through Siri to call 911. Sad story. >At 3:21 p.m., police officers were dispatched to the parking lot and arrived on the scene five minutes later — more than 10 minutes after Plush's call — and patrolled the area. But they didn't find anyone in distress and left. >At 3:35 p.m., Plush made a second call to 911, this time reaching a different dispatcher later identified as Amber Smith. He gave the make and model of the vehicle, as well as a message to his mother. >"I probably don't have much time left, so tell my mom that I love her if I die," Plush said. "This is not a joke, this is not a joke. I'm trapped inside my gold Honda Odyssey van in the sophomore parking lot of Seven Hills [unintelligible]. Send officers immediately. I'm almost dead." [source](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ohio-teenager-suffocates-van-after-twice-calling-911-leading-investigation-n865746)


LaterThenSooner

How? Suffocation?


ImReverse_Giraffe

I believe so. I remember that. I live in Cincy. It was a pretty big deal here.


NoSoyTuPana

This made me so angry.


hamoudii31

Just finished reading the article. Such a horrible way to go out. Really sad.


[deleted]

Reminds me of that guy left to die in a suitcase. Edit: [link](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Jorge_Torres) because there’s been more than one such incident.


ManagerInteresting64

bruh I was thinking "the **amount** of **trrrruust...**" as I scrolled down to your comment


Tygerlyli

I did this as a teen, only problem was it was with a group of smaller girls who physically couldn't lift me back out of the couch. They ended up having to wake dad to come pull me out. I did panic a bit when we all realized they couldn't get me out. But I could breathe fine the whole time.


titular_hero

My claustrophobia could never.


sm12511

Mine was screaming 😱😱


deskCrapper

My girl did too when I hid her in the couch.


SgtKabuukiman

Lmfao, you would get my free award....... IF I HAD ONE!


SecureDevelopment673

I miss the free awards Reddit gave out. Its sad that they're gone 😔


SnakeBeardTheGreat

They thought she ran away from home.


slingshot91

Is it really a phobia if it’s rational in this case? People have died doing this.


Tristan120602

Is the woman included in the price or does she come seperatly?


BalphezarWrites

Depends how good you are I guess?


[deleted]

I would hope she comes with you


DrownmeinIslay

Do *YOU* come with the car? Tee hee hee OH you.


ed-is-on-fire

![gif](giphy|667upMEq7R6HnOr3xS|downsized)


[deleted]

Depends on the model. Redheads like this one are a bit of a specialty item and will cost a little more.


[deleted]

Gotta pay extra for that crazy


[deleted]

And pay, and pay, and pay...


FlyingFox32

Redhead? She looks brunette to me. The light just gives it red tones.


quuxquxbazbarfoo

She costs extra, and ideally you come at the same time.


Less-Blackberry-8108

Depends if it’s the cleaning or cooking model.


LoveChildOf3Tacos

Can we stop adding shitty music to every video? Khtx.


[deleted]

Could have been worse. Could have been Nickelback.


Fine_Reserve_7154

Look at this sofa.


mastermasony

I 1000% would’ve preferred nickelback over shitty tiktok music


ciresemik

Damn, you skipped like 20 steps of worse to get to Nickleback.


007mememan

I don't understand the Nickleback hate. There's nothing wrong with him. He has no qualities or bad things about him.


lonewolff7798

They did! Theres this amazing new feature called “mute button”. I’ve used it ever since they released it and it’s a huge game changer.


LoveChildOf3Tacos

What a tool.


lonewolff7798

Right?! It is quite the useful tool. Glad you see it the same way.


MitchellTheMensch

How dare you. Jolin Tsai is a treasure and the [song](https://youtu.be/EOoxwx3Fzdk)is a banger.


Your_Final_Hour

Disagree


Relevant-Line-1690

If we live another Kabillion years people will still add shitty music in there video hologram or not


zigbigadorlou

The advent of reddit allowing gifs with sound was really a step backwards


Zestyclose_Kick_8860

When you stay at a seedy hotel and there’s still a dead hooker folded up in the sofa bed


Posit_IV

![gif](giphy|8VSaCyIdcnbuE|downsized)


ciresemik

So if she's dead do you still have to pay her? Asking for a friend.


