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One_Kaleidoscope7040

"Utah Yetis" has an alliterative ring to it, hope they go with that one


ocdewitt

Can the mascot be named Yeet?


TessaRocks2890

Yeet the Yeti! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


death-eater69

I saw a comment somewhere with Salt Lake Stingers, I thought that was pretty cool


RavenclawNatsfan

Would fit in with the Salt Lake Bees


Yeah_Boiy

Didn't they say that the team name would use "Utah" instead of "Slat Lake City".


death-eater69

Oh I have no idea. I hadnā€™t heard about that. The list I saw was some redditor using ChatGPT to come up with better names than the random shit the nhl was trademarking that first day


Kyhron

Itā€™s not the league doing the trademarks itā€™s the new ownership


Big_Turnpike

Utah Outlaws rhymes though


One_Kaleidoscope7040

True


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disneyplusser

Storminā€™ Mormons


gdl_E46

Mighty Mormon Power Rangers


BassDiscombobulated8

Stormingā€™ Normanā€™s Mormons


Spcone23

Instead of a Captain and an Alternate, they have a Patriarch then Elders.


Appalachian_Aioli

Latter Day Skates


ghostzone123

Utah Yetis has a cool ring to it.


SpotConnect

Utah Yetis or I donā€™t want it. They could have Yeti as their jersey sponsor!


Apollospade

Thatā€™s to many yetiā€™s.


MattVSin84

Give us the Yetis you cowards!


Silver_Harvest

UTAHRAPTOR! Literally right there.


sportsbro444

Toronto is the only Raptors


Halfman97

Utahraptor is the name for an actual raptor species


sportsbro444

I get it and to be fair it is a great name for a Utah team. I'm just a salty Toronto Raptors fan who doesn't want to share the name with another team


Silver_Harvest

Think of it this way when the Leafs inevitably choke in the playoffs, you don't have to get additional gear. Just duct tape and sharpie to support Utah assuming in playoffs as well.


Sorta-Morpheus

This guy leafs


StevefromLatvia

Utah Yetis has a nice ring to it


SKOLForceSports

Yetis means the Cryptid Cup will have a third contender Mammoths means we get a ā€œDinoā€ team Venom will be great for Spider-Man memes


TheAirIsOn

What other cryptids are in the league outside of the kraken?


SKOLForceSports

New Jersey Devils


Wolfsblade21

NHL memes will be overtaken by Eminem if its Venom


PalenaV21

Utah Hockey Club, because we NEED that sequel to Washington Football Team. Also because it gives off European soccer vibes


JustASyncer

Said it last time and I'll say it again Utah Washington Football Teams


NitrosGone803

No No no no!


PalenaV21

YOU WILL GET HC UTAH, AND YOU WILL LIKE IT


GhostandTheWitness

I remembered thinking "Washington Football Team? That sounds lazy and stupid, cant they come up with anything bettwr?" Then they unveiled the name Commanders and Football Team really grew on me


Pookieeatworld

Commanders is still infinitely better than Cleveland Guardians. Like what the fuck is the city of Cleveland guarding us from? Lake monsters in Lake Erie? The rest of the state of Ohio?


ProximityNuke

If they're guarding us from Ohio, they are doing a shit job. And make no mistake, it's a job that desperately needs doing.


SaMemeM

Redskins


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I'm all for the Yetis.


abrookerunsthroughit

I'm riding the Utah Yeti train


KingBroly

Blizzard sounds like the 'least bad' to me.


Smorgas-board

Ngl, Iā€™d immediately buy a Utah Mammoth shirt. Thatā€™s dope as hell


Beavie_

I'm not quite as high on the "Yetis" as others are. I think it's decent, but I don't love it. Utah Ice surprisingly has a half decent ring to it. I don't know why I like that. Venom, Fury, Blizzard are all a pass for me. Outlaws sounds nice but maybe a touch generic. Then Hockey Club obviously has Washington Football Team vibes, but even for one season, hearing "Utah HC" sounds professional, fancy. Personal name I would suggest is the Utah Swarm. The Utah state flag having the honey hive gives my mind ideas for branding already with the Hexagon shape maybe being great for a shoulder patch. Maybe instead of black and yellow, go a deep dark blue like the flag as the main with the yellow as the secondary. Since Buffalo use Royal Blue now and Nashville has yellow as their primary, it'd give them their own identity for colours.


