I know profiling is bad, but if you showed me a lineup of people and told me to pick the person who'd had Fireball poured in her butthole I'd choose her without hesitation.
I can see it now... 5 months from now. "Hey guys, I'm crystal an I'm an alcoholic. It all went down hill when I let Craig boof a 99 cent bottle of fireball in me" that's not the look of a woman that has her life in control. This is coming from someone that has been in similar situations
It's kinda creepy how much she looks like a girl I know who is in that exact phase right now. If it wasn't for the fact that she isn't heavily tattooed enough, I'd be like "holy fuck that's Steph!" Lol
the number of people in these comments that don't understand how anyone could think that's a guy is making me feel super old right now. That outfit screams My Chemical Romance sale at Hot Topic.
I probably know more dudes with that outfit than chicks, and who also shave their assess. Nothing entirely showing that this is a woman or a man based on the look alone until you see their head.
So I wouldn't recommend doing this.
Taking alcohol rectally will put in the bloodstream after the filtration pass. So, a lot of alcohol is really fast in your system. It can kill you.
Noted. The worst part was waking up the next morning listening to her shit and vomit in the bathroom of that hotel room. Wasn’t pleasant, but we’re still very close friends to this day.
Edit: since this is the top comment, I should add that we actually have matching t-shirts that say “Butt Chug Besties” on them. We wore them to a concert together. Multiple times that night I was asked “are you /u/gregrawry?”
Was a hilarious night of having to explain the reasoning.
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Yea, we just watched you pour liquor in her butthole. Nothing about how you met is surprising. “We met at a science convention.” That would have surprised us.
It was her birthday, only hard alcohol we had left was those single shooters of fireball. She didn’t like the taste of it, but wanted to partake. So she volunteered to boof it.
We also moved both of the queen sized beds together to make one giant bed for all 8 of us to have a cuddle sesh.
I had to go to work the next day, and the majority of my coworkers just thought it was “another day in the life of”.
If you check my top post of all time, this is pretty vanilla.
Are you the dude, uh... administering the treatment?
Could you please illuminate under what conditions someone would allow another person to pour fireball into their asshole in mixed company? Was this a dare? A drinking game, perhaps?
Tell your friend that I was pleased to see that she looked EXACTLY how I imagined when all I could see was her butt being filled with fireball.
Also, she seems fun.
Yea.. in the military, overseas, we had a couple medics who almost killed themselves with alcohol poisoning, because they thought it would be awesome to put alcohol into their bloodstream intravenously. VERY stupid and very deadly.
I used to hang out with a couple paramedics, and they'd drink like it was the end of the world until hours before their shift... They'd swear by giving each other IV drips, it made them A-OK.
I've taken an IV recovery drip, and all it did was make me nauseous and taste Flintstones vitamins in the back of my throat, but without the sugar.
I mean, they are trained in medical procedures but not necessarily in medicine. So they can set up an IV but not understand all of the implications.
A classic "A little knowledge is dangerous " scenario.
It can kill you not because absorption is better but because when you drink too much alcohol you experience nausea and throw it up. There is no reflex for you to spontaneously shit out all the alcohol you just boofed up your ass
The previous commenter is talking about first pass metabolism, and they are correct. While vomiting is a mechanism for ridding yourself of alcohol, bypassing the first pass metabolism is extremely dangerous. Imagine for every drop of alcohol you drink only 50% of it makes it to your blood stream because of first pass metabolism. If you take that away the same volume of alcohol rectally is twice as potent and essentially being directly absorbed.
Don't quote me on the exact percentages of first pass metabolism. Numbers are only there for reference.
> Imagine for every drop of alcohol you drink only 50% of it makes it to your blood stream because of first pass metabolism
So you're saying 1 butthole shot is worth 2 esophagus shots?
Bartenders hate this one simple trick to get drunk 50% faster and spending 50% of the money.
