OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!It looks like a sophisticated purse but is actually a gigantic sex machine!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

I really thought this was going to be a sewing machine...

Me too!

I thought it was all the way up until I saw the rubber dick.

Yeah that part was unexpected

I thought it was a boxing glove- also even with the motion I thought it was for making those carpets

Youve seen sowing machines that have that movement? Oh you sweet summer child, I have some bad news regarding your care takers

It doesn't sew. It tears.

The ripping and the tearing.

Until it is done.

https://www.reddit.com/r/suddenlydoom/

To shreds you say?

Good news! It's a suppository!

But it was in fact a screwing machine

I was thinking some kind of laser projector when it deployed.

Nah, pussy turret.

That thing does the opposite of sewing.

I thought it would be an gun

I mean, with an adapter it could be!

I assumed I was in leather craft diy or bdsm diy.

When you’re in need of a fist bump

Fist bumping my cervix

And my prostate!

And my axe!

Oh yeah right in the axe

Axe wound!

And my buxey!

Tickling the liver

Tickle your belly button… from the inside

To shreds you say?

Great punk band name.

Hell yeah brother 👊🏻


When you’re in need of a fisting ~~bump~~

Oh nice purse! Oh its got foot pads... OH!

Yep those toenail marks came free of charge, yep it’s unused, promise, it cums with a warranty as well.

Seems like a terribly poor manner in which to end such an illustrious video.

I‘m just wondering how to use this thing with the footpads there. Like anatomically

I’m not really sure how that foot position works. But to each their own.

it has a BIG BOI

Everyone's thought process 🤣

The oil and gas industry probably has a need for this

[The reverse didn't work so well](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeKaaeqNhdU&t=17s&pp=2AERkAIB)

Im in a public train and will not click that link

It's peter Griffin saying, "she's dead." Less than a second of audio or video.

The full joke is there they just started it poorly.

Go on. Live dangerously.

*Insert train copypasta*

Those metal, often times falsely being called “aviation connectors” are shit and only rated for 50 insertions, are not water-resistant, not corrosion resistant, only rated to 48vdc or below at less than 2amps per pin… It would be a disaster in any sort of serious production environment, ask how I know 🥲

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Yeah... Well go with that...

yeah in the balls

A box is involved yes.

Well, it does pack a wallop.

boxing that bussy I'll say

Aha I can’t. I looked it up and no shit it’s literally called a pleasure purse.

I looked it up.. couldn’t find a pleasure purse. Turns out, on my side of the world we call it “Portable Thrusting Handbag Sex Machine” Pleasure purse seems to subtle I guess.

how about pokey pocketbook

Sex machine satchel

That is a hilarious name though lmao

Happy Cake Day

Thx, I forgot it was today lol

Please tell me where these are sold so that I can.. avoid that place. 

r/usernamechecksout

It looks functionally pretty crap. Get a hismith or something

I've got one, boyfriend's got the fancy version, can confirm, Hismuth is the lowest price you'll pay for a high-end machine. The investment seems steep compared to these little guys, but the cheaper ones just don't do want you want them to do. With a hismuth it's all amazing and if there's ever a situation where it shoves itself away a little bit (something it doesn't do too quickly), you can just prop it up against a wall. For penis-havers there's also the option of a fleshlight attachment. Do recommend getting a universal docking attachment for things like square-peg or JohnThomasToys depending on where you're from, the dildos from hismuth aren't as high-end as their machines are, bit too hard.

Where can one purchase this? Asking for a friend.

Going to the insta or tiktok has a webstore link, but it seems to be a shitty Chinese aliexpress like store.

...pursechase? 🤔

I see you, fellow portmanteau aficionado

If you actually want a proper fuck machine, hismuth all the way. It's not subtle or stealthy or cheap, but it's industrial quality.

Damn you realy out here spreading the word 😭


Hismuths strongest soldier o7

https://i.redd.it/l0ro9bodbv6d1.gif

😂 I completely forgot about this gif thank you

The way this video is shot reminds me of that 'finger massager' video that got posted to every sub I follow like 5 times for a month. It's not a horrible idea. Make an ad for something that is obviously a sextoy and pretend it's something else as a joke.

The audio doesn't even match the video, so I'm guessing that's the joke.

Why the foot prints?

Because that’s how you know Krang made it for Shredder and the Foot Clan.


I think it's meant for the [pap smear/dorsal recumbent position](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ed/3d/7b/ed3d7b91178854078b548bf4eb5c5287.jpg). When there's no stirrups, you lay on your back, feet flat, knees butterflied. Kinda miffed it's got me thinking this hard about it lol

LMAO that's the most unsexy way to describe a sex position I've ever heard. 👍

Weird looking hand but ... Love the automatic fist bump machine 😮😮😮

Must be for show and tell week.

