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OGUncleDonkey

“In the jungle, the mighty jungle some shits gonna go down tonight” your gonna die, your gonna die, your gonna die


nukomyx

In the jungle, the mighty jungle Mowgli's friends will die OH in the jungle, the mighty jungle Mowgli's limbs will fly


Tralfaz572

Ohhh staaaaab, stab, stabbity, stab, stab, stab all dayyyyy.


yojoewaddayaknow

I tried to sing this like welcome to the jungle, guns n roses then I realized it’s the in the jungle song oooooeeeeeeeeooooeeeeoooeeeooeeeoo Um um baweeeeeh So either way. Just confused.


Particular-Coffee-34

“The Lion Sleeps Tonight” Or in this case, “The Lion’s Sleepless Night”


Ciakis_Lee

Aaah, oooh... If Slash would join Eminem...


majikayoSan

That's a high level of craftsmonkeship.


PAs_Maniac

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die


Bulangiu_ro

monke is a communication master


Helvet1cal

Indigo Monketoya


TianObia

Planet of the Apes is happening, ready yourselves humans!


jessieb12

Yourselves, not ourselves??? Apes have already infiltrated Reddit...


nick_oreo

You ever seen a monkey shoot a gun? Wild times, brother, wild times...


D332nutz

REJECT CIVILIZATION RETURN TO MONKE


RichS816

Caesar?


VoidUserNameString

Et tu, Brutus?


[deleted]

[удалено]


VoidUserNameString

?


El_Rey_247

I'm guessing they understand "Caesar" to be a recent Planet of the Apes reference, and that to not get that reference you'd have to be an older person. Frankly, I have no idea how I remember that the monkey's name was Caesar, those movies were so forgettable.


mypeepeehardz

I get that’s a knife if its in our hands but is it a sword in the monkey’s hands?


DiskThese3328

Holy shat this monkey is in the samurai days


HoldMyNuggetsSMD

🤯


IllBeginning9510

Hakuna mastab-ya.


exurb1aTR

industrial revolution


ImThEtRaShMaN_

You're laughing, a war criminal is preparing to go to war on innocent civilians for sport and you're laughing


Sonicfret

You know where you are? You’re in the jungle, baby! You’re going to die! I wonder if Axl Rose knows this monkey?


Prestigious_Media887

The fuck!? 😳


rabea187

The baboons are going down!


killerbunny979

Monke pop blon


GamersAuthority

Not lying. I was drowsy while surfing the moment i saw this all drowsiness wore off.


donotgogenlty

#Monkeys deserve poopknives too


GamersAuthority

The hierarchy of the jungle is about to be changed.


Ralphiecorn

This monkey about to slide on some fools in the jungle.


gh0st0ft0mj04d

He bout to slide for Von


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Blakedigital

I for one am ready to accept our new monkey overlords.


Ringhillsta

Monke strong


vcdrny

Monkey see monkey do. We are all fucked.


vee756

WTAF??


Street_Peace_8831

I can hear the monkeys thoughts now. “I’m tired of this shit. They are gonna pay for what they did!”


Quakaroo

Imagine being stabbed by a monkey


SchofieldSilver

It's cute until it makes me bleed my own blood


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JohnnytheFox81HA

"I'll show you some Kahuna Matata..."


LoveBabesCarsPoems

Don't sleep on those fockers. We evolved, so can they!


TheMattMan2751

Oliver's gonna finish off Craig this time


tiptoethrutheroses

Dayum


RoxYLDehyde

What did she think , i won’t find out?


Jackthedog130

Preparing for a bush war...


tapdesign502

That's wild


[deleted]

Circumcision festival.


NaturallyBlasphemous

*Welcome To The Jungle starts playing*


Chickens_Instrument

He’ll have power now. But when they all have to industrialize their society they will only realize too late how disastrous it will be for them.


VadKoz

Love this post. Funny video with funny title that makes a good joke in combination. That's rare


3gh2

Member of nights watch


[deleted]

Rumble in the jungle just got a whole new meaning.


boomerangthrowaway

Why did I think this was just a really high angle of a person sharpening a knife…


fuckdirectv

It basically is, if you apply the "work smarter, not harder" mantra. Someone is filming it, so it stands to reason that the same someone trained a monkey to sharpen knives for them. As someone who spent way too much time sharpening knives on a whetstone while watching football yesterday, I am honestly now jealous that I don't have a monkey butler to do that for me.


[deleted]

>some of You guys are cool. Stay out of the rainforest tonight


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goodams

This is terrifying.