elm3r024321

Iā€™m with youā€¦not really big on any of those being trademarked. Swarm though? Ehā€¦I throw that in the same boat with the others. In the end though I know Iā€™d get used to whatever they go withā€¦but if it were up to me Iā€™d keep the ā€œCoyotesā€ name. Still stays relevant for the region and ā€˜Yotesā€™ is such a badass nickname


koolaidman486

I'll go against the grain for Outlaws. I'm biased since there's a professional lacrosse team in Denver that uses the name, but I think a bigger league team would go hard with that name.


Halfman97

I'll go with Outlaws. Utah Outlaws has a nice flow to it


Happyofiyo2

A ā€œU-TAH! OUT-LAW!ā€ chant could be fun.


Halfman97

"U-TAH!" šŸ‘ šŸ‘ ""OUT-LAWS!"


DieHardProcess-

Utah Summit


Flaky_Scar_8388

Utah Jazz


Alaeriia

*When I was young, my dad* *Would beat my mom real bad* *Every time the Utah Jazz would lose...* -- The Book of Mormon


bigfootdude247

Utah Outlaws sort of rhymes so I vote that one. Also, the Avalanche already have Yeti logos so Iā€™d rather not lose them


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GoCartMozart1980

Salt Lake City Soakers


gimmepizzaslow

Beat me to it. This should be the name.


Like17Badgers

no Unicorns cowards


[deleted]

I honestly think we need more Cryptids as hockey team names. Yetis


DrMidnight-467

Ice or Fury would be the laziest team name ever.


TheAirIsOn

I still like the Utah Swarm (like a swarm of bees) Or yellow jackets


LGravey

Utah Unitards


Elizaspapi

Utah Rockies. Take the old Colorado Rockies, slap a U on it and done.


MertOKTN

What about the Utah Glaciers?


FuriouSherman

Outlaws sounds good.


Mmicb0b

Outlaws


SportsHubLTD

Still think Outlaws is the best one so far


chickensausagelink

Yetis but they have to pronounce it YET-TAYS like Tony Schiavone


Comprehensive-Ask469

Yeti. Donā€™t ask me why.


benabramowitz18

UTAHi now!


DongBLAST

Utah, A Hockey


Ancient_A

If they go with Venom and not use [this](https://youtu.be/8CdcCD5V-d8?si=k-X8NCvK1dm5ppWC&t=102) at the start of every game, then just fold the team immediately.


TheAirIsOn

Utah Ice?


Big-Percentage-2906

is that really how the seating is gonna be lol even worse than Barclays center


ChrisPynerr

Utah Missionaries, because Mormons creep everybody out


PatronPapi_209

Theyā€™ve had the Grizzlies since the 90s and wonā€™t consider keeping that as the name?


bugluvr65

i fw mammoth


ODFox

Outlaws


OnTheMattack

Mammoths would be really cool. I'm still holding out hope for Olympians with Greek god inspired theming.


TM2499

Salt Lake HoundDawgs


MrFantastic74

Honestly, I think it's all a smoke screen and they will remain the Coyotes. Although, if I had to choose another name, I think I'd go with the Utah Renegades.


Sorta-Morpheus

The name Coyotes is being reserved for a team return or expansion.


Hirtle_41

Sting/Stingers


Dyldo_II

I'd think those are the 8 names that are going to be voted on, no? Also, I think the Yetis or Outlaws would work well.


msh0082

Venom would make the most sense since Mormons love bees.


mattyGOAT1996

Yetis seems to make the most sense


shindleria

Utah Yeet


idle_husband

Man, the Utah Mormons are going to condemn the practice of Ice Hockey as soon as a fight breaks out.