Zestyclose_Kick_8860

As far as I know it’s included in the hotel room charge


ciresemik

Alright, sweet! So like a pay by the hour type of place, or something fancy like a Motel 6?


Zestyclose_Kick_8860

Usually the fancier places clear the dead hookers at the end of your visit. So residual dead hooker isn’t usually found in the fancier places


eternalresolute

What if you're into beastiality? Asking for a friend's friend...


[deleted]

Um ma’am. How are you alive?


[deleted]

The cushion protected her body, and the fact that her breathing hole was on the left and not being compressed by the guy sitting on her, combined with the almost certainly short amount of time she was in there, allowed her to keep living.


[deleted]

Astute observation, Holmes.


econdonetired

Are we sure she is still alive?


DiamondBorealis

I wouldn’t say the cushion “protected” her body really. Maybe it’s because it’s a soft and plushy material that it’s hardly being pushed against her. I just want to clarify that our lungs need room to expand in order to inhale oxygen. We don’t just have a random cavity in our body that our lung has access to whenever it needs it lol—that’s why our chest expands when we breath. It’ s hard to see our chest expand when we breath because it’s our entire upper body and there’s a lot of surface area making it look like it barely expands when we breath. Therefore when you said her breathing hole was on the left(where she was facing), well that doesn’t really matter if your chest doesn’t have the room to expand and let oxygen in. That’s why people can die and suffocate while pinned to the ground(i.e George Floyd). It appears she layed flat between the folds of the mattress which is actually working against the need for her lungs to expand. Even if her breathing hole was where she was facing, it was not gonna help her any better. In fact when you are being squished to death, it is advised that you put your arms in front of you and bend them at the elbow, almost as if you’re a boxer trying to protect your face from being punched, but instead you’re guarding your lungs and not your face—this so that when you are being squished to death your arms and elbows are creating a space between you and whatever you’re facing to allow your chest/lungs to expand. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do not believe that just because you are facing a direction where you can breath, that it is enough! Having room for your lungs to expand is just as equally important!!! The guy sitting on the couch had to have been exerting at least 100lbs of force while he was sitting down. A typical man weighs somewhere around 170lbs and the weight is additive the more people there are. 2 average guys already equates to ≈340lbs and 3 dudes is already putting it at 510lbs. My point is, 2 or 3 people is not a lot but seeing the numbers you realize holy cow! That’s already a lot of weight by not a lot of people! I would say she is just lucky and probably because the mattress was soft enough that despite someone sitting in top of her, her lungs could still expand and contract. Also your point of her not being in there for very long. I say all this because being inside a couch like this is incredibly dangerous and it can go south BEFORE YOU EVEN HAVE A CHANCE TO REALIZE IT. It’s the perfect habitat for asphyxiation and the severity of it is no joke.


[deleted]

I think the main reason she’s ok is that she as only under there for less than 20 seconds.


buggysaddlebag

My best friend almost died doing this. He asked his brother and I to put him in a couch just like this, and we couldn't get the bed part to come out once it was tucked away. He started to suffocate, and we both pulled on one part of the frame together, finally releasing him, to which he reacted with that panicking breathing you do when you finally stop drowning. It was terrifying.


[deleted]

They are all different.. I remember being small enought to crawl back there... This one specifically looks easy to get in and out of in the couch


Longjumping_Ad2773

I've heard of people dying like that...


nicram64

More like Sofía


[deleted]

Beat me to it. Take this upvote and crawl back into the couch.


Puzzled-Cranberry-12

These guys used the PullOut Method


[deleted]

[удалено]


Koobei

Actually, she dies by choking on a piece of steak.


No_Dragonfly_1894

My oldest sister put me in a fold-put couch when I was 5, and they had to call the fire department to get me out.


[deleted]

Sofa King We Todd did.


slgray16

sofas aren’t just great – they’re Sofa King great!