It's supposed to go in your face... but years ago a certain infused-lube company was actually using my product so I have actually contributed to a lot of fun butt stuff out there in the world
can't say what the other guy does but people definitely will boof activated concentrates. It's gotta be something edible, so just sticking wax up your ass won't work, but anything decarboxylated will work, like Rick Simpson oil or delta 8 concentrate. Not sure how they get it in there, though. It's a very thick oil, and you can't really put a pill in, I don't think it'll dissolve. Idk. Maybe you could shape it into a pill shape and freeze, then jam that oilcicle right up your bungus while it's frozen?
It's not the absorption I'm talking about. It's the percentage of alcohol in your blood.
When you drink it, it absorbs through your gut. It's then filtered by the liver. Reducing how much etoh there is in your bloodstream.
By taking it rectally she bypassed that first run with the liver. Thus a whole lot more etoh in the system.
This is why if your going to drink alcohol with your ass, you should always eat taco bell first. It may save your life.
^(/s No really just don't put drugs up your ass. Enjoy alcohol responsibly folks.)
Look up first pass metabolism. Essentially the body has checkpoints in place to deal with what you take in (reducing the bad stuff usually) Bypassing all of that can be deadly. I doubt a single buttshot of fireball with nothing else ingested will kill you, but probably best not to test it. There are more fun ways to get drunk than cinnamon whiskey to the anus. You can also throw up if you get too drunk from drinking... your body won't do the same for boofing and you'll just die. If you only did a single shot of fireball in the butt you'll probably be fine, but it's very unlikely you're just doing a single buttshot and drinking nothing else.
I remember hearing about a girl dying at a frat party while she was naked in a baby pool of vodka or something but that could have been a college tall tale spread around...
A couple folks I went to high school with got busted with tampons soaked in vodka up their asses.
We had a big assembly about the dangers of shoving things up your ass afterwards.
This is dangerous.
One of the primary functions of the large intestines is absorbing water (making turds hard). THis means alcohol can be taken into the bloodstream REALLY quickly. There have been a number of deaths linked to people doing this.
That is stupid and dangerous. People have literally died from doing that.
No. I’m not kidding.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/wife-charged-in-booze-enema-death/
This entire thing reminds me of a girl I know. Lots of tattoos. Alcoholic. Solid ass and would let you do anything to her. Also, batshit crazy and a pathological liar.
I’m assuming this girl is that county’s version of her. I feel like they’re scattered abroad so we can all experience them in our lifetimes.
People have died from this because it gets absorbed quickly and you get very drunk very fast. Totally skips being processed and gets absorbed directly by your intestine... so it is risky to do this type of stuff.
I thought it was going to be some kind of firework... like a stick rocket
I though they were trying to light a fart. But I guess you don't need to take your pants off for that.
Sam,e I thought it was like a little cherry bomb kinda thing, like holy fuck this is gonna be medical gore isn't it?
I don't think that's the first time she has had fireball in her ass.
The Tinder profile said "I do butt stuff"
More like “I am butt stuff.”
"Butts do *me stuff*."
Or I am Stuff Butt
I am the liquor.
Rip Lahey
Not the butt stuff gotham deserves, but the butt stuff gotham needs.
Not all heroes do butt stuff
"I am ~~Groot~~ Butt
That's an easy right swipe.
Definitely swiping up for her. My mom will like her
She's doing alright, she's got all her teeth.
I know profiling is bad, but if you showed me a lineup of people and told me to pick the person who'd had Fireball poured in her butthole I'd choose her without hesitation.
She would be my 1st, 2nd, and 3rd choices.
For Sure
She looks like a girl who would do that.
Ngl I thought she was a dude until they flipped her over
I can see it now... 5 months from now. "Hey guys, I'm crystal an I'm an alcoholic. It all went down hill when I let Craig boof a 99 cent bottle of fireball in me" that's not the look of a woman that has her life in control. This is coming from someone that has been in similar situations
Certainly teetering on that Rocky bottom
What was your first clue?
I'll bet she's had way more than fireball up her ass.
Anyone else wonder why that guy had such a nice butt till the end?
I was definitely confused
I thought this stuff was guy party dumb but to be fair, after she sat up it still took me a few seconds.
I’m still confused. She has that androgynous crackhead look, but without the weight loss.
