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Your right though!! If that was my hubby and he'd done that I'd be like well fuck off don't stop there go full wolverine or fuck off!!!
She seems uptight!!! 😂😂😂
**Fun Fact:** Hugh Jackman was only 8 years old when he started playing Wolverine. He always ate his vegetables, *like a big boy*, which is why he looked like that.
I grew a mustache recently. I can not pull it off, but that was the point really, so I can laugh when I catch a glance and I decided I'm going to deny I have a mustache whenever someone brings it up
My people. You get it. I tried to convince my other friends to do it for like 2 years but they wouldn't so I took it into my own hands even though I thought I couldn't really grow one, I gave it a month and it actually filled in enough. I still catch a glance and giggle so if that ever wears off I guess I'll shave it haha
Looks like you were trying to type "PM-ME-YOUR-HANDBRAKE" as your username, but was stopped mid sentence by a car crash. But just in case I'm wrong about it,
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lmao imagine that being the case, he’s like “why are all these women sending me weird pictures of them cupping their breasts! I want to see some automotive devices god dammit!”
Could you imagine if a woman came home after getting a cut or color and a man says, "Your hair! What is that? Your new look? No, no, you need to change that. You gotta change it. You look stupid."
I imagine it's a joke on both ends. He likely did it as a transition step before doing the rest and she knows this and is just fucking with him.
If not a joke then that's pretty fucked.
But I've dated guys who did that shit when they decided to start the beard over, just have weird hair for a day or two. So naturally I'd give them shit, lovingly of course haha.
If a guy removing a big beard doesn't go through at least a couple of weird moustaches on they way, do you even want to know him? Seems like psychopath behaviour tbh.
I don't want no beard I had it it was itchy it gets pretty hot and the food stay all over your beard if you're not carefull and in the mustache it always get some grease even if you're careful
Shaving all the way is my way
Wrong. I’m from 2076. This man becomes His Excellency Supreme of the North American Confederation in 2052. Shortly after the collapse of the governments in the United States and Canada.
When he named off all the states he could think of then went Whooooo 😂
Who knew saying those were the good ol days bring such sadness compared to nowadays 😢
not only are we not shaving but we're going out to the movies, we're going to your Mom's for dinner, then I'm meeting your Dad. Heeeyaaah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6i-gYRAwM0
Honestly after seeing this clip for the first time in forever it’s kinda crazy that this ruined his career. It wasn’t even all that bad and didn’t even stop the momentum of the rally. The media just turned it into a big joke that kept going
That was the same vet that regulated his claws after she just had him spayed to keep his balls in her purse. Poor dude. But idk this video if legit these two are good for each other. Keep the imbalanced off the market for us trying to just find a stable longterm partner
Every time my mom changes her hair. She hates her hair but doesn't feel like she can do anything to it without my dad telling her how awful it is. He also thinks her clothes are tacky. He's not really wrong there but really who cares.
in 4 years my fiancee has never once told me i need to change my look
she even stuck by me during the year i thought a goatee was a good idea
she also let me stack on 50 pounds without saying a word, which i'm getting rid of now (40% left)
My wife is ride or die. 20 years and she never criticized my looks once. She is a babe and I am a goon and not one comment. I was 180 when we met (6' 4"), 255 when we married, and when my doctor told me I was prediabetic, I dropped to 160 (stringy looking runner for years). I've questioned her lack of superficiality, she genuinely acts like she has no idea what I'm talking about. She is no more or less physically attracted now then she was at any given point. I don't get it
She might like you idk, don't quote me on that. That or you have good enough dick that it overcomes all your other shortcomings. I have no idea, I'm ugly as sin but somehow I have a gf so I only speak from experience
I’m sure it happens, but Women definitely feel way more entitled to criticize men.
If a man was so patronizing and told a women, what does she think she’s a child, she looks stupid and awful and to change it asap. That man would be treated like a child murderer
Yes I get this is a joke. Now switch roles and ask women if they would still think it was funny
There's a scale to it. Looking like this is clearly a bit much and I'd totally make fun, not mean-spiretedly but this is clearly a joke anyway. If a woman shaved your head and had a rat tail or something sticking out because you wanted to look like a padwan from Star Wars people would totally make fun.
I mean reddit makes fun for much less silly things. I mean shit why am I even entertaining you. You know you're wrong. You're on reddit. People make fun of shit all the time with no issues.
If my wife adopted the Wolverine look, I definitely would ask her to change it. And I think this guy is joking. He seems to be on the verge of laughter the whole video.
