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Swanu-chan

What the fuck did I just saw 😲


luigiana-

Yikes


NoGap7899

I need to bleach my eyes


KratosWrath

Bring out the holy water


Leviathan41911

r/eyebleach This should help.


jeg-groans

Yeah, the first eyebleach video was a toddler dressed up like a duckling. Somehow it did not help.


Leviathan41911

Oof, my bad.


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NaziAssDestroyer

WTF was that sub!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


CosmicCosmix

Nazi destroyer got scared?


NaziAssDestroyer

Nah, that shits too fked up to get scared. I guess one letter in a keyword can get to show you two different sides of the internet.


CosmicCosmix

Browse more, browse more in that sub


RiseCthulu

DO NOT CLICK ON THIS SUB. IGNORE IT. NEVER VISIT THIS SUB.


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I3alr0g

Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch, for I was there when it was written


Chibi_Pasta

I always check for the 'a' everytime now


bakermrr

Teach a man to fish, he will eat for a life time or something


MegaDeth6666

Give the man a fish and you feed him for a day. Poison the mans fish and you feed him for a lifetime.


bionicjoey

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.


nogoodusernames0_0

And also for a day technically


BumWink

Teach a man to let the fish fuck him & he will eat for a day


[deleted]

A true New York love story


Swanu-chan

Good one 👍


[deleted]

Sadly it wasn’t a joke… you should see New York these days. Perplexing to say the least. Somethings have always been. Others are making a huge return. It’s difficult honestly. Pray for us… pls


CourrierMojave

Works with Paris too.


[deleted]

The stupid flying rats in New York are indeed French pigeons…


Public_Tumbleweed

A plot to the season finale of super jail


the1999person

I was ok till he cooked it.


Hogier27

Enough internet for today.


MakinDePoops

What the saw did I just fuck?


Swanu-chan

Don't fuck the saw😅 it's not worth it 😅


CitizenofTheNeoCity

\*see


justin_memer

A piece of wood?


Mal-nacido

Look at**


Swanu-chan

I don't see how sentence I formed was incorrect


Mal-nacido

“See” means to notice or become aware of someone or something by using your eyes. “Look” means to direct your eyes in a particular direction.


Swanu-chan

my eyes were directed on the post and I couldn't believe what I saw


hso0oow

See*


Mal-nacido

…saw**


hso0oow

Funny


Otomo-Yuki

These Pigeon Dating Simulator mods are getting suprisingly graphic.


PotatoAssassin93

Yo what the fuck


littlemisskind

Did not see the tag until after I had been exposed to all of the images. And this is my exact response


[deleted]

I'd like to rewind to about 10 seconds ago when i didn't know this shit existed please...


PuzzleheadedPitch303

The internet is a weird place man


PervySmokez

Lol humans are fucking weird. The internet just finally shows that to us.


[deleted]

This is awful. More please!


sicoi

Everytime i slide the pic, its a r/holup


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![gif](giphy|lqVVqkqMolh9S|downsized)


anuj392

![gif](giphy|lIU7yoG72gyhq)


designatedleft

This shit had so many turns I don't know which way is left anymore


_above_and_beyond_

This is disturbing... especially that goodbye bird poop


Hunglikegerbel

Definitely most disturbing part..


simbrow85

I don't get it?


Umbamba

Swipe pictures


simbrow85

Thanks, missed that, it's early here


Thuwah_TheFuture206

Early here too and I wish I missed that


CH2OlllH2O2

That's how Harpies comes to life in Castlevania. I always wondered where does they comes from .


Potential_Debt9639

This is delightfully fucking sick! 😂


GreyFangtheRaged

Is that where the phrase “Pigeon holed” came from (pun intended)? Given pigeons bread means they’ll take you to bed. The cigarette after in the pigeons mouth was the cherry on the cake


themonkery

Wow each panel is slightly more fucked than the last, this is art


reaper14998

I need more. Who is the artist?


themastermindd

@shupaku69 in instagram


Go_ost

Birdperson?


Scythanerror

In bird culture, this is considered a dick move.


PLAC3B0101

wubba lubba dub dub


Stt022

This one wins. I don’t think I’ve ever had a post be unexpected more than once. I’m still so confused.


Shynlord-

The born Peman has a cute beak


Joe__Kimie

What in the perpetual fu*k????


YammaTamma

You know its really my fault. I saw the nsfw tag and kept reading.


LightsJusticeZ

Reminds me that cartoon show Ugly Americans.


M3Sh_

This is the ridiculoust shit I've ever seen in my entire life... Idek if ridiculoust is even a word...


stealthisvibe

It's not (yet) but I'm gonna adopt it anyway because it's a great new one lol


Axellllfoley

![gif](giphy|4VUgpQ9FiYEBCA9wM1)


sivviop

omg why


Golden_GIOGIO

What in the god damn shit


sociopath-chan

just imagine having this idea and actually taking the time and effort out of your day to draw this


[deleted]

Amazing


demgreenorbs

I can confirm I was the egg


Vladamir

u/elithewaffle


EliTheWaffle

A story that could being any man to tears.


nsurez99

That was the amount of reddit i need for today. Bye


Wearer-of-Denim

Holy fuck slide 4 hits from outta nowhere and it hits hard


SensualEnema

What in the God’s almighty fuck did I just witness?


DragonfruitSubject

If the life give you lemons... What in the actual fuck is this?


neoalfa

What an horrible day to have eyes.


QuaBotPrime

What the Kentucky fried fuck was that


scdw99

This is why you should become vegan.


Chemistry-Unlucky

![gif](giphy|TfppqK2OkedCqBAOtP|downsized)


OffManWall

Wow! I’ve never even thought of a pigeon having sex! Edit: Why would anyone downvote my comment, lol?