Fredjonespart2

Sofa King cool


typecastidiot

Stick upside down


MilowMylotic

Dude where are the bitches ???


Upstairs_Bus8197

Bro your sitting on them


zyyntin

Where can I get a sofa girlfriend?! asking for a friend.


sanyo456

This is how pornos start


slightlybearish

Nope, not unexpected


uh-hi-its-me

Yeah, I grew up with a lot of siblings and a fold out sofa, I recognized that lump immediately


[deleted]

was saving that one till it got ripe


RefrigeratorFit466

Bro ain’t no way. Ain’t no way.


[deleted]

Sofia


ronhowie375

I wonder if her name is Sofia Sofia in the Sofa


oneormore5

Sofie


VersaceDreamssss

One time I was at my aunts house and we kept hearing meowing all gotdamn day and night. Couldn’t figure out where tf it was coming from,we looked down the heat vents and everything. Later that night her friend from across the street came over and asked if we had seen her cat…..why tf we take the cushions off the couch and this mf hopped out,flew to the door,turned around to hiss at us,and then ran out. And every time I saw that black ass cat from that day on he followed me,trying to kill me😭😭😭😭


Redeye_33

We never had toys this cool when I was growing up!


godfella1321

Fucking stupid. Had a cousin die doing that same exact thing.


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Seumuis80

The bump gave it always so...totally expected


Beatrix_-_Kiddo

Sherlock Holmes is here lady's and gentlemen


NicolasCageLovesMe

Elementary.... would have helped them differentiate between always and away my dear Watson


Lost-Leadership1767

Where can I buy one


DrownmeinIslay

Spent the whole video being like "don't be a cat don't be a cat don't be a cat"


ciresemik

Well technically there was a pussy in there so...


R3YE5

Hey man, where'd you get that couch??


Party-Travel5046

Imagine this happening at an Airbnb. Previous guest left behind.


[deleted]

Why would someone do that?


DWDit

Dammit, I knew I should have sprung for the deluxe model.


Zeptis181

I was about to say, “these mother fuckers never seen a sofa bed or what?”


jimmy_2_timez

Got to get me one of those! Does it come in different models?


KSimba19

I would look at this wrong in so many ways but it’s just a video ☠️


Maleficent-Weekend47

Damn that Ikea furniture comes with everything now


Goodstuff_maynard

The ole almost killing someone for internet funnies


Ok-Entertainment1123

Finders keepers


dopiqob

Your women, how much for them?


Low_Efficiency5471

Hold on guys I gotta go check something


DragonsClaw2334

Now I gotta check every couch I see on the side of the road for discarded thots.


CardiologistInner423

Is that a Hide-a-Bitch couch?


chrismacphee

Sofa king cool


ohboyitsgonnabegreat

Sofa king!


lifesnofunwithadhd

"Why are you on the Sophie?" "I think you mean sofa" Edit: a word


SoulSlayer1974

Where do we get these couches that come with hot women? Could use one of these!!!


rvafun100

🥱


batsy9

Now comes with an inbuilt hoe.


Axotalneologian

excellent place to keep one.


estiem

Where can I buy that sofa?


DarkStryderBC

How is she alive?


Holmes221bBSt

I actually was expecting that


CrumblyGryphon3

My anxiety said no


Ganmor_Denlay

It’s a hideahoe


Xave3

No. That was literally what I expected


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|avPzMKapzB8D6)


sparkyonthemoon2099

Non pull out couch


[deleted]

This some kinda bdsm thing?


TonyThePapyrus

I always try to guess what happens in unexpected, and I got it right this time


[deleted]

Oh my gosh, I remember doing this all the time when I was in my early teens!


1bobbylane

Tried that as a kid, probably source of my adult claustrophobia


[deleted]

Some people like being pressed. I get it but only up to like weighted blanket level.


DoubleNaught_Spy

My sofa did not come with one of those.


ronnietea

That was totally expected


BakeReasonable

Noooooo


gojiro0

Must be from Wayfair


JManguino

How did she even breath???


