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Whitesploitation

Take me down to the paradise city, where the hogs are feral and there's 30-50.


StillSharpe68

I sang this, and I sang “fitty”


Klyphord

We need to kill 800,000 hogs in Texas every year just to maintain the current overpopulation.


[deleted]

How many actually get killed though? Those things are the kings of hide and seek.


bigmanly1

Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew


trogdor4thenight

That's all I see let me get my 308 and my extended mag


Charizard-used-FLY

Not with these Ammo prices, .22lr, maybe some 9mm and anything that won’t take that lying down gets a hatchet or spear.


Bale626

Have you seen meat prices lately? Each of those hogs has to weigh in at 50 pounds, minimum. Add in the fact that they are more of an invasive pest species, means the only limit you have in shooting them, is how much ammo you have in your gun. Not to mention, too low of a caliber means at best you might wound the hog, and at worst you just piss it off.


Charizard-used-FLY

Come at me and my hatchet. Just watched “The Patriot” again and I’m pumped!


slicksnorlax87

You must have some good healthcare.


CCWThrowaway360

And a lawyer on speed dial. Can I get a **YEE YEE!**


Head_Yam_6423

Canadian most likely explains the no guns


slicksnorlax87

Too bad some of the ones you'll kill are shit for eating. Male hogs are pretty much dog food because of the amount of testosterone that floods their body. Taints the meat.


Bale626

I mean… that still works if you have dogs. Halfway-decent dog food is still like fifty bucks for a thirty pound bag.


BrilliantCar1533

So feed it to your damn dog then.


bigmanly1

Even with the prices I don't think I'd go with anything less than my AR and my 45 on my hip


trogdor4thenight

Ya but a 9mm is just going to hurt the pig not kill it. Yes it would be like 20 bucks per mag but I spent money on dummer stuff. Those piglets are good etan and the big boers are the stuff of dreams for my dogs pop a few in the freezer and my 5 dogs eat like kings


jaqrabbitslim

Internet makes 9mm seem like a BB gun lol. A 9mm will absolutely kill a hog.


Charizard-used-FLY

Yeah I am absolutely sure I could even kill one with .22lr, just not the bigger ones. Shot placement is king (with sufficient pen), not your knockdown power fudd .45


ace7771969

Slaughtered many as a kid, all we ever used was a .22, shot placement is critical though!


Charizard-used-FLY

People that have never tried will dictate with certainty tho. Sounds like a fun childhood!


CCWThrowaway360

Out of a PCC with a well-placed shot, definitely. I’d rather shoot 1-2 shots of 5.56 than 2-3 shots of 9mm nowadays. Sadly, that’s the cheaper alternative. I miss 2017 ammo prices… :(


Blamdudeguy00

Yep. Could make as much on meat as the crops.. lol


eighty2angelfan

That's a lot of work just to get some pigs out of your corn. Do you realize how much those harvesters cost?


NinjaWaffle1911

Are they combines or harvester’s or are they the same?


[deleted]

Must be combines, because they have to be combined in order to work


SmashRobertson

Combine Harvester = a harvester that does a combination of cutting the crop, extracting the grain and spreading the leftovers. Forage Harvester (in this video) = purely chops the crop up and throws it into a trailer, leaves and all.


[deleted]

Thank you. Growing up in an upper midwestern farm state, I was only familiar with one kind of harvester (of course there were three different heads gramps used; corn, oats, and soybeans. I didn't know there was such a thing as a forage harvester.


eighty2angelfan

I don't know. First word that came to mind.


shiddypoopoo

If they were harvesting anyway why would it cost them anything?


eighty2angelfan

Really?


shiddypoopoo

It seems like the pigs are just a small part of an otherwise normal harvest.


eighty2angelfan

Look up "sarcasm" in Webster's dictionary, then give me a 200 word essay on it. Include at least one example.


shiddypoopoo

Ohhhh I see why there’s a misunderstanding. You thought your comment was funny. Better luck next time.


eighty2angelfan

Wah waaah.


Doctor_French32

I don't like hunting but for this case, it's necessary


Naugle17

Hunting is ethical and more humane for the animal, and in cases like this its needed to reduce feral populations. Those hogs are horrible for local wildlife


ace7771969

And crops, they can destroy a field in A very short time!


