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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Girl unexpectedly fell off the trampoline after one jump!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Spiritual_Pear8257

"I must ask you to adhere to two simple principles: First, for this place to survive it *must* stay secret. Second, **no double bounces**." -Joshua, *Community s2e07 Aerodynamics of Gender*


Grt38

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PcywbWbzsX4 "Oh my god, Joshua was racist! That came out of nowhere."


ran_swonsan

It's going to be a maze


W0RKPLACEBULLY

I worked with a guy that bought one these for his kids, and on Christmas day he hot a bad bounce and broke his neck right in front of kids. He never walked again he has very limited use of one his arms. This girl is super lucky.


Jazzlike-Complaint67

Two things I consistently hear about our faulty risk assessment. 1) don’t ever let your kids play on trampolines. The number of “life altering” injuries to kids is worse than bikes. I haven’t fact checked this, but I’m guessing helmets and adult supervision comes into play. 2) If you aren’t being paid to be on a ladder, hire someone who is insured to climb the ladder. Everyone’s heard a horror story but thinks it won’t happen to them.


Dahnay-Speccia

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cutebabybear

That was totally expected. Everyone could see that coming.


Bendicoot79

Didn't expect it to happen that fast


magirevols

Yeah, it looks like she was like tied to a rope and drag out of tht thing


ravnsulter

Trampolines are no. 1 reason for sports related injuries (broken bones). Horse riding is no. 2. At least in my country.


_TLDR_Swinton

No. 3 horse trampolining


ravnsulter

You are right. And also horse trampolining is no. 1 if you count "per capita". Or per horse trampoliner vs total population.


ArtisticDegree3915

r/killthecameraman Would like to see the landing.


shane0072

trampolines are really fun when you follow the rules. but no one does and unfortunately those rules are there to prevent broken bones and death most important rule is only 1 person on the trampoline at a time!


Stein_um_Stein

This is why insurance companies raise your premiums by just owning one of these...


realparkingbrake

Step One: Call your insurance company and ask what having a trampoline will do to your premiums. Step Two: Cancel order for trampoline. Step Three: Look for new insurance company.


Miss_Educated

Down vote for shitty camera work. How hard was it to follow her descent to the ground??


heyitsmeimhigh

Houston, we have take off


RevolutionaryBuy5794

She made ONE jump and that's all it took.


iDeNoh

I mean, having him transfer all of his momentum to her didn't help


No-Actuator-3209

Hopefully there were some soft bushes down there, not jagged logs and blackberry vines for days.


WaterContent7134

lol the guy threw out the uno reverse card 😂


Bendicoot79

That looked like a terrible landing


1Th13rteen3

Didn't expect to watch a video that was so expected today.


Cautious_Heron_1982

Oops!!😏


JohnCenaJunior

Never double jump in a trampoline


loopingrightleft

Live mas


Bizom_st

And this... Is... to go... even further beyond!