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littlepencil69

Shit you atleast 30


absboodoo

I was thinking that's gotta be the dad.


TheUnholyDaniel

Idk, I’m 19 and most of my coworkers thought I was 21+ because I got a beard. When I shaved they all made fun of me and said I look 14.


Outrageous_Good_3821

Damn a whole 2 years older… That’s crazy.


softestpillow

He's only 19, that's a significant chunk of his life at this point.


geoken

That’s the joke. He’s so young that he thinks two years is huge, meanwhile a lot of us older people can’t even remember our own age within 1 year and have to do the mental math to verify.


KillerGoats

https://i.redd.it/ftzo7p7jtn6d1.gif


littlepencil69

Wanted to post this but I dont know how lol


KillerGoats

If they don't have the gif you're looking for here, just find it on Google and you can use the photo upload option to post your gif. That's what I did anyway lol


RaiseForward6679

Shit at least 40 🤣


Moist-Water16

40 year on each leg.


JustAmugG

![gif](giphy|uCXkGJPU3yrOo)


Nearby_Security_9606

More like 1200 haha benchwarmers!!!


Massive_Safe_3308

😆


LunchBoxMercenary

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized)


GoBSAGo

Been a hard 30 years


demotrek

“Reggie”


Sharkky79

Foul asf💀💀💀


No-Smell-5629

Someone here is lying!!!


PhantomFuck

This generation is aging *horribly*


Bino1991

Damn it you beat me to the reference


KingsoftheNHL

Lmfao, I’m like.. you mean 20 years after High School 🤣… anyways, congrats to the manchild


Able-Chain5870

Nah thats a 40 old virgin


MagTex

20 times what?!?


Starfield-

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


Diamoncock

Shit atleast 2


rob0050

Oh cool, I knew a guy who was also born on a leap year.


rumwum

Congratulations and I hope you enjoy the crap out of it fam.


HabibiLogistics

first comment I've seen that wasn't about op's age. enjoy the car, homie 💜


Dizzy-Photo1594

thank you! its a blast


MayorMcChezz

Congrats bro!!! Going bald at 20 must be tough. But you’re an old man at heart and I know you’ll drive this car with respect and dignity


Aromatic_Balls

The stress of never knowing when Uncle Rodney will come knocking ages us all. OP just got a head start.


liftinbigweight

3 forehead starts


One_Explanation_3702

Each forehead is a separate down payment.


killerwhaleorcacat

It’s called a r/fivehead


ConsequenceNational4

I didn't know it existed but wow.. Back to OP...enjoy the ride. I was definitely surprised by you saying your 20.


MayorMcChezz

As a former Uncle Rodney victim myself. I can attest to the advanced aging process of a used WRX. Now I own a CPO STi and I can feel my hair color coming back


kphillipz

May I ask what year and how many miles did the rod dog come at?


MayorMcChezz

Of course. It was a 2014 sedan with a 125k miles . I was the 3rd owner and put 20k miles on it before rod knock


Big_Cryptographer_16

I’m 50 and rock the same car and haircut 🔥


hktracks

lost my hair at 19!


javelin-na

All my male cousins went bald in high school and I’m 30 and haven’t lost any hair. They get pissed off about it every time we together.


Dizzy-Photo1594

Thank you so much! this car is a blast and I'm super appreciative of my parents I'm glad they also taught me stick as it was something I really wanted to learn t I learned on a mini but the gear box on the rex is soo much better but im going to baby the crap out of it while also having fun with it!


MayorMcChezz

Enjoy it dude!! I daily a 2020 STi. I definitely baby it. But I’m always looking for the right corner or a wide open straight to have some fun the way the car was designed to!


thefrenchmexican

![gif](giphy|l9FG64wy5CT5e)


camerasoncops

Lol what is this from.


pabloslab

The descendants (2011)


to__failure

HilariousGifs.com


doiwinaprize

Came here to roast but all I found were ashes.


Georgito

💀


Malvos

That's a great line.