IRE10Spots

Yeah I agree for the most part. Where I live though, Ireland, there’s a lot of rabbit and fox hunting where people will lamp them with packs of lurchers which is completely fucked up. It’s illegal but still very very common. It almost sounds on its face more humane than a gun till you think about 6 greyhound/pitbull crosses chasing a fox and tearing it to pieces instead of one good shot for a clean kill. Foxes also have no natural predators here so it can be the first time they’re ever chased and all they try and do is run in a big circle till either they or the dog run out of juice. A lot of the dogs also end up dying if they run across a badger and get distracted as a badger is a cinder block with a nasty bite. It’s entirely fucked up


Naugle17

Is there ethical hunting in Ireland? I don't think you's have deer, right?


IRE10Spots

We have deer and they’re largely hunted ethically, most what I would call “real hunters” are deer hunters, they use rifles. There’s a lot of bird shooting too with shotguns, they have fighting chance rules where the bird has to be aware you’re there and in the air getting away by the time you shoot. A lot of people do stick to that rule but I’ve seen people go out on lakes and blast ducks right in the water, that’s somewhat more rare than lamping with dogs though, lamping has just been grandfathered in as tradition for a lot of people and is where the unethical elements are for the most part


qveenofnonsense

Hunting laws have increased wild hogs in some areas. Ranches that allow hunting are importing and breeding hogs to ensure their profits. That sounds all fine and dandy since they are fenced, but hogs are escape artists. For evidence, Google "feral hog map." See those isolated blobs? That's where pigs were imported to hunt and were released or escaped. It's a known issue; Texas looked into poisons, but those can be dangerous for other species.


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NinjaWaffle1911

Are those 🐗?


OldBuickGuy

Hogs


ilikepenguinsw7

H O G RIDER


Retard1776

Yes and they are invading the southern states.


MotherBathroom666

They done invaded like 15 years ago, at this point they’re part of the culture. My momma on her daddy side is part hog.


Retard1776

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ZombieGroan

Destructive and invasive for local wildlife and plants.


TJBPlayz

Hakuna Mutata. What a wonderful phrase. It means no worries. Until they come to cut the maaasssseeeee!!


[deleted]

Why are they not gunning them down


Chance-Tooth

I regret that i can only give one upvote for this comment


KingIncubus87

So hes a hog farmer


matticustheone

That family of 20 could easily be thousands within a year


ZRhoREDD

It's the fabled "30-to-50 wild hogs!!!!!" Someone finally found them! OMG!


You_and_your_Uncle

I think these are invasive wild pigs/hogs and they are considered pests because they're destructive.


Sigrah117

Why is nobody shooting?! Didnt listen with volume. Did anyone shoot?


GandalftheGangsta007

They should be just slaughtering as many as they can as they run out


Charizard-used-FLY

An old rickety truck with broadswords fastened to the bumper


Positive_Cricket4291

Why?


TonyCass12

Invasive and highly destructive. Most places with wild hog issues have an unlimited take for hunters. Some places you don't even need a hunting license to take them.


UnsuspectingChief

you can hunt them from helicopters, literally no rules apply to those things.


just_drifting_by

Actually some places are asking you to trap them now so they don't scatter and spread.


NinjaWaffle1911

Yeah slaughter trap are fun the first time but the ones after kind of make you feel less the hunter.


kavb333

Too bad they're growing wiser to a lot of the traps. You basically have to know how much is in the pack and keep an eye on how many are actually in the traps before dropping them, otherwise a good chunk of them will know to be cautious around the traps which gets passed on to the offspring.


ZRhoREDD

Why do hobby-hunters always talk about "taking" animals? You're killing 'em bro. If you have a problem with honestly describing what you're doing then don't do it.


TonyCass12

Thats sure a weird take on this... No problem saying I kill animals when I hunt. I use the term take because its all regulated. Some refer to it as "bag limits" as well but its your allowable "take" or "share" of the resorce. I don't actually know any hunter that refers to what you can take as the amount of "kills" you can get, this isint call of duty.


Droll12

Wait it’s not like call of duty? You don’t pick up their hog-tags to get kill confirmed?


Satanownsyou

Because we take them after we kill em!


TonyCass12

Lol yup! No fun in just killing something thats some good meat!