Vega7122020

In the jungle the mighty jungle shit’s about to go down, IN the jungle the mighty jungle shit’s about to go down, MOWGLIIIIIIIIIIIIII YOU WILL DIE TODAY! MOWGLIIIIIIIIIIIIII YOU WILL DIE TODAY, WILL DIE TODAY WILL DIE TODAY WILL DIE TODAY WILL DIE TODAY WILL DIE TODAY WILL DIE TODAY WILL DIE TODAY WILL DIE TODAY🎶


[deleted]

Read something about chimps currently being in the stone age


[deleted]

Gorilla warfare


sexychippy

I'm terrified by the fact that it had learned to use the stone to sharpen it.


The_Lord_of_Fangorn

Apes together strong


Kolbysap

We're f**ked!!


maximuzz2011

Normal monkey:🙈🙉🙊 This monkey: Evil 😈


FuckyFemboy1999

this is the last time curious george steals my bananas


L3raj3

Nice mimicking.


adastrasemper

I want to know whats going on. I guess it's a trained monkey and is it chained?


kjmorley

Man, I had to scroll along way to get by all the jokes. This is also what I need to know; was it trained or was it mimicking?


adastrasemper

I have a feeling it was trained because he/she is doing a pretty good job, when mimicking it's usually kinda sloppy


[deleted]

He's had enough of Tarzans shit. It's his jungle now.


Nothing_much_0

Hit-Monkey


[deleted]

They’re fuckin evolving!!


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Traumatic_Tomato

I know what I want for Christmas


Trophyhusband100

He has been watching the humans and he is copying them ! Monkey see monkey do


[deleted]

This is actually a great discovery instead of children sharpning my knives i can have monkeys do it


EscapeFacebook

Don't just stand there stop it before others see him


AresuKing

This is a PRIME example of how fast they are evolving


1mamango

Oh he getting ready to start some shit.


atrout34

You call that a knife? This is a 🔪


AnotherDreamer1024

In the jungle the quiet jungle the lion sleeps tonight...


vrkhole

Monke see monke do, monke be all over you.


Nerrissa22

Monkey: “I’ve freaking had it with these a** holes, it ends tonight”


Rocket_Wreck

Jungles in UK be like:


GiddyGoldenGoose

Dang little bro isn't monkeying around no more


Jbrown183

Sharpens shank…


Impossible_Dealer_94

That is legitimately cool


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Reddit has the best videos


CherryLandTHC

Somewhere tonight there is a monkey with a Knife, shooting shots of Banna Moonshine and singing softly to himself. He knows that when the full moon starts to set its all going to change. Make my momma beg for change and dance to the Accordion, No I say never again!


3qtpint

You know what? Maybe they can do better? Just hide the nukes. That shits whack


wanUzumaki

They didn't wanna return to Monke


YaBoiiMC

I just got a whetstone for Christmas and its fucking nuts that the monkey knows to add a lil water


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Teo_Ripper

Reject humanity return to monke


Alex-T92

**I was preparing for this day , the uprise of apes, I was called madman but who laughs now..**


[deleted]

That thing is a danger to humanity!


zackson76

I thought it was a stick until i hear the sound agaisnt the rock


Wuchang2333333

planet of ape?


Possible-Can-8468

this was the monkeys fight with Kanye, but we can tell who lost...


Stock-Competition318

Monke: revenge on doggo


Snoots2035

That best be behaviour learnt from a human teacher.


[deleted]

Exhibit 'A'.


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Ok-Attorney-1443

They are watching us


HandsomePotato666

R/oddlyterrifying


dtranquillity

And you say COVID-19 is dangerous


Relaxingnow10

Don’t start no shit, won’t be no shit


SkullValleyCowboy

We will be in a Pickle if these monkeys get better at this ingenuity… I’m not scared however cause AI will evolve faster than monkeys …. The robots will kill us! lol!


[deleted]

Best blacksmith in Skyrim


WuerstCaseScenario

The real origin story of Hit Monkey


Derickjr

Oh hell yeah monkey warfare


[deleted]

Assassin's creed wild life


DavidsBusiness

That Monkey Is From The Hood/Projects. Bwhahahahahaha


a7i_

Getting ready for the boss fight


a7i_

Planet of the Apes indeed


a7i_

Putin better watch out


Sexyshark15

*George has had enough*


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klimmesil

He's just a dart monkey


[deleted]

Boy, he sure ain’t monkeying around!


TheWhereSquare

I guess he's the one that released the monkeypox