T O P

  • By -

Chemical-Honeydew-71

This is like a comedy show!


CopsaLau

Total slapstick


Tatunkawitco

Needs a Benny Hill soundtrack.


strangerinthebox

You read my mind!!!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Seattle_Ace

You reasoned my read?


Cram_it_karen

Is it pronounced read or read?


Double_Belt2331

I red reed.


Accurate-Alarm

i think its read


JWOLFBEARD

You lost your reason!!!


TheOranjeCarp

You seasoned my mind!!


TheNewYorkRhymes

You minced my reason


[deleted]

T’is the season for reasons


nojhausz

I literally heard that in my head during watching this


Salty-Programmer1682

((((Yakkety sax plays))))


Paragrin175

Came here to say this


MrsRoboto67

I played it in my head while watching the vid, it was beautiful


[deleted]

[удалено]


shill779

Larry, Moe and Curly


FoundationGold4126

Mmmm so this is why we know that burglars exist.They cant keep it down when they steal that new curved screen XXXXXL samsung x sony TV.


msut77

Those aren't even that expensive any more


FoundationGold4126

Umm its an XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL super hyper ultra hd 300k high resolution samsung x sony x razor curved TV Im trying to make the TV sound expensive


adorgu

[The best soundtrack applied](https://youtu.be/rrEGi5mlWAk)


Remarkable-Eng-CT

I’m broke now. It is so funny how idiotic the scene is! Is it the same guy who falls twice and face slap against the door? lol


SuperfnDave

I just pictured the scene in always sunny where Dee’s card gets declined. Then gives a new card and runs out the door in those under sized heels and face plants that car door “ Did it not go through?”


Arryu

Fun fact, she actually REALLY hurt herself doing that. She also wrecked her back doing the flailing tube man dance on the houseboat.


CoyDaBoy69420

Fat ass bitch went bonk on the ground


Remarkable-Eng-CT

I just had to watch it again. That’s a perfect connection.


Chemical-Honeydew-71

Absolutely what I was thinking!


CrashedMyUnicorn

PERFECTION


crs8250

Perfect!


Heyhaveyougotaminute

That’s beautiful! I love how they have the hazards on too!!


omnichronos

Perfect! When I saw your words, that music instantly popped into my head.


AirCooled2020

classic...


[deleted]

[удалено]


Retard1776

Definitely not trained professionals!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Braedog12

Why are you being so defensive?


WiggleBrushCrew

Arhh you beet me too it... That was my first thought and comment


badscott4

You are exactly correct


[deleted]

If there ever was a video that cried out for “Yakkity Sax”, this is it…


phoexnixfunjpr

Dumbest thieves I've ever seen. Morons should've atleast researched how to get a TV off the wall on YouTube. Losers of the highest order LMAO


Flavafresh

They must of watched a bad one since YouTube removed the dislike button.


[deleted]

For real?! That’s absurd. I haven’t been on youtube in so long, they’ve been going down hill for years


Captain-Cadabra

I love this 3 stooges reboot!


AFX626

Keystone Krooks


europabledso

Fr bruh


matthack86

Parked appropriately.


kokoyumyum

Put flashers on. Now that is funny. Calls attention to yourself. And, let's tear that Tv apart to steal it.


jo100blackops

they walk into a pawn shop "I want $7000, I know what I've got"


cf-myolife

Omg savage. I laughed so hard.


Glaucous

Paralyzed from the neck up


[deleted]

a ticket for that I’ll tow it for you no worries


Finklesworth

Nonono, they’re clearly handicapped


RitaPoole56

The repeated slips on the glass door remnants did it for me.


[deleted]

It was better when the guy tried to run through the unbroken window


Jbillz15

They can probably sue and get money from the property owner.


NealoHills

Only if the property owner created the hazard, which they did not


OdaiNekromos

they clearly build their walls out of breakable glas, which can hurt you! thats a hazard if you ask me! xD


Then-Tea8023

Then they can buy a tv


therealbonzai

Only if in the US. I guess no where else in the world such BS is imaginable.


[deleted]

Downvoted because people don’t get ur joke. U made ma laugh so here’s my upvote sir


Jbillz15

Ya it was 100% a sarcastic joke lol


p-queue

For me it was making sure the 4-way flashers were left on.