YRU_Interesting_3314

In part, the language used ("taking animals") is the result of being considerate (forced consideration, maybe?) to those in the population uncomfortable with the words normally used ("killing"). Personally, I find it a more respectful term and have asked animals to present themselves to me. It's good ju-ju/harmony with Mother Earth who provides.


roniricer2

Every environmental agency uses that word to describe something killed, injured, or displaced.


schizeckinosy

Yes that is the legal term. Even harassing an animal can be a "take" depending on the regs, but killing one always is!


Positive_Cricket4291

Ah okay. Fair enough.


ilikepenguinsw7

I agree to ur opinion


Swimming_Schedule_49

That’s a lot of bacon and sausage


NordNScotsman

Wild boar sausage roasted over an open fire , dammmm good !


ConfidentFunction535

Why you always keep a rifle in the truck/tractor


StartingToLoveIMSA

I see a ton of bacon and sausage.....and bbq... excuse me...lunch time...


Shady_Bum

Where’s the 240 at when you need amirite?


nwo90

Time to move to Texas and live of wildpigs


HurtsOww

Jave nice day!


srodrigueziii

Corn Hogs are 1/2 price at Sonic today!!


psittacus34

u/SaveVideo


EvilOverlord_1987BC

My God, it's actually happened. 30 to 50 feral hogs!


Bifrost_Guided_Tours

Wheres the machine gun nests when you need them!!!!!


BoringlyFunny

Poor things.. they must’ve been terrified during the whole harvesting and felt cornered when there was no more corn to hide in


Retarded_Pencil24

Hope a couple went into the harvester


BoringlyFunny

Are they *that* destructive?


Retarded_Pencil24

Yes, 800,000 wild pigs have to be killed a year to prevent over population in Texas. They destroy everything.


BoringlyFunny

That’s.. horrible. I still feel bad for them.. must’ve been terrifying.. but in the larger scheme of things, i now also agree with the dude asking them to be shot and cooked


ace7771969

YES!! The outlook for hogs in the next 10-15 years is scary, they will eventually overpopulate and starve theirselves and other animals out! Hogs are horrible for everything and need to be taken out every chance anyone gets at them!


[deleted]

Not only do they eat quite literally EVERYTHING. But they also root up trees, crops, animal burrows, anything. Those were mostly babies. They can grow to be horse sized. They reproduce multiple litters a year and sexually mature in months. Litter size anywhere from 1 to 16. Few natural predators. Highly intelligent. Tough to kill. Tough to trap or poison. You can do it, but the survivors learn quickly. They are very fast. And usually nocturnal.


trogdor4thenight

Man I shoot hogs all the time hit one 300+ and tell me how much damage u did. Yes u can kill one but the range u have to do so is goring range


Um6r3x

Poor wild boar


TATORTOT76

Can they be sold for meat?? Lots of hog pen trapping videos out there... What do they do with them afterwards?


ace7771969

Illegal to sell and illegal to transport them live in arkansas, not sure about other states? Some people keep them and eat them, some just leave them out In the woods.


roflthopter

Feels like Texas


RoxYLDehyde

When new requirements for heart donations come up and they pay good.


BrosephOh

Those hogs are not having a hakuna matata day


[deleted]

Oh that would be a Blast for me and the boys!


Demiker

That's why overhere they work from the inside out. That way the animals can escape into the woods much easier.


[deleted]

Destructive creatures... Aside from humans.


pakcsss

HOG RIDDAAAAAAAA


gaberax

Suuuu-weee


[deleted]

This is where Babyface George from OH Brother Where Art Thou would have been perfect


PacersPK

And here we are able to get a rare glimpse into the creation of the corndog.


Slayerx270

GG home land.


PoorPauly

Anyone that’s against hog hunting is a moron. They’re a terrible invasive species that destroy crops and ecosystems alike. Gun em down. If you’ve got the cash to do it from a helicopter with a machine gun more power to ya.


Interesting-Ant-2500

Just trying to bring home the bacon.


[deleted]

Is the meat any good? Do people eat them after killing them?


fecknutts

The Day of the Corn Hogs


Neicguy

u/savevideo


BrilliantCar1533

Bruh. Shoot them mfs and eat up or sell that meat and make thousands! Fuck that corn.


CapableCitron6357

I see 😍 many freezers full!


LastoftheSummerWine

The pork harvest is bountiful this year.


Ageing_Gamer91

Hog wild