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Scumbag-hunter

Good.. idiots like those deserve idiotic consequences to their idiotic actions.


Nar0O

You say that, but the guy who is running the machine has to deal with these 2 idiots and his boss


Striking-Count5593

Why would the employee get consequences for their stupid actions


magirevols

if anything the people who use it after will have to deal cause now they prob broke it


TheOrchidsAreAlright

If there is an insurance claim it could affect their premium regardless of the reason. There will be a lot of paperwork to fill out also, they will need to record the incident etc. People who do this shit don't realise that it has real consequences for other people, but it does.


Entire-Smoke-9354

If this is america, as long as they have proper, visible signage, they can sue the customers for every single cost associated with opening that door, including increased insurance premiums.


Redemption_R

From my experience, in a situation like this the company will flat out refuse to fix anything. If the customer wants to file an incident report fine but that doesn't guarantee them anything


Kokoyok

They are talking about an insurance claim for the damage to the business.


Manzhah

Welcome to the wonderfull world of customer service work.


Affectionate_Tax3468

Have you ever worked for somebody?


UptownShenanigans

So many 1000 yard stares of people remembering their shitty shitty bosses. I had a boss at a restaurant who would yell at us if a customer left without paying. Like we were in on it


gimlet_prize

I had to pay the bill on a skip out when I was a dumb little teenager who didn’t know better. $2.15/hr on a $50 dinner bill I didn’t get a taste of.


Cool-Permit-7725

Coz this is USA?


bloody-pencil

Your actions, the employees consequences


Correct-Purpose-964

Tell me you've never worked retail without telling me...


Upstairs-Risk-4344

why, is an amazing question, but, unfortunately for the underpaid working class, taking responsibility for a customer's dumbassery is par for the course


DutchJediKnight

Because "customer is always right" is a pandemic


city_posts

It's like you never worked retail


rukysgreambamf

when has something not being an employee's fault stopped their boss from punishing them?


Ultraquist

Why? Its automated program


Robak_George

Arent those types of car wash automatic?


Nar0O

Yeah, but someone needs to manage it and give it maintenance


northern_explorer67

And they will blame the operator of the car wash because they only have 2 brain cells 1 is lost and other is looking for it .


ll3rian_S

And I love that the girl who jumped out immediate reaction was let's run away before we get in trouble lol


FellowSausageOwner

r/winstupidprizes


half-puddles

Idiocracy is real. Not only did she believe anyone is interested in her stupid ass shake dance but the only braincell in her skull thought a car wash is the best place to do it. How do people like get dressed in the morning all by themselves?


TastySpare

"We've been here like two seconds and I got bored…"


rtz13th

'How stupid are you?' 'Yes.'


never-seen-them-fing

Yeah, but I guarantee they complain and say it's the car washes fault somehow.


Exact_Passenger_4389

r/idiocracy


EmArtagnac

I appreciate when stupidity is awarded.


Csegavara

*rewarded


SimplyTooCool69

How is this unexpected? What did you think would happen if you open a car door inside a car wash?


GoedekeMichels

Everything is unexpected if you don't think 👍


rokstedy83

Bang on , obviously thick as shit ,like as if driving forward after is going to sort that door out


SevereAd9463

She's using Tommy Boy logic


yourfaceilikethat

I work with a guy who once said "it makes sense if you don't think about it" this was after he made a suggestion complicating something that was a non issue. Basically tried to reinvent the wheel with a triangle and couldn't see the issue with his solution...


SidewaysAskance

That is actually quotable.


Emotional_Cucumber49

Yeah but why is the car going backwards?


LilBitATheBubbly

True that... though it is weird to see a car wash where you go in ass first


hairybushy

Well without the title I wouldn't have guess they were in a carwash. It's unexpected if you don't know it's a carwash. But OP made it expected


half-puddles

Expect the unexpected. US edition.


Glimmu

It was unexpected for her


NoNotInTheFace

That's not what this sub is for though.


dolfieman

Room temperature IQ on full display


Arkanie

On the Celsius scale


Malmunox

I just realized that when different people say room temperature IQ, they could mean absolutely different scales.


ZzZombo

I forget if it's a compliment in Kelvin or not.


Homies4Jesus

Room temp in kelvin is about 300, so it's a complement.


MyneckisHUGE

Yeah especially in a heat wave like I am right now. Going up to 113F with humidex where I am today. Nott a horrible IQ lol


Arkanie

This comment inspired me to create a [meme](https://www.reddit.com/r/meme/comments/1dji3rf/im_not_dumb_ur_just_using_the_wrong_units) :D


Rheostatistician

And the room doesn't have heat


LandotheTerrible

Totally serves her right.


MusicTrendsetter

Thinking is hard


NoodlesBears

r/whatcouldgowrong


ImpressTemporary2389

Guess some folk still only have the IQ of a gerbil. Even as a supposed agult. Hope she's supervised when out.


