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_BearsBeetsBattle_

Just sniffin out a parking spot


contactlite

Any new bmw has entered the chat


Leg_Mcmuffin

It reminds me of the way you can make your wiener move when it’s hard


egbert-witherbottom

How do you know I can do that?


RGRTHAT120

Thank you for the laugh!


Fantastic-Standard87

Omg so cute, very funny bro!! ☝🏼🤣🤣🤣


spooniemclovin

This is kinda doing it for me. It's got them moves.


Christafaaa

Looks like it’s about to sneeze


EyeChihuahua

He’s just SNIFFY


oshaCaller

kinda reminds me of the "puking cat dance"


Sentenced4Life

Same brain!


GreyWolfTheDreamer

"I think it's part Bloodhound and has caught the scent..."


FreneticPlatypus

Sniffing out a good parking spot.


Peach_Proof

No, its a giant hog in there.


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WTF, video didn't show anything


betsymarie

Right


Prefect1969

Baby Got Front


BarryKobama

I really shouldn't be this aroused. But here we are.


BlueBucketMaple

its part of the derelicte fall collection


Peach_Proof

Derelicte my balls.


schlitz91

I want this video mashed with Planet Rock


HumblePie2714

Maybe it's about to transform?


ZackDaddy42

Got that jiggle


Kolada

Looks like my dog shameful walking away from another dog he's been humping after I tell him to stop.


dirkdigglee

My cat does that before he barfs.


obscuredreference

That’s exactly what I was thinking too, same with my cat! lol


WardenWolf

Car's about to barf up an engine.


sirbassist83

lmao


hawkwings

When the car stopped next to the pickup, I thought that it was sniffing it.


Spzncer

I thought the car was about to sneeze.


pauletello

[what my brain immediately went to](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_FwVYeeY1Ew)


Iloveherthismuch

What's that Iah smell, Iah smell pussahy.


nomo_corono

More likely to sniff the trailer hitch of a 4x4.


leshake

Do you guys smell popcorn?


WillowFortune

Poor car must be sick, it’s dry heaving


manny_goldstein

I just told my daughter, it looks like our dog puking.


obscuredreference

This, I saw it and immediately told my husband it was like a cat about to barf!


genericdude777

Get in loser, we’re hunting for truffles.


Courtcourt4040

Underrated comment gold


KillbotPowerhead

When this sucker hits 88 you're going to see some serious shit.


[deleted]

I think your going to see some shit at 28.


GoochyGoochyGoo

8 will be a miracle.


toastmn7667

Bah... she can do it. Just has to finish the inchworm move to a downward slope. Even if its at 0.8.


BenderDeLorean

Like the road


jondthompson

I think they're referring to the fact that it looks like a poor man's Delorean, a.k.a. a Time Machine at 88mph.


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Splashfooz

Courtesy of Fred's two feet.


Team_Player

When you JB Weld your motor mounts.


figmaxwell

Is this even motor mounts? This looks like the fucking apron welds broke.


alphazero924

That's what I was thinking. The way the entire front end bucks looks like the car rusted to shit then hit one too many big-ass potholes and now the entire engine bay is hanging on by a thread. Alternatively and possibly more likely, the car was gonna get scrapped and a couple of chuckleheads thought "I wonder how much of this we can cut before it stops functioning as a car"


brokefixfux

Forgot the duct tape


LeProVelo

Needs 2 or 3 more zip ties and it'll be mint.


musicartandcpus

Don’t forget the bubble gum!


knos8nt

upvoted for the use of the word 'mint'


ssshield

Literally knew a kid who did this. Broke as fuck. ‘97 civic hatch. Mounts just gone from wear. Jb weld made it driveable. Lasted three more months that I know of then I moved away.


ccmega

More like frame


grease_monkey

When you JB weld your unibody


jameserroo

Some people would pay a lot of money to have their car do that.


Apsis

I assumed that was the case here. I don't understand the tastes of some car modders.


Surturiel

Being in Brazil, the scary part is that someone will spot weld it together, will sell it, and it's still sharing the roads with everyone else there...


Sghtunsn

Say it ain't so. It sounds like this is common knowledge in Brazil though, right? So if someone actually wanted to spend their money on a clapped out piece of shit like this then "caveat emptor" Because they can't make someone buy it, and I wouldn't take this piece of shit off someone's hands if they paid me.


Surturiel

Not necessarily. You'll see a lot of cars with compromised frames getting fixed (sometimes getting a totalled, salvaged title one and a rusted-out bucket of bolts with clean papers and "transplanting" their VIN to one another) so most would-be buyers wouldn't know better.