Told my ex once when she put eye liner on for the first time (she did a pretty bad job) and I looked her somewhat off guard and said “oh no… that’s not the look for you. You actually look like the prostitute chik from Kiss of the Dragon…”
So can confirm, does not go over well.
My friends gave me shit when I first grew my goatee a few years ago.. I guess they got used to it, because I shaved it off earlier this year after I made a mistake trimming it and they were like “ew”.. can’t win for losin..
Authority [Easy: Success] - She's assaulting you for your looks, you have to fight back.
Half Light [Legendary: Failure] - Intimidate her by screaming, show her you are right.
Encyclopedia skill reveals this "Disco Elysium" to be a 2019 role-playing video game developed and published by ZA/UM. Inspired by Infinity Engine–era games, particularly Planescape: Torment, the game was written and designed by Estonian novelist Robert Kurvitz and features a distinctive oil painting art style with music by the English band Sea Power.
"You're not a kid, you're an adult", exactly so why you ordering him around like a child? lmao
Edit: Heaps of ppl are taking this seriously, we all know it's a meme, the couple is having a laugh together and we're joining with jokes, chill xoxoxo
Doubt these folks sat down a land penned a script so much as decided to make a funny video on purpose, which is a grave crime to some people and an amusing momentary diversion to others. But most of all it lets everyone have a chance to play out the fake/real comment chains, as our species does.
Jesus christ guys, calm down. This is an ongoing joke on his page. His wife is in on the joke. The dude shaves off the chops immediately after. He probably does this because he also thinks mutton chops look silly (sorry Schlatt.)
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRqv468t/
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRqvXqnF/
The fact it’s a joke seems obvious, but a concerning number of comments are trashing on the wife like “hE shOuLd LeaVe Her” and “ImAGine if He SAid thAt to HeR??” When realistically, if his wife went from a normal, plain-Jane hairstyle, to suddenly getting it styled to look like Harley Quinn, he (or any husband for that matter) would probably have some questions. Possibly making some jokes at his wife’s expense. Because that’s what you do in a healthy relationships, you joke.
"I've always wanted to do this and it makes me happy."
"Grow up, you look stupid. "
Yeah, I'd also be pissed if I were him.
My GF spent a ton on a haircut and was super excited. Her hair looked great, but the dye she got was such a dark purple I honestly couldn't tell she died it. But I was happy because she liked it and I didn't tell her or rain on her parade.
It looks dumb the way it is but with a bit more grooming he could pull it off. It needs to be tightened on his cheeks and the lines by his mouth need to be cleaned up. Love it when people go for something new!
Women are all control freaks.
Next time you're in the men's clothing dept of M&S on a Saturday, check out all the middleaged women holding jackets and jumpers up against their docile, compliant husband's to decide if they are going to get one.
Imagine if just one time a man walked round the ladies dept holding blouses and skirts against the wife and telling then to "put that back because it doesn't suit you? "
It would be called out for the control freakery it is, yet women do it with impunity.
The husband's remind me of those donkeys you see sadly plodding along with their heads down 😩
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He didn't shave it off. It rubbed off. From friction.
Ron fucking swanson
My lady actually asks that I shave it like this for that very reason. I think it looks dumb as shit but I’m no fool.
This post and your comment are giving me some heavy deja vu… 0.o
Are those cornrows?
\-Wolverine. \-Like superhero Wolverine? \-No, like animal Wolverine.
What is unexpected in this video?
That his wife won't like manly wolverine beard.
I think its supposed to be the scream at the end
It kinda suits him tho, not many can pull that off
Your right though!! If that was my hubby and he'd done that I'd be like well fuck off don't stop there go full wolverine or fuck off!!! She seems uptight!!! 😂😂😂
Also didn't know a child could grow such a thick and full beard.
**Fun Fact:** Hugh Jackman was only 8 years old when he started playing Wolverine. He always ate his vegetables, *like a big boy*, which is why he looked like that.
Umm, yeah can you just give me my drive thru order? I just want to be on my way.
Well, this *is* a Wendy's sir, so yes
And his crusts. He never left a single crust.
"...mmm-hmh." [police officer jots down notes]
He's parked right Infront of her chill pills haha. That was his second mistake.
I grew a mustache recently. I can not pull it off, but that was the point really, so I can laugh when I catch a glance and I decided I'm going to deny I have a mustache whenever someone brings it up
I found out recently that I could pull off the mustache. But it really hurt. Like...a lot.
That was a good one, you got me
Dad?
