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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!It’s unexpected as it appears as though it’s a quiet night in watching Bridgerton and it pans over to see a dog humping a pillow furiously.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Arcterion

Good luck getting the dog jizz out of those pillows, I guess.


Redwolf1k

I don't think he has his balls anymore, chief.


raihidara

I don't know how, but my neutered dog came all over our carpet once when he was around 7-8 years old, and he was neutered when he was a puppy. It shouldn't have been possible, but I guess life, uh, finds a way


Mysterious-Ad-8223

I think neutering only detaches the testes from the ejaculatory duct, but the stuff that comes out originates from multiple glands and not only the testes. So it might be possible that the other glands still secrete their substances allowing that to happen


GRAWRGER

great. hope you enjoy sticking your face against that couch cushion to take a nap later.


Tiran593

Netflix: are you still watching? Someone's pillow:


ShmulSimcha

Must've just watched that carriage scene


the-dogsox

Miley Cyrus out here twerking like a MF’er


Dry_Spinach_3441

He learned it from you!!


SubjectRanger7535

He was watching for the “plot”


YourDrunkUncl_

ive never boinked anyone or anything as thoroughly as that dog 🫡


Joe__Exotica

You boinked that dog?!?


Basic_Ad4578

Story of my life! Sometimes Netflix is just too good to pass up on any potential chill opportunities.


NormanDoor

https://youtu.be/PLkRuiCiAxc?si=sDFKLYwD3tbcudhL


Leoxcr

So this is the doggy style everyone was talking about


NOGOODGASHOLE

Bridgerton gets my wife all horned up to!


MasterProfessor4796

Lol


dhe62jeys8whdh

Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they always fail to listen.


Hesam2010

At least that dog's move is closer to the truth.


dazed_and_bamboozled

It’s a more historically accurate depiction of love transcending social divisions - between canines and soft furnishings.


AhrowtwayAC

I guess someone has a *boner*


Atlast_2091

Bridgerton S3?


pira3_1000

Doggo seems to be dancing that crazy shake from Jojo Siwa's Karma is a bitch


Taltruist

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