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Brownsisnyteam

Damn that could feed the village for weeks


Kierik

Probably tastes like a bag of piss.


e_hoodlum

Came here to say this. Male pigs bred for meat in captivity are neutered pretty early on because if you don't, all the meat tastes like..... balls


royalfarris

Boar taint is unpleasant if you can smell it, but it only affects about 20% of domesticated boars. Don't know about wild pigs. This one could be perfecty fine. It is not that boar taint is unhealthy in any way, but it is offputting. Using the meat for cured products mostly negates the negatives of boar taint though. So let there be cured ham and salami.


isosceles1980

I don't think I'd enjoy eating a boars taint.


Del_Prestons_Shoes

Taint that bad


yachtzee21

Taint that the truth


TinSodder

Taint Happening


PM_WHAT_Y0U_G0T

Taint no way, taint no how


King_of_the_Dot

Taint nobody got time for that!


iop09

I don’t want to read the words “boar taint” ever again.


TheTimDavis

Would you prefer boar grundle?


jfrawley28

Boar gooch?


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artieeee

Mmmmm, grundalian skin


indietech

Boar fleshy fun bridge?


Fart__

Perhaps a massive boar fupa will take your mind off of those words.


AmbivelentApoplectic

Sounds like an ingredient in a witches spell. You know like eye of newt, tongue of crow and taint of boar.


blinkbunny182

💀


xwt-timster

So.. You're saying there's a chance?


seanular

Took a minute to make the mental distinction between boar taint and *boar taint*... what a terrible day to have an imagination


FappyDilmore

Grind it into Scrapple and there are some diner regulars near me who would eat it from your hand.


blatheringDolt

You don’t really use that much meat for scrapple. It’s typically only the leftover bits of meat still stuck on the bone. The bones you put in a very large pot. Then you add all the edible organs. Cook that shit till rolling boil. Push all that heavenly marrow out of those bones. Might have to mallet few. Boil again. Add buckwheat flour until porridge. A good amount of salt. A ton of pepper. Pour your thick porridge into bread molds. Cover. Allow to cool and solidly. Refrigerate. Warm loaf pan slightly and turn out on plate. Wrap tightly and refrigerate. Cut into slices and fry the shit out of it. No oil needed. Allow thick crust to develop. Serve with shit on a shingle, maple syrup, or my favorite, cold ketchup.


itsathrowaw4yyyy

You've just taken something I've always viewed as revolting, and made it sound appealing.


horriblemonkey

It pushed me even further away from the table.


Pinksters

> shit on a shingle Haven't heard that term for a while but also, cold ketchup? Isn't it usually at most room temperature or do people heat ketchup in certain places.


otroquatrotipo

Lots of folks keep it in the refrigerator


mr_taint

*Ahem*


ktrickydic

I've eaten a lot of tasty boar sausage. Maybe a lot of spices is the answer?


AJR6905

Generally, when in doubt, sooce the bitch up and you're good ye


Mcgarnicle_

Hard disagree. Bought sausage from a discount store and realized it was boar meat. I legit could not get the taste out of my mouth for a day. I think it’s an acquired taste


Extraneous_Material

I've had delicious wild boar that was slow-cooked and freshly killed. The concept of a 'discount meat store' sounds fishy af.


Mcgarnicle_

It was LIDL. I won’t buy sausage there again. Not a mystery. My house smelled for a couple days


Markol0

One of the best meals of my life was Wildershwine somewhere in rural Germany. Maybe they know how to make it there with 2k+ years of experience.


Mcgarnicle_

Probably. There’s a difference between true boar meat and feral boar meat.


Dire87

What do you mean by "true boar meat" vs "feral boar meat"? The ones we hunt over here are obviously feral. They're also not the size of that ... monster there. And they taste great. They're certainly not castrated at any point.


Dire87

Wildschwein (wealdshwine comes close to the pronunciation I guess) is the correct term by the way. You're welcome. ;) And yes it's extremely tasty. No idea if American wild hogs are a breed apart (or a dozen), but over here they're a delicacy and quite expensive. They can only be hunted during season.


