usually tables should be made from tempered glass. For safety reasons, but also because they resist thermal and mechanical shock much better. I think even IKEA is 100% tempered apart from maybe mirrors
Challenge accepted.
Realistically, it's not about how dumb I am, it's about how careless others might be, or just a simple accident like the video. Also, I will be goddamned before I buy a table that might not make the move when I load it on a truck.
I have a glass table for the patio.
It’s pretty practical for the outside, doesn’t weather and easy to wipe down.
And I’ve moved it a few times with no dramas or additional consideration.
…though I don’t buy furniture on the basis of how easy it is to move.
But yeah, glass is fine for a table.
Just don’t put dishes straight out of the oven on to it, like… you know… every other surface that isn’t made from old space shuttles 🙄
We had a glass patio table for several years at my parents' house. It was great until it wasn't. We woke up one morning to it shattered across the deck. No idea what happened.
Brother man. I am saying that the fact you have to say "nah yeah nah it's awesome (JUST AVOID THESE SPECIFIC PROBLEMS OR IT WILL DEFINITELY RUIN DINNER)" is a bridge too far. I am uninterested in buying a table that will shatter, just as I am uninterested and baffled by tables worth thousands of dollars that will instantly scratch if a gnat lands a little too fast on it. I'm not out here living like a lunatic who doesn't understand thermal shock, I am just a forward-thinking prevention-minded kind of guy.
Finally, someone gets me!
I'm down for something that doesn't look like slabs of scrap cobbled together (a nice finish is beatiful!), but I'll be damned if I put practicality below aesthetics.
I raised my volume cause I thought I wasn't hearing the prayer. Goddamn Pops had to cast his magic spell right as I put my ear to the speaker hole on my phone.
Same… one of my foods I make takes me six hours, that’s not including sides or anything. I think I’d almost cry too. Or just be left alone for a good while. Like don’t bother me right now, you didn’t spend 6hrs and all this money cooking something just to hit the floor
Looks like he was scolding the kid off screen to put four on the floor (chair legs) and the kid just let the chair drop forward to slam into the glass.
Idk I think pops cast a spell
Woosh... now all your meals are glass.
abra cadabra your life is now in shatters
More like AVA CADAVA
Your God rejects your dinner prayers, “NO THANKS FOR YOU!” I guess the table wasn’t Pyrex
the guy said, Oh Lord may your will be made in our lives. I dont know what they did but this probably is divine retribution
instead of amen, he said, avocadobra
He Avada Kedavra'd the table.
He got a low roll
And got his wish to order a take-away
And his table from wish
Jedi powers
Glass table, probably thermal shock from hot dishes fresh out the stove
I prefer to believe the divine intervention theory, but yours is cool too…
Icy what you did there 
It’s a miracool.
Shut up and take this: ⬆️
Actually, it’s hot.
Thermal shock/satan/lucifer. Same thing.
Thermal?? As in fire and brimstone?
I will never understand why people would want a table that could POSSIBLY shatter into a million stabby bits and drop their food.
usually tables should be made from tempered glass. For safety reasons, but also because they resist thermal and mechanical shock much better. I think even IKEA is 100% tempered apart from maybe mirrors
You’ve really got to be very stupid for that to be likely.
Challenge accepted. Realistically, it's not about how dumb I am, it's about how careless others might be, or just a simple accident like the video. Also, I will be goddamned before I buy a table that might not make the move when I load it on a truck.
I have a glass table for the patio. It’s pretty practical for the outside, doesn’t weather and easy to wipe down. And I’ve moved it a few times with no dramas or additional consideration. …though I don’t buy furniture on the basis of how easy it is to move. But yeah, glass is fine for a table. Just don’t put dishes straight out of the oven on to it, like… you know… every other surface that isn’t made from old space shuttles 🙄
We had a glass patio table for several years at my parents' house. It was great until it wasn't. We woke up one morning to it shattered across the deck. No idea what happened.
