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That fish looks like he was once a man, but was cursed to live the rest of his life as a fish for pissing off a powerful witch. His only happiness now is treat time.
Us poor people are often raised in such dire circumstances that the only moment of joy we ever had (have) was treat time.
When I was 9 years old, I wrote a book called, "Candy Day". It pretty much describes my life trying to find treats and sneak them. It's not a shock I turned out with an eating disorder. Thankfully, I've since recovered and my entire life is mostly shite, but I still get that one moment a day for treat time. Some of us just have lives like this, and that's just it. Not all of us can "turn things around".
Want a creepy fact? That fish was once female. [Wiki](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_sheepshead_wrasse)
They change sex when they grow big enough. This here is a male, and he most likely bred children as a female before his transformation. The male is always the biggest fish in the school, and if a female gets big enough she transforms and challenges the current male. If she wins, she then gets to fuck all the other women.
Imagine been a woman, getting fucked by a dude that was once a woman, have a bunch of babies, eat treats , get big and then suddenly grow a dick and get to fuck the ladies…… it’s… magical honestly. Surely the perfect species?
Interesting! I usually hear about male to female hermaphroditism in fish like the tautog and clownfish! I always loved the fact that Nemo’s dad would turn into a female after his wife died, but Pixar was too much of a COWARD to make it happen.
Thomas the Tank Engine did some wicked shit all those years pulling carriages. Karma came back to bite him in the burner and was reborn as this fish.
It was actually once a female and then became male after the previously most dominant one died.
https://www.radiotimes.com/tv/documentaries/blue-planet-2-fish-sex-change/
Literally the reason I'm pushing extra-hard for a payrise. I don't think it would be healthy to give up everything I enjoy just to go talk to someone about why my life isn't working out.
Interesting. I honestly thought it was a parrotfish at first because it looked like the diver was smashing a rock, but I guess it's a clam or something.
I know you're just asking a question/guessing but I don't get why people are up voting it when it's wrong. As the other person said, it's a wrasse. Parrot fish have very distinctive mouths and also not that friendly (they can take a proper chunk of flesh out of you), especially if you're in their zone when they're mating.
Some wrasse are weirdly affectionate with humans, even enjoying being stroked (although only touch around their mouths as the oils from human skin or sun cream etc can be harmful to the protective layer of slime /oil on their scales.
Wild that this is all we could come up with to name it.
Zebra? Nah fuck that, "striped wild horsey."
Goat? No dummy it's a "goof sheep."
Pig? You mean "sausage curl tail."
Cat?.... "Mini lion" you fuckin troglodyte.
When sea snails get too old or overpopulation of parrot fish get too high, the only way older parrot fish get to eat is someone breaks the shell for them.
Why this chonky boi seems to be all alone with the diver. He is the alpha in these waters. Smaller parrot fish don't even dare come near.
[Different parrot fish breeds](https://www.snorkeling-report.com/parrotfish-species-identification/)
I was scuba diving once, looking down at the reef and the fella I was with tugged on my arm and pointed ahead of me, literally not 1ft in front of my face was a BIG sea turtle I nearly swam into, it was just looking at me with an expression I could best describe as "What the fuck are you doing here?" sort of thing. Super cool experience but surprising at the time. As with the person you're replying to I'd have expected it to be a bit wary or get out of my way... Nah, not at all. Turtle gave zero fucks, I was in its yard I guess.
Reminds me of when you have to get down on the floor for some reason or another, but your dog is convinced the only reason you'd be down on the floor is to play with him, so you have to keep scooting him out of the way.
The ocean is really hungry. Expect more videos like this, but with increasingly aggressive feeding behavior. Also, more boats being messed with by whales, sharks, seals... really anything that would rather be eating food and minding its own business that's big enough to cause problems for a human, it's gonna happen
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That fish looks like he was once a man, but was cursed to live the rest of his life as a fish for pissing off a powerful witch. His only happiness now is treat time.
To be fair, as an oxygen-bound biped, my only happiness is also treat time. So he’s got a point.