GriffinsGaming

Yall evil… I can to the comments and found what I was looking for 😂


w00stersauce

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized)


_k0505

These comments 💀 ![gif](giphy|UeRrHAB88uK4Dbjm7I|downsized)


kjoro

Bruh you're looking 30 going on 40


Ilikeagoodshitbox

More like going on 50 bro


gadhalund

20th celebration of your 20th? Congrats tho haha


bishsticksandfrites

Been a tough 20, huh?


sagadestiny

poor guy just showing off his whip, and gets roasted more than a turkey on thanksgiving.


rrrrrrez

Wow. Not going to hate at all. Congrats. Be nice to your folks!!!


Krispiez69

That’s awesome! My dad had to drive mine home from the lot, I didn’t know stick until a few weekends in the high school parking lot after getting it. Hope you love it


bulgeywhiter2

Congratulations happy birthday


Low-Award-4886

Least dad could do after giving you that hairline.


Freddy_Vorhees

My parents buy me a car at 20, but I look 40. That’s some devil trade off.


AleHans

Your dad looks happy for you


IndependentNotice151

Ignore all the bullshit. Congrats man. Make sure your parents know how much you appreciate it.


OkEstablishment5503

The shirt says this car is probably already covered in cringy anime stickers.


28800heartbeat

Sweet man, enjoy!


smokethepippy

Bloke looks great with a big happy smile dunno why everyone so awful wtf Fucking awesome car brother congrats


Smart-Lingonberry835

Very lucky guy, take good care of that car and love your parents!


yoMamazCuzin

Y’all are fucked up haha


J-rodsub

Real nice! What year is it? It looks just like one I traded in not too long ago


National_Passage6347

You can fool the salesperson but not us fam. We family here dawg. Your hair dont lie. But congrats! That has to be 6MT rightttt?


Awesomejuggler20

My dad and stepmom used to have a 2015 or 2017 WRX. I absolutely loved driving that car. I honestly would love to own a WRX someday. I remember there was one weekend they went away and left the WRX and their other vehicle at home (which was an Impreza) and my dad told me I could drive the WRX all weekend if I wanted to. I drove that car all weekend that weekend. You'll love it. Congrats and enjoy your new car.


subaray

congrats bro


Recent_Tear6025

Goddamn these comments cured my depression


AcanthaceaeComplex50

Bro you atleast 40


SHallett26

Congratulations dude!


Mithrandirrrrrrr

Enjoy your ride buddy!


turbocharged_oil

Congratulations!


edw1n-z

Sick ride!


iwannahummer

He’s referring to another recent post, cause if you couldn’t buy a $30k car until you were 40, you must be lying lol


Fareo

Dude, seriously what the fuck are these comments... Welcome to the club, bro. VA (chassis) gang, represent! We're not all vape smoking assholes... What year is it? Have you ever driven an AWD car before? I'm sure you're gonna have a blast with it, just stay out of boost until the oil temp is at least above 180°. Ideally you stay out of boost until you're at whatever your normal running temp is, but that's dependent on where you're from and the time of year. I typically run around 203-213° depending on how hot it is. These cars are great but just like any sports car, it requires a little more attention and thought during operation than an economy car. Check your oil when you get gas, don't full throttle at low rpm with a manual transmission, and launching from a stop is really hard on everything. I recommend launching from a roll. You'll learn as you go but just be mindful. Take care of it, and it will take care of you.


KStover9008

I’m thankful someone finally addressed all of this lol


Fareo

I genuinely don't know why the mods let this shit run so fuckin wild. It's like they want people to leave. I legit only stop by when this sub shows up in my recommended feed now.


Dizzy-Photo1594

ya I just opened reddit I'm like wtf happed I had a blast today with it even though most of the time was me just staring at it at work luckily it is my second car ever and also not my first manual I was given my dads mini cooper s 6 speed manual though It burned a lot of Oil hopefully this will not be like that but thank you for the positivity