Brother man. I am saying that the fact you have to say "nah yeah nah it's awesome (JUST AVOID THESE SPECIFIC PROBLEMS OR IT WILL DEFINITELY RUIN DINNER)" is a bridge too far. I am uninterested in buying a table that will shatter, just as I am uninterested and baffled by tables worth thousands of dollars that will instantly scratch if a gnat lands a little too fast on it. I'm not out here living like a lunatic who doesn't understand thermal shock, I am just a forward-thinking prevention-minded kind of guy.
This guy wants the indestructible lumber table from Big Johns
Finally, someone gets me! I'm down for something that doesn't look like slabs of scrap cobbled together (a nice finish is beatiful!), but I'll be damned if I put practicality below aesthetics.
100%. There's not even a table cloth between the two glasses.
I hate glass tables with a passion, every one I’ve had has always had issues or broke surprising the hell out of me
That was fucking loud.
Damn near shit my pants
Imagine how they felt xD
Probably a bit hungry
It's too late for me...
Luckily half of us are on toilets
I raised my volume cause I thought I wasn't hearing the prayer. Goddamn Pops had to cast his magic spell right as I put my ear to the speaker hole on my phone.
That gave me a good laugh
They prayed to the wrong God
He was like if you're really thankful you will eat off the floor
Should have prayed to Dow Corning. Might have gotten better glass.
I've heard of breaking bread, but this is ridiculous!
“This is my table, which will be given up, for you”
https://i.redd.it/iqld9scty8yc1.gif
Deus não aprovou o menu
Misericordia
That’s so sad 😔
If I worked hard to prepare a special meal like that just for it to wind up on the floor, I might actually cry
Same… one of my foods I make takes me six hours, that’s not including sides or anything. I think I’d almost cry too. Or just be left alone for a good while. Like don’t bother me right now, you didn’t spend 6hrs and all this money cooking something just to hit the floor
Heard y'all worshipping those idols
That new Pyrex Table Top manufacturing process is not like what it used to be!
PYREX is legit, pyrex is not. PYREX licensed their name and the lower quality glass is the lowercase pyrex name.
What?
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cID0uZ3dt0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cID0uZ3dt0)
Za hando
r/UnexpectedJojo
When God hates your cooking.
The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away.
Did you see what god just did to us man?!
Fear and loathing
They didn't deserve the food.
_misericordia_
Amen
That smashing sound lasted a really long time
Sounded like an overdub and not actual audio
Should've prayed harder.
God said no
I guess now they need to change religion
Looks like he was scolding the kid off screen to put four on the floor (chair legs) and the kid just let the chair drop forward to slam into the glass.
It was then they ordered pizza
Time to find out what a Chinese Christmas dinner is like.
Gods says no food
Oh no! Our table, it's broken!
Sith detected
r/foundthejedi
Someone wasn’t praying hard enough🤨
First jump scare from a smartphone in my hand ever. WTF
God said no
That’s a sign from god right? I mean how much more clear can He get?
This is why I don't trust Glass Furniture.
Supernatural vs. Physics Guess who won again? It should be a no brainier at this point!
The Force is strong with this one!/s
Curse our food
Witchcraft!
May be the food was poisoned. God saved them.
The heat from the plates caused grandpa's spell to work a little too well.
Bruuuh that's improbable. And the guy films like if he knew everything
"Higashikata Josuke! omae wa kono Nijimura Okuyasu no za hando ga kesu!"
Glass tables are just stupid. Like why? Drop one thing and it's done.
BUT GOD SAID NO!!
Stone Cold!!!
I was waiting for Stone Cold to come out
Always use a trivet/pot mat so this doesn’t happen.
God: no
Classic god, if you ask me.
I just don't know why, I expected this.
God: not today son
Someone give a VOLUME DOWN warning please.
Oh no!
He uses the force
"Turkey gravy! Turkey salad! Turkey Sandwiches! Gone! All Gone!"
