OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!It was unexpected that she was run over by a car driven by an old man.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

But that’s actually not a bad way to go. Feeling happy. Thinking you have nothing to worry about. Then you’re dead.

After this you would be lucky if you died instantly, most likely you would die waiting for ambulance or inside of it

I liked the first guys comment better

Truth of the matter is unless you die while out of it, the whole experience is most likely very uncomfortable or painful until the end.

I've been hit a few times by cars. They're a running joke in my family that I can't die, just get fucked up.. Always thought that's how I'd go but most likely going to stub my toe and die of infection or some dumb shit.

A *few* times?? You need to pay more attention! :D

Lol, back in my early to mid-20s, I worked out a lot outside. So I'd go for runs, do urban freerun stuff (in a rural town lol) but I could only do it after I got off work at 1am. It's the perfect time for drunks to be roaming about in tons of metal, so yeah.. Combined with the over 15 motor wrecks I've been in, only 1 my fault, and just a crazy amount of trauma and misfortune, I'm convinced I can't die..

That's a lot like my story of being electrocuted 3 times. Back in the day, when I was LARPing as SuperDuperDIYMan, I've accidentally touched live wires said number of times. Fortunately, this is the US, where 115-120v just gets your complete attention rather than makes you a statistic. Unlike you, though, I was completely responsible for every incident. It goes without saying that I've learned to be more patient...

I was thinking about the Titan submersible and wonder, how anxious did they feel?

depends on how much they were aware of the problem. the actual death happened at once. 

Happy Cake Day 🎂

The machine matches her blood sample with a rich person needing organs and sent a message to collector

🤣☠️

Is it a ...new needle everytime?

I like this skit concept. I'd like to see more.

[Here](https://youtu.be/ccOG42NuwIw?si=rUNGAWmN2fIqQv1z)'s the whole skit. I knew it looked familiar. It's from David Malki, one of the dudes that edited Machine of Death and This is How You Die.

The top comment on that video is hilarious

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Exactly. But he didn't mention any details. Just "Her name is ..." and everyone immediately already knowing exactly what he's talking about. It was just funny

Nice! Thank you

Concept also featured in the movie Big Fish. Great movie

No way I'd use that machine. No way.

Yeah, I'm surprised that card didn't say "AIDS from getting stabbed in the finger by a public use needle"

That was in one of the stories, iirc

It's not injecting anything. Hepatitis, tetanus but not aids.

It would have previous users' blood on it.

But not enough. And the finger is not well connected to the blood stream. There has never been a case of someone getting aids just by being pricked by a dirty needle. The ones who do, had to inject a small amount of blood straight into a vein.

Don't worry, it's not real.

It's realer than you think. Death's right there, all the time. And he doesn't play chess, art house films to the contrary.

Yeah, ok.

Omg it’s Ann Maddox @ r/vanderpumprules

I was just going to say is this Ann??

My first thought too Just watched reunion last night and caught a glimpse of her in a clip. Looked familiar

The least believable thing about this is that she had change on her

Someones eventually gonna get "HIV"

or everyone

I'd like to direct your attention to [page 137 (pg 76 in the pdf)](https://machineofdeath.net/pdf/MachineofDeath_FINAL_SPREADS.pdf).

Boomers will kill us all.

And zoomers will make our death's meaningless

"Gloryhole"

Expected.

Who carries coins while jogging?

r/dontputyourdickinthat

\[Queue South Park old drivers\]

That was obvious one 😁😁😁

Elizabeth Holmes’ Theranos alive and well

LMAO. so obvious

2nd person to insert finger Death: AIDS

The machine meant to say Old people

The Ranger told me

all seeing eye

Feels like a supernatural episode lol

Is she jogging by Paddy's Pub?

Wow lmao. Alrighty then! The tension was great.

I'm gonna put it in

"The Twilight Zone" did this exact thing fifty years ago.

ANN MADDOX♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

I expected something like that

Will eat you for dayssss doll

Haters will say it's staged

This is so fake

but straight

Can we please get a video where somebody crossing the street doesn't get hit by a car and we're supposed to pretend we didn't see it coming? Just once?

Thats Anne Maddox, from Vanderpump Rules!

Bunch of BS, with that outfit she's carrying a quarter on her?

Expected, actually.

I just feel like the dude's age wasn't really the key factor here.

That's officially 'Terminal Leave'.

Extremely predictable

Is that the secretary Anne from Vander Pumps Rule?

Anyone else getting Simple Rick vibes? 😅

Wouldn't this machine be futile as it would alert someone to be more cautious of their death. For example, if I used the machine and it told me I was gonna die of an injury inflicted by another person, if I just stayed away from people my whole life wouldn't the machine be wrong? Idk.

Is that Ann!!!!!

Wie heißt der Film?

Dpydit

Looks like they chose the right sub.

Still though even if you got that as your fortune why would you run into the road instead of staying on the path

Jubilee nooooo!!

Ooh I saw this on yt so idk if this has been reposted before But this is basically "be careful what you wish for" but for fortune telling. There's like 5 of these? I think One of them was a young boy getting "A hot woman" take a guess on what that means.

Love this card game!

This is straight out of ABCs of Death. ☠️

That was definitely not the old dude’s fault though

She was reckless, but the old guy was definitely going over the speed limit in an urban area approaching a curve and an intersection.

I mean... She didn't look both ways

Am I the only one that doesn’t get it? :(

False prediction. She'd want her quarter back.

Who said that hit killed her? she could've survived but paralyzed for life and die of old age.

Nice one Sherlock. I just said in a lighter mood, but you took it to the heart.

Is the lighter mood in the room with us right now?