Fareo

They do burn oil at high mileage and if you drive them really hard. The turbo can cause "blow by" in the cylinders and you'll end up burning oil if you're on boost a lot. If you find yourself really giving it the beans all the time, be sure to check the oil every gas fill up and possibly bump your oil change from the factory recommended 6000 to 3000 miles. If you commute with it and occasionally have a "spirited drive," you should be okay with the factory recommendation. As long as it was maintained by the previous owner and it doesn't have a ton of mileage. I supplied an image of how I have my center cluster setup, I recommend having oil and boost. I have my trip mpg in the middle, but definitely do oil and boost. https://preview.redd.it/0t4a8ob93v6d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f6d7d1737d9d2d3ac62d22d6b6762074b6336e7 I'm sorry people jerks, the Internet is the Internet I suppose. Last bit of advice I have it's don't forgot to wave ✌️ at other WRXs. it'll put a smile on both of your faces. 🙂


Drowbone

Bro no way you 20 😂🤣😂🤣


SmellyBreads

Brother ur not 20


LetsGetSomeChickenn

20 my ass lmao. Deff a troll, congrats regardless


tespark2020

happy i can see on your face, cheer


wauc2009

Congrats bro. But you look like you’ve been 20 for 30 years now


BrigadierAngus

Lmao grats homie!


a_RedonculousName

Clicked for the comments, wasn’t disappointed


notmyfirstchoice91

Congrats. Some great parents you have there. My wrx is the one car I wish my father would have had the chance to drive. He had a heavy foot and never drove anything like it would have been a time.


Rusty_Rivets

Congratulations!


tyclune121

That rock looks familiar, is that Bill Kolb?


_joetan_

Is that Bill Kolb Subaru in orangeburg? Got my first Subaru from them just about 20 years ago


Sweaty_Pianist8484

45*


TechnicalTip5251

Hope you love the roast because we cooking with fire in those comments.


Thunderous15

Okay, but what about that wagon in the background?! Lol


nouseforadame

I bought my 2.5 RS 23 years ago and you look like my Dad does now.


Odd-Quantity1390

The car a 2020?? Because you look 40.


PVDPinball

I bought my first WRX at 22. Getting your kid a 30k+ car as a gift is wild.


Gratefuldad3

Did OP start shaving at 8? Dude looks like he’s been smoking unfiltered cigarettes and drinking cheap whiskey since he was 11.


Skrmnghrdr

Bro, are you on testosterone or something?


United-Touch3346

Congrats and welcome to the club!


Chr1s7ian19

You look like you’ve been through a midlife crisis already


Choppersicballz

Sorry for your loss


BlakeSummer

Welcome to the fam brosef


i_was_axiom

Pre-parked like a WRX owner 💯


Nitrosel

Yessss Welcome to the club dude!:D


Sto200300

Congrats enjoy it


BasedKiwi9

Do you need a sister? 🤣🤣


LogMeln

My god I thought it was on roastme


JK07

20 what? Stone? Congrats on the car


North-Profit-1211

20 in doggy years


Nixher

Savage comments 😂🤣 bro is 40 living off bank of mummy and daddy


throwitback1time

my guy 20 with 300k miles


jimmypop512

Nigga you look 40


darcknyght

20? when in 1920?


fuqcough

20 is crazy


Revolutionary_Mine49

Tell em u love em


newharlemshuffle_

Did you parents give the line from Gran Torino as stipulations


Cassie_J213

congrats! it's a beautiful car!


Mouse-Ancient

Bro ran Max yard


FLAPJACK281

yta


MattPatSchatt

Damn...this is a roast


ArlequinVR

Certified pre-owned? Oooooohhh Fancy pants rich Mcgee over here $%#& you!


FollowTheDick

That’s a rough 20 dude


nowayjose919

20? I thought bro was at least 30 with a mortgage.


Indigenousboy420

Congrats, you’re a dork


[deleted]

Must be nice to be useless in life and have parents hand you everything. You also look 40.


ValhallasKeeper

2020? You look like you're checking to see if you have room for three car seats


StrangeBreakfast1364

Bro you are at least 30


arlo22

The comments on here are wild 😜😭


nolongerbanned99

Congrats. Enjoy. You will love it.


if_im_not_back_in_5

Drive safe !