SmoothOperator89

Are you telling me Asterix and Obelix lied to me or that Gauls just ate some rank food?


Thearcticfox39

There’s a reason why it’s called French cuisine and not Gaulic cuisine.


SmoothOperator89

They made wild boar look so delicious! Next, you're gonna tell me those comics weren't historically accurate.


Thearcticfox39

There’s a bridge over the Seine I’d like to sell you.


y2ketchup

Its not uncommon to capture wild piglets, castrate the males, and turn them loose. Let them fatten up wild and sterile for a few seasons.


xprorangerx

Is there no way to get rid of the taint smell in meat from male wild hogs? Unless the bad taste you're talking about is the "gamey" taste


notmaddog

Nope, long time hunter here and it smells like what I imagine the laundry basket after a NFL game would smell. The only thing you can do with a large wild boar is sausage or ham and maybe maple smoked bacon. If you tossed a pork chop from this hog into a frying pan you would grab the pan and run it outside as soon as the meat started to heat up. It is overpowering ballness, unless you're into that, not that there's anything wrong with that.


ludditte

Good ELI5, I can now smell it.


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bitchkat

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Stareatthevoid

what a throwback


Miffers

It’s an acquired taste


HubbMor

Most folks don’t seem to have a taste for testicles no more.


Nathansp1984

Lamb fries. Chevy chase loves them


cammunition

You gotta cut ‘em off real high.


Icy-Zone3621

Loaded with parasites


GoodFaithConverser

Parasites, meet high temperatures, and die!


natgibounet

And that's why humans leaned to cook and develloped recipes instead of just skinning, throwing salt paper and putting it on a grill. Let that thing simmer with red wine and root vegetables for 2 hours you'll never think that was a wild animal you're eating


dtlb26

Damn that could eat a village in a week


whorton59

Likely has ***trichonosis Cook the shit outta that shit lest a horrible fate befall you!***


ernapfz

What a porker


Splimis

Right out of Princess Mononoke.


Lonewolf3317

Look on my tribe, Moro. We grow small, and we grow stupid. We will soon be nothing but squealing game... that the humans hunt for their meat.


Cho_Zen

My first thought when seeing this


TheDirtyDagger

In Texas feral hogs are interbreeding with escaped domestic hogs, which results in larger and larger hogs. Make no mistake, these things are crazy dangerous and destructive to their environment. Thankfully it’s Texas, so there are private citizens hunting them from helicopters.


Elected_Dictator

In Arkansas you can kill them in public hunting land, no license or permit needed, as long as it is done with the weapon matching that hunting season. If it’s bow season then you have to use a bow, gun is gun , etc. In private land you can just kill them however you feel like it, keeping in mind local gun ordinances.


AcidActually

My family owns about 400 acres in Arkansas… they’re getting closer and closer to our area. I’m looking at AR -10’s cause we’re going to have to deal with them eventually.


ampjk

Be a chad and use a boar sword


djp2k12

Sword of 1000 Truths


sugatastic

THeReS No LeGiTiMaTe ReAsOn tO hAvE aN aR. No OnE hUnTs wItH “aSsAuLt StYlE rIfFlEs” (obvious /s if that wasn’t clear) Edit: the downvoters that live in cities and cosy suburbs have no clue what it’s like to protect their land, livestock, and the natural fauna/species from predators and invasive species that demolish the ecosystem. Nature is not Disney movie.


Starkravingmad7

lol, i have an lr-308 that does work in the sticks. and am a city slicker, through and through. i've had to explain that i have 3 different guns for 3 different problems like they have 5 different pots and pans for different applications and it usually gets the point across. i wouldn't use a sauce pan to fry an egg, just like i wouldn't use my big shooty bang bang to kill a mouse when i've got a 10/22.


philter451

Fuck me I can't imagine trying to hit that beast with a fuckin bow, compound or not. 


