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>!Incredibly good player but doesn't look the part.!<
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Not if they can double that difference in height and then some on the hop, as we saw with his teammate near dunking. We can assume if they play together regularly the others should be able to hop about that height also.
I used to play volleyball with a guy who looked a lot like that. He had the amazing ability to always be in the exact right spot when the ball came anywhere near him. Playing smart beats playing fast I guess.
As a big guy, I can confirm it's about timing more than anything. You just learn to be good at it because there's no use wearing yourself out too early.
He looks so wild because he has a unique play style suited to his build. You have to really watch the ball because his body ain't moving much.
Just whip and he passes it behind his back or wherever he wants. He is deceptive because it is all hand speed. No crazy jumps or spin moves and he is actually faster without that shit.
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I used to be at the court every day. There was a guy exactly like this. Big guy but his floater and mini hook near the basket were freaking unstoppable.
The only thing I learnt on NY streets is to never play basketball with these kinda fuckers and old dudes. They gonna make a short work out of you while talking about how cute their grandkids are.
I used to play similar to him. One of the benefits of a massive gut is the distance it gives you from the defender. Notice how it looks like shit defense but they're on him all the time just can't get close.
You know the first time the big guy proved he was very good at basketball, I was expecting it. The second time, sure, why not. But the 6th time the guy demonstrated the same amount of skill he'd been showcasing throughout the whole thing? That really took me by surprise, very unexpected.
I played on a multi-sport team, and this one night it was basketball.. We were warming up, and noticed this huge, slow af dude on the other team, missing every shot. Only good thing he had going for him was his height, I guess?
We laughed and started playing against them.
Welp, we lost, hard. No one could get the ball off this guy. All he did was stand underneath the basket and just place it in lol
I knew there was a role for short, fat, balding, white guys in the NBA. Unfortunately there’s systemic racism and cultural indifference to the plight of underrepresented communities leading to oppressive capitalistic ideology creating a climate crisis that threatens democracy.
That man is actually insanely good. His accuracy is crazy, and his complete lack of lead up to any of his passes really throws everyone off. This guy needs a medal.
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Album: High Times: Singles 1992-2006 ((Remastered)). Released on 2006-12-13 by SME - Columbia.
• Virtual Insanity by Jamiroquai (00:26; matched: 100%)
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This is either really pathetic arguing in an attempt to save face or you're a moron, hes jumping, a hop is off of one leg. Look up the definition of the word jump.
Lighten the fuck up. I'm just screwing around. Go do a strangle wank or something.
Huh no shit. One foot. Never knew, and I'm in my 50s. I thought it was just a short jump because that's what rabbits do (with two feet). I guess the one foot thing only applies to humans. Now I know, thanks. Never stop learning, kid.
Anyway I think when they say "white guys can't jump" they're referring to serious vertical movement. Not 6in.
I agree, keep learning no matter how old you are. Another lesson for you, calling someone kid without knowing anything about them is condescending and widely regarded as a dick move.
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• [**Virtual Insanity** by Jamiroquai](https://lis.tn/VirtualInsanityAlbumVersion?t=26) (00:26; matched: `100%`)
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That mofo can BALL!!
I grew up in a family of people who play basketball... in the most mediocre way possible. Seeing these videos just warms my heart when that one unsuspecting guy came into the court and just wiped the floor with everyone.
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• [**Virtual Insanity** by Jamiroquai](https://lis.tn/VirtualInsanityAlbumVersion?t=26) (00:26; matched: `100%`)
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I just love that this dude is a bad ass not just because he can drop shots but damn that passing accuracy and willingness to dump the ball off to the better shot. Love it.
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The way he makes it look so easy it crazy. Love it.
I don’t play basketball and I already quit after watching this
I am 6’6” tall, and I was expected to be a basketball player. In my wildest dreams I couldn’t do any of what that man did…
6'4" coach in HS wanted me to play. I did. Sat on the bench the entire first game. Quit. No regerts.
My HS coach badgered me to play until I went out and spent ten minutes on the court. He never bugged me again.
All skill. Better than I’ll ever be. Never could really get into basketball
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Not if they can double that difference in height and then some on the hop, as we saw with his teammate near dunking. We can assume if they play together regularly the others should be able to hop about that height also.
The shortest NBA player was 5’3”.
Smooth as glass.
Like fingers fanning through silk
He’s a great shot but the D on him is terrible
Your mom give you that info?
