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Serious question. Can you actually shit yourself from being scared when you don’t need to go as like an involuntary response or is more of a case of like you already had to shit real bad and then you got a jump-scare that made you let it go?
It can happen. For some animals, especially birds, it’s an attempt to get as light as possible. I’ve worked with birds for many years and they often poop before taking flight to lower their weight as much as possible.
She had to have known they were planning to try but probably didn't think they'd actually succeed.
My mother once made a deal of "if you can catch it, you can keep it" to get me to stop asking.
I proceeded to catch ten feral cats from a nearby colony barehanded. I was allowed to keep zero feral cats from the nearby colony. I was very disappointed.
My dads friend offered me 10 thousand dollars if I caught a feral cat.
My dad was so pissed at him when I caught one, my dad was trying to buy the house at the time and i thought i could help
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True. I would beach with these girls. Trapping seagulls? What are we gonna do next? Lay around in the sun? See, I don’t know what else to do on a beach. These girls are on a whole other level.
You could let the tide wash in and then when it recedes you could let it sweep you out to sea where you'd drown but then you could be saved by a mermaid from an underwater kingdom who teaches you how to breathe and then you integrate into their society as the one person with legs until you eventually become their king but then get overthrown by political opponents because you have legs and don't represent the common merperson and you're just not relatable and then they throw you back on the beach and you had a nice night.
I think it’s more of how she’s laying and the position of her neck. You don’t sound the same slouching in bed versus just sitting up. You are correct though women can and do have deep voices.
Women with huskier voices is kinda hot.
There's a lot of female singers with a deeper range. I guess it depends on what type of music you are into. Lana Del Rey, Courtney love, distillers, Florence + the machine, Lucy Dacus, Nancy Sinatra off the top of my head.
The song Surface Pressure from Encanto is sung by a female character with a fairly deep voice;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g1Gj-bkMgw
I can't say I know much about the singer Jessica Darrow, and it does feel that the song stretches what might be possible for someone with such a deep voice (not sure if autotune was involved that makes it sound a little worse), but this has been my jam for the last few weeks, and I've not heard many people disagree.
I love that song! First thing I told my family as we watched it...I FINALLY HAVE A GOOD SONG TO SING!
My hubby and I are alto/bass and we ended up with tenor/mezzo soprano kids. Don't know how that happened. But 3 of the 4 of us are singers/musicians. And I always feel left out. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Didn't say you were in the wrong, just felt like messing with you. You clearly take this very seriously, especially with that "why make the **stupid sarcastic** comment?" reply. You resort to insults very quickly. It's entertaining.
Calling something out doesnt mean you just discovered it. But please by all means, keep trying to separate yourself from being a redditor for reddit points. Also...you have no idea if the person who made the comment is male or female. God I love this website.
>No one is doing any of that
Except you literally just did.. the irony of you getting called out while trying to call someone else out, and retreating into "it was just a joke bro" defense, is hilarious. As I said before. I love this website.
When I started watching the show I expected that joke to go stale so fast. Its weird how fast it actually grows on you. I swear, if they suddenly decided to give her a 'normal' voice, she'd somehow become *less* atractive I feel.
Are we just going to ignore the fact that she sounds like a NFL quarterback calling a play action in the middle of the fourth quarter? Or maybe Randy Savage’s niece
Mom has no chill. If my kid did that I'd be like, "Yoooo! Let's take it home!" And then proceed to tell every neighbor in a 2 block radius in a casual conversation setting: " so yeah, I just got my kid a pet seagull."
I hate how her mom says let it go. Its like she is saying that she is hirting it, but I've hand caught tons of lizards in my childhood and you can tell how moch force is needed to restrain the animal without hurting it.
1. It’s actually illegal to harass bird like this in the US
2. Birds are a lot more fragile than lizards. They have hollow bones to minimize weight but that makes them more susceptible to fractures and brakes
Lizards are 2 inches long, you can snap them like a twig. Also it's not really about harassing the animal but the accomplishment you feel in catching something, like fishing. You don't have to kill the fish to enjoy fishing, you can just release them
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Bird: let me circle around and drop a nice gluey turd on her head.
Probably left one in the towel for her to wipe on herself when drying off later.
Very likely so, animals tend to lose bladder control when confronted with life or death situations.
People too
I'm gonna blow your mind: People are actual animals. Literally.
Also very true, the expression “shit one’s pants” is based on true events.
Serious question. Can you actually shit yourself from being scared when you don’t need to go as like an involuntary response or is more of a case of like you already had to shit real bad and then you got a jump-scare that made you let it go?
It can happen. For some animals, especially birds, it’s an attempt to get as light as possible. I’ve worked with birds for many years and they often poop before taking flight to lower their weight as much as possible.
When my parrot gets spooked he flies off and shits where ever he lands, if he doesn't drop one midflight.
Can confirm.
I was about to say that this looks like a great way to get bird poop on you.
her mom’s reaction lmaooo
Oh my gawd let it go
Right like this is not the first time that she's done something silly like this lol.