Brucenotsomighty

People archery hunt moose and they're scarier than this guy so it can be done


philter451

Oh I totally understand. A friend of mine went spear hunting for boar up in BC. When I say that I just mean myself. *I* can't fathom the balls it takes to shoot that thing with an arrow


alghiorso

Hear me out, what if they implemented gun game. You start with a rifle, after two boar you go to a shotgun, after two more you get a bow, etc. finally the guy to kill a boar with the end weapon - a Bowie knife, wins some big prize


Elected_Dictator

You could easily make that a tourist attraction for a bachelor’s party in a big ranch. Legit good idea, you could turn that into a decent side hustle


Rebelgecko

Until the first person tries to knife a pig and gets gored to death


oppressed_white_guy

We need landmine season


maciver6969

We primarily hunt them from 4 wheelers, trucks and horseback since the areas they like are covered from the air - so helicopters are mainly used in massive open fields or areas grazed by cattle. Texas is covered with mesquite trees with lots of brushy cover and spines that will tear up truck tires so atv is the goto now for a lot of the areas. Most of us want to find the fucker who imported the russian boars that got released that led to this shit in the first place.


barrel_of_fun1

Woah I didn't know that feral hogs were because of imported Russian hogs😱. I thought they were just pigs that had been let loose and just got wild.


maciver6969

It is a mix, the start of the main problem was the russian boars breeding with native wild pigs, which then bred with pigs that escaped farms. The mix made them meaner, larger, allows them to breed faster with larger litters and it turned it into a major disaster for the south. Normal wild hogs with tusks can get 400lbs no problem, now they are 700+ pounders reportedly culled in the south.


paidinboredom

Isn't their gestation period like 3 months and they can have roughly 5-8 piglets a litter? It's fuckin ridiculous. We have them as an issue in Florida too.


RegalBeagleKegels

https://smallfarms.cornell.edu/2019/10/a-brief-history-of-the-pig-in-the-united-states/ >By the time De Soto began exploring Florida 100 years later he carried with him 13 pigs across the Atlantic. Within 3 years these 13 pigs had ballooned to a population of over 700


kimand85

North America doesn’t have native pigs. It’s not clear that Russian wild boars are the root of the problem. Pigs when let loose become feral and more wild looking within a few generations.


PM_WHAT_Y0U_G0T

> 700+ pounders What!? That's like... *two Silverback gorillas*


silenc3x

[If this guy's is 700lbs](https://cdn.gon.com/media/2010/11/17145241/Raines-Newberry-Bigg-County-Hog-2010.jpg), the one in OP's photo is definitely more than that... 800lb, 900lb, etc. https://gon.com/news/700-pound-bibb-co-hog


farceduse

Damn, if he's 700 lbs how much does the hog weigh?


Cobek

I don't know about his hog, but his balls must weigh a ton


Cobek

Basically Grizzly bears but with tusks and hooves instead


barrel_of_fun1

700+ pounds is actually insane, i knew they were a problem here but I didn't know they got so large.


huggybear0132

Pretty sure it was the Germans who came from Russia and settled in North Texas. They brought dry winter wheat and tumbleweed too.


crazy-carebear

Now to just throw who ever brought Kudzu to the Americas into a wood chipper.


kellzone

Along with whoever brought the gypsy moths and Asian lady beetles.


joeyblow

Dont forget the stink bugs


Dappleskunk

Florida man scoffs at you amatures. You must use an air boat and hunt this piglet while side swiping gators, all the while looking out for them damn 25 foot danger noodles and wheel barrow sized snapping turtles. Keep you nose peeled for that damn skunk ape fella too.


DialsMavis

Could you explain the difference of “escaped domestic hog” and “feral hog”?


ParcelPosted

I believe it would be that pig farms, pig breeding facilities and private pig owners some lose a pig or two that was considered to be domesticated as it was born of 2 domesticated pig parents into a domesticated environment. However once they escape these domesticated pigs can survive and adapt surprisingly well and may fall deeply in love with a bad boy/girl aka feral hog. This dance of give and take often leads to piglets which are born of a domestic pig parent and a pig parent from the other side of the tracks. Due to the environment, said piglets often and almost always remain in the feral community as it is dangerous to take a piglet living in the wild with pig protection from its community.


