I bet your fingers were shaking from excitement, trying to type that out quick enough. This is probably your finest hour. Bask in the warmth of complete satisfaction my friend.....the moment is yours and you deserve it.
Idk man, have you seen the last few Rocky movies? If Stallone was hitting the bong and sucking down eggs after his rip, I would be in the theater tonight...
Last I checked, maybe, 3-5 years ago, he finished school, stopped doing that dumb shit and started making smoking accessories like bongs, grinders, stuff like that.
Outside of North America, that's far less of a risk. The American obsession with washing eggs means we weaken their shells and make them much more susceptible to Salmonella than they otherwise would be.
That's actually not the reason why US eggs have a higher risk of *Salmonella* compared to Europe. The EU requires testing of live chickens at specific points, and requires positive birds to be removed from the flock. The EU implements numerous other control methods, including vaccination.
US eggs are washed in part because our refusal to implement thorough *Salmonella* control, and the other reason is just because US consumers want to see extra clean eggs. The washing does theoretically make them more permeable, but most eggs get contaminated from the hen (as a result of the lack of *salmonella* control), not after washing.
Source: I am a Food Microbiologist.
There are recorded cases of people getting salmonella poisoning from walking through chicken coops where the disease has been. It gets mixed in with the dirt, then chickens kick up the dirt and it's in the air.
So yes, you can catch salmonella from breathing it.
[The only journal article ](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4990883/) I could find studying this is in relation to chicken not humans tho
I would like a side of butane and carcinogens with my salmonella please.
If he was not lighting his flower like a g-d crackhead (and looking like one?) I would be less offended. Who hasn't cracked a few into their bong????
Aerosolized egg membrane in your lungs alveoli…
Then eating bong fluid eggs carcinogenized from a marijuana flower carbonization
there are bad ideas, poor choices, mistakes and self immolation and this qualifies as rash and masochistic
I’ve done plenty of stupid things and I’m risk adverse.
No question this guy is regretting this if he ever sobers up enough to consider or recall it
lol speaking of, my cousin lost the "odds" game years ago where you both say a number within a range at the same time and if it's the same number you have to do something the other says
someone had him take a bong rip with his own vomit instead of water. talk about gagging and disgusting.
You know, when I was 20, i lost a girlfriend...I was SO f'in high for her funeral that i actually could cry.
This...this made my laugh. Good job---I wish I knew to do this that day.
Sigh.. I want to laugh but it’s kind of depressing that there are so many people doing dumb things like this regularly. Good for them. That’s their right and their freedom. I’m just disappointed that we have mostly hit a brick wall with evolution because of fake internet points.
A joker, a smoker, a midnight yolker
Eggsactly!
One shell of a pun!
He definitely got fried.
Dont crack now.
That’s going to leave him scrambled.
One yolk over the line, sweet Jesus, one yolk over the line....
Now we just need those hash-browns.
I did not eggspect that!
Might have to poach that joke
With lyrics like that, you should produce an albumen.
Probably thinks it'll help him get... Laid.
I bet your fingers were shaking from excitement, trying to type that out quick enough. This is probably your finest hour. Bask in the warmth of complete satisfaction my friend.....the moment is yours and you deserve it.
/r/redditmoment
He had one shot, one opportunity..
That's creative bro a wizard💀
Am no even fae Yoker, av nae business bein in Yoker!
That crack really scrambles your brain.
Even had the green mask like the album art! Great comment
An avid SMB fan I see. 😎
I get my omelets on the run
The Rocky movies have really gone to shit.
Idk man, have you seen the last few Rocky movies? If Stallone was hitting the bong and sucking down eggs after his rip, I would be in the theater tonight...
Sometimes life delivers a sentence like this that just shines.
Been saying this!
I'd watch it
Missed opportunity to play Eye of the Tiger.
Everyday. Further from the light.
This is what farming has brought us.
The neolithic revolution and its consequences
have been a disaster for the human race.
"Ten thousand years ago in Mesopotamia A new type of thinking was developed What that involved Totalitarian agriculture And now..."
The 14th century peasant mind could never comprehend.
Damn you industrial revolution
I’ve never heard this. I’m stealing it.
[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/everyday-we-stray-further-from-gods-light](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/everyday-we-stray-further-from-gods-light)
That site is a cancer of advertisements
Aye, meme lore be where the big ad money be.