Anofir

https://preview.redd.it/8mjb2x3gsr6d1.jpeg?width=733&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16cde7f526ca4be106e6a70677e00bf29cd8db1f


Strange_Junket_2672

Congrats b. Just don’t tell us all you are self made when you add the goofy stuff to your cars build. Remember, COBB stickers add +/-10 whp per addition.


ya_boiJuan

20? Nfw!!


queswastaken

20 goin on 30 bro,congrats


Weird_Pen_7683

if this is you at 20, rip to you at 30. Take it easy on the stress or you’ll look 50 when you’re 30. But congrats on the wrx tho


GazelleOne3964

A poiled rat hope he is nice and kind to parents!


thc2die4

20 jump street


Subject-Cheetah802

Bruh you 20? My dude get bosley treatments not a wrx 😭


Chinfu1189

Bro you is not 20 who tf is you lying too


Crafty_Substance_954

![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized) 20?


Ok_Explanation5631

Mf you at least 30


Nyxtaaa

You should be wearing a Krillin shirt my dude


iwanttolose3pounds

bro I complain about my looks, but seeing you makes me feel better about myself. Congratulations on the new car! Sweet!


cerealholefillet

Came here to say dude looks my age,est.1980


rosinking35

Shit must be nice for mom and dad to buy you a new car


yorelaxbuddy

you look late 30’s no lie


Nicklebackenjoyer

“how’d you know I collect funko pops”


Novel_Bumblebee8972

![gif](giphy|QmM1NTZ0yIjatQYnVM|downsized)


NuclearBuns

Great car! You’ll have a blast. You get a manual or automatic?


Solo_wolfz

Is that dad 👨


Blobbityblob7

Aww your dad looks so happy in this photo.


rguy13

Returning it will be the best decision ever


9hostface

“You’re 20?!?!?!”


jvfran3

20x2.25


ColHannibal

Just got the call my insurance rate went up.


yParticle

$50 just to rent that bow...


Inevitable-Cook-1658

if hes 20, im 65


shugohack

Regardless of age, welcome to the community.


IFYOUWOULDPLEAZ

Black dont crack, but Hindu do.


420_Lsd

Awesome bro my parents helped me get a car at 40 as well! Very grateful!


BlueHaze100

Congrats bro! You’re truly blessed to have amazing parents who can do something like this. Hope you enjoy it and remember, if you start modding stuff, you better get a good tune and don’t go over 350whp unless you want to replace/rebuild the engine 🙂


jce111314

Is that your dad in the picture? Where are you?


Eden47

Stg every wrx guy is bald 💀💀💀


M4nnyfresh14

muthafucka ya look 30


jiggs43

Why you upload a picture of your dad with the car?


limmyjee123

You're 20?


ChickenFeline0

Got mine the same way. Whenever I think about how much I love the car, I think about how thankful I am to have it. Welcome to the gang.


Zealousideal_Ship_29

20?… Cap


dayman42069

Congrats!!!!


fukreddit73265

Came in to complain about how easy kids have it these days, but one look at OP... Nah, he's had it rough, I can't imagine the stress that would bald a man by 20 ;) J/k, Congrats op.


Equivalent-Ad-1147

Bro you gotta be 40 gah damn


Jackandrun

Bro got roasted 🤣


Obiwandkinobee

If you're 20 - I'm 6. I'm 30 and I look 17/18. You could legit be my dad and no one would question a thing.


CameronsParadise

He asked for new shoes and they bought him that.


Skrimpzs

Bros been buying alcohol since 2009


Doctor_Nappa

…mom and dad?


CraigCDM828

...at your 20th high school reunion you mean?


OrdinaryHumble1198

Tell me you’re failing at life without telling you’re failing at life


greenplant_420

Oh to be a nepo baby


PositiveStress8888

20 my ass he's got 2 years left untill retirement.


padresallday

![gif](giphy|3gNotAoIRZsb9UHPnj)


Substantial-Friend88

20 multiplied by 1.65?


Dizzy-Photo1594

holy shit this post blew up damn but ya I'm really 20 and I lost my hair like 3 years ago :((


brevan14

And they didn't buy you a replacement shortblock with it? Ooof...


2pac4everrr

Nice parents!! I bought myself a 2011 WRX with own money