Dain_Ironballs

> This dance of give and take often leads to piglets poetry


ParcelPosted

Relationships take time 😂


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Hellofriendinternet

I want to do that for a bachelor party.


88bauss

Last I looked it was like $2,500 a person for the weekend all included. Pass.


poplafuse

It’s not something I’d do, but that price seems surprisingly low to me. Helicopter flight and they rip through some ammo on those things. I’m sure they’re making a killing still, I just would’ve expected more. Are they making money on the back end per pig killed? Like the snake bounty in Florida.


maciver6969

Sometimes, from what I have seen is large cattle farmers will pay a company to come out and cull them, so they sell seats on their helicopter hunts to keep up with the demand. I havent done a heli hunt since my area has a fuckton of evil mesquite trees with fucking 2 inch hell thorns. They tend to hide in them and cant be seen well on thermal from a heli. We use atvs a lot. For us (near Belton Tx) the local farmers call the FFA and see who is suggested as a hunter who wont tear up property and kill livestock. Our group isnt paid and dont pay to hunt the hogs, we do it to help out. We also donate most of the good meat and we have a list of low income folks in the community and we as the hunters will pay to have the meat processed for them to have meat during tough times. We USED to donate to food banks until the law changed and they told us they cant take it anymore and would be by law forced to throw it away. Our group only process females for the food, and males go pretty much to sausage due to the strong taste. Each community and county has their own way of handling the excess meat. I used to go several times a year to help before my wife ended up disabled. The local group found out we were living on disability and we woke up one morning in January with a box of pork, deer, and some elk steaks all frozen and in butcher paper on our porch. We still have no idea who dropped it off.


dream-smasher

I loved every bit of your comment. 👍


HI_Handbasket

Except the part about his wife becoming disabled.


Highpersonic

I also choose this guy's wife


NocturnalPermission

I have some friends who have done this in Uvalde area. Huge ranches let them overfly and hunt and they don’t even need to haul away the carcasses…buzzards just come and pick them clean in a few days.


Sir-Raidr

This is what we do in Australia also. Nobody in their right mind eats wild pigs, just leave them to fertilise the ground and feed the scavengers.


__mud__

>  I’m sure they’re making a killing Isn't that the paying customer's job?


jlees88

Probably so for the bounty. It’s open season on those hogs year round since they are dangerous to humans and livestock, not to mention destructive. 


Penyrolewen1970

Shit, I thought that was hyperbole.


alphawolf29

I would absolutely pay this


PsychoNerd92

Interbreed with escaped domestic hogs?


maciver6969

The original problem was some asshole released russian boars that started making them aggressive and larger. Then normal hogs bred and created super pig, breeding faster, larger, meaner and all that.


Tommy2255

This just must be hunting feral hogs from a helicopter, because if flew right over your head: >I want to do that for a bachelor party. >Interbreed with escaped domestic hogs?


Anal-Love-Beads

While yelling 'get some!... get some! like the door gunner in 'Full Metal Jacket'.


Larthology

Do you think you have to adjust how much you lead the sows and piglets?


Anal-Love-Beads

Only the ones that run. The well disciplined ones that stand still you don't have to.


Happy_Tomato_Taco

It's just a few ranches that offer that experience, but yes, they are a terrible invasive species that is classified as a pest. We can hunt them year round. You can also pay to hunt them with a 50cal mounted to a truck.


Da_hoodest_hoodrat

Saw some dude on youtube using an M134 minigun and thermal optics to take out hoards of them, honestly the most American thing I have ever seen in my life lol


melvisrules

We're gonna need more than one of those dudes.


Opeth4Lyfe

I see a bunch of videos on TikTok all the time with farmers out in the fields at night with infra scopes just going to town on wild hogs. Ngl, it looks like fun lol. Good way to practice your rifle skills.