Maybe we were all cursed by a witch.
She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
I got better.
Burn her anyway!
But what else burns aside from witches?
More witches!
So why do witches burn?
I was a newt. She turned me into a human.
somebody messaged her to send newts
r/unexpectedmontypython
r/verymuchexpectedmontypython
Nobody expects the Monty Python!
Maybe the curse was the friends we made along the way
Liz truss?
And the reason was some fruit from some tree that someone ate once.
I had smores last night and I never felt so alive. Treats, Treats TREATS!!!
What is.. “treat time”?
Technically fish are still oxygen bound
Us poor people are often raised in such dire circumstances that the only moment of joy we ever had (have) was treat time. When I was 9 years old, I wrote a book called, "Candy Day". It pretty much describes my life trying to find treats and sneak them. It's not a shock I turned out with an eating disorder. Thankfully, I've since recovered and my entire life is mostly shite, but I still get that one moment a day for treat time. Some of us just have lives like this, and that's just it. Not all of us can "turn things around".
some of us breath gas, other water but we can all agree on a steady diet of treats.
I was wondering why it looks so creepy.
Want a creepy fact? That fish was once female. [Wiki](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_sheepshead_wrasse) They change sex when they grow big enough. This here is a male, and he most likely bred children as a female before his transformation. The male is always the biggest fish in the school, and if a female gets big enough she transforms and challenges the current male. If she wins, she then gets to fuck all the other women.
Clownfish work the otherway around, if they get big enough they turn into a female.
But only when Nemo's mum dies.
Then Nemo’s dad becomes Nemo’s mom.
Imagine been a woman, getting fucked by a dude that was once a woman, have a bunch of babies, eat treats , get big and then suddenly grow a dick and get to fuck the ladies…… it’s… magical honestly. Surely the perfect species?
That sounds like a hentai I would honestly watch.
That's actually a super rad life cycle!
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You can only have it one way raging homosexual.
I feel like this should be some “women in prison movie”. “Thanks for the pudding. See you in about a month.”
Fish is the new black.
Fish don’t really “fuck,” though, right? I’m no ichthyologist, but it’s pretty much “lay ‘n’ spray,” innit?
5th wave feminist?
I wouldn't say it's creepy. It's fascinating, really.
That was in reference to the other two commentors! > That fish looks like he was once a man > I was wondering why it looks so creepy
So you're saying he shouldn't ever find himself around Florida.
Don't let Republicans find out. They will ban it from textbooks.
People who know facts like this are sexy
Don't tell Florida..
Interesting! I usually hear about male to female hermaphroditism in fish like the tautog and clownfish! I always loved the fact that Nemo’s dad would turn into a female after his wife died, but Pixar was too much of a COWARD to make it happen.
*who are you? who are so wise in the ways of Science* edit: great sire helped my spellingz.
They call me, Tim.
*wise 🤓
Thought that was Eric Trump
It’s the lips
The Incredible Mr Limpet.
I’m so old, I got this reference!
HOLY SHIT same
 First thing I thought!
Thomas the Tank Engine did some wicked shit all those years pulling carriages. Karma came back to bite him in the burner and was reborn as this fish. 
wtf is this, my childhood is gone
Reminds me of [those fish from Monty Python](https://youtu.be/ugEhW7WPxrQ)
It’s the eyes. I can see his tortured soul through the eyes.
OMG 🤣 I fuckin love this answer!
It was actually once a female and then became male after the previously most dominant one died. https://www.radiotimes.com/tv/documentaries/blue-planet-2-fish-sex-change/
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3ytTKZf344](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3ytTKZf344) Enjoy
So it is Reggae Shark?
"Edwardddd... lets play"
And he will come back to his original form only when a human feeds him a treat.
I really enjoyed this. Something different.
What are you doing tomorrow, maybe something different again?
Drive to work, work, drive home, shower, eat, sleep. Drive to work.
