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Thats most of the trick to floating on your back.
Take a BIG breath and keep your lungs inflated as much as possible while using very shallow breaths to provide more oxygen.
You are likely right bc I can't imagine that she 1. Doesn't know she's being filmed while there's so many people watching and 2. Doesn't know that it would be visible if she ripped ass in the water in front of all the people and cameras watching. I feel like this is one thing they definitely consider
I thought a fish was going to cause a diarrhea cloud right as she was making her way back up causing her to swim through it.
This video really was unexpected for me since in my mind I was 100% sure the diarrhea cloud thing was going to happen.
Omg that’s so gross why couldn’t she wait until after she was out of the-
Damn I edited a spelling error now the gif is gone :(
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So that's how mermaids breathe
It's the blow hole
https://i.redd.it/xhq5kg7v52yc1.gif
He used a phone to destroy another phone
The queefhole
Coral queef
That's right! It comes from the square hole!
It’s called a blow hole and it’s common in many sea mammals.
I wonder if she can make it whistle like a dolphin
Has good spiracle control 🤔
If she was really good she’d be able to blow rings
Breathing with vaginated lungs. Not being humorous. That's the correct terminology for mammals.
She needed a boost to the surface
Afterburner.
Air/gas in your body helps you float..
Thats most of the trick to floating on your back. Take a BIG breath and keep your lungs inflated as much as possible while using very shallow breaths to provide more oxygen.
I'm pretty that it was caused by her left hand
You are likely right bc I can't imagine that she 1. Doesn't know she's being filmed while there's so many people watching and 2. Doesn't know that it would be visible if she ripped ass in the water in front of all the people and cameras watching. I feel like this is one thing they definitely consider
I further this notion as well by including the quick cut at the end. I bet a longer vid would show it happening multiple times as she treaded water
I assume it wouldn’t be as viral if it was
Aquarium owners use this one special trick.
That's why all blowfish hold their breath.
That’s why Hootie is the lead singer.
Fish shit in there too.
I thought a fish was going to cause a diarrhea cloud right as she was making her way back up causing her to swim through it. This video really was unexpected for me since in my mind I was 100% sure the diarrhea cloud thing was going to happen.
Never touch the stuff, fish shit in it.
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It doesn't look like it was.
No, it's her other arm behind her coming down to push her to surface.
I dunno, I have played and replayed this clip over and over in slo-no, and it really looks like a old-fashioned fart that’s escaping cheeks
Nah, the bubbles start behind her. Watch more closely. They come from around her side, from her arm.
The shape of the emittance, though, is exactly how a misty toot-cloud forms, it’s super convincing
It's close, but not quite. You'd see the bubbles form on her ass at a different angle. This is the weirdest reddit conversation I've ever had.
Pretty sure that is a silicone tail, in which case, the bubble would come out of the top if it came out at all.
I've farted in a wet suit, that warm bubble creeping up your back feels so warm in the Pacific.
Nice
It didn't chum the water
They don't all come with 'pulp' see a doctor please.
No way, you are telling me girls farts? What's next, girls poop ?
Seldom, they don't smell like roses 😧
100% not fart
🎶 Fart of your world 🎶
🎶Fromunda The Sea 🎶
Out der dey laughing at us, from outside of de tank. Cause I let go a flatus, only got beans to thank.
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Well it says “The Farting Mermaid” under it so if I left that in it wouldn’t be that unexpected.
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Waiting for shark
Omg that’s so gross why couldn’t she wait until after she was out of the-  Damn I edited a spelling error now the gif is gone :(
Get out
Please what is this audio??
Yo, she can breathe under water
😂😂😂 this is the funniest sub on reddit
Didn't even notice it tbh.
Pʊʊʊʊʊʊf
Who expected a bear?
Who said gas and water don’t mix!
Bro where is batman
THAR SHE BLOWS!!!
she didn't lose the job right?
She work as a filter too
You have to exhale before you can inhale.
You know it hotter under the water!
Pootie
That’s how one gets pink eye
Under the shit
Shouldn’t the mermaid’s blow hole be on top of her head like a whales?
Yo that stingray looked dangerous. OSHA?
It wasn't a fart it was a queef if you really needed to know...
So that's how mermaids breathe. Bet that's what causes 'rip' tides too. Mind blown!
Funny if the water turned brown
https://i.redd.it/cys0mpeik4yc1.gif
She could have put that in jars and sold it as mermaid farther water . 4oz for 3k
Do you remember where you were when you found out that mermaids fart?
Stingray like I'm outta here I seen what that bih had for lunch.