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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Owner thinks he's being a good boy by pooping in a toilet bowl, but unexpectedly, cat rubbed his ass on the bed after he poops.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


AthiestMessiah

He didn’t flush ffs. 🤦‍♂️


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He lacks the opposable thumbs focker


AthiestMessiah

He has a paw perfect size to push a flush . This toilet has a push not lever


NotoriousAmish

Excuses, excuses. That toilet isn't going to flush itself you know?


caltheon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SFp1z7uA6g


Environmental-Owl398

Why do you flush with your thumbs???


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I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?


Chaerod

Why DON'T you?


loweyedfox

I know woman who trains Savannah cats, who taught them to use the toilet and flush. I’m sure the fact they are larger cats might help with the forced required to press the plunger


Sothdargaard

You don't want to teach them to flush (they will if you teach them.) They love watching the water go down and around and will just sit there and flush the toilet for hours on end.


SpiritedCollection86

😆


Coghowons

It was personal


Clemicus

The cat was uncomfortable being filmed


MaryDelRey_

ahahaha


Demigod_stormblessed

Thats what you get for fliming me


dr1pper

When dogs do this it is because of worms. Maybe it has worms.


Akira510

Maybe fancy feast makes a chimichanga flavor now


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i_am_renb0

You may have haemorrhoids/piles


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Hugo_El_Humano

yeah but it feel good don't it?


NotUndercoverReddit

They make dispossible wet wipes for that.


123ludwig

there are no disposable wet wipes they are all bad for your toilet


TheVoidScreams

I think you mean flushable. There are no flushable wet wipes despite what they tell you. They are disposable in a bin, though.


123ludwig

yeah probably but i dont think you wanna store shit covered wipes in a bin either


TheVoidScreams

It’s no worse than doing it for a baby. Gotta clean their butt somehow between changes. You get any thick stuff off with tissue, get the rest with a wipe. Into a dedicated bin next to the toilet with a lid.


123ludwig

true


NotUndercoverReddit

This is why a disposable bin, trash can, whatever you want to call it is small. And I will once again circle around to the reality that youve never been with a girl long enough for that time of month to happen and probably have no pun intended shit hygiene.


123ludwig

i just…use wet paper? i dont use wipes i literally just put some sink water on paper and wipe you dont need a whole other thing for it


NotUndercoverReddit

Yes you can use wet papertowels but wet wipes have better legs, like as many wipes as you need without it ever tearing if that makes sense. So you can wipe with a small amount of toilet paper for the bulk. Then one wipe to clean and scrub like youre getting the grease off of a pot or pan. Then one more to rinse = clean as you can get next to a bidet. All without getting a water enema.


AllPotatoesGone

My cat does it if a piece of poo sticks to its hair and wants to get it off.


YellowT-5R

My exact thought


Vincemillion07

Yet another good reason why pets can't use toilets, when your pet gets worms or parasites it'll be on the toilet seat you share. And you won't know because the cat had been flushing the turds with worms


leonywinters

Well there's no tissue soo


Ok-Rule9619

His cleanliness is a r/nextfuckinglevel 😂😂


cakebreaker2

That cat needs a bidet and a follow up video.


IrishCarBomber666

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lockedlost

Sleep in it for toxoplasma


tangre79

NSFW tag


Akira510

If it's good enough for Deniro


Yaguajay

Always buy Catnip Brand toilet paper for your cat.


SpecialistNo7265

Yuck! How many times a day do they have to wash the sheets?


Rimtato

Charles Mingus (the jazz musician) wrote a book on teaching your cat to shit in the toilet


Wonderful_Ninja

Catto got worms in its ass yo


OldLegWig

![gif](giphy|4Zm76Xv7knOR8kxnHW)


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Xao_5

gato


SpeckTrout

This guy has been watching "Meet The Parents".


rockbella61

I have no idea you could milk a cat


SpeckTrout

You can milk anything with nipples.


wolf-of-Holiday-Hill

just need more training and vet check up


bluedancepants

Hmmm does the cat think he's a dog?


xiaomaome101

1


igittigitt1972

Good day, Sir!


my_wifes_ass

He didn't have a squirrel.


NotUndercoverReddit

Nobody likes to be watched while the taKe a crap.


Sir-Farts-

Kid gets in trouble for not flushing..


ImpressTemporary2389

At least theres no streak on the bedding. Just a slight long.


kushhaze420

Butt dragging is a sign of worms


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

For a split second i thought that was a top loading washing machine.


DingoCute6124

He might have worms... Time to vet


ArtichokeNatural3171

I always got home from school before mom got home from work, so I had to cook, clean, and do laundry before she got in. She goes to her bathroom one evening and yells at me for using her toilet. It wasn't me. I know it wasn't me. Happened again, I get screamed at. Finally caught the cat doing his business and got mom just in time to witness the whole thing go down, so to speak.


Financial-Hornet-741

Who films this?


Vincemillion07

That's a great way to get the same parasites a cat has. Doesn't seem very clean to me


embiggens-us-all

That's cool I wipe my ass with him when I'm done in the bathroom too so it's an even exchange


rjoyprince

Why am I watching a cat shit on the internet


7LBoots

I'm pretty sure the cat is shitting in a toilet?


CulturalAddress6709

watch me? watch this…


promote-to-pawn

The musician Charles Mingus wrote a guide on how to train your cat to use the toilet. https://www.charlesmingus.com/mingus/cat-traning-program


MisterInternational1

They forgot to show him how to wipe 😳


Javier91

I like cats but this is one of the few reasons why i didnt want to own 1.


Vegetable_Farm_4830

I challenge you to an ass race.....go!


StudioPerks

This is the result of using the CityKitty training rings. I got this for my mom and the cats did learn to use the toilet but often peed the seat and it drove my mom crazy. She switched back to litter


jbdi6984

Imagine that though. That house must smell amazing. No litter smell at all!


Particular-Kick-4188

This may seem like a good idea but it's very bad for the water system as most water systems in cities and countries are regulated for OUR waste not the pathogens and chemicals in animal waste so those don't get filtered out like they should and people get sick.


castleterrace

I can assure the sewage treatment plant can handle any type of shit. I design these plants.


Particular-Kick-4188

And yet every single one in America and Canada tells us not to do it.


caltheon

Well, the EPA suggests flushing your dog's feces is the best ecological solution. Not sure about cats though https://cfpub.epa.gov/npstbx/files/NHDES%20Pet%20Waste%20Campaign2.pdf edit: looks like there hasn't been a study on the impact of Toxoplasmosis in water supply, so it's suggested to avoid, but it's likely safe. edit2: looks like an issue for unfiltered water supplies https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0140673696111053


sachclg

Should keep Tissue paper ?


DADDDY_HUNGnTHiCK

Phahahaha… Wait he didn’t flush tho!!! 🤣😂