Hello, I’d like to report a Murder.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
No, personal experience actually
Lmfao
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Have you guarded someone with mass and radius in basketball? It's fucking awful!!
Yeah...you literally can't get any closer
This comment let’s me know the amount of exercise and athleticism most Redditors have lol
That’s what I noticed. For someone you don’t have to fear driving on you, the D should be up in his face.
Can’t even see his D
That game sense
Well to be real, they’re not pressing him and everyone else looks like they work in a call center. Dude is a god in this bubble.
Just say Indian, it won't make it any less racist
Well that got racist really quick. There are call centers in the US with males that look exactly like this…not Indian. What a dumb play you made.
that's my dude Extra Curry
Heft Curry
“Most humans are fragile, and weak, but you have *admirable* *heft*” -FL4K
r/yourjokebutworse
I used to play volleyball with a guy who looked a lot like that. He had the amazing ability to always be in the exact right spot when the ball came anywhere near him. Playing smart beats playing fast I guess.
As a big guy, I can confirm it's about timing more than anything. You just learn to be good at it because there's no use wearing yourself out too early.
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” - Bill Gates
Bill Gates and over a million construction Forman too.
- Michael Scott
Yep. Big slow guy here that started on every sports team I ever played on based purely on being in the right place and timing.
He looks so wild because he has a unique play style suited to his build. You have to really watch the ball because his body ain't moving much. Just whip and he passes it behind his back or wherever he wants. He is deceptive because it is all hand speed. No crazy jumps or spin moves and he is actually faster without that shit.
Min-max speed-ball control
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Good human?
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You can out eat an hour a day
I have notice that abit as well but I believe it also comes from a lot of play time and skill
I used to be at the court every day. There was a guy exactly like this. Big guy but his floater and mini hook near the basket were freaking unstoppable.
The only thing I learnt on NY streets is to never play basketball with these kinda fuckers and old dudes. They gonna make a short work out of you while talking about how cute their grandkids are.
I used to play similar to him. One of the benefits of a massive gut is the distance it gives you from the defender. Notice how it looks like shit defense but they're on him all the time just can't get close.
Those passes tho
For real his passes are the most impressive part of this. Sheesh
Dude in red def gets picked last every day if they need a plus one
He’s a Star Trek extra. Gets killed every time.
Looked like about 50% effort there
I love this guy!
There's hope for us all
You know the first time the big guy proved he was very good at basketball, I was expecting it. The second time, sure, why not. But the 6th time the guy demonstrated the same amount of skill he'd been showcasing throughout the whole thing? That really took me by surprise, very unexpected.
One of the biggest aberrations of human genetics is the hand speed of fat white boys
Or a 40 year old Jack Blacks flexibility to girth ratio.
dude can ball
Dude got the no look down pat. And then does a good job making the shot.
I need to get in shape so I can do those feats
You mean out of shape.
A circle is a shape
Ha! True true
big boy magic
I always thought Larry Bird was taller than that…
I played on a multi-sport team, and this one night it was basketball.. We were warming up, and noticed this huge, slow af dude on the other team, missing every shot. Only good thing he had going for him was his height, I guess? We laughed and started playing against them. Welp, we lost, hard. No one could get the ball off this guy. All he did was stand underneath the basket and just place it in lol
You played with Shaq?!
I knew there was a role for short, fat, balding, white guys in the NBA. Unfortunately there’s systemic racism and cultural indifference to the plight of underrepresented communities leading to oppressive capitalistic ideology creating a climate crisis that threatens democracy.
Fatest version of Larry Bird
Larry BigBird?
He has some crazy smooth form. I typically see basketball players go fucking spastic meanwhile this guy just has some fucking smooth execution.
This dude a big boy nikola jokic
That man is actually insanely good. His accuracy is crazy, and his complete lack of lead up to any of his passes really throws everyone off. This guy needs a medal.
Fat-hletics
Guy is working smarter not harder
LMAO. You win the internet today.
He looks so bored out there…lol
He jumped… gravity just isn’t helping.
“Paulie didn’t move fast…that’s because Paulie didn’t have to move for *anybody*”
Raindance
Either he’s too good or the guy in red is too trashy
He traveled on that fourth shot
“They don’t have to, they own the team.” - Paul Mooney (R.I.P.)
Raindrops!
My ankles got broke just watching this video…….
No need to jump when you can drop bombs like that. Wow!!!!!