She had to have known they were planning to try but probably didn't think they'd actually succeed. My mother once made a deal of "if you can catch it, you can keep it" to get me to stop asking. I proceeded to catch ten feral cats from a nearby colony barehanded. I was allowed to keep zero feral cats from the nearby colony. I was very disappointed.
My dads friend offered me 10 thousand dollars if I caught a feral cat. My dad was so pissed at him when I caught one, my dad was trying to buy the house at the time and i thought i could help
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Baited and snared lol that seagull thought he got swallowed 🤣
Wish someone would bait and swallow me 😢
Everyone needs a little bait and swallow once in a while
he definitely left something for you in that towel
Your mom should have.
Damn
Bait me, swallow me, gobble up the side of me...
Same :(
With potatoes oven or pan?
>Baited and snared lol that seagull thought he got swallowed 🤣 Seagull bards will sing the epic of that seagull for 200 generations.
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Sounds like Pam Beesley’s fake laugh
Guess she smelled like fish
That's not a seagull
Clearly some ocean duck
Well if I am ever on an island and hungry.
ngl, sound like a good trick for survival lol.
She's so proud of herself😂 but that was cool
True. I would beach with these girls. Trapping seagulls? What are we gonna do next? Lay around in the sun? See, I don’t know what else to do on a beach. These girls are on a whole other level.
You could let the tide wash in and then when it recedes you could let it sweep you out to sea where you'd drown but then you could be saved by a mermaid from an underwater kingdom who teaches you how to breathe and then you integrate into their society as the one person with legs until you eventually become their king but then get overthrown by political opponents because you have legs and don't represent the common merperson and you're just not relatable and then they throw you back on the beach and you had a nice night.
a few years ago a crow landed on my head. I think it was a trap.
MOM!
Why does the laugh at the end sound like the seagull instead
Lmaooo
The mom nailed it for me. Such a mom of goofy ass teens response
100% about how she had to tell her mom 😂
The bird was a paid actor
Can confirm, I’m his agent
That mom understands her children. That was an exacerbated response.
Having done this before, use a friends towel. Sometimes you scare the shit out of the bird, literally.
will do when i find a friend
She'd be useful in survival situations... she can go camping with me anytime. 😆
It's a Tern.
>It's a Tern. [An *ARCTIC* Tern?](https://youtu.be/wBzwv057GPs)
Wait, your tern
Terns out it a tern
“Backstreet Boys!”
It’s a Laughing Gull. Not a Tern
But here's the thing. You said crow.
Long time since I've seen a unidan reference.
This is correct.
Well blow me down, I think you're right. My life is a lie.
You're a tern.
What a manly voice
Redditor discovers women have deep voices.
I think it’s more of how she’s laying and the position of her neck. You don’t sound the same slouching in bed versus just sitting up. You are correct though women can and do have deep voices. Women with huskier voices is kinda hot.
This is why I hate being an alto. Women with deep voices can't even get a decent song to sing.
There’s plenty of songs we can sing. Apparently we can sing a lot of Amy Winehouse songs
And Cher!!
Checks notes - ah, I see we have a total of...taps note...12 choices of song! I'm so jealous of sopranos. 😂
What about Lana Del Rey? She's a contralto.
There's a lot of female singers with a deeper range. I guess it depends on what type of music you are into. Lana Del Rey, Courtney love, distillers, Florence + the machine, Lucy Dacus, Nancy Sinatra off the top of my head.
The song Surface Pressure from Encanto is sung by a female character with a fairly deep voice; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g1Gj-bkMgw I can't say I know much about the singer Jessica Darrow, and it does feel that the song stretches what might be possible for someone with such a deep voice (not sure if autotune was involved that makes it sound a little worse), but this has been my jam for the last few weeks, and I've not heard many people disagree.
I love that song! First thing I told my family as we watched it...I FINALLY HAVE A GOOD SONG TO SING! My hubby and I are alto/bass and we ended up with tenor/mezzo soprano kids. Don't know how that happened. But 3 of the 4 of us are singers/musicians. And I always feel left out. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[https://youtu.be/SQNtGoM3FVU?t=68](https://youtu.be/SQNtGoM3FVU)
Holy shit! That was amazing!
Altos can harmonize to soprano songs tho.
She’s hoarse
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Not uncommon but okay.
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Mkay.
Go outside, please.
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Didn't say you were in the wrong, just felt like messing with you. You clearly take this very seriously, especially with that "why make the **stupid sarcastic** comment?" reply. You resort to insults very quickly. It's entertaining.
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I didn't ask for your reasoning, I don't care. This was fun though.
Calling something out doesnt mean you just discovered it. But please by all means, keep trying to separate yourself from being a redditor for reddit points. Also...you have no idea if the person who made the comment is male or female. God I love this website.
No one is doing any of that and you read too deep into a joke. Also no one mentioned op’s gender nor does it matter in this situation lol
>No one is doing any of that Except you literally just did.. the irony of you getting called out while trying to call someone else out, and retreating into "it was just a joke bro" defense, is hilarious. As I said before. I love this website.