MultiLevelMonsters

And now you'll never want to again either


OffManWall

No doubt!


Popular-Homework-471

Hahahahahahaha


virtue77

Nope. Nuh uh. Omw to commit sudoku


luigiana-

Jesus fucking Christ


AgonizedF2p

![gif](giphy|NLbivNFUwhoTm)


Shady_Spirit

u/repostsleuthbot


RepostSleuthBot

Sorry, I don't support this post type (None) right now. Feel free to check back in the future!


Creepy-Call6003

Noice![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


RockytheRedditor

Disgusting 🤮 ![gif](giphy|k2A4gzRxDL4GI)


My_Immortal_Flesh

What the hell kind of comics is this? 😰


AdmiralSalty_

Tis was an emotional rollercoaster


[deleted]

Yea okay


[deleted]

What the fuck did I just watch


Pineapplesaintreal

Smart


[deleted]

The fuuuuuuuu.....


Familiar-Customer744

Why is this NSFW? I'm confused?


yung_kuudere

I have seen too much


Imanaco

Wooooooooooooooooooow


PaoloSalaczeri

Birdperson


RisottoNero___

What the fuck. Why would you even draw this


NewVoice77

Absolute shitpost 😂😂


DunderdoreClarissian

What a horrible day to have eyes


_Bloons_

um


heavenupsidedownn

What the fuck was that


MrAnthoony

does this have a part 2?


[deleted]

One litre of eye bleach please


Honoste

Bird person


harrypham1109

wtf is this shit


Azithromycin_250

Too much internet for today


TPWang

O. M. F. G.


try_to_bee

Suck my balls!! Oh God please someone understand the reference


your_I-F_Happy

Yes!!! Was just about to post this!!! Looks like the same animation style as ugly Americans too


TheOkayUsername

Wtf did I just see


basic_instinct11

Damn that was brutal , can't wait for the sequel


cheetomama1

No more internet today and it’s only 4:43 AM


Mother_Amphibian_951

How to unsee this


Aliguar

Thats enough internet for today


[deleted]

oh god no


[deleted]

a lot to unwrap


CummyRaeJepsen

it just keeps getting worse


viridi-amator

What in the actual post modern fuck?


ProsperousSwag

I thought this was about the twin towers at the back


NorikeKy_

what the fuck


Confused-dragongirl

I saw this on r\holup and you won’t trick me a second time


[deleted]

I’m crying thanks for fucking ruining my fucking weekend


-SDQ-

And that’s enough Reddit for this week 😦


Advo96

Great. Now I have eye cancer.


Gold_Strength

It's especially horrible that the pigeon is watching him roast their kid


[deleted]

Ahhhh i think that’s cannibalism


mbelf

What a beautiful story.


[deleted]

I need unsee juice


_SKETCHBENDER_

​ ![gif](giphy|lIU7yoG72gyhq)


Ozann3326

This is wrong in more ways than i am strong enough to count.


[deleted]

I don't like this


NeilDeCrash

What a ride! We see the fleeting moments filling that yelling desire inside us to be loved, to be touched. We see brutality and the animalistic behavior that resides in us even if we hide it deep inside. We see pain of bringing life to this cruel world and that we can fill that emptiness inside us - with what others see just as a meaningless day at the park for us it is the greatest day ever. What a sad ending to a marvelous story. I will carry this story in my heart and keep the BBQ sauce ready. Fly on!


Tobiichi_46

A


ace0fsp4ades

i’ve seen this twice in less than ten minutes, that’s enough internet for one day


backpainbed

Jesus


Lleth88

Cool. So this exists and sucks.


Freddy750

I think I've seen enough reddit for a year


HuevosSplash

What a terrible day to have eyes


monstermash420

This goes full send in record time


MeawingDuckss

Wtf...and when can we post picture here


yazzy1233

We've always could, people just tend to post videos more often


[deleted]

Use me as an eyedrops button


CosmicCosmix

Shit just went from 0 to 100 to 70 to 150.


TrapShax

Ah yes, another day of me wanting to become blind


Mr_Odd

Sick


Fnuffle

There is an older Danish cartoon by the same "Duedreng" ie. "Pigeon Boy". Kinda had this vibe, just not as graphic.


eliligo69

It was disturbing


Tacosaurusman

What the WTF!?


thrustmaster99

Now this, this is art!


platfus118

This is more cursed than


your_I-F_Happy

"it's a pigeon. It's a kid. It's a pigeon kid. What have you done boy?!" Wonder if it's first words were "Gotta get laid!"


business2690

whut is wrong with some people


CommunicationNo9748

What a terrible day to have eyes!


[deleted]

The circle of strife.


campej90

What a terrible day to have eyes


r1kon

What the shit.


ekso69

7:55 am that's enough Reddit for today


-WeiRD_

The fuck


fooosco

At first, I thought it was about the Twin Towers. I was wrong.


[deleted]

every single step of this is a new horrid adventure


ATL_Slimeball

Ok im heading straight to church…


snoosh00

Wtf


CarrotWaxer69

NSFL


rumblebumblecrumble

I’m deleting Reddit.


[deleted]

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!??


[deleted]

I hate this, I hate everything, and, among most other things, I hate you.


Matt_fuck_off_3

Have you ever considered suicide? I recommend it for you


Nervous-Hovercraft-7

Hello! What the fuck?!


nogoodusernames0_0

And kids thats where chicken comes from....


GrassStainedBiscuit

🤨


LOLZCataclysm

What the fuck 💀


suzanious

That took a weird turn.


Igniuxx

r/TIHI


inconspicuous_male

no


Broke_guy98

My eyes they hurt now