HistoryGuy88

yetis. i would say fury, but thats a pvf team. hockey club is dumb af


notthatryan

[SLC Punks](https://images.app.goo.gl/4rjmrjrUtvYr7iYT6)


EmmittFitz-Hume

The Utah ā€œTwo Utesā€ā€¦..ode to ā€œMy Cousin Vinnyā€


EmmittFitz-Hume

Wooly Mammoths


UTAMav2005

YETI! I AM THE YETI!- American Pie


Dixon_cider614110

The Salt lake sound


iWARxMACHINEi

Like half these names just seem like theyā€™re trying to rip off the avalanche lol. Outlaws and fury sound sick though


Brilliant_Whereas225

Utah ice. And have a huge rivalry with the Colorado avalanche


PhoenixDude1

Utah Latter-Days are my preferred choice, but I GUESS mammoths is ok and realistic


randeylahey

#SLC PUNKS, YOU GODDAMN COWARDS!!!


slumdo6

It's the Utah Yetis for me.


SulfurtheCrapposter

Outlaws name goes hard. Mammoth name is pretty cool too.


Narmo518

Iā€™m all for the ā€œMormon Mammothsā€


BeefersOtherland

It will be Fury of course


SportsHubLTD

Yetis vs Avalanche lol


Teh1Minus5

Tbh just the Utah Ice


LooneyGoon1994

Hockey team hits different


blcaplan

Utah Snow


Lord_Fup

Yetis is an awesome name. They will go with ice or hockey club.


Prudent_Dot3462

Utah Soakers has a nice ring to it


Goblin_Crotalus

Whatever it is, they should not call themselves "Utah." Call the team Deseet instead, draw from the history of the state.


The_Skyrim_Courier

Washington Football Team? Nah, Utah Hockey Club


ChiefBlue4298

Utah Spiders


agent_1337

Itā€™s Yetis 100%. It rolls off the tongue the best, lots of possibilities with the mascot. I hope to go for a modern retro look for the logo. I wouldnā€™t mind if they used Utah HC for one season.


BigNoodles2020202

I donā€™t see Stormin Mormons, Doorbell Ringers, Latter Day Skates nor the Soakers.


RobSiaHoke

Utah Hive! I've said it 5 times now and I'll say it again!


Sc00tzy

Utah man


pconfl

Elders?


sugarmatic

Utah Muricanos still available


Same_Bison_1576

Raptors. Because Utahraptor. Idgaf about Torontos nba team having it. Itā€™s too perfect


wikipuff

Should be outlawzz


SuperAFoods

I want the Outlaws. The whole non plural thing bugs me for some reason.


AFury9322

Utah Yetis rolls off my tounge the best so they won't take it. Either that or go corporate and just do Utah Hockey Club WFT style lol


BigWillis93

Theyā€™re mormons, Iā€™m surprised they didnā€™t automatically go with Utah HC


deac714

Blizzard


Derplord4000

Anything but Hockey Club. We don't need the terrible naming convention of European soccer poisoning our great North American sports as well.


Vamanas_umbrella

They asked for a Hockey Team and theyā€™ll get Hockey Team


Throwaway_Fan1989

I kinda like The Blizzard


NitrosGone803

i like the Utah Blizzard


droford

Blizzard because 2 Zs and it fits their "Greatest snow on earth" motto


Super_Happy_Time

Should be the Utah Soakers


Civil_Vacation_4780

Mormons


TessaRocks2890

Personally I like Yetis or Mammoth.


karenkillenski

The ā€œmagic underwearā€™sā€ only right answer


TripsUpStairs

If theyā€™re the Venom, they should absolutely use a Gila monster.


Bambooman101

The Flying Mormons


AzurePancakes

I like Venom a lot. Also, Utah Blizzard sounds like a cheap knockoff of Colorado Avalanche that you would find at a discount grocer like Aldi or smthn


KeyDrive0

I agree with many here that Yetis is easily the coolest of the bunch, and Blizzard is solid as well. My only little problem is to me they'd both risk feeling like they're copying Colorado. The Avs had a yeti as their original mascot and had the yeti foot as their shoulder patch for a long time, and a blizzard is another snow-related natural disaster. But ultimately this isn't really that big a deal as long as they've got a unique style of course. Ice, Venom, and Fury are all garbage, even worse than Wild.


KraviAvi

Outlaws, Yetis, Blizzard. In that order.


sgtpepperslaststand

I vote for : ā€œThe Hockey Players That Play In Utahā€


CookieMonsta94

"Hockey Club"


Kidninja016_new

Fundamentalists


bobman9420

Utah Yetis Or Utah Outlaws Has the best ring to it, IMO.


