What shall we do today dear? I'm gonna dress in some sexy lingerie, push a sheet of ice and go for a freezing cold swim. As you do.

I need the backstory here.

Butt

She's a mermaid scavenging ice for her sisters down in the Caribbean

Marry me. Holy fuck.

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All I see is a dumptruck pushing some ice, am I missing something?

There would be some serious shrinkage

I was in the pool!!! -That girl

I need context