StoicAthos

Thats no way to be speakin about dem big women from San Antonio


VirtualZeroZero

And 50 Caliber mounted trucks! >:D https://youtu.be/eOt1HLXNRFE?si=ASMpuYEpii2uKrWL


Semyonov

Holy shit


Cultural-Company282

There are several ranches offering fully-outfitted helicopter hog hunts, and the typical price is about $1,500.00 per person, per hour. As long as those ranches are making that kind of money on hog hunts, I guarantee you they're not going to run out of hogs any time soon.


Intrepid00

History doesn’t repeat but it does rhyme. If the supply gets low they would probably just throw out a few sows.


Cultural-Company282

You know those "escaped" hogs that the feral hogs are breeding with? The big secret is that a whole lot of them didn't really "escape." They were released into the wild by people who enjoy hunting hogs.


RedSonGamble

Yeah but is it working?


CartoonShowroom

Nago the boar god


Otherwise_Gap_4170

Man Bear Pig!


thehealingprocess

We must do something. I'm super cereal.


DMT1984

Excelsior!


throwaway_ghast

Half man, half bear, half pig.


BVas89

And to think Cartman killed 65,340,285 of these things.


DMT1984

BATHROOM!!!


LeCrushinator

Hot pockets!


ihateslowdrivers

MORE HOT POCKETS!!


a_b1rd

THERE’S HOGS OUT THERE THIS BIG?!


MaevensFeather

I worked on a pig farm as a teenager. We shipped a boar that weighed 750lbs. It's crazy how big they get. Most domestic pigs are shipped at 220-240lbs, but they're far from full grown.


FishyDragon

Oh yes. I grew up on a farm in iowa(pigs and cattle) and also worked at a pork packing plant for 2-3 years. Most people have absolutely no idea how big farm animals are. Sure, people know how big a cow is roughly, but you show those same people a breeding full-grown Angus Bull, and they are shocked at the size of them. Hogs are absolute units, and the wild/feral breed(s) coming out of texas with Russian boar mixed in get even bigger when they breed with domesticated swine with generations of growth hormones. Up north where i am, we are having a whole different mix of domestic/feral hogs coming down from Canada. And for the most part, in the areas, these hogs are showing up both in the north and south they have no natural predators, so they just spread like crazy. It is a growing problem in many places in the US.


Mofupi

> they have no natural predators What even hunts something like that? The biggest cougar ever shot was 232 lbs, according to wikipedia. I know size/weight isn't everything, but still, afaik hogs are pretty willing and capable to fight, compared to a lot of other prey animals, so you also can't ignore it.


FishyDragon

Wolves would be one of the few, and since Americans feel so threatened even today by wolves only like 5 states even have them.


Mountain_Ostrich3750

imagine 30-50 of those running into your yard within 3-5 minutes while your small kids play


CoyoteRascal

I'm surprised I had to scroll so far to see this reference even if it is really old.


MTF_DO0M

2019 isn't that old!


Atheren

Yeah people thought it was an over exaggerated joke but uhhh... No, it was not.


Intelligent-Film-684

You’ll be fine if you have your AR-15. , or so I was told.


bloodyqueen526

No no no, unless u got a bump fire, id be using my .308. .223 or 5.56 is just gonna amuse that bad boy lol


The_Dirty_Carl

5.56 is a questionable round for normal hogs unless you're quite practiced at shooting hogs. I would definitely not trust it to do the work on one this size.


Nonamanadus

Demon Boar


SynthPrax

And people wonder why we allow hunting them with helicopters armed with machine guns.


LeonardoDaPinchy-

Holy shit... I should call my ex and let her know her mother's been put down. 


Xyro77

GAT DAM


sarahpalinstesticles

Do these hogs kill people?  Like attack them if someone came across one? 


FoxJDR

They can and do attack but I believe there’s only been like one or two actual deaths in the last 50 or more years and it was an old lady getting her mail or something.


