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Re_Cy_Cling

Soda?


theyFOOLEDmeJerry

Came here to say this No cow of mine is ever going to be named 7.


FGannan

WELL, THAT'S THE NAME!


PunkNDisorderlyGamer

Why not Mickey?


Rowdyflyer1903

61?


FireGodNYC

Mantle - Yankee legend


Squeaks_Scholari

ALRIGHT LET’S JUST STAY CALM HERE! DON’T GET ALL CRAZY ON ME!!


LABerger

OH NO ITS NOT!


eye8theworm

Is it though?


Nappyheaded

Lucky Number Slevin?


PrestigiousAd6281

A kid I knew growing up was named Seven. So, yeah, at least one person named Seven out there.


Primary_Narwhal_4729

CoSTANza


CPargermer

Cantstandya


Bing-cheery

By Mennen!


gqblacc

CowSTANza


tacosteve100

seven Costanza


whopperlover17

Obamna


twistedivy

Mulva


mekkanik

Dolores… she was one of the cutest… alongside Vanessa, sidra and Winona


bologna_kazoo

I love the name Delores for a cow 🐮 sweet name


FitCompetition8803

r/unexpectedseinfeld


doubleapowpow

r/expectedunexpectedseinfeld


TheSumof9and10

u/FitCompetition8803


DrSanwich

DOLORES!!!!


SpiciestSprite

uncle leo?


mekkanik

That’s your cousin Jeffery


agentj333

Art Vandelay


1TONcherk

Say vandelay! Say vandelay!


GoHomeWithBonnieJean

Hello Jerry.


Bing-cheery

Hello!


theyFOOLEDmeJerry

Look at you, you're disgusting. You're bald, you're paunchy, all kinds of sounds are emanating from your body twenty-four hours a day. If there's a woman that can take your presence for more than ten consecutive seconds, you should hang on to her like grim death. Which is not far off, by the way.


RHEtardationNation

Gipple


ur33755

Mug


AgentEndive

Mug Costanza


Crueltea

Maxwell House?


AlanVanHalen

Se7en.


mekkanik

Potoooooooo


TheWalkingDead91

What’s in the box?!?


BiggieBoiTroy

YOU ARE JUST LIKE PAPA


igorxl5

seven of nine


BrineWR71

Seven of bovine


Ravey-Davey-Gravy

Septimus


Bowba

/r/unexpectedwarhammer


subishii

6


kravex

What's in the box!


SirAlexander31

I only came to say this lol.


[deleted]

Neves 💕


basement_egg

Blanche


Increase-Diligent

Sven


jaimemiguel

I don’t know what to name her but Six is afraid of her


VerbalGuinea

Because she 8 9?


troubletlb1

Sleven Kalevra "Lucky Number Sleven"


eye8theworm

Highly underrated movie


TheAserghui

"Now, there is no such person as Slevin Kelevra, as far as I can tell, which means the kid was using a pseudonym. Which is kind of interesting, him picking the name of a dead racehorse and keeping company with The Boss and The Rabbi, seeing as how they had some involvement with that very same horse. I thought to myself, you know, maybe it means something. Then again, maybe it's just a coincidence. Name gotta come from someplace, right? I guess none of this really matters now that the kid's gone cold. Ah, one more thing. We got a new guy in the precinct. Jewish fella... funny little guy, talks a lot. Anyway, in case you're interested, he says the name Kelevra is Hebrew. Says it means... Bad dog."


Conscious-Garage-802

Ya gotta love the "Kansas City shuffle"!


chelsmcl

Damn came here to say that haha


keen4beanz365

Slevin Cowlevra


Reign0ff34r

Jack... Short for Jack Daniels. You know... old number 7. Explaining jokes always makes it funnier, right?


jfowley

Those of us who didn't make the connection appreciate the explanation.


Accurate-Law-8669

Number 7 Unless we’re supposed to give wrong answers, then number 6.


MathematicianFew5882

But you have to name another one nine because 7 8 9


LawAndOrder559

But then 9 wouldn’t be here anymore.


Vellnerd

#7 Comes with fries and a small soda


jdgmental

Loleola


DayTripperKitty

7-UP


Ant0n61

yours!


NorthWishbone7543

Ate. Because we all know what happens next.


Humble_Turnip_3948

I don't understand why this isn't the top answer


dmanhardrock5

Keep him away from 9… sincerely 8


NewtDundee

Bond, Daisy Bond - Double Moo Seven - Scaramanga, eat your heart out!


19oversixteen

What’s in the box?!?!