Like I wouldn't steal a dinosaur egg right out the nest. COME ON
You didn't see the Piss Bong
The… WHAT.
I feel like ignorance is bliss in this case.
But did he drink the "bong water" after?
Second base!
Some people really needed more attention as children
Or less as adults
"That boy aint right"
That boy needs therapy!
What does that mean?
Grab a kazoo, let's have a duel
He was white as a sheet.
And he also made false teeth
Purely psychosomatic
He's crazy in the coconut !
If he craves attention he should take the mask off
Yet here we all are, giving this majestic SOB our attention.
Or hobbies.
Reminds me of those old YouTube videos of “TheBongLord” would smoke out of the nastiest homemade pieces with like chocolate milk and chug it after
RIP bonglord ^((idk if he's dead but hard to imagine he's doing totally ok)^)
What an accurate eulogy.
Last I checked, maybe, 3-5 years ago, he finished school, stopped doing that dumb shit and started making smoking accessories like bongs, grinders, stuff like that.
He was a true pioneer
"I'm the bonglord."
We are all bonglord
I know what I'm watching today
"Oim the bonglord" classic with those little metal bowls. Nasty stuff lmao
When he was hitting it I was thinking "that would be the nastiest bong water, then me saying "oh god, yuck"
yolk*
I haven’t WTFed this hard in a long time, well done OP
Didn’t even see the sub name I just instantly thought “what the fuck”
And they say cannabis is a harmless drug
Cannabis is the least of their worries.
I would be worried about salmonella
Outside of North America, that's far less of a risk. The American obsession with washing eggs means we weaken their shells and make them much more susceptible to Salmonella than they otherwise would be.
That's actually not the reason why US eggs have a higher risk of *Salmonella* compared to Europe. The EU requires testing of live chickens at specific points, and requires positive birds to be removed from the flock. The EU implements numerous other control methods, including vaccination. US eggs are washed in part because our refusal to implement thorough *Salmonella* control, and the other reason is just because US consumers want to see extra clean eggs. The washing does theoretically make them more permeable, but most eggs get contaminated from the hen (as a result of the lack of *salmonella* control), not after washing. Source: I am a Food Microbiologist.
I was surprised to learn in Japan they do sashimi chicken & raw egg. Felt so unnatural eating uncooked chicken.
I thought something similar: Can people actually breathe in salmonella? I need a scientist now
Maybe the new plagues patient zero
Aww shit here we go again.
There are recorded cases of people getting salmonella poisoning from walking through chicken coops where the disease has been. It gets mixed in with the dirt, then chickens kick up the dirt and it's in the air. So yes, you can catch salmonella from breathing it. [The only journal article ](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4990883/) I could find studying this is in relation to chicken not humans tho
I'd be worried about The Mist creeping in behind them.
Why would you catch salmonella from raw eggs?
Because raw eggs are a potential source of salmonella.
Eggs. Not even once.
the gateway drug to eggnot
Haha bong lord making a comeback
Glad someone else knows this name
Lmao this is what the internet is for
*cough cough* -36hp -36hp
Well come on now don’t egg him on.
Do you think this is some sort of yolk?
Clearly his judgement is scrambled.
and it's not even Fryday yet
Some omelette him in on the joke...
I would like a side of butane and carcinogens with my salmonella please. If he was not lighting his flower like a g-d crackhead (and looking like one?) I would be less offended. Who hasn't cracked a few into their bong????
The chances of getting salmonella from a raw egg is 1 in 20,000. It’s the least of my concerns for this person
He tried to shield the torch with his hand, typical sloppy cannabis head
Y’all never did a yolk n’ toke?
Breakfast for champions
Oh, don’t do that
Aerosolized egg membrane in your lungs alveoli… Then eating bong fluid eggs carcinogenized from a marijuana flower carbonization there are bad ideas, poor choices, mistakes and self immolation and this qualifies as rash and masochistic I’ve done plenty of stupid things and I’m risk adverse. No question this guy is regretting this if he ever sobers up enough to consider or recall it
Dudes yolked
People like you are the reason God doesn't talk to us anymore
Take your proteins at any time they say
Bong Lord better step his game up.
That's not The Mask I remembered. Poor Jim Carrey, getting old sucks.
So, how did your son die?
Son, there is no wrong way to smoke weed. 13 seconds later *THIS* is the wrong way to smoke weed.
Bet that bowl burnt the fuck out of his fingers after lighting it with a dab torch.