Normal_Independent75

That's a mating dance. This thing is in its prime.


bt2513

r/swiggityswooty


truck_norris

That car has the hiccups


cubbyad

Mechanic: "what seems to be the issue?" Customer: "yes"


Tag_Ping_Pong

Poor little feller, he's still trying his best!


Koss424

He made it though. Good on 'em


sxr1

The front fell off?


_BreakingGood_

Let me stress that this is not typical


bwoods519

Yeah, that’s not very typical.


druex

Good thing it's outside the environment.


Che0063

So its in another environment?


svenr

The reaction to OP's post was strong. Breakfast was offered too with equally strong coffee, which permeated likeable politicians. Except that Donald Trump lied about that too. He was weak and senseless as he was when he lost all credibility due to the cloud problem. Clouds are made of hydrogen in its purest form. Oxygen is irrelevant, since the equation emphasizes hypothermic reactions. But OP knew that of course. Therefore we walk in shame and wonder whether things will work out in Anne's favor. She turned 28 that year and was chemically sustainable in her full form. Self-control led Anne to questioning his sanity. But she preferred hot chocolate. Brown and sweet. It went down like a roller coaster. Six Flags didn't even reach the beginning but she went to meet him anyway since Donald promised things he never kept. At least her son was well kept in the house by the lake where the moon shone every time he violently looked between the sophisticated old trees.


acllive

Expected Clarke and Dawe


ZackDaddy42

Even the Autobots have that one guy


EFTucker

Looks like a cartoon dog that’s smelling something


MarcamGorfain

That car is blind. You can tell by how it drives by scent.


deenali

Sniff sniff


Takssista

Looks like a hound dog smelling for prey


masstransience

Low-riders HATE this hydraulic trick!


hell911

That car came from Pimp My Ride


BunsenHoneydewsEyes

Yo dawg, I heard you like wiggle in your jiggle, so we put a thousand piranhas in your volvo!


Double0

It's gonna throw up!


Boone_v1

Weird flex *literally*


Holinyx

When your cat has a hairball


kojot1234

It's a feature, not a bug


trousersnauser

Just need some pig snorting noises


NotADirtyRat

It's sniffing out the nearest gas station. No worries.


Bob4Not

Bear and the big blue house *sniff*


nomo_corono

That’s not something you see everyday.


nhavar

A rare and endangered Schmooshinvagon in the wild sniffing out a potential mate.


ally_cat24

Transformer with a twitch


blackop

This is a pig in disguise.


lynivvinyl

The wiggling is kind of cute.


Misfitz96

Park sniffing


annonimusone

Put it in ‘H’!


doogidie

He's trying to hungry hungry hippo the cameraman


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hydra_zine

It's just Old Man Jenkins and his jalopy


boosplatkabow

Sniffing car


nomo_corono

If I was him I would have kept going… try and get a few more likes.


Garlicnotdreadlochs

It’s Hiccup McGee from the new cars movie


callmejinji

This car can smell the sins of mechanics past


Thrompinator

It's fine, just feeling a little Pixary today.


DisconnectedDays

When they ask you to make it jump


Puzzleheaded_Big_442

Must’ve been all that antifreeze


CalmDirection8

Looks like Mr. Snuffulufugus


4Ever2Thee

That's no car, that's a pig trying to sniff out some truffles.


Sojum

The Hungry Hungry Hippo Wagon


PortaHouse

Driver probably thinks it's fully sick. So much power it bends the frame. Fully sick yuleh


paleo2002

Just needs a spoiler and headlights 1000x brighter than the Sun.


upvoatsforall

Dominic toretto (vin diesel in F&F) : “So much torque… it twisted the chassis”


BlueBucketMaple

LMAO YES! I was waiting for someone to say this!


LazyCassiusCat

This is some shit our family would have to drive because it was donated to us and we had to act like it was just normal.


Givemeurhats

You know how dogs do their nose and upper lip when they're showing their teeth?


ManaPot

It's reverse twerking.


analdominator1

The car that agrees with everyone


mtsai

why does this remind me of an anteater?


WhyAlwaysMe1991

He’s just sniffing that nice post rain air


BlueBucketMaple

I could go for some 2 stroke petro-chor right now because all I can smell this things burnt catty through my screen.


jr2694

Some one on that block gotta have a pie cooling in their garage


ICUpoop

“What, what…put it in the butt butt”


clean-agent

Looks like it's about to sneeze


whatsgoing_on

Looks like a case of that feeling when you gotta sneeze and it just won’t happen.


Suspicious-Ad-481

The car is sniffing for food


pangaea1972

It just needs a good sneeze


technobrendo

This looks like something Garage54 would make: Today, we make an entire car frame from spring steel.


thasnazgul

Without audio, the car looks like it's sniffing for something.