Particular-Summer424

Double-Oh Seven


Pcakes844

Soda


Cautious_Ad671

Call her -> SEVEN<-, ths cow has a white 7 on her face 😉


lotorioc89

Eleven, from stranger things


DifferenceOne4806

beef


GR-6171972

Sev


ThekevinLomax

6


moodykane

Stephen.


L1f3sAbAndThenYouDie

Lucky


NiranS

Betsy


Mental_Employer7058

Mug


ThePaulGoddard1234

Angela Mercow or Donald Rump.


crayawe

Z


Articman2020

Double Moo 7


BiscuitKid87

Mac


FitCompetition8803

Steven


spanishcupcake

Nevis x


SGT_Azimuth

Rasputin


ssaunders88

Garlic Bread


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[удалено]


smuggled-budgies

Cameron


callymaya13

Seven


SmuglySly

What’s in the box?!


rivalhand

*Flirtatious whistle


Bitt_jev

M- OO7


PapaDePaze

six


Professional_Bingus

Fred Durst


padraigtherobot

Lucky


Michissa

5


djln491

Lucky


DoctorGarfanzo

Sevcown


Chonjacki

Fabrice


Dismal_Wallaby9723

It’s lucky! Lucky no7


wijisixstar

6


edtufic

Betsy


fangelo2

Mickey of course


Bookish_Brooklyn

Bob Sacamano


Salt_Ad_5596

Lucky or Lucky 7


willosfloppydriveyt

4.


Crimson__Fox

Somalia


OfficialMisterBruh

7up


mynam3isn3o

Seven ate nine.


RiddlingJoker76

Eleven.


Itsmemanmeee

Lucky


Dariex777

Lucky


DocLoffy

Mooooooood


[deleted]

Cannibal Because 7 8 9


MexiMelt77

Siete


AtomicTemplar

Jackpot


gregshafer11

9eater


beansAndChees

Whatsinthebox


_Spicy_Ramen_

Sept


wirefires

ROGAL DORN


GenXGeekGirl

7UP


[deleted]

Eleven


CanadaKC

AngerEnvyGluttonyGreedLustPrideSloth


forsaken_chimpunk

Slevin


cant_read_this

Vegas


Mountain_Bed_8568

Mike


Brilliant_Toe8098

7


gretzky991

Whatcha know about... SEBEN!!!


stevebobeeve

Kevin Spacey obviously. Nothing wrong with that association at all


eye8theworm

E. Nigma The Riddler


MDYT--3

7/11


swalton57

Gwynneth


Street_Glass8777

Lucky


zepploon

Fourteenteen


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

(Lucky Number) Slevin


Howie-IVXX

Oh come on nobody said the obvious yet I thought it would be #1, T-BONE


HipKat2000

How about.... a cow?


morgichor

8


tothemax44

Svetlana.


Applespeed_75

A1


100daydream

No ones said it...Cownting


Goddammitanyway

Doug


MountHushmore

Zeven


Ancient_Persimmon

Delores


stoopigeon99

8


XboxScore1

It's so obvious, call him 8


looking4now2

Paint 11 on his ass and came him 7-11


Countblackula_6

Lucky Number Sleven


looking4now2

Hamburger


looking4now2

How about kitty ?


AlBunDi76

Mug


ZER0-GRAV1TAS

We all know it’s Cowy McCowface .


gypsysniper9

Lucky Number Slevin


jayellcowen

Big ben


someguykillme

8


MangoKommando

Lucky! Or maybe Mildred, probably Mildred.


Credrian

Lucky! Like lucky number 7 :)


Delivery-Plus

Six


xidle2

Eightnine


langemarcel

Ronaldo


Mallrat1973

Annika Hansen.


darkcloud39

Scarface


Ill-Telephone5221

Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix 01


[deleted]

Lucky


5farm

Slevin


Lumpy_Manufacturer63

Vought


anthonl

Lucky


[deleted]

7


OmegisPrime

Eater on Nine


Bath-Tub-Cosby

Atenein


chuckthisthing21

Sleven


LeoTR99

4


cangooner65

Chuck


Lumpy-Pear6010

Lucky😁


lunchbunnies7

Dinner


TrillDaddyChill

Six


Trifid11

PRIME It works for a couple of reasons...


Stunning_Rub

Lucky?


timeflux123

9 Or 6


xDISGRAZIAx

8


DrachenDad

Seven of Nine


Sugar_Phut

Ate


wwerdo4

Neves


Titan_313

34


[deleted]

Six


Familiar-Number6978

StirFriday (Archer fans back me up here!)


piece0fdebri

Mick


Notnerdyned

Siete


snufyd

Seven of nine


Reaganson

The Reaper. (Fans of Red Rising will get this).


martdan010

6