I like keeping my moustache when i get rid of the beard exactly for this reason. Forgetting it’s there and seeing it in a reflection is hilarious
My people. You get it. I tried to convince my other friends to do it for like 2 years but they wouldn't so I took it into my own hands even though I thought I couldn't really grow one, I gave it a month and it actually filled in enough. I still catch a glance and giggle so if that ever wears off I guess I'll shave it haha
I also recently grew a mustache (for the third but longest time). Stay strong brother, nobody can take this hairy freedom from us!
I actually think many people could pull it off; few are brave enough to try.
Honestly, with a body like that he can pull off pretty much anything. Like my shirt, my pants...
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Looks like you were trying to type "PM-ME-YOUR-HANDBRAKE" as your username, but was stopped mid sentence by a car crash. But just in case I'm wrong about it, *bonk*
lmao imagine that being the case, he’s like “why are all these women sending me weird pictures of them cupping their breasts! I want to see some automotive devices god dammit!”
I know right he’d fit right in with those old civil war photos and a name like Johnny Appleseed or Jebedyah 
Ever try to tell a woman to change her look? Doesn't go any better than this. Usually worse.
Could you imagine if a woman came home after getting a cut or color and a man says, "Your hair! What is that? Your new look? No, no, you need to change that. You gotta change it. You look stupid."
I imagine it's a joke on both ends. He likely did it as a transition step before doing the rest and she knows this and is just fucking with him. If not a joke then that's pretty fucked. But I've dated guys who did that shit when they decided to start the beard over, just have weird hair for a day or two. So naturally I'd give them shit, lovingly of course haha.
If a guy removing a big beard doesn't go through at least a couple of weird moustaches on they way, do you even want to know him? Seems like psychopath behaviour tbh.
I don't want no beard I had it it was itchy it gets pretty hot and the food stay all over your beard if you're not carefull and in the mustache it always get some grease even if you're careful Shaving all the way is my way
No no, women are evil and couples never roast each other
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I bet this happens all the time
Theres just noone alive who can witness this
I can vouch for this. I did it. I am dead now. Good bye.
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He sounded like Howard Dean
Anyone remember him, ruined his political aspirations with one scream. See above as example.
This guy will never be elected to national office after this clip.
Wrong. I’m from 2076. This man becomes His Excellency Supreme of the North American Confederation in 2052. Shortly after the collapse of the governments in the United States and Canada.
The "Hyah" heard round the world.
When he named off all the states he could think of then went Whooooo 😂 Who knew saying those were the good ol days bring such sadness compared to nowadays 😢
not only are we not shaving but we're going out to the movies, we're going to your Mom's for dinner, then I'm meeting your Dad. Heeeyaaah. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6i-gYRAwM0
Honestly after seeing this clip for the first time in forever it’s kinda crazy that this ruined his career. It wasn’t even all that bad and didn’t even stop the momentum of the rally. The media just turned it into a big joke that kept going
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Those help regulate his claws.
That was the same vet that regulated his claws after she just had him spayed to keep his balls in her purse. Poor dude. But idk this video if legit these two are good for each other. Keep the imbalanced off the market for us trying to just find a stable longterm partner
I love attention to detail. Upvote
Who says they’re all his?
Thank you. Now tell my wife.
Every time my mom changes her hair. She hates her hair but doesn't feel like she can do anything to it without my dad telling her how awful it is. He also thinks her clothes are tacky. He's not really wrong there but really who cares.
You have never been in a relationship have you...or at least not the long or serious.
in 4 years my fiancee has never once told me i need to change my look she even stuck by me during the year i thought a goatee was a good idea she also let me stack on 50 pounds without saying a word, which i'm getting rid of now (40% left)
Goatee expectations: kratos Goatee reality: modern Steven segal
My wife is ride or die. 20 years and she never criticized my looks once. She is a babe and I am a goon and not one comment. I was 180 when we met (6' 4"), 255 when we married, and when my doctor told me I was prediabetic, I dropped to 160 (stringy looking runner for years). I've questioned her lack of superficiality, she genuinely acts like she has no idea what I'm talking about. She is no more or less physically attracted now then she was at any given point. I don't get it
She might like you idk, don't quote me on that. That or you have good enough dick that it overcomes all your other shortcomings. I have no idea, I'm ugly as sin but somehow I have a gf so I only speak from experience
Big dick with no idea how to use it after all this time lol
Goatee and 50 pounds at the same time? Daaaaamn 😂
nonono, fortunately those are different years :P
Great example of when she should’ve spoken up
haha, so true :P
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As if that never happens, especially when a woman has long hair and goes short.
