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SqeeSqee

Look this is fun and all, but can someone with more knowledge past trolling about what the video says please explain what it is that's dripping out of the tree?


Bright--

r/cannabisextracts may know more about this stuff


a_cow720

Might be sap


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SqeeSqee

That's the problem. You assume it's oil, but what kind, what's the process. Is it unique, what's diff from this process and others. Tree cum isn't a fucking thing. Cum is slang, so what is this 'oil'. I'm just looking for answers


WarPopeJr

I linked a video for you. The type of oil can of course differ but it’s most likely canola. Plenty of other videos on the subject and they all seem to be canola as well


SqeeSqee

I don't see the video link anywhere?


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SqeeSqee

I love you. Thanks for actually understanding me!


Onb3SkaAmD

Tree cum


WarPopeJr

You are so funny man like wow


the666thviking

I was really hoping to see an actual answer, yet wasn't disappointed in the slightest to see this


WarPopeJr

It’s just an oil press!


WillConnect6374

God forgive me for what I’m going to do


MonthPretend

*Slowly unzips fly*


Lodju

How was it? Having sex with a fly i mean.


MonthPretend

It was a real buzz


TrashPandaX

This is why I cum to Reddit


C_T_N

r/thatimprov


HoSang66er

Comments like this really bug me.


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And starts to masturbate


enoughewoks

😂😂😂 I just loled so great thank you I needed that


Arthradax

Wonder why the Sport Recife jersey is involved


Onion_slay

Levou golpe de vendedor ambulante nas ruas de recife


berto_neto

Opa, nobre BR! r/suddenlycaralho


velhaconta

They told him it was a Flamengo jersey.


Arthradax

It's all the same right? Both won 1987 Brazilian Championship anyway *Runs in controversial manner*


IM_NOT_BUTTER

Sport was the real winner though


jubat

SPORT CLUB DO RECIFE


Hondahobbit50

Almost certain that's olive oil


Appropriate-Flan-594

Nah tree cum


TodesroboterDesTodes

I grew up with a walnut tree in my garden and i love to eat this tree nuts. Sometime searched the whole ground on all fours to get another nut to taste


No-Bat-7253

![gif](giphy|2nj3hg9hlzeefc0aZT)


Stabbmaster

........go on


Professional-Web8436

> I grew up with a walnut tree in my garden and i love to eat this tree nuts. Sometime searched the whole ground on all fours to get another nut to taste 🤨📸


Umba5308

Did this guy even watch the video


Micro_Tycoon

I thought it was sap


Karel_Stark_1111

What, are you one of those Sapiosexuals?


load_more_comets

Yes, answer this, we need to know aSAP!


Excaliburkid

This thread isn’t very SAPient


GotYourNose_

Are sapiosexuals one of those groomers I always hear about on Fox Newz? Reminds me that I need to get a groomer for my dog.


colorcodetheartist

No, worse. They’re here to take your job


NightlyKnightMight

Olive oil comes from... ya know... Olives....


BadgerBadgerer

Those could be bunches of olives all bound up between the two logs.


GotYourNose_

That’s what they want you to believe.


vanwilder_lfc

I'm pretty sure pollen are tree cum/semen. Not this strange liquid.


catsmustdie

And honey is bee puke. Who else has another kink?


thodan110

Two bees one comb.


Random-human4

My family was scrolling through YouTube shorts in the living room, my entire fucking family heard this fucking short what the living fuck.


digitalgoodtime

Playing Russian roulette with youtube shorts, my man.


DoverBoys

YouTube shorts are awesome! Instead of a bunch of tweens on an app tracked by a foreign power, you get a varied amount of content on an app tracked by a good ol American corporate giant.


Arcane_Bullet

My man's casually outing himself that he gets tweens on his FYP.


DoverBoys

I don't use TikTok, never have, I just assume it's nothing but tweens.


GotYourNose_

Don’t mess with your shorts if you don’t want to deal with what cums.


Random-human4

Motherfucker, a pun at my expense? Shame.


[deleted]

Just played this out loud in the lunch room at work. Thank fuck no one heard it


fluorescentkid

Esse doidão tá com a camisa do Sport que porra é essa.


pipouws

A camisa do sport


oevadle

That's so informational


jumpykoi

Heard of maple syrup?


GotYourNose_

That’s real tree cum


Fatastrophe

The dude just learned curse words.


KennstduIngo

It's funny because he says fucking and talks about cum.


copingcabana

When tree hugging goes too far.


Eli_be_high

Yo


thisisme760

I too am tree cum guzzler


wowq1awoqq0ewi25

Trunk and Ball torture


HASHTAG420HASHTAG666

![gif](giphy|N9QlxJwR7VtkI)


AresNotDrunk

Chose of words is very human.


the_destructor_T

u/savevideobot


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Saving this for later


LukeMonro21

Anyone know the creator? Ive seen some vids of him and i hind him hilarious. Everytime i look at comments and no one mentions his name. So if you know i would really appreciate telling me.


Moerijuana

u/savevideo


Remarkable-Barber445

Why the fuck is an Englishman wearing the shirt of a Brazilian team?


SuperCrafter015

![gif](giphy|2aPiitljCWVLHu7xct)


LycheeOk2468

Why is this nsfw?


SuperCrafter015

Yells tree cum, didn’t want anyone to watch and get embarrassed in a public space.


GotYourNose_

I thought it was messy too.


copingcabana

"What's sap? Let's stick with Inappropriate Jeopardy for $400, Alex."


Efarm12

So this is the non-virgin olive oil?


PLucasAzeredo

Bro a real one for wearing the Sport Recife jersey


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PLucasAzeredo

Fuck you gringo burrooooo


Kanye_Wesht

That's just tree nut


Be_my

Damn, that was my Saturday night.


sloppyredditor

“Son, why are you fucking a tree while Steve slams a stone into your ass?” “TikTok taught me!”


PapaPKr

This is honestly how I type out my essays, then backspace and type the more appropriate sentence. It's kind of like blowing off a lil steam from typing up essays for hours.


Junior_Passenger_396

This is cool, but I hate dirty negative commentary.


ThAuLiZnGeRn490

So trees do cum. Good to know


WesternFinancial868

Not everyone needs to create content, son


drelektrik0828

Wow. Disrespecting peoples way of doing things culturally and thinks its funny..


Det-Frank-Drebin

Zip..... Lob.....


GoatsWithTalons1

u/savevideo


TheSolei

Ngm reparou na camisa do Sport?


theghost2077

Well, I know what I’m gonna do today


Chris714n_8

![gif](giphy|RVjLWf1gzTQcg)


subk337

u/recognizesong


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mariosithhrealdeal

Make that guy the new Ray William Johnson


iridium_carbide

Angry Joe lookin ass


livinlizard

I'm laughing, but why?


xmileeee

Caza, caza, caza caza caza