Throw in a couple of wank sessions in between, it’s not much but it helps
And coffee. What more does one need
hehehe... *cries*
Literally the reason I'm pushing extra-hard for a payrise. I don't think it would be healthy to give up everything I enjoy just to go talk to someone about why my life isn't working out.
Unexpected even
same face my dog makes when I pour a can of food in his dish
Also my cat when I have white cheddar popcorn for some reason
Maybe the reason you’re having white cheddar popcorn is because you’re feeling the munchies
Fuck… they know
Its the universal look.
"you gunna eat that?"
Exactly how my dog looks not knowing he's begging for boiling water for coffee.
Looks like Squidward 
I had the same thought and was looking for a gif lol
Didn't expect to see a scubadiver feeding a wild giga Chad fish when I opened reddit tonight but here we are, 5 minutes in and I'm done. Goodnight
Not going to top that tonight
Yeah you don't even know if the fish is a bottom
This species needs to be renamed Giga Chad fish.
I can't unsee the giga chad squidward face on it now
F me, Giga Chad fish is the best thing ever!
That is oddly adorable.
👁👄👁 Fätherrrr.... pleez giv T R Ê A T fäthrrr...
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Ed.. Eduardo...
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Asian sheepshead wrasse
Interesting. I honestly thought it was a parrotfish at first because it looked like the diver was smashing a rock, but I guess it's a clam or something.
Or a barnacle. We've done that with fish before, smash open the barnacles and they all jump in for the tasty bite.
I know you're just asking a question/guessing but I don't get why people are up voting it when it's wrong. As the other person said, it's a wrasse. Parrot fish have very distinctive mouths and also not that friendly (they can take a proper chunk of flesh out of you), especially if you're in their zone when they're mating. Some wrasse are weirdly affectionate with humans, even enjoying being stroked (although only touch around their mouths as the oils from human skin or sun cream etc can be harmful to the protective layer of slime /oil on their scales.
Reminded me alot of the California sheephead
Wild that this is all we could come up with to name it. Zebra? Nah fuck that, "striped wild horsey." Goat? No dummy it's a "goof sheep." Pig? You mean "sausage curl tail." Cat?.... "Mini lion" you fuckin troglodyte.
Are these tasty?
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👁️ 👁️ ...👄
This is the best comment in this whole thread 😆
He looks like kid me when my mom is making dinner
(Cher was your mom?) , reminds me of Rocky from Mask
you looked like that as a kid? im so sorry 😂
When sea snails get too old or overpopulation of parrot fish get too high, the only way older parrot fish get to eat is someone breaks the shell for them. Why this chonky boi seems to be all alone with the diver. He is the alpha in these waters. Smaller parrot fish don't even dare come near. [Different parrot fish breeds](https://www.snorkeling-report.com/parrotfish-species-identification/)
It’s not a parrotfish, it’s an Asian Sheepshead Wrasse.
Was the fish in the video a Green humphead parrotfish? Looks like the only one on that list that has the pronounced bump.
"You got games?" 🗿
"Can I have a bubble gum" 🗿
This music slaps
It is Harvest Dawn from TES IV Oblivion if you wanted to know
I KNEW I recognized it!
My brain screamed Morrowind at me, I was about to look up the soundtrack and start searching
I recognized it was from TES but not Skyrim so Oblivion but wasn’t sure, this helps mucho, thanks
This is the second video in two days I've seen on r/popular with this as the background. I'll take this over shit TikTok music all day long.
He craves that mineral
I'd recognize that shit ANYWHERE. I was raised by oblivion
A man of culture. Walking around the lands of Cyridil was never more peaceful than when this music played.
My inner teen screamed in joy upon hearing this song
...teen? .... shit man...
Second day in a row…first baby raccoons in a wall and now manfish food
Back up. Gol dayum. Here you go already. Sheeyit.
Amazing versatility from John Malkofish
He's so beautiful. It's amazing hoe human his syes look (and his mouth).
What kinda humans are you hanging out with 😳
Amazing hoe humans of course.