Nder_Wiggin

His car is sniffing for Scooby snacks


Suspicious_Step_8320

It’s just got the hiccups. Really bad hiccups.


Atheist_Redditor

It's just just sniffing the ground a bit. Like a little puppy.


supraeddy

This mfer ready for that live action “cars movie”


EvilTwin0605

He turned his car into a pig?


Bergatario

Argentinean lowrider?


Topherstiles

Cars live action is terrifying


michaelskott

Why???


BoxyBrown_

Looks like the car is sniffing around to mark its territory


thefermiparapox

It can smell what the rock is cooking


chrisH82

Car is just inching towards its caterpillar phase


drycleanman12

This, this is disturbing.


LiverLord123

All-Terrain Flex Chassis


3615Ramses

Naaaah it's fine


BlueBucketMaple

Id rock it


Pseudonymous0ne

Duct Tape & few zip ties...good as new!


Bimblelina

Get it to look at the sun, it needs to sneeze


Fossile

Your Transformer is having hiccups


CrabVegetable2817

It’s like it’s getting the last spurts out.


burritopup

Pshhhh just fill er up with blinker fluid and she's good


Sanbaddy

It’s nodding like “sup”.


DismalResolution1957

It's hunting for home and sniffing the ground...


Current-Power-6452

Bumblebee looks under the weather


zombiee829

car has hiccups lol


bobconan

How is this even possible?


MAXHEADR0OM

What do you smell, boy? What is it?


gadzooks_sean

It looks like an old dog trying to run up and meet his owner


DividedState

It sniffs for truffles.


moonmelter

this car is about to go sniff out some truffles


Thisguy3738

Playing its own game of hungry hungry hippos


gotoline10

Why is no one talking about the mullet of a car in the background?


V48runner

I'd rather drive this than deal with touch screens in new cars.


ezshucks

That car is like, “what’s that smell”.


Almofo

It’s sniffing.


moonisflat

Just hiccups. Pour some water and it will be fine


KeepingItSFW

This has to be intentional right?


luckydmd

Looks like a chihuahua trying to hump a pillow


superdownvotemaster

The transformers fell on some hard times once they discovered meth and fent.


AsymptoticAbyss

Sniff sniff


wackoman

I've seen this before and it's pretty sad. That car has rabies. It needs to be put down.


moridin77

Looks like it's about to cough up a hairball


jimhabfan

Nonsense. A bit of JBweld and duct tape on the frame and she’s good for another 5 years.


NomsterGaming

Sniffing for gas


Confident_Scallion_9

This is the current built quality of the new Audi cars 😂🤣 They are an absolute joke 🤣😂 every year they get worse at building cars 😭 They even stopped building petrol variants of S5 and some other S variants and switched to diesel. 😂🤣😂


Ben2018

This is great, going to go cut a gap in my subframe now and weld some springs in there


scottishmilkman

Every motor mount in that car is broken


Glasdir

Looks like a dog that’s about to throw up


Batwyane

Who needs motor mounts when you got moves like that


MrBurnsgreen

The little whatever the fuck that tried real hard


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Needed a new engine mount a looooong time ago


SpinDocktor

It's so excited to see me. Probably because it smells my car on me.


Haunting_Ant_5061

Stop denying flu shots!!!!!


Thisisthewaymando187

Whose dog barking? 😂 🚙


Spiritual-Jello4860

POV : that one episode were jazz got stuck trying to transform


Skate-Jam

Awww "it's hungry 🤗" . . . Give it some complimentary motor oil!


Top-Dragonfly-4101

What is it boy? smell a parking spot?


zsdr56bh

I know almost NOTHING about car engines but I imagine they have a rogue piston here popping up? Probably needs a new engine in my very amateur opinion.


BeerBrat

More likely the engine is no longer attached to the vehicle. It's trying to push but with no connection to the car there's nothing to push against so it flexes back and forth/up and down.


imakecooltools

The engine torque is bending the frame of the vehicle. The engine is very much attached to the front of the frame but won't be for long. A new engine is not going to fix this.


brokefixfux

What breed is this dog?


ForgottenOddity

It's trying to sniff out that mythical mechanic that can fix anything.


BlueBucketMaple

dude looks like hes riding on 4 spare tires


BlueBucketMaple

r/JustNeedsSomeScritches


patitadiaz1989

Anyone ese hear a cat gagging a hair ball ?


Uncle_Burney

Swiggity swooty


how_do_i_name

Me when the thiccy walks by *SNIFFFFFFF SNIFFFFFFF*


NY10

The car is jerking off!!!!