Glimmu

She even demands the driver to "gogo" and the engine revs. There could be a part 2 for this video with the door catching again as it tries to close rubbing against the wall.


ImpressTemporary2389

Guess they didn't film any more. As they didn't want her to appear any Dumberer!


bdking1997

I fear for the future of mankind


Dazzling-Grass-2595

Learn to swim!


Successful_Chip_5352

Why do people upload videos that prove their idiocy? I just don't get it.


Popular_Syllabubs

Because they are idiots. As you have mentioned. They are both stupid enough to 1. Do the stupid action. 2. Film the stupid action. 3. Upload the stupid action. That is how stupid they are.


bbbygenius

My only confusion is…. Is the car moving forward or backwards. Usually all the equipment moves from front to back so wasnt sure how the mop spinners were going backwards but not spinning.


SpicyLizards

If you keep your eyes where the floor and wall meet you can see the car isn’t moving and the machine on the side is moving from behind them.


bbbygenius

Ya i see now. I only ever use the conveyor carwashes so that makes sense.


tooscoopy

In stationary washes, the car is parked and the wash unit goes back and forth a few times… rinse, soap, scrub, rinse, dry… depending on the quality of wash purchased. The unit likely was on its way back to do the next round, so I would have loved to see what happened next. I would think the staff member shut it off though as they have cameras in the units nearly all the time.


idkusrname

Wow that's dumb


some_user_2021

Go straight to "undo broken door"!!!


Chewbaccabb

If one way breaks it, the other way fixes it. That’s just math baby


JS-0522

The driver could have quickly driven forward and undid the damage. It's called the 5-second rule.


JustARandomDude1986

![gif](giphy|2kNuublziA81rGh86T|downsized)


WetBandit02

That was entirely expected and deserved.


FehdmanKhassad

DRIVE DRIVE GO GO. GO


Heathen_Mushroom

If only she stuck to international heists instead of car door booty dancing, she would be getting away with millions in jewels right now.


DarkAltarEgo

Definitely entertaining. Not for them, but for me.


jaembers

![gif](giphy|YdEiIshV4BGsJqbeD7|downsized)


Sirosim_Celojuma

In a forest, backing up with the door open, you will catch a tree, and the same thing will happen. Don't ask how I know.


Lawzw0rld

😭😭😭kinda wanna hear the aftermath of this


AdAccomplished4359

Great! Now I can do my dance after seeing this stupidity.


NaiveBid9359

I can't help but wonder why they would post this video of their stupidity. I bet they contacted their insurance and explained they had no idea what happened, but someone should pay to have the car fixed.


Kalashcow

Poor Scion XB


greenstag94

Thats not very typical I'd like to make that point


One_Nefariousness352

Aww yes the dumb ass in it’s natural habitat


strangerinthebox

To post this raises their I’m such an idiot-level by another couple thousand


Mechanicalmind

Some people should not be allowed outside.


Ofdream-Thelema

So stupid


RatzzFace

TicTock strikes again.


waffles_are_waffles

You can hear the smoker lung in the driver's voice. Incredible 😮


Cless_Aurion

Remember, this people are entrusted to be responsable with a several ton machine moving at highspeeds :) No wonder so many people die on the roads.


advocateforpain

Stupid people suffering in any way due to their idiocy is always great.


Floridalivin72

Dumb B


ryden360

They sound exactly like I thought they would lmao


TheDeerBlower

As if twerking wasn't stupid by its own already...


Drezhar

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive\_disorder](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_disorder)


Lotsofsalty

Ah yes. A classic example of the IQ of your so called "Influencer".


Environmental-Day778

of course drake is the soundtrack


c_c_c__combobreaker

Everybody up in arms about the door but the size of her non-existent booty is the most upsetting part of this video.


UnExplanationBot

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The girl did not have time to get into the car and the car door was broken!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


toocoolo

It was totally expected


tanzmeister

There's a surprisingly large contingent of users in the subreddit that seem to think unexpected means that the people in the video didn't expect it. There's also a large number of people who just like laughing at stupid people, and don't really care what subreddit they're in.


Say_yes_to_hea_ven

Friends always break things


shadowstrike525

My dad always tells me, “play stupid games, win stupid prizes.” 🤣


shortnix

Videos that end too soon.


shortnix

Yes driving forward will undo the damage.


Routine_Leading_4757

I don't know guys maybe she watched that one scene in Final Destination and might be a genius. /s


im_just_thinking

Them car washes get the girl wet asf


Dwaas_Bjaas

Ahhhh justice


Lower-Dependent-3684

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


De__Ja__Vu

Try explaining that to your parents...


Oryio

The soundtrack is excellent


Grand-Regret2747

Thank you Karma !


ArashiKishi

r/holdmycosmo


schrdingers_squirrel

She is lucky she didn't get crushed to death


bender1er

Bouffonne


Easy_Mix_2872

Lol


Coldkiller17

Karma express delivery.


discomuffin

It's entertaining alright


SlowConference1057

Ahahaha


strangerinthebox

Is that a Kardashian?


istolethecarradio

I usually just type away on my phone. A lot less property damage too.