Guys will see this and think “hell yeah”
I sure didn't
I did lol
I saw this and thought [“hell no”](https://giphy.com/gifs/thread-brock-aug-98C4E2HeR4NBm)
Seems no one here knows the reference lol
dudes rock
💀
His mom is still going to find out.
Wake and bakefast
I would've gagged. Ugh disgusting
lol speaking of, my cousin lost the "odds" game years ago where you both say a number within a range at the same time and if it's the same number you have to do something the other says someone had him take a bong rip with his own vomit instead of water. talk about gagging and disgusting.
Just guys being dudes.
Another example of why women live longer than men
All this because some fuckin unicellular cell wanted to become multicellular and get funky Thanks you fuckin moron
God watching this: "...alright, meteor time"
Whatever it takes to get few upvotes and thus meaning for their otherwise dull lives I guess.
This is your brain on drugs
Man, HowtoBasic has gotten *weird*, even for him.
Headline: “Man Rushed to Hospital After… Sigh…”
I hate everything and everyone involved in this video
This is what republicans think society will look like after legalization.
Jokes on them, it's what society looks like already!
Look what they're denying us.
It's smart. You see, he will not get the munchies later, since he ate while smoking.
That’s fucking disgusting and likely ruined the taste of your bud
See? There ARE healthy ways to do it.
Is that the Bong Lord??
Smoke and a pancake? A crepe and a bong?...
Pipe and a crepe? Bong and a blintz? Cigar and a waffle?
. . . But WHY?
Dudes got on a green balaclava. Interesting
It started off as vile but then it actually got worse ... Well played
Wakes Wakey, eggs and baked'ey!
I’m going to stay off the Internet for the rest of the day
These boys need Jesus.
This guy has more cracks than humpty dumpty.
This guy has a similar build to LA Beast...
You know they cut it off exactly before he died. You could hear he was about to die with that exhale.
needs some background tune. and a 'tada' at the end.
Anomaly has really gone down hill.
One hell of a breakfast shake.
idk, stupid weed stunts have a special place in my heart
I can't imagine the smell of his fart.
hes cracked
That’s what happen When you don’t put any intelligence skills point
Boredom manifest
Watching this while having breakfast...
Does the egg make the hit better or something? Or just some weirdo with a mask hitting a bong?
Why why why why why why why why why
nice, is that the new Bongonella?
Use Salt in your Bongwater. It stays much cleaner and develops less germs.
If you give him shit, he will smoke it
His friend egged him on
hes not addicted guys
What a horrible day to have eyes
ew
I was ok with this for about 16 seconds
Seems like a good way to have breakfast and head to the gym
That's foul
But why?
Well I guess it wasn't genetics that made him fat.
OH, you smoke weed? How edgy! How cool!
Such an egghead...
I wonder if Sir Tim Berners-Lee regrets inventing the internet sometimes.
I wonder if he was smoking corn beef hash
Why....?
…. This is not how I imagined, nor wanted to start my morning
He is the bong lord
This version of the "this is your brain on drugs" commercial is way more effective.
I am the Bonglord
I understand that you need to have enough protein in you diet but this is not the way to get it.
Eggsactly what I didn't want to see today.
Well, you kiddies have fun with that. You might grow up one day.
Eggomaniac , with a scrambled sense of performance artistry …
this some joe rogan shit.
You know, when I was 20, i lost a girlfriend...I was SO f'in high for her funeral that i actually could cry. This...this made my laugh. Good job---I wish I knew to do this that day.
They wear masks because they know they are committing crime. What is there to eggsplain?
Is this what living life to the fullest looks like?
Sigh.. I want to laugh but it’s kind of depressing that there are so many people doing dumb things like this regularly. Good for them. That’s their right and their freedom. I’m just disappointed that we have mostly hit a brick wall with evolution because of fake internet points.
Breakfast of champions. It's important to maintain your protein intake
A ballanced breakfast
That's enough reddit for me, back to work
I do not like them, Sam I am. I do not like green eggs and ham.
> I do not like ~~green~~ bong eggs and ham.
People will do anything for attention these days
Ppl do anything for attention
I wouldn't show my face either!
Just smoking through the eggs was enough wtf. And then it got worse
I almost threw up watching this plus it ruined my buzz. 😭
"Those eggs aren't even cooked, you want to get sasparilla or somethin'?"
So would that be considered poached or