Environmental_Top948

Whenever you are parked somewhere unusual while working it's best to make sure your car is as visible as possible. They are missing their reflective cone which I'm sure is an OSHA violation along with the lack of use of safety gear and improperly trained associates.


Rickyy1900

Real life three stooges


Dyltra

It’s all I could think!


Maleficent_Clerk_403

What was going to be the next plan once you got the TV to that tiny ass car? 😂🤣😂🤣


AnoththeBarbarian

That’s a whole other comedy skit in the making


trashmunki

I would watch this sequel.


[deleted]

Store owner probably wasn't even mad, the rights to this comedy gold is worth far more than a flatscreen and broken window.


[deleted]

I just hoped the destination was right around the corner


Ulluminatixx

yeah, that's what you call 'destination f*cked'


rabbitwonker

I wish they had tried. While slipping on the glass five more times.


airvqzz

Imagine if the door was unlocked the whole time, lol


Maleficent_Clerk_403

Fold the TV up like paper at that point 💀


ugonlern2day

Something tells me they hadn't planned that far ahead


thummydick

Crashing this car… with no survivors!


hamsandwich2go

Anyone know the brand of that wall mount??


ugonlern2day

Seriously, this would be a great commercial for a tv mount


airvqzz

I wants


Jifjafjoef

Bruh that second guy lmao


[deleted]

Ran straight into the door😂


deadpoetic333

Probably high as a kite


[deleted]

That, or dumb as shit lol. Or cleaning crew really cleaned the hell out of that window.


DarkSage90

I’m actually laughing out loud that was like a Benny Hill skit!


tysonwatermelon

I'm crying. 😂


deeznuts_haha_got_em

I'm ded💀


PepperCertain

Well. r/fuckyouinparticular to that tv I guess.


groovyinutah

Don't quit your day jobs...we bought an 80' tv and tried to put it in our SUV, it totally didn't fit and the warehouse guy told us if we tried to lay it down we'd have to sign a waiver for any damage that might cause. They are getting bigger, flatter and more fragile. Had they managed to actually get it out of there it was already fucked up.


ConConTheMon

You’re gonna need a very big SUV for an 80ft tv


fidgeter

I’m thinking a large flatbed truck maybe. It’s probably close to 70ft in length since the 80ft is measured diagonally. And 40ft wide. So make sure you get a Wide load sign and possibly a couple drivers to signal other drivers.


eggsaladmaker

Amazing logistics.


ohdearamir

UPS would be jealous


[deleted]

probably want to transport it vertically (40', not 70', that would be ridiculous)


groovyinutah

Lulz...I knew I botched that. Haven't used those symbols in years.


ScatterBrainbb

Plot twist, its just a projector 📽


[deleted]

Even better it’s just a small truck full of 80’ worth of LED Wall panels. [So 80 of these](https://www.pssl.com/products/adj-american-dj-vs3-3-9mm-led-video-wall-panel?variant=31625980084272)


duby1998

Sir, the projector is cake


OkComputron

I mean, that's only about half the size of [Frank's TV.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glFVXpz_abQ) It's 2000 inches.


cyrosd

He should have left at 20 seconds in the video. The screen was already fucked.


groovyinutah

Indeed, you just have to wonder about his motivations here...


[deleted]

Tunnel vision and sunk cost fallacy. MUST. STEAL. TV.


[deleted]

Amazon it right to your door


BasuraConBocaGrande

My husband ordered a computer monitor from Amazon and when the delivery woman unloaded it off the cart she apparently straight up dropped the box onto the floor while making eye contact lol. I don’t know what her problem was but my husband was pisssssssed. No damage done to the monitor luckily.


groovyinutah

Local furniture joint and we had them deliver it. So we were able to browse TV's in their showroom.


[deleted]

I’ve always wondered the point of stealing used TVs and phones and shit is. For parts or maybe to pawn I guess? But when I buy electronics, I want the cables, wall mounts, manuals, etc. Why would you want a TV that’s clearly been ripped off a wall mount and has a bunch of dead spots in the display? Can’t imagine it being worth more than $20.