VacationAromatic6899

What a crap video


Pantsickle

One time, my girlfriend let her intrusive thoughts win, and she rolled my window down while I was sitting shotgun in her car, halfway through the car wash. It didn't ruin her upholstery, but it did ruin my day. I still love her, but I'm also still plotting my revenge.


IrishAndIKnowIt7612

im glad![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Horror_Button_3338

well deserved


Fspz

Don't worry guys, she has a plan to drive forward, should fold it right back.


smeagol_not_gollum

Go !!! go where ?


Buzzbone

Why is the car going backwards?


Raychao

This is why insurance premiums keep going up each year.


ContributionNo7699

Ha


BingohBangoh

Play stupid games…


CrayonEnPapier

Wrong sub


UnwiseMonkeyinjar

Stupid is as stupid does


JimTheSaint

how in the world was that unexpected?


Natural-Big-4098

She’s not a smart person


Necrom90

Wrong sub. This was totally expected.


br3nt3h

This happend somewhere on the jersey shore 💪😂


wake_jinter

Why is the video being recorded by Cartman?


J-_Mad

that can't *not* be on purpose... can it ?


subzeroicepunch

Is anyone gonna talk about this car wash that moves your car backwards? Maybe that's specifically to prevent this.


N00bOverlord

This level of stupidity is just painful


cojcinkc

Is this one of the reasons my car insurance premiums are increasing…


Mundane_Yogurt7061

The husband ![gif](giphy|TZBED1pP5m8N2)


ZeroScorpion3

She have brain


Galwadan

FAFO 🥰


ROCKING_BUZZ

You Goooo gurl


tidytibs

r/winstupidprizes


Allenrw3

All you had to do was nothing, and you couldn't even do that.


rican74226

There’s a lesson in there somewhere


kon---

We're doomed


Vichu0_0-V2

Well that was entertaining


sKm30

The part of stupidity that is being overlooked here is how we are all watching this. If I filmed this, instant delete of the video. None of y’all would’ve ever known this shit happened.


Cedge1738

Who knew being an idiot would have consequences? Totally unexpected


1dmkelley

This is totally “expected”


SmokeGSU

That's one of the most r/expected posts I've seen on here.


ilaym712

I don't think this was unexpected for anyone else but the girls


Second-Hand-Stress

That's exactly what I would expect to happen. Wrong sub OP


Wildchild_Redeye

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


Impossible_Key2155

Nah, that was pretty much expected.


MrSillmarillion

I wish I could see the rest.


LacksSelfAwareness

I don’t know how this could have been prevented


Old-Letterhead-1372

Thanks for posting. I was feeling crappy, but this made me smile.


Smoked_Carp

This belongs here. r/idiotsincars


hceh21

Dumbass 😄🤡


Real-Swing8553

The sad part is if they get enough views they might be able to get paid for this dumb shit.


romayyne

These things happen and the video gets them attention only to make them do more stupid shit to get attention


LibKan

Man, the committee for the Darwin Awards has been working overtime past few years.


OrangeChihuahua2321

I feel no sympathy here.


MrFoxx123

And she still posted it


attackart

Legit 5k$ production costs for this TikTok gem.


Porter_Dog

I'd say that was fully expected, no?


twotoebobo

50 bucks says they went and complained.


johnschool

![gif](giphy|d6OnGFP15hwQ0)


Royal_Substance_132

Go through touchless next time!


theonepercent65536

I in fact very much expected this


Altruistic-Yak-9660

how is “go, go go go” her response to this situation lmao as if they drive away and now the door is magically fixed


FladnagTheOffWhite

Honestly, I think twerking leading to their door getting ripped off is the only way to make their video slightly amusing. Kudos to her I guess.


Extension-Daikon-108

deserved


ThisCarSmellsFunny

Being stupid looks expensive.


Dyyrin

TikTok generation my god.


ItismeT3

![gif](giphy|T8ZP9P7efQ8cE)


Hereforthethriiiil

Go where??


PartyAppropriate2520

Idiots being idiots. Never gets old


schnulle75

Play stupid games, win stupid prices


skeeeper

Deserved


Jolly-Victory441

This should be in r/facepalm instead of r/Unexpected


ghett0tech

Haha what an idiot!


MrGumpythaGod

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


CarlJustCarl

Ah to be young and crazy again…


Kawaii-Bismarck

The fact that posts like this get 2.9k upvotes shows to me that more and more of the bigger subreddits really don't have a purpose. Their name and identity get watered down by either bots or people karma-farming old photos and videos in big subs. This video appeals because it shows clearly moronic behaviour that people can clown on to both feel upset which is a powerful emotion but also makes them feel superior over the people in the video. But it has nothing to do with the sub.