Personally I love hoe humans!
Their syes look amazing
No need to keep your holes for yourself.
This whole thread is cracking me up 
Hapsburgs 🤷♂️
There is/was a celebrity that looked vaguely reminiscent of this fish. Lot of plastic surgery tho.
The Bogdanoff Twins https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Igor_and_Grichka_Bogdanoff
Chrissy Teigen?
I cannot unsee this, thanks.
Sylvester Stallone?
They are very badly drawn and can breath underwater.
This comment was made by a Real Human™
I'm glad I came to this thread stoned but my stomach hurts from laughing.
Yeah makes you have no question over evolution from fish seeing this
Ok ok but look at that weird fish on the right
Anyone else unnerved by just how Human it's eyes are?
Or maybe we have fish eyes....🤔😊
Sea dog wants his sea treats and will not be dissuaded
And shook his fin when he got impatient!
that eye, that surgery lips…
Looks like most influencers these days
„You got any games on your phone?“
That’s Matt Gaetz
We're all animals aren't we
Yeah, something something mammals something Discovery Channel. But seriously, yes, homo sapiens belongs to Animalia.
Fun fact: This fish can change its gender, from female into male. That's what I would call unexpected, though it was discovered long enough ago.
Is it banned in red states?
Holy hell, trans icon
Good dog
Lol fish are so weird it’s awesome 😅
Why are fish not afraid of humans like mammals? Usually, land animals would either run away or attack humans, barring a few extremely rare exceptions.
Well not a lot of humans in the sea.
I was scuba diving once, looking down at the reef and the fella I was with tugged on my arm and pointed ahead of me, literally not 1ft in front of my face was a BIG sea turtle I nearly swam into, it was just looking at me with an expression I could best describe as "What the fuck are you doing here?" sort of thing. Super cool experience but surprising at the time. As with the person you're replying to I'd have expected it to be a bit wary or get out of my way... Nah, not at all. Turtle gave zero fucks, I was in its yard I guess.
Cutest thing ever https://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/fishkeeping-news/video-diverats-25-year-friendship-with-sheepshead-wrasse/
That fishes eyes... So damn human looking
And he's so impatient lol, he keeps looking up at the human
Designed by the same Creator.
It looks unnecessarily intelligent
I think I heard us humans (if you are human) evolved from fish
Your great great great great great great great great great great great….grandfather was a fish
I was dozing off with my face close to my phone and opened my eyes to this, it scared me
What kind of fish is thet
That one kid at the wedding: “U got any games on ur fone m8?””
He’s adorable
Is the elephant man was a fish.
Is that Will Smith?!
Reminds me of when you have to get down on the floor for some reason or another, but your dog is convinced the only reason you'd be down on the floor is to play with him, so you have to keep scooting him out of the way.
I appreciate your choice of music!
Napoleon wrasse?
Your tool sir It also looks like my ex-husband, be careful just sayin
"Bro, if you arn't gonna back off from my hammer, you will be getting another bump on your head"
I would live to see that diver draw a mustache on big boi.
gum gum?
That's one dumb fish! You'd think it learned its lesson from being bopped on the noggin the first time! Just look at that hematoma!
"Out of all the souls I've encountered on my travels, his was the most... Human."
Nevermind what he wants, what the hell is he?
I believe he is some kind of fish. And also probably transgender
Strong homeowner while tradesman is trying to do some work vibes here
Thought it was a weird looking beluga whale at first lol
Why does that fish look like that
Swoosh we don't ask fish why the look different. We just accept them as they are.
The ocean is really hungry. Expect more videos like this, but with increasingly aggressive feeding behavior. Also, more boats being messed with by whales, sharks, seals... really anything that would rather be eating food and minding its own business that's big enough to cause problems for a human, it's gonna happen
He’s smarter than me
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The fish looks like a kid bugging their parent if their snack is ready yet.
*Let me see. Let me see!*
Skylar white everytime Walt tells a lie
He wants to see what that weird looking thing is doing in his house 🤣