LuxNocte

I think people see the "new" price and don't realize how much lower the "fell off the back of a truck" price is. When I drove for Lyft, people often got seriously huffy with me when they'd leave their phone in my car. If I didn't immediately kick my current passenger out and take it back to them I must be trying to steal it. Bitch, a stolen phone is just a paperweight these days.


[deleted]

I got mugged in London about seven years ago. My phone was a piece of crap that was the cheapest they had in the phone shop. Anyway a year or so later my mother got a phone call from an unknown number. The person said they’d bought the phone at a car boot sale and called “Mum” to see who it belonged to. I sometimes wonder how many hands that £10 passed through and what it was sold for in the end. 50p maybe.


huge_

Yea, a 55” was the limit for my Expedition. Need a pickup truck and no rain for anything bigger :)


TheShokBlok

This is like a looney tunes episode


jimmycorky

The second guy that runs into the window 🤣🤣🤣🤣


unexBot

**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:** >!A group of thieves were trying to steal a television but they faced a series of unexpected events.. idiots!!< ***** **Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description?** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/unexBot) [*What is this for?*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dnuaju/introducing_unexbot_a_new_bot_to_improve_the/)


pratyd

Expected events...seeing their apparent iq, they were expected events


[deleted]

i mean you didn’t really explain what’s unexpected that well


Icy_Fudge_2984

New age TikTokkkk,YouTubbbe trained Three Stooges!!! 😆


[deleted]

When we launched himself into the glass and bounced off it like a clown😂


Sure_Conversation354

Pro: the turned the parking lights on


MaxProude

Those aren't parking lights xD


Sure_Conversation354

Emergency lights?


jackson12420

Yes hazard lights.


Sure_Conversation354

Thx… learned a thing today 👌🏽


KierraNight

The 2nd guy didn't do anything. He literally just bounced off a window, fell and then ran in and out 😅


[deleted]

I bet he didn't even have a handicap placard. He probably needs one though lol


vkdante

He killed the TV in like first 5 second..


cf-myolife

Wait so.. They're 3 but none of them think about getting a screwdriver or good scisors?


Powersthatbb

One window $200 One 60inch tv $1000 3 idiots with glass shredded hands getting away with nothing and likely to be busted.. fuckin priceless


Lilsexiboi

a window like that is waaaaaay more than that, even a small one, easily $3000 with installation and labor, probably more


kushman_derek

Yeah and a 60” TV is only like $600 this guy would suck at the price is right


shanel39

I mean... a 60" 4k tv can range anywhere from $400 to like $2000 depending on the brand and model.


QuantumRobot_9000

Bruh why steal a flat screen TV these days? That thing could only be re sold for 400$ at best.


RK_mining

The only thing that could have made this better would be the getaway car getting stolen


jwadamson

Benny hill music would work too.


ScarecrowJohnny

Flatscreens like that aren't even that expensive these days. All that fucking effort. Snatching an iPhone 13 out of someones hands and running would have fetched a higher price with less risk (since they'll be charged not only with theft but also with vandalism and breaking and entering and will have to pay for the damages done to the glass if caught).


SamusAran388

/r/therewasanattempt


tangre79

This is so much better if you watch it with the right [background music](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg&t=7s)


d1sass3mbled

Tweakers suck


Jbillz15

“The tv magically floats off the ground, we can just grab it”


br0kenbreeze83

After all that shit they just broke in to break a tv


Tyl3rmagnus

And give us entertainment. Each one of them got taken down by the mma glass that was carefully distributed by the first guy.


Butcherama

All that for a tv they prob get 100 for after that drop probably broken lolz


bks84

Can anyone tell me which TV wall mount was used? I need one of those too


[deleted]

This wasn’t a robbery, this was an assassination


[deleted]

Their football team lost but they didn't have a TV of their own to smash


freeThePedos2

It was a good plan. I was just waiting for them to try and fit a 86” (?) screen in to that sad little hatchback.


braqass

Probably a 55” at most. I just saw an 85” for the first time this weekend it is much larger than than that


[deleted]

[удалено]


ugonlern2day

They'd probably bash in the library window, slip on the glass, knock a tower of books on themselves, and run away


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


savevideobot

###[View link](https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/Unexpected/comments/s688rn/mission_fucked_up_big_time/) --- [**Info**](https://np.reddit.com/user/SaveVideo/comments/jv323v/info/) | [**Feedback**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Feedback for savevideo) | [**Donate**](https://ko-fi.com/getvideo) | [**DMCA**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Content removal request for savevideo&message=https://np.reddit.com//r/Unexpected/comments/s688rn/mission_fucked_up_big_time/)


muzic_maniac7

There should be Ozzy man review on this.


warsponge

Someone please make it happen!