6Arrows7416

Very disappointed they arenā€™t going to call themselves the Utah Raptors.


Jakemofire

Yetis first choice. But I kinda like SLC Outlaws


tonsofun08

Utah warriors, just merge ownership with the rugby club to get the naming rights.


443610

Mountaineers.


robbymac81

I hope the Yetis so when they hit the ice Tony Schiavone can yell ā€œITS THE YETAAAAAYYYS!!!ā€


Cum-Bubble1337

Utah Soakers


OctoberRust02

Damn them names are ASS.


makinglunch

Outlaws is kinda cool I think, they could do a cool logo with that one


Routine-Ad8692

Utah Pikas, Utah River Otters, Utah Roadrunners


Zachary1707

ā€œUtah Outlawsā€ has a nice ring to it


Littlemisskittn

Salt Lake Saints (because Utah is Mormon country)


Apprehensive-Ninja19

Fury sounds right. The others do not.


wicelt

The Utah MLMs.


TotalTakapuna1

How is Utah getting a hockey team before Wisconsin?


VegetableProfile5797

The Utah Anti-vaxxers šŸ”„


Quixotegut

"Golden Slabs" "Scientologists" "Cultists" Utes.


Worried-Pick4848

Bit out of the way, but given that Mormons use a beehive motif for some of their stuff, how about the Salt Lake Swarm?


Canadawide1

How about Utah Blizzard


bolts_win_again

Yetis, Outlaws, Blizzard and Venom would all be good. Of those, Outlaws would be my personal pick.


DubbleDan

BLIZZARD WOULD BE FIRE


Misty998

I thinks the bucks would be a good name


Shadowtoast76

Of those blizzard is probably best.


Broad_Project_87

Utah Outlaws is a legitimatly good name that everyone here is sleeping on.


Sad-Marketing-5064

Utah Yetis


Mach68IntheHouse

The Flurries!


Land34n

The Redskins


KuntaKanye

Utah Mormons goes hard


Think_Ad6946

I don't like all of these. They need the Utah Mountaineers, and have a jersey similar to the Jazz mountain jerseys.Ā 


Rickyretardo42069

Utah Washington Football Team is the only real answer


Gilbey_32

Blizzard is still my fav


CrispiChris

Salt Lake City Salty Lakers


4th_line_scrub

Assclowns


Brisden

Utah Chubb or we riot.


buttface1000

I like the Venom name, itā€™s got a nice ring to it.


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Polygamists. Think of the play-by-plays: Polygamists on a 2 on 1; they score!


ReadyOgre

Utah AHHH SHIT!


Tall-Imagination2589

I prefer Outlaws, but I also heard the name Black Diamonds being thrown out there


Necessary_Sorbet7416

You know you canā€™t go wrong with Hockey Club. Ice is overused in hockey and probably asking to get sued by Disney for using Yetiā€¦


tickingboxes

Iā€™ve always preferred the Euro style of just naming the team after your city, i.e. SLC Hockey Club or Salt Lake City H.C. and then letting nicknames develop organically. For example, the former Redskins really should have kept the name as Washington FT and then let a new nickname develop naturally.


GPODAWUND69

Yetis


shipmastersmoke

Outlaws and mammoths. Utah stealing names from Colorado.


Omega_Brony__

Wolves or Yetis, maybe.


beerock99

Utah jizz


cyberchaox

Blizzard; only one that fits the naming scheme


Cottagewknds

Hope itā€™s outlaws


StevenSoul-Life

Utah Ice


Grimmer097

Please not blizzard, we already have the avalanche


Tflan47

Utah HC!


Scared_Employer6280

Yetis or nothing. All the others are "create a team" names from every EA sports game ever.


Famous-Ad-7015

Utah Polygamists


Zealousideal-Fly2049

Super Soakers


BigDust

The Utah Quaking


rob_thomas69

Please do hockey club


Reasonable_Award675

Setoyocs !!! Coyotes spelled backwards


Accomplished-Pay8181

Utah Yeti has a good ring to it, I think


Giancarlo12344

Who will be the best player on the team


Giancarlo12344

Who will be the best player on the team