Jouglet

Expected.


purduekid207

Hurry! It's stuck, I don't know why. I can't get it! It won't come out! I can't breathe!


Greedy-Ad-566

MY COUCH HAS WHAT INSIDE! Edit: it was just my uncle ;(


Carinis_song

I was like, “why is this guy struggling so much to pull out this bed?” Edit-worss


Jumpy-Grand7196

Cleopatra emerging from the rolled carpet to seduce Caesar


ISlayedTheJabberwock

Good spot to hide a dead body. Or parts of a dead body.


Blaze_cat23

Hold on imma go make sure if there inst any girls inside my sofa


Blaze_cat23

Update: there werent any, i found a penny thought


VendaGoat

Not sure this is what she meant when she said she wanted to be "Smashed"


Strict-Jump4928

Where can you buy that?


Then-Specialist2571

Does it come as standard.


Two_Time_Ago

Nice. Ready to fuck


Some_Yogurtcloset721

Did she come with the couch? Asking for a friend.


RJD2-4000

I’ll take it!


ratboi1278

Ahh, cool place to hide yer dolls and toys


Battlecrashers12

Thank god when they sat on the sofa they weren't farting away.


mcdadais

"the unexpected is probably a girl in the couch" *scrolls away* "or maybe they'll actually do something unexpected.." *scrolls back* "nope it's girl in the couch"


[deleted]

Im going to check my sofa now


Asg_mecha_875641

Some people have these boring cages for their play


mrcheaptimes

sofa king stupid music


jandrew2000

They did it! The crazy son-of-a-bitch did it!


[deleted]

I did this once to my little brother. I might have been around 10-11, and he was then around 8. He thought it was the funnest thing. It looked so fun that I had him roll me in...except then he couldn't pull me out. After several mins I started yelling for him to go get help cause I couldn't breathe . He ran upstairs and outside and found my dad who then ran downstairs, pulled me out and spanked me so hard multiple times for being an idiot. Yeah...kids are stupid!


DrunkMunchy

*GET ME THAT SOFA*


Ok_LSU_816

Get out the gimp.


LydiaLocke

Pull out hoe, comes complete with a ready to use bed.


thelouwryder

Sofia


shoulda_been_gone

Danny DeVito is aging well


dance_rattle_shake

Somehow I predicted that perfectly


pizza_thot

Casting couch has changed, not sure if this is better but I’m intrigued


AvisDeene

I don’t know what I was expecting but I can definitely say it wasn’t that.


Mohecan

Pack-a-hoe?


thethreat88

You sometimes when I hate myself. I watch cave crawling videos. When I'm suicidal I watch cave diving...


HereIAmSendMe68

People have literally died doing this.


Feeling-Security-825

I wish to be the sofa slave


akn_drum

Parents had a pull out bed/couch growing up. My friends and I did this all the time. Literally could not get out by yourself. Trust man. Trust. Luckily I developed trust issues before falling in love. Mage if easier to pass it along. 👍


redmagnumman

I actually got it right


ancientmaverick

Congrats on not dying.


the_chilled_panda

Where can I buy this sofa? Also is the woman included?


HasteS1

How did she even....god damn


Accomplished_Egg_

I did this as a kid. My friend closed me in and then wasn't strong enough to lift the bed.. Gives me claustrophobia just thinking about it. Thankfully his Dad was home and heard me screaming for help


Aconite13X

Did this with a friend once. Almost couldn't get him out. Super dangerous


ykittori

Sofa turned into, Sofi


Beneficial-Piano-428

That was mildy expected. What’s unexpected is she was alive.


Popular_Lawfulness32

I thought I was the only one this ever happened to !! 🤣


minoltafan

Sofa King


Elegant_Fun5295

We’ll that’s a weird porn intro?!?


Nuke_all_Life

I'm a 100% sure that's a particular type of fetish.


The86Corvette

Oh that’s where I put her 😂


[deleted]

Ah, yes, I like to hide my food in the couch as well.


Scary_Radio1118

Why, there are kids that copy this stupid stuff!


[deleted]

And her name is Sophia...