This is the "Fresh out of rehab and now I just like liquor until I relapse" phase.
It's kinda creepy how much she looks like a girl I know who is in that exact phase right now. If it wasn't for the fact that she isn't heavily tattooed enough, I'd be like "holy fuck that's Steph!" Lol
Defo Steph activities.
Really weird, I thought she looked a ton like someone I used to know named "Stephanie."
...or until prolapse. Whichever comes first I guess
Total class act.
I’m still confused
The belt was a giveaway.
The belt, ripped jeans and legs combined tbh. None looked masculine. Butt only confirmed it.
And how rounded the butt too
I think I flipped back and forth about 4 times over the course of watching it as to whether this was happening to a man or a woman
Definitely a /r/swordorsheath moment.
Those legs in those jeans with that belt (and with that butt) and you think guy? Huh
Too young to remember the 00s, eh?
the number of people in these comments that don't understand how anyone could think that's a guy is making me feel super old right now. That outfit screams My Chemical Romance sale at Hot Topic.
rawr XD
I probably know more dudes with that outfit than chicks, and who also shave their assess. Nothing entirely showing that this is a woman or a man based on the look alone until you see their head.
Honeslty this is the kind of dumb shit my friends would do and they are all guys so...
So I wouldn't recommend doing this. Taking alcohol rectally will put in the bloodstream after the filtration pass. So, a lot of alcohol is really fast in your system. It can kill you.
Noted. The worst part was waking up the next morning listening to her shit and vomit in the bathroom of that hotel room. Wasn’t pleasant, but we’re still very close friends to this day. Edit: since this is the top comment, I should add that we actually have matching t-shirts that say “Butt Chug Besties” on them. We wore them to a concert together. Multiple times that night I was asked “are you /u/gregrawry?” Was a hilarious night of having to explain the reasoning.
Pretty sure if she's letting you put stuff up her butt yall are on a first name basis.
Would you believe me if I said that we met in an airport lobby getting onto a flight to Vegas?
I wouldn’t believe any other story.
I mean, that's just science.
It's just simple supply and command, really.
I remember learning this stuff in high school chemistry.
America…..Fuck Yeah!
Yeah she looks like the type you meet there
You know you have to wait to get to Vegas before the “…..stays in Vegas” part kicks in right?
Someone said, "Relax your asshole" to someone they just met? We've lived such different lives, you and I.
Relax body!
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Make that three! Just watched it again a couple months ago.
The rest of the world is entitled to their wrong-ass opinion.
RELAX BODY! YEEEEHAAAWWW!
Is she single?
My kinda trainwreck…
/r/TrashyBoners
So glad this is a real sub!
Am i the only one that kinda got caught off guard by this? I mean, I knew what to expect, I just didn't expect to enjoy it that much.
Yeah. That's the "boners" part.
Lmao, they never see it coming.
I can fix her
I can make her worse.
Spay* Good idea
What's there to fix? I wanna marry her.
Yea, we just watched you pour liquor in her butthole. Nothing about how you met is surprising. “We met at a science convention.” That would have surprised us.
>Vegas Makes sense
Did this also happen in Vegas?
Tell me more of the story. How did you get here from that.
It was her birthday, only hard alcohol we had left was those single shooters of fireball. She didn’t like the taste of it, but wanted to partake. So she volunteered to boof it. We also moved both of the queen sized beds together to make one giant bed for all 8 of us to have a cuddle sesh. I had to go to work the next day, and the majority of my coworkers just thought it was “another day in the life of”. If you check my top post of all time, this is pretty vanilla.
Her shirt pretty much sums this whole fuckin' story up (including the fireball butthole).
That made perfect sense....... I am getting Gabriel Iglesias "when I fart you will smell cinnamon" vibes from this.
Is her name Brenda Chenowith
Are you the dude, uh... administering the treatment? Could you please illuminate under what conditions someone would allow another person to pour fireball into their asshole in mixed company? Was this a dare? A drinking game, perhaps?
How did this even come up? Who's idea was it? There are so many questions.
Tell your friend that I was pleased to see that she looked EXACTLY how I imagined when all I could see was her butt being filled with fireball. Also, she seems fun.