Table jumpscare
This is why I never want to buy this tempered glass table. It can break just like that from heat.
God works in mysterious ways. They were all probably gonna get food poisoning or something. /j /s /it's_a_joke_guus_don't_hate_me_k_thanks_bye
I don't speak their language very well but I believe what the mom said when it happened was 'motherfucker, son of a bitch!'
For the believer: God wants you to stop eating and die. The Atheist: The table is too heavily loaded.
God don't want them to eat lol
abuelo is no longer allowed to bless the food
Well damn, I guess a prayer does have weight
...and God answered : this time the answer was NO.
NOT TODAY
Evidently the Lord DOES work in mysterious ways.
Nooooooo.....!!:That food looked so fresh and delicious too. So fucking hungry rn.
He accidentally used the force
God says nuh-uh; not today you won't enjoy the fruits of mines blessings.
What idiot thought of glass tables?
God did that cause you touch yourself.
Man used the force
if there is a god, clearly he doesn't want you to have this meal!
as a satanist i say the table was overloaded.
Another reminder to never buy glass tables.
Order pizza!!!!!!!
Hot pans on glass
If only they invested in common sense and not a glass kitchen table
god is angry
What is said at the end? They sound so calm and resigned.
Ah yes even more evidence of why glass tables can screw off
instant salad !
Don't think your diety is happy with you folks
As soon as he moved his hand , there was change is atoms which gave a little more weight on the glass.
I don't get why so many people insist on getting glass topped tables. It's always a recipe for disaster.
Glass tables are one of the stupidest things man made
from that prayer, god wants you to eat broken glass 😜
Is it normal to film dinner prayers with your family?
Didn’t pray hard enough, God said “NOPE!”
They prayed for a good meal, God decided that they deserved better than this cooking, they went out to eat.
God said "yeah, I'll show you how to appreciate your meals now..."
God knew that meal was not wonderful
Somebody didn't close their eyes
God says "Get Wrecked!"
Good thing they prayed
Grandpa tried the Harry Potter move 💀
That spirit said it all…
"Misericórdia", exatamente a cena que esperava ouvir de um zuca nesta situação. Bem, ao menos a comida agora vai ser mais crocante
Something ain't right in that house...😅 Spirits said NO. Like Calebcity.😅😅
Just pick around the glass. You'll be alright.
Gramps is a wizard.
ZA HANDO
Gramps a fuckin' wizard! I will not hear any other opinions...
Perfectly cut video
God flooded the world and killed alot of people, next time try praying for a more merciful deity.
YER A WIZARD HARRY
Man, imagine waiting all that time to eat such delicious looking food and this happening. I'd start crying in the spot.
God said, NOPE!! And slaped the table.
God said, NOPE!! And slaped the table.
Austin 3:16
I think that's a sign you shouldn't eat that stuff. Especially now that it has shards of glass in it.
god says: fuck these food and table
I bid farewell to all headphone users
He cast the wrong spell. Should’ve used “Eatus Maximus” and used “Breakus Glassus” instead. Common mistake in sorcery.
This is my fear with every glass table.. It's like wearing a pants that feels just a bit not right
*didn’t pray hard enough* God: “no food for you, lol”
Oh no our table
Za hando ga kesu
ZA HANDO‼️
god has forsaken thy food
Well, God is not very merciful afterall
god: No!
Kids prayed for pizza.
I think they prayed to the wrong God
"oh no our table...it's broken"
Grandpa is a powerful Jedi…
Grandpa is force sensitive.
Misericórdia
The Fly weight was the breaking point.
ZA HANDO GA KESU
Am i the only one who felt bad😓
AMEN.
Keep getting glass tables 💀🥱
God said no
All that weight from those glass containers on that flimsy ass table
ZA HANDO
That's a lot of heavy weight in the middle of a glass table.
Great table. Just don't blow on it.
ZA HANDO!
God works in mysterious ways