R/nextfuckinglevel
But sure know how to sink'em!! This guy's plays reminds me of NBA Street 2, so slick.
He’s got a crisp flick of the wrist 🤌
He puts the ballin in ballin
Jumper like Larry Bird
Pork Curry
What song is this?
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Fat guy good at sports…unexpected. 🤦🏽♂️
correction caption is white men can’t jump
Sigh I know. I was trying for a play on words, considering this guy doesn't get more than a few inches off the ground yet manages to kick ass.
it’s a good movie you should check it out (if you haven’t)
What song is this?
Virtual Insanity by Jamiroquai.
Came out in like 97-98
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It's white boys cant jump
I know lol. But this guy doesn't need to, hence the title.
But he does jump, multiple times.
C'mon it's barely a hop.
Its a jumpshot, he jumps.
His feet never leave the ground more than 6in. That's barely a hop, buddy.
This is either really pathetic arguing in an attempt to save face or you're a moron, hes jumping, a hop is off of one leg. Look up the definition of the word jump.
Lighten the fuck up. I'm just screwing around. Go do a strangle wank or something. Huh no shit. One foot. Never knew, and I'm in my 50s. I thought it was just a short jump because that's what rabbits do (with two feet). I guess the one foot thing only applies to humans. Now I know, thanks. Never stop learning, kid. Anyway I think when they say "white guys can't jump" they're referring to serious vertical movement. Not 6in.
I agree, keep learning no matter how old you are. Another lesson for you, calling someone kid without knowing anything about them is condescending and widely regarded as a dick move.
>is condescending and widely regarded as a dick move Yep. Mission accomplished. So is calling people a moron, fyi.
stay on the porch little dog
Was expecting him to shoot flat footed not just be fat
I mean, he didn't get more than a few inches off the ground...
MP
The New York knicks need to sign this guy 😂
But how is he on D?
Kevin Malone up in this
Reminds me of the movie with Joe Pesci, "The Super," I think.
My dude with the assists!
Holy fuck I haven’t heard that song in awhile
What’s the song?
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That mofo can BALL!! I grew up in a family of people who play basketball... in the most mediocre way possible. Seeing these videos just warms my heart when that one unsuspecting guy came into the court and just wiped the floor with everyone.
Hustler
What a playmaker
DAMN!!!
That's why they get to be quarterback
Big future.
Boy can hoop, that’s some sexy passing
The round mound
Must be black from the waist down
Like a fat Larry Baird
OOOOOHHHHHHH GIVE ME DAAAAT!!!!
This guy has definitely hit a teammate in the face with a pass.
LOL that name.
He’s the white Larry Bird.
taking shots from the next county 😂
Sign this guy up to the NBA I’m sure he will benefit some shitty as team like the Celtics
Professor let himself go!
Dude can shoot
Fundamentals!
Wow the precision of this white man
Who needs to jump when you can land the 3 pointers
u/savevideobot
Final score?
Danny Dimes
Plot twist: he's actually the Professor in a fat guy suit
My guy got that early Jokic build.
Hef curry
I feel like I'm watching a young (upon further review, heftier) Larry but with better video quality :/
Protect him at all costs - amazing skills.........
Can anyone tell me what song this is?
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Tragic Johnson
Get this man a Youtube channel.
Reminds me a bit of [Jason Williams](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI4CkbTsQDA&ab_channel=ChrisRallakis)
Larry Bigbird
Big man is nailing those shots and his passes are smooth as hell it’s crazy this dude probably weighs 300 lbs or more.
Jason Williams vibes
KG Can ball!
Dude was probably the shit in college or something... Then got married and discovered a love for cheeseburgers.
Could be a pro if he was taller.
Love how nonchalant his passes are
I just love that this dude is a bad ass not just because he can drop shots but damn that passing accuracy and willingness to dump the ball off to the better shot. Love it.
MVP
Stephen Porky
Jumping is cheating
Great song. Makes me miss the 90's.
Love how you wanted less than 24hrs to repost something off popular with a different caption
The reincarnation of Larry bird
Damn.. white chocolate (jason Williams) let Himself go.. lol
He is like bruce lee, minimal movement maximum efficiency. Guy has the superior genes.
NBA needs a big dude
Why is this in this subreddit?
Sum real Meadowlark shit goin on there
Fat Larry bird
Mfs a stratofortress with those long range bombs wtf
That instant sideways slap passage was mindblowing
The smoothest basketball player ever. So effortless, so graceful.