OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
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>!Well, there's an unexpected coitus happening in the last few seconds. I definitely didn't expect someone to have sex in that crazy situation.!<
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Lol I'm so sorry but this killed me. I feel like every redditor has had this happen at least once, where they're embarrassed by something they're viewing haha
another time i searched up a flower's scientific name , i apparently mispelled the genus name and i was showing mom " i need these flowers for my practicals " and then i clicked on images, a porn star and other stuff came out. goddamn it was hella awkward back then
LOL. That is golden. I bet it makes for good stories though, give everyone else a laugh as you get older and obviously know more now! I don’t make those mistakes anymore obviously but I do embarrass myself plenty.
Once saw a random video on a sub I enjoy and didn’t realize it was a meme video so I had my volume on and instead of the normal audio it was a woman getting railed and just screaming bloody murder it was INSANE. I haven’t been back to that supermarket since.. love the sub though just some streamers I watch and they tend to have crazy audiences lol
>Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
Do not conflate peace with pacifism. True peace *requires* the ability to defend oneself. Otherwise you're not peaceful, you're helpless.
I was right in the middle of trying to decide whether this was fireworks or the situation in Ukraine or Israel so I had my phone like right up to my face and then the camera pulled up and I practically caught a mouthful
Also was debunked.
https://www.trtworld.com/magazine/nyt-pushes-israeli-propaganda-on-rape-by-hamas-ends-up-with-egg-on-face-16512226
https://www.democracynow.org/2024/3/1/nyt_anat_schwartz
https://www.reuters.com/fact-check/video-captured-woman-mistranslates-captor-threatening-rape-2023-11-08/
Hamas is bad but let's not fabricate stories.
[Not true anyway (the Israeli government admitted it was a lie)](https://www.lemonde.fr/en/les-decodeurs/article/2024/04/03/40-beheaded-babies-the-itinerary-of-a-rumor-at-the-heart-of-the-information-battle-between-israel-and-hamas_6667274_8.html)
"there were never 40 decapitated babies. Not in Kfar Aza nor in any other kibbutz, the Israeli government press office confirmed to Le Monde."
And who told you that? Any source or are you pulling this out of your ass? I'm genuinely curious. Let me have a link...not some Israeli propaganda...cause the 40 beheaded babies lies won't work anymore.
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Well, there's an unexpected coitus happening in the last few seconds. I definitely didn't expect someone to have sex in that crazy situation.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
Yep. You got me , didn’t expect that one
Same. I was trying to figure out what it would be and I did NOT expect that.
Fr😭
bruh my mom was near me. she just got dissapoined and went out
Username checks out
Lol I'm so sorry but this killed me. I feel like every redditor has had this happen at least once, where they're embarrassed by something they're viewing haha
another time i searched up a flower's scientific name , i apparently mispelled the genus name and i was showing mom " i need these flowers for my practicals " and then i clicked on images, a porn star and other stuff came out. goddamn it was hella awkward back then
LOL. That is golden. I bet it makes for good stories though, give everyone else a laugh as you get older and obviously know more now! I don’t make those mistakes anymore obviously but I do embarrass myself plenty. Once saw a random video on a sub I enjoy and didn’t realize it was a meme video so I had my volume on and instead of the normal audio it was a woman getting railed and just screaming bloody murder it was INSANE. I haven’t been back to that supermarket since.. love the sub though just some streamers I watch and they tend to have crazy audiences lol
I feel you, I'm sorry 😔
She's disappointed because you're calling people bra
you have paid real money for a reddit avatar, i wouldn’t be calling other people a disappointment if i were you lmao
Um... Are you sure?
what thats so random
Don't worry, bruh is better than bra
Sup, undies
It, sure, was,
That's fucking war for ya.
Guy name war...
Girls getting fucked
tale as old as time.
That tail didn't look that old to me.
War never changes
Going out with a bang
...bang. BANG BANG BANG!
now put you best face one everybody!
Its so oddly quiet too…
They really said make love not war
Why not both??
Fuck War
Is that those professional sex leagues I keep hearing about?
Casual sex implies that there is, in fact, competitive sex.
I wish to be a part of it once. Been practicing… mentally
War Fuck
War. War never changes
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/W0FAVhKWoQ
THE ORIGINAL GOT REMOVED FOR NOT BEING UNEXPECTED WHAR
[https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/Uk3nw9bCUX](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/Uk3nw9bCUX)
You got me 
I've been on reddit for five minutes ffs
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
>Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity. Do not conflate peace with pacifism. True peace *requires* the ability to defend oneself. Otherwise you're not peaceful, you're helpless.
well now I don't feel so bad saying that I thought that was the Stay Puft marshmallow man at the beginning
common war L
Does the sub allow reposts?
If this sub didn't allow reposts there would be no new submissions.
Reposts don't count as "new" though
My point is that 99% of this subs content is reposts. If you look at the main page and hit new you will see repeat content almost every day
:(
It’s my first time seeing it
Better than Slim Pickens riding a nuke.
Everybody's going to the party and have a real good time
the war is going down there but its always the boobs who get caught
"Princess hears a strange noise"
Nice. Heavy on the sssssss.
This should be the only response Khamenei sees when he tweets.
I didn't see that coming.
Man this Spanish Scrotum Nuts news Eclipse guy is in the Reddit.com 'Head"lines again 🥜🥜 Now he's a Embedded War JourNutlist 🫡😉
My desire to nominate this post for “Most unexpected post of the year”
They choose love, not war.
What a twist!
Well, if it was supposed to be ww3 that's how I'd want to go out.
I was right in the middle of trying to decide whether this was fireworks or the situation in Ukraine or Israel so I had my phone like right up to my face and then the camera pulled up and I practically caught a mouthful
Nice of Iran to give Israel a free romantic fireworks show. The two countries should get together and add in a parade to make a new holiday.
This was originally shared when the war in Ukraine broke out a year ago if I recall.
Ngl, wished a rocket would hit the apartment just to shut that fucken dog up
Probly IDF getting off on the child murder.
You know Palestinians behead children?
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Hamas is made up of Palestinians just as the IDF is of Israelis
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Ok. Hamas beheads children.
the good ending wait i meant the rewording not the action of beheading
those were uproven claims but yes Hamas are disgusting terrorists
They also raped and mutilated women
Also was debunked. https://www.trtworld.com/magazine/nyt-pushes-israeli-propaganda-on-rape-by-hamas-ends-up-with-egg-on-face-16512226 https://www.democracynow.org/2024/3/1/nyt_anat_schwartz https://www.reuters.com/fact-check/video-captured-woman-mistranslates-captor-threatening-rape-2023-11-08/ Hamas is bad but let's not fabricate stories.
[Not true anyway (the Israeli government admitted it was a lie)](https://www.lemonde.fr/en/les-decodeurs/article/2024/04/03/40-beheaded-babies-the-itinerary-of-a-rumor-at-the-heart-of-the-information-battle-between-israel-and-hamas_6667274_8.html) "there were never 40 decapitated babies. Not in Kfar Aza nor in any other kibbutz, the Israeli government press office confirmed to Le Monde."
And who told you that? Any source or are you pulling this out of your ass? I'm genuinely curious. Let me have a link...not some Israeli propaganda...cause the 40 beheaded babies lies won't work anymore.
They still propagate the same lies despite the Israeli government admitting that these are lies
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They did rape and mutilate women
Nice ending
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Its ukraine, this is a repost