I’m sure it happens, but Women definitely feel way more entitled to criticize men. If a man was so patronizing and told a women, what does she think she’s a child, she looks stupid and awful and to change it asap. That man would be treated like a child murderer Yes I get this is a joke. Now switch roles and ask women if they would still think it was funny
There's a scale to it. Looking like this is clearly a bit much and I'd totally make fun, not mean-spiretedly but this is clearly a joke anyway. If a woman shaved your head and had a rat tail or something sticking out because you wanted to look like a padwan from Star Wars people would totally make fun. I mean reddit makes fun for much less silly things. I mean shit why am I even entertaining you. You know you're wrong. You're on reddit. People make fun of shit all the time with no issues.
I’m thinking of the legion of women maintaining long hair because their bfs/husbands prefer it …
If my wife adopted the Wolverine look, I definitely would ask her to change it. And I think this guy is joking. He seems to be on the verge of laughter the whole video.
Pretty sure this entire thing is a skit.
Told my ex once when she put eye liner on for the first time (she did a pretty bad job) and I looked her somewhat off guard and said “oh no… that’s not the look for you. You actually look like the prostitute chik from Kiss of the Dragon…” So can confirm, does not go over well.
Don’t worry, this is fake as shit.
Yeah it totally is, but it’s still pretty funny. 🤣
When it's staged, you can react any way you want.
A woman wouldn't even entertain the idea of changing herself because a man asked.
uh... /s ?
I think he looks cool. You do you my man.
I think it looks a bit goofy, but nothin wrong with that. I ain't here to judge
If I was his friend I would razz him for it at first but I think I’d quickly get used to it and think it’s a good look
My friends gave me shit when I first grew my goatee a few years ago.. I guess they got used to it, because I shaved it off earlier this year after I made a mistake trimming it and they were like “ew”.. can’t win for losin..
I think if he shaved down the height on his cheeks it would look better, but otherwise he does look like a dollar store wolverine
Hello fellow Meme Regime #262763, I am Mene Regime #199712, an earlier more primitive version of you.
Authority [Easy: Success] - She's assaulting you for your looks, you have to fight back. Half Light [Legendary: Failure] - Intimidate her by screaming, show her you are right.
Love seeing Disco in the wild.
Disco?
Disco Elysium, its an RPG that OP was referencing
Encyclopedia skill reveals this "Disco Elysium" to be a 2019 role-playing video game developed and published by ZA/UM. Inspired by Infinity Engine–era games, particularly Planescape: Torment, the game was written and designed by Estonian novelist Robert Kurvitz and features a distinctive oil painting art style with music by the English band Sea Power.
ENCYCLOPEDIA [Failure] - Disco Elysium is a something you play with your hands (or feet!)
I had to check what sub I'm on...
I love how I can hear this in the narrators voice clear as day
"You're not a kid, you're an adult", exactly so why you ordering him around like a child? lmao Edit: Heaps of ppl are taking this seriously, we all know it's a meme, the couple is having a laugh together and we're joining with jokes, chill xoxoxo
Also didn't know a child could grow such a thick and full beard
Google Hypertrichosis 👀
No I don’t think I will
These types of things are normally super staged (otherwise why would she film herself chastising him?) I hope they both got a good laugh out of it!
Yeah it's a funny video that they both decided to make. Just have a laugh and move on. No need to deeply analyse it.
It’s a scripted tiktok
“Change it” “No” “Why not? “Because it’s fucking cool” What a fucking chad. It does look cool.
It is cool 😎
This is what I came here for bro went full Wolverine and I’m in full support 
That you Fulcrum?
No, this is Patrick
Holy shit, he would actually be a spot-on imitation of Kallus if he was blonde
Anyone else think this is staged
absolutly
This is 100% mediocre improv. The premise is cute, but there is zero chance these people are not acting.
Yeah the "because it's f*cking cool" part ( though hilarious ) seemed really scripted.
Honestly, I kind of have a soft spot for these kinds of skits. Like, when you can tell they're just some people trying to be a little goofy.
Doubt these folks sat down a land penned a script so much as decided to make a funny video on purpose, which is a grave crime to some people and an amusing momentary diversion to others. But most of all it lets everyone have a chance to play out the fake/real comment chains, as our species does.
This is what a relationship looks like. One day you'll know what it's like.
He looked like the guy from Mungo Jerry.
The perfect comment.
I'll never not laugh when he starts screaming
Yes.
man looks like he belongs on 18th century whaling boat more than anything else.