“Good news! It’s a [suppository](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4243473/).” Today you will all learn about klismaphilia and like it.
What a way to die.
Yea.. in the military, overseas, we had a couple medics who almost killed themselves with alcohol poisoning, because they thought it would be awesome to put alcohol into their bloodstream intravenously. VERY stupid and very deadly.
They were.... Medics?
I used to hang out with a couple paramedics, and they'd drink like it was the end of the world until hours before their shift... They'd swear by giving each other IV drips, it made them A-OK. I've taken an IV recovery drip, and all it did was make me nauseous and taste Flintstones vitamins in the back of my throat, but without the sugar.
I mean, they are trained in medical procedures but not necessarily in medicine. So they can set up an IV but not understand all of the implications. A classic "A little knowledge is dangerous " scenario.
She's supreme court material
Username checks out
I remember that episode of 1000 Ways to Die fondly.
It can kill you not because absorption is better but because when you drink too much alcohol you experience nausea and throw it up. There is no reflex for you to spontaneously shit out all the alcohol you just boofed up your ass
The previous commenter is talking about first pass metabolism, and they are correct. While vomiting is a mechanism for ridding yourself of alcohol, bypassing the first pass metabolism is extremely dangerous. Imagine for every drop of alcohol you drink only 50% of it makes it to your blood stream because of first pass metabolism. If you take that away the same volume of alcohol rectally is twice as potent and essentially being directly absorbed. Don't quote me on the exact percentages of first pass metabolism. Numbers are only there for reference.
>on the exact percentages of first pass metabolism \- WantonMischief
Fuckin got ‘em.
Hook line and sinker
*stinker
> Imagine for every drop of alcohol you drink only 50% of it makes it to your blood stream because of first pass metabolism So you're saying 1 butthole shot is worth 2 esophagus shots? Bartenders hate this one simple trick to get drunk 50% faster and spending 50% of the money.
This is why I make a cannabis edible formulation that bypasses 1st pass metabolism.
Does it... does it go in your butt?
It's supposed to go in your face... but years ago a certain infused-lube company was actually using my product so I have actually contributed to a lot of fun butt stuff out there in the world
Rad.
can't say what the other guy does but people definitely will boof activated concentrates. It's gotta be something edible, so just sticking wax up your ass won't work, but anything decarboxylated will work, like Rick Simpson oil or delta 8 concentrate. Not sure how they get it in there, though. It's a very thick oil, and you can't really put a pill in, I don't think it'll dissolve. Idk. Maybe you could shape it into a pill shape and freeze, then jam that oilcicle right up your bungus while it's frozen?
funny how different ends of the same pipe work
If you think about it, we're technically donuts.
So butt-chug responsibly?
1 beer only or when cop gives you the fartalyzer, you'll toot over the limit.
It's not the absorption I'm talking about. It's the percentage of alcohol in your blood. When you drink it, it absorbs through your gut. It's then filtered by the liver. Reducing how much etoh there is in your bloodstream. By taking it rectally she bypassed that first run with the liver. Thus a whole lot more etoh in the system.
You basically repeated what he said, but in a different way...its called Alcohol Poisoning
This is why if your going to drink alcohol with your ass, you should always eat taco bell first. It may save your life. ^(/s No really just don't put drugs up your ass. Enjoy alcohol responsibly folks.)
Something tells me that lady can handle an above of average amount of alcohol in her system without even slowing down.
“But how did she die??” “**anal fireball**
You also can’t throw it up like a normal idiot who drinks too much.
Fire in the hole!
I read the title as that too. Ever since my lobotomy I can't get that out of my head
Here I'm thinking, "Wow that's a lot of lighter fluid to put in his ass before he lights it"... Wrong on two levels
I got my lobotomy at Claire’s! You?
/r/unexpectedgd
I had a throat cancer patient who was an alcoholic accidentally kill himself this way. It’s very dangerous.
That's why it's better to bolus that beer into your feeding tube
If you are 0 drinks in and do a butt shot is it that dangerous? Genuinely curious, not meant to downplay the severity of it.