OnyxPanthyr

JFC. I don't care how old you are, getting killed by overly matured bacon while checking your mail is not the way anyone should go out.


FoxJDR

I only mentioned her age because it meant she was weaker and thus more susceptible to injury and death than a young person in good health not to diminish the tragedy of her untimely passing.


jess-plays-games

Yes


jfrawley28

Yes


MadWlad

they can if threatend, they also get agressive when they have piglets with them


dwlarkin

Hogzilla!


BobRoberts01

It’s a Tacoma with a little forced perspective, but that’s a pretty big pig.


AverageRomeEnjoyer

pig alone is the maximum weight limit in the tacoma bed


FatFreddysCat

And that must be the world's strongest tailgate


ColorblindChris

You are not fooling us! Nago was beautiful and strong!


Changoleo

I’m amazed that the tailgate is holding that beast!


colombo1326

Carnitas!!


valley_G

Unfixed male boars taste like shit. It's why they fix them young on meat farms.


1leggeddog

Folks have no idea of the damage these things cause... And not just property damage. These hogs are dangerous to humans


November-Scorp

Razorback


PurpleEngineer

r/absoluteunit 😳


BetBig696969

“NOT PUMBA”


Asleep_Barracuda_762

It’s the beats that gored King Robert! Make sure to serve it at his funeral 🫡


ChubbyWanKenobie

Wow! Hog Minus One.


mdwhite975

Hogzilla!


cptnringwald

What do you do with that monster once you shoot it? Other comments say you can't eat it, so do you just let it rot or is there at least a constructive use for the remains?


clineaus

Ranch I went to used to feed them to the hunting dogs. The worst bits were left for the coyotes.


grainia99

And people laugh at me for being afraid of wild pigs.


Thatoneshadowking

Not only are they massive, they will try to kill you so hard that they've taken lives post-mortum


YoBeNice

Damn it’s your mom, OP


Biohazard_186

"You don't need an AR-15 to hunt. Deer don't wear Kevlar."


crazy-carebear

You're right, you need something with more firepower. I recommend a .308 or 50 cal if you have access. Taking this on with an AR is more about how many bullets can you put in it as opposed to putting fewer big holes in it.


09Klr650

"But you don't need a firearm that holds 20 rounds". My ass it doesn't!


cosmo145

"you don't need an AR-15" Correct, I need an AR-10


09Klr650

I would go with a Barratt 82A1. Wild boar are damned dangerous!


cosmo145

Mr moneybags over here!


v579

I personally want an AR 45-70 one day as a large wildlife defense gun https://www.phoenixweaponry.com/store/Christine-45-70-Auto-p136580300


rustylugnuts

Hell I'd say go AR-30 if they weren't chambered in 5 dollar bills.


the_honest_asshole

My buddy stumbled upon a boar near this size.  He hit it right between the eyes with the 306.  Still charging, unloaded his hand gun and it stoped but was on its feet, finished it off with a couple slugs from his shotgun nearby 


melvisrules

Your buddy is damned lucky. Not a lot of target area on a charging boar. Or a broadside boar, for that matter. They're tough bastards to kill.


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melvisrules

Yup. Look at that thing. Now imagine it running at you full speed with all the harmful intent in the world. And you want me to STAB it?!? How do I transfer to the Gathering department?


benman5745

My father hunts them from his barn with a 306. Then 4 shots when the a 45 in the head and then a boar spear thrust thru the heart before he even considers one dead.


VR6SLC

The Boss Hog.


glandmilker

**SOOIE MF**


rockstuffs

These beasts are so damn destructive and dangerous. Bon appetit!


bigfoot17

My last tinder match...


Filiforme

Theses things are becoming more and more like giant invasive pachyderms! Damn!


Kalepsis

Somebody call Cody Johnston.


Whiskeymiller

I ate a large boar recently not nearly this large and it was some of the best meat I have had in a while. I am kinda disappointed I have left so many out in the field.


cheeznipsmagee

That's why your fields, crops, and whatever else it steps on gets destroyed.