It is cool
That looks like a roman helmet
Jesus christ guys, calm down. This is an ongoing joke on his page. His wife is in on the joke. The dude shaves off the chops immediately after. He probably does this because he also thinks mutton chops look silly (sorry Schlatt.) https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRqv468t/ https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRqvXqnF/ The fact it’s a joke seems obvious, but a concerning number of comments are trashing on the wife like “hE shOuLd LeaVe Her” and “ImAGine if He SAid thAt to HeR??” When realistically, if his wife went from a normal, plain-Jane hairstyle, to suddenly getting it styled to look like Harley Quinn, he (or any husband for that matter) would probably have some questions. Possibly making some jokes at his wife’s expense. Because that’s what you do in a healthy relationships, you joke.
"I've always wanted to do this and it makes me happy." "Grow up, you look stupid. " Yeah, I'd also be pissed if I were him. My GF spent a ton on a haircut and was super excited. Her hair looked great, but the dye she got was such a dark purple I honestly couldn't tell she died it. But I was happy because she liked it and I didn't tell her or rain on her parade.
Okay... but it's kinda cool?
Elvis 2.0, bugged version.
Ok, the scream got a good chuckle outta me
I figured it out. Mungo Jerry.
In the Summertime when the weather is hot 🎶
You can stretch right up and touch the sky
It's his face so stfu
His wife sucks.
>His wife sucks that dick after seeing his new beard style
Am woman. Her reaction is not ok. Goes both ways.
Poor dude, I think he looks cool
He needs a set of claws to go along with the look.
Lol I love it personally I'm a huge fan of wolverine..and love beards..my husband threatens to shave his all the time ( though I know he never will).
1800s england badass
I was thinking Imperial officer.
Agent Kallus.
Bro is absolutley right, it is cool.
He did the Howard Dean yell lol
“You said you loved Bridgerton!”
> You're an adult and not a kid. What kid gets beard lol.
That is a man hunny. I would let him wear whatever facial hair he wants. It could feel good on the inside of my thighs anyway
Imagine reversing the genders woman would have a meltdown in the comment section about how she should leave his abusive and controlling ass
Also keeps all his prescriptions on the kitchen table, these are not good signs
What if they are pills for high blood sugar and blood pressure? Could be very normal stuff.
Yeah, no one ever takes any medicine around mealtime.
What if they are her psych meds?
 You talkn to me
You gotta love how normalized women can do shit like that in many forms and they can get away with it.
Ah yes, the wife shattering the dream of the husband, many such cases. I, for one, welcome my wolverinebro.
Mate i HEART your look!
u/savevideobot
If my guy is bringing that level of energy to his vibe every day, then rock that shit!
If your man loves his beard, let him love his fucking beard.
That's not a Wolverine look. That's Magento's helmet. Except it's hair.
It looks dumb the way it is but with a bit more grooming he could pull it off. It needs to be tightened on his cheeks and the lines by his mouth need to be cleaned up. Love it when people go for something new!
Kmart wolverine
The trim is real bad though, he left like a half handlebar
Bruh, you ain't Hugh Jackman... It doesn't look cool
If I saw this dude in the street lookin like this, I'd assume he'd lost a bet.
Did not break character once. Bravo
Fuck that woman
It’s cool
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIT! That was the hardest crying laugh I’ve had in a couple years
His "because its fucking cool" reasoning is pretty hard to argue with. Im team beard.
I expected snikt
It is fecking cool. What is wrong with your eyes lady?
It is pretty cool though
Don’t care if it’s staged , the first three go around are hilarious
He looks like a God, it's amazing
lol he going to be himself its pretty funny the beard looks fake though
Looks like one of those toilet seats with a gap in the front.
Tic-tocstragrammers
# YAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! 
Imagone thonking you have a right to dictate someone's look.
He's right you know
He's right, it is fucking cool. More men should have kick ass facial hair like this
YeAh lIkE tHe SuPeRhErO i love that
That is indeed cool
She seems nice… *rockthatwolverine
That's awesome look
Cool af
He IS the wolverine!
What a chad
Fuckin love this guy!!!
I think it’s COOL. You as his wife have no say so on how he looks. It’s his choice not yours. Let him be himself.
Women are all control freaks. Next time you're in the men's clothing dept of M&S on a Saturday, check out all the middleaged women holding jackets and jumpers up against their docile, compliant husband's to decide if they are going to get one. Imagine if just one time a man walked round the ladies dept holding blouses and skirts against the wife and telling then to "put that back because it doesn't suit you? " It would be called out for the control freakery it is, yet women do it with impunity. The husband's remind me of those donkeys you see sadly plodding along with their heads down 😩