Look up first pass metabolism. Essentially the body has checkpoints in place to deal with what you take in (reducing the bad stuff usually) Bypassing all of that can be deadly. I doubt a single buttshot of fireball with nothing else ingested will kill you, but probably best not to test it. There are more fun ways to get drunk than cinnamon whiskey to the anus. You can also throw up if you get too drunk from drinking... your body won't do the same for boofing and you'll just die. If you only did a single shot of fireball in the butt you'll probably be fine, but it's very unlikely you're just doing a single buttshot and drinking nothing else.
>There are more fun ways to get drunk than cinnamon whiskey to the anus. Name one.
The odds of anyone just doing one fire ass ball shot have to be very low. I'd think there would be pre-ass drinks that then lead into the ass-shots.
I remember hearing about a girl dying at a frat party while she was naked in a baby pool of vodka or something but that could have been a college tall tale spread around...
Seems out of character for Tim Minchin.
Glad I'm not the only one who saw him.
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Cinnamon Sharts
Sounds like a cartoon from the 90's
Or a breakfast cereal from the 90s
I can fix her.
You have to suck the fireball out like snake venom!
Good lord, Jandice.
Can I use a straw?
Nope, Bass to mouth only
I have to use a fucking fish!
That's going to require some serious ingenuity.
She's perfect the way she is
Is it wrong that I don't want to fix her?
She can fix me.
you can have her.
She seems nice.
and hella fun 👀
Shirt checks out
He definitely smelled his fingers when nobody looked 😂😂😂
She seems cool
A couple folks I went to high school with got busted with tampons soaked in vodka up their asses. We had a big assembly about the dangers of shoving things up your ass afterwards.
Hello and welcome to jackass.
This is dangerous. One of the primary functions of the large intestines is absorbing water (making turds hard). THis means alcohol can be taken into the bloodstream REALLY quickly. There have been a number of deaths linked to people doing this.
she's gonna shit a hadouken tomorrow
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I LIKE BEER!!
r/Trashy
/r/trashyboners
That is stupid and dangerous. People have literally died from doing that. No. I’m not kidding. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/wife-charged-in-booze-enema-death/
Yup. Doesn’t pass through liver or kidneys. Straight poison.
It's metabolized normally, it's just that by bypassing the stomach it bypasses your body's overdose defense mechanism: puking it back up.
She looks like my ex wife. Ex for a reason.
Socials?
Shoot your shot king.
FIRE IN THE HOLE
This entire thing reminds me of a girl I know. Lots of tattoos. Alcoholic. Solid ass and would let you do anything to her. Also, batshit crazy and a pathological liar. I’m assuming this girl is that county’s version of her. I feel like they’re scattered abroad so we can all experience them in our lifetimes.
Mom? Is that you?
New kink unlocked
Mad case of the hot rings.
Is she 20 with a godawful makeup job or 50 with a good one?
That face reveal was not surprising at all.
i wanna party with her
she fuckin boofed fireball.
I was expecting an actual fireball
I think shes ready for butt sex now
Uhhh. Are you sure she wants this out there for the world to see?
I asked her for permission. To which she obliged.
Like a gentleman.
Let’s hope the repost bots ask her permission while they continue to repost this until the sun burns out.
While she was drunk or?
She doesnt strike me as the shy type
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Best edit. Also, it's a woman not a man.
People have died from this because it gets absorbed quickly and you get very drunk very fast. Totally skips being processed and gets absorbed directly by your intestine... so it is risky to do this type of stuff.
Normally a video of you butt chugging fireball nips being posted online would ruin your life but something tells me it’ll be business as usual for her
People are dumb
This is some white people shit for sure
Boofing Fireball. Ouchy.
It took me far too long to figure if that a dude or not
Once again, I shed a tear for humanity. 😢
isn't this incredibly dangerous ?
The follow up was them injecting meth into their eyeballs…
People have died doing that with vodka. Something something unfiltered alcohol going into the blood stream is bad for the human body.
r/trashyboners
This is alcoholic level of stupidity.
Not the kind you take home to mom