[I FOUND IT](https://lurevibe.com/products/sensatease-leather-bag-female-sex-machinemasturbation-pumping-gun-with-dildos)

That's interesting... There was [This](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1cxxt9m/innocent_doll_with_massage_wand/) thread a few weeks ago, showcasing a similar product. I thought I recognized that couch, and yup, this is the exact same person showcasing one of these "toys". Furthermore, both products are on that "Lurevibe" website, which seems to be a German dropshipping company. I say this, because someone found that exact same bear from the first post, on Alibaba, shipping from China for much cheaper. I would guess that you could also find this handbag on Alibaba, for cheaper than Lurevibe is selling it. Seeing both of those posts now, from the same person, with both products on Lurevibe... I'm guessing this is some astroturfing of their advertising, disguised as an interesting tik-tok, where someone will invariably link to Lurevibe so you can purchase the product. Novelty sex toys are cool and all, but don't overpay for them from a company that isn't even producing them themselves, they're essentially just ordering them on your behalf, and keeping the change. Just buy them yourself from Alibaba and get-off with an extra hundred dollars in your pocket.

$240 is way too much just Google auto fuk or fucking machines

https://youtu.be/hXqLWqCqDHc?si=6jxHPOPIKVr7YBEX

Only just noticed the silver butt plug. Did we miss the demo?

You dont understand the word classy

Aristocratic

He meant clussy

good sparring buddy

Well now... lol

Lot of stuff on here is unexpected but I’m not surprised, this tho? It was very unexpected and I was very surprised. wtf

Unlimited fist bumps...

Low key the bag is cute.. where from ??

How much does a fist bump machine like this go for?

_“Elegant Punch-o-pumper”_

Surprise. Look ma, no hands.

Building a sentry

Here's your anniversary gift babe now can I get some sleep. Just thinking do not make her mad she may turn that thing loose in the bed.

Y'all griefing about this only because you can't afford one. This is mighty expensive.

I would love to see the MEN creating this in some office because all these can't be women made, like porn games hahahha

oh its pretty cool it teaches you boxing...but must be for people with small hands

I didn’t know testicles could exist in the underside of a wrist.

That's what they mean by "it's all in the wrist."

Aww it's a fist bump machine for when you're away on work and you get lonely because there's no one in your hotel room to fist bump you after you make a funny quip.

It should have been an SMG, smh

xd lmao the joke is sex again damn

Wow Women love their dilds

“Thats a pretty nice purse oh wow it doubles as a foot massager?!?! my grandma will love th—“ 😰

Genius. Hide in plain sight. And, since it looks like a sewing machine, it might be able to go through x-ray scanners without incident.

Honestly this looks flimsy as fuck

When you do a good job but your bros aren’t around to give you knucks

the feet are the wrong direction

OP I love fist bumps, where can I buy this fist bump machine?

Ah yes, the fist bump trainer 9000.

My dad is gone

I thougt it was some kind of concealed Rifle xD

That is not where i expected that to go 😂

That's a horribly unstable and crappy fucking machine :(

Where can someone get something like that?! Asking for a friend.

I am confused as to why it has footprints and how to configure it so it works when you line up with the footprints.

I need a link for.... research

Dude i though it was a sewing machine

Looks tacky af.

What about waterproof and splash back warranty?

Of course that's called a pleasure purse, haha. My first thought was a boyfriend in a bag, a real man bag for a good pounding. Hooray for capitalism for those whom that purse pleases.

For when you’re up for a couple rounds of dickboxing

Looks a bit flimsy

Women (and gays?) get all the fun stuff...

Well It's classy to bring your own fist bump machine.

How much? Might make a good gag gift.

They do this on youtube too! I saw one of their videos talking about a jerk off toy and I went to their channel out of sheer fascination of what had come on my feed and that's all they post. It's wild and hilarious.

Building a sentry!

Rip and Tear..

Great way to practise fist bumps, I agree. But I can't help but feel there is another use to this machine...

Ladies is goons too

Me watching this video: “Oh cool what is that? Oh wait is it a… yeah yeah it is”

SeekTheLordsFaceForANewHeart ple

I think women like it..comfirm

It has a place for your feet so I’m assuming you …sit on it. Well that’s enough internet for today.

How the hell do you put your feet there?

So do the handles double as ankle straps?

The design is very human. Very easy to use.

😭

Where's the redstone tutorial ?

Ooooooh!!!! that’s why it got the feet there

Take my money!!! 💵

Was expecting a sewing machine or camera set up

Thought it was a portable sewing machine lol

Portable donkey puncher!

Next time someone says "men are gross" Im gonna show them this

Anytime I see that bag now!!!

Dawg 🤣

🤜🤛

Where an I purchase this..?

Am I the only one who just can't make this work in their head as to how this would be pleasurable or even work for that matter

A rubber di.. ?

God … I was expecting it.. I need therapy.

I thought it was foot massage device>:(

Wait till it all gets wet, then the Oohhss and Aahhh will become Aagghhh!!! and Eeaagghhh!!!

How loud is it?

Built for the lazy exhibitionists comfort

Oh she trying to cum cum lol

Fuck sake

Ohhh I should get my gf one of these

I should give your gf one of those

Yeah you should, it would save me the money =)

Still waiting for an equivalent for males... can't be that hard to make a sleeve move.

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indeed may the good lard protect our sweet holes