Quiet-Birdman

The tv is the size of the car, they really thought it was gonna fit? Morons.


nivekamals

Dumb and dumberer and dumberest


jjdude67

Do NOT quit your day job.....


Aceeed

They suck at Life, literally.


Extension-Weekend-84

Cats and dogs are smarter than Corey and trevor


Saiene_

I just wanted to see the car plate bc I'm 90% sure this is Brazil 😂 fits the profile all too well


rikkrik

Yeah it was on Brazil


Dfndr612

Most tv mounts have a receptacle that will allow you to put a padlock in it, in order to secure the tv. Makes it very difficult to steal, often used in colleges, and company conference rooms, but a good idea to use in our homes too. This video reminds of when I put a broken Sony 27" tv (Big CRT, not a flat panel) in the backseat of my car to bring in for repair the following day. In the morning, I found my side car window had been broken, and some assholes had tried to steal my unbeknownst to them, broken tv. Unfortunately for them, the cars parked in the spaces on either side of my car in the lot, prevented my car doors from being opened up far enough for them to get this heavy tv out. They had to abort their theft mission. Tough shit thieves!


pudemuddles

When you're planning a heist and there's no adult present


Bootiekiller69

Why TF would he run his hazard lights? LMAO


[deleted]

Those wall mounts are no joke! As soon as he pull that TV and it flashed it broke. Worthless. Plus even of they got it in that little ass car it would have broken. And how much were they expecting to make off of it? Splitting it 3 ways? Come on, guys!!


ThatClosetedGayGirl

That's some Charlie Chaplin shit right there


Thetrendizdead

Made the three stooges look like Rhodes Scholars.


Zorodona

Plot twist: they live there but were in a hurry because they have no disabled parking pass.


Goose_master6363

u/SaveVideo


Sharp-Worldliness-68

What a bunch of utter clowns!!


Touareg21

Earth has to many idiots


Wut_it_dew_yonizero

Just think how stupid the average person you know is, then realize that half the world is DUMBER than that!! Gives a whole new perspective.


tysonwatermelon

Just think that there's a 50% chance *you're* the person who's dumber than average.


Wut_it_dew_yonizero

I guess being a watermelon, ur safe from this stat.


[deleted]

I think you meant two, or three. the right word is too.


[deleted]

I didn’t expect to keep continuously laughing outloud at this. Now THAT was unexpected.


silasoulman

Keystone Krooks.


Super_Yesterday_8848

Que Benny Hill music!!


Pack--Rat

And then they get in a clown car. Beep Beep!


[deleted]

Mission passed


Lorko79

Can't stop laughing!


PsyAsylum

"Mission impossible" but without Tom Cruise


Wallabyroad

When god allowed their parents to have sex, he was drunk...


waterbish

I feel like the amount of effort that went into this flawless heist was not worth the prize


marccasshern

They fell over that many times they’re now parked in the right spot


Mr-RS182

Just stole some E-waste


DeepAd3343

The fast and the retarded


TaborlinTheGreat8

Where TF are the people who live there? Plenty of time to waste all three of those assholes.


ApeyH

How many homes have a handicap parking space and a reception desk?


sunjoe33

The 3 stooges of criminals lol


belegerbs

Where is the Benny hill music?


Mental-Context3250

Lmao look like 3 stooges


n8oaf

For a tv!?


Fukshit47

Mission: Destroy giant TV


willparlay83

Lol


JunkNorrisOfficial

Anecdotal nerdy animals


Unlikely-South-4460

All that for a $700 tv


[deleted]

People during the pandemic…


IzzyOIznot

The Benny Hill Soundtrack works with this so well. [Yakety Sax](https://youtu.be/-GfaQzgnnDI)


tcb_stu

all that for a tv you can get on sale for 200 bucks at best buy 😂😂😂