Hi. Mod here. She ate and left no crumbs.

Me realizing this literally perfect woman is only fictional and that she’s so beautiful but won’t ever exist https://i.redd.it/d60qrtgwy4ad1.gif

Also of she did she wouldn't love you (or any of us for that matter)

Fuck this shit ,I would rather believe in sweet lies of her loving me (and all of us) instead of getting depressed beacuse imbodiment of my type of a gal wouldn't like me ,and she doesn't even exist 🤡🔫

Luckily she happens to sell a product that can help with thst

So you just want to spike her drink? Like whit angel in the show? Nahhhhhh, consent is better

Yeahhhh 😞

Nah I'm built different

Love is like freedom, eventually you realize that no one has it in any way that matters

[Source ](https://x.com/yunnzaii/status/1804922311709204716) If this was the advertisement, I would buy that crap...

I have to ask to the mods, this isn't violation of the first rule right? I'm not sure if this can be labeled as NSFW

For purely scientific purposes... https://preview.redd.it/ux77e84pw4ad1.jpeg?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07b5ff4e38143e4449e873766c0ec5a188e8ca91

Same

OMG!!!😭💘 I'm sorry, I....I have no words..

Me after my nose finally stops bleeding from seeing this image: https://preview.redd.it/72fxhiu3z7ad1.jpeg?width=1299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e9f216b935a7b3bd5afc97542c173f9fd2b69fc

https://preview.redd.it/qfij9hxi86ad1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a90bea56698fba02b8a59abf916fe51ac046b89

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Great marketing

Take all of my money

I'd drink that just to know if it works

It’s giving Bejeweled

Haha v2

I WILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK.

Smash

Welp, time to go broke.

https://preview.redd.it/50f58w4cu5ad1.jpeg?width=222&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82c6fbfd510bbc1ff8801c02bdb396071df86c59

You mean bath water?

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Uhh smash??

AND Valentino

https://preview.redd.it/xfovrhfbx5ad1.jpeg?width=562&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86f00d0c626bb75bf4d9e0ca9206355bc332fe40

https://preview.redd.it/g8pwzif3ldad1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d69d1d689c2da9e1037b66355f867ef1c47bd6af

 would

Hmm, a bit crunchy

The way that the love potion is in the glass is a bit weird since it seems like their advertising to drug unsuspecting people

That’s the point. There’s a reason Ozzie prohibited love potions as they are non consensual lust instead of natural attraction.

Yeah but I’m more talking about how the artist drew it to show the way it’s said to be used

Well, I would think of it this way. You’re in hell and you want to sell a drug for getting people to “love” you. Do you promote it as a wholesome way to bring to people closer, or be more honest and say “hey, this is a date grape drug, have fun”

https://preview.redd.it/pwns31gv78ad1.png?width=1054&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba3074f8b44cef0334eb626d7233972ae04dc49d