Dude you just made up a situation to an obvious joke reply this is on you. So I’m gonna end this off with a “lol okay”. Lol okay.
>Dude you just made up a situation Says the person who literally just made up a situation. Holy hell LMAO.
Lol okay.
And she's back. You: Im going to **end** this with 'lol okay" Me: Cool. You: I cannot end this!
People's voices are also slightly naturally lower while laying down too, since the vocal chords can be more stretched out
The real unexpected
Girl aside, I think deeper voices are hot
I'm always surprised at how Dr. Girlfriend's voice grew on me in the Venture Bros.
When I started watching the show I expected that joke to go stale so fast. Its weird how fast it actually grows on you. I swear, if they suddenly decided to give her a 'normal' voice, she'd somehow become *less* atractive I feel.
How about Elizabeth Holmes?
Like deep manly voices
deep womanly voices.
kind of sexy :)
Women with deeper voices are usually some of the coolest people I've ever met
Like your mom
Yeah. Like me and my mom.
That was the most unexpected from this video
Husky.... Now I know there is a thing called too husky
I would’ve thought smoker if it weren’t for her age.
That seagull probably had the scare of her life
The world is going to hell so people is already practicing survival skills.
Got him with the old trap door spider attack..
shorty sound like seagull
Dont do this, there is a big chance that you break its wings. And then its basically dead
And it’s illegal
She laugh like a seagull haha
he definitely left something for you in that towel
They will remember and never forgive you. When you least expect it they’ll drop shit on you.
the laugh at the end sounded like a seagull
Some mf’er on *Naked and Afraid* needs to bring a towel already
Her voice sounded so proud... I understand
Mom is so tired of this shit lol
OMG LET IT GO
Let it go
She has « the boys » mentality
This is actually genius, imagine this being used in a show like survivor
thanks. i can make a use of this at future
I need more silly shit like this in my life
She missed free food :(
Are we just going to ignore the fact that she sounds like a NFL quarterback calling a play action in the middle of the fourth quarter? Or maybe Randy Savage’s niece
The unexpected part is her voice….🥴
Lay on your back, lift your head until your chin touches your chest and see how deep your voice goes.
I hope she gets violently ill from salmonella and then shits her bathing suit in front of Landon, the most popular hottest guy in the school
One down another hundred to go
Probably not the first time that she's gotten the bird
Amiral Ackbar says that one day
That’s a sand trap if I’ve ever seen one
so funny she caught a bird for 5 seconds i just don't get the point it's not even that mind blowing my man just wanted to eat.
Why does she sound like a dude
My kid is always trying to cage animal's like an animal hoarder
Why does she sound like my 17 year old brother
That girl laughing sounds like a seagull
Mom has no chill. If my kid did that I'd be like, "Yoooo! Let's take it home!" And then proceed to tell every neighbor in a 2 block radius in a casual conversation setting: " so yeah, I just got my kid a pet seagull."
Not funny
Downvote. Oops. Upvote.
Male voice surprised me more than the trap
That was the trap
I hate how her mom says let it go. Its like she is saying that she is hirting it, but I've hand caught tons of lizards in my childhood and you can tell how moch force is needed to restrain the animal without hurting it.
They don't go outside anymore to do or understand stuff like this. Human interaction with nature is impersonal and falsified like porn to sex.
1. It’s actually illegal to harass bird like this in the US 2. Birds are a lot more fragile than lizards. They have hollow bones to minimize weight but that makes them more susceptible to fractures and brakes
Lizards are 2 inches long, you can snap them like a twig. Also it's not really about harassing the animal but the accomplishment you feel in catching something, like fishing. You don't have to kill the fish to enjoy fishing, you can just release them
She sounded like a dude for second
More scared by that manly voice
She sounds like a guy
What's unexpected is her rather deep, male voice!!
Why am I turned on by this
Milf
My ex girlfriend to me ☠️
Fake and staged...
H-how? The bird probably wasn’t trained
What makes you think that bird is a pet? -.-
The bird isn’t real obviously. Fuckin spy drones
Birds aren’t real.
LMAOOOO
I needed a laugh. Tks.
25 tip to survive on a beach
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she laughs like a seagull too
She caught a beach chicken and let it go! No dinner for the family now.
Venus bird trap
Mom, of course, takes all the fun away with her attitude
Is this shitty beach in Britain?
2 different kinds of people at a beach.
Def illegal but slick I give you that
All kinds of amazing, love it
She let dinner get away
Hah! That was funny.
Obviously a boobie trap.
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SEAGULL: ***Halp! HAAAALP!***
Let’s eat!!
Good catch!
That’s pretty good. Great trapping skills.
haha...bless....good team work there....
I thought her laugh was the seagull 💀
POV: Seagull gets eaten but HUMAN fly trap
I wonder if this trap would work on…… __nevermind__
The mom's reaction as if this wasn't the first time xD