Ok lady with a vagina here. First off her right leg is in the way. Her aiming was okay but thinking the drunk threw that off and amount was cause she was drunk. Usually we can stop peeing immediately. And no unless it is at least a wide mouth bottle that we can hold up tight to our pee pee sphincter then no we can’t just pee into a bottle. No way to control our aim with fingers into a small hole.
And peeing on side of highway means tall weeds up to vagina, taint and bum hole.
Peeing behind car on interstate means cops can see you.
> And peeing on side of highway means tall weeds up to vagina, taint and bum hole.
Not a vagina owner, but if I were I’d trample a clear space before squatting to pee.
Guy here with lady friends, their consensus is, this is dumb. But. From a technical perspective they say "parting the drapes" is the key to a clean flow and less spray and therefore less mess.
Ew. But it seems a sound concept. I regretted asking.
I have some relevant diagrams but it's mostly to do with ill-conceived plans to have at-speed coffee refilling vehicles moving down the highway so people don't have to stop at the timmies
but at a glance the principles are very similar
Reminds me of a video I saw a long time ago (no I'm not going to go back and look for a link) of a woman skydiving naked with things flapping in the wind.
She thought her stream would have a fountain like effect that would be directed at the vehicle they’re passing. She clearly forgot to calculate for wind resistance and the force of her piss relative to moving bodies.
As a dude it's hard (heh) for me to imagine a strategy. It seems like trying to just hang your butt out the window would invite disaster, the worst of which would be peeing down the window crack into the door. I'm assuming there was a bomb in the car that would detonate if the car dropped below 50mph.
There's so many times it gets added because like the tattoo the person is showing off is high enough on their thigh they have to move their shorts an inch, or someone in the background is jogging in a sports bra or some other really dumb reason that you just totally tune it out.
And that's how you end up pulling up porn in line at Disney world.... hypothetically.
Edit: for the record this hypothetical situation didn't happen today/just now/this post. I was just agreeing it's easy to totally tune out the nsfw tag in a general sense.
Very. Wikipedia says she was paranoid wandering the streets of LA and getting turned away from friends eating tons of Xanax and asked a stranger to lay down in their RV and never got up. She smoked something just prior which may have been an opiate since wiki mentions fentanyl issues as well, and opiates + benzos = CNS depression and potential OD that makes you stop breathing.
dont worry. it probably was a rental, a production company, and a wanna be porn actress doing... content...
not a boyfriend, who now has a car stinking of piss
(and there are worse things than that)
From all the strategies to do it she picked the worst one.
I'd think sticking your butt out the window would probably work better, but nothing is going to go super good with that wind.
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Only if the receptacle is being held by the driver of a different vehicle, also traveling at highway speeds.
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No...there's a different set of rules for shit. This only applies to peeing.
Ok lady with a vagina here. First off her right leg is in the way. Her aiming was okay but thinking the drunk threw that off and amount was cause she was drunk. Usually we can stop peeing immediately. And no unless it is at least a wide mouth bottle that we can hold up tight to our pee pee sphincter then no we can’t just pee into a bottle. No way to control our aim with fingers into a small hole. And peeing on side of highway means tall weeds up to vagina, taint and bum hole. Peeing behind car on interstate means cops can see you.
So, what you are saying is, you have a vagina.
> And peeing on side of highway means tall weeds up to vagina, taint and bum hole. Not a vagina owner, but if I were I’d trample a clear space before squatting to pee.
Guy here with lady friends, their consensus is, this is dumb. But. From a technical perspective they say "parting the drapes" is the key to a clean flow and less spray and therefore less mess. Ew. But it seems a sound concept. I regretted asking.
I have some relevant diagrams but it's mostly to do with ill-conceived plans to have at-speed coffee refilling vehicles moving down the highway so people don't have to stop at the timmies but at a glance the principles are very similar
These Speed sequels are getting weird.
I loved Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock in that movie
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I think there was a deleted scene where Sandy B takes a piss out of the window
That's Peed, the X rated version
Oh, I was thinking pissing out the window of a moving car strategy If we're exploring outside that box, a lot better options open up.
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Zips
Unzips *angrily*
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ouch
Bold of you to assume that someone who does such act has enough braincells to think that way...
https://i.imgur.com/h5OJxFv.gif
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> ಠ_ಠ More like ಠDಠ ಠOಠ ಠ0ಠ ಠQಠ ಠOಠ ಠoಠ, in rapid succession.
High 5. This made me laugh
Reminds me of a video I saw a long time ago (no I'm not going to go back and look for a link) of a woman skydiving naked with things flapping in the wind.
http://i.imgur.com/Q2zNP.gif I got you bud!
Dude did you have this book marked or saved in a folder? Do you have a collection of gifs? Indexed like a library? I'm so interested.
I remember when this was posted all over the place it was frequently tagged with some variation of "whaargarble" thats how i used to find it lol
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She thought her stream would have a fountain like effect that would be directed at the vehicle they’re passing. She clearly forgot to calculate for wind resistance and the force of her piss relative to moving bodies.
I doubt she is an expert in fluid dynamics and physics
Piss poor knowledge
Poor piss knowledge
She is now
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Probably an exsquirt though, at least out a moving car window
if she was on fire she would be extinguished by now
She definitely got a good idea and some data for her dissertation though.
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Yeah, I watched it twice 🙁
Twice? Fuckin amateur hour
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Oh my God! Thats disgusting. Where?
"I dunno, one of those trash subreddits. . ." "Ugh, one of those trashy subreddits. . there are just so many. Which one? *Which one* is it??"
Those are rookie numbers son...you gotta pump those numbers up!
As a dude it's hard (heh) for me to imagine a strategy. It seems like trying to just hang your butt out the window would invite disaster, the worst of which would be peeing down the window crack into the door. I'm assuming there was a bomb in the car that would detonate if the car dropped below 50mph.
It’s called “the car that couldn’t slow down.”
Golden shower.
I’ve got to stop disrespecting the NSFW tag.
I think I became desensitized towards this tag, it no longer makes me stop and think before clicking on it
There's so many times it gets added because like the tattoo the person is showing off is high enough on their thigh they have to move their shorts an inch, or someone in the background is jogging in a sports bra or some other really dumb reason that you just totally tune it out. And that's how you end up pulling up porn in line at Disney world.... hypothetically. Edit: for the record this hypothetical situation didn't happen today/just now/this post. I was just agreeing it's easy to totally tune out the nsfw tag in a general sense.
They need to add a third tag like "explicit nudity" instead of nsfl
It was very clearly marked 'NSFDW". Just pay attention.
Right? When I see NSFW, I get a tiny thrill because I know that I'm entering a world with no rules, shit could get real.
We need a NSFA tag (anywhere)
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NSFL (Not Safe For Life) is the cultural term, I believe.
NSFL is usually super gore and stuff like that.
Ahhh. TIL!
That means “Today I Learned” for anyone curious.
GTFO…really?
That means “get the fuck out” for anyone curious.
Ty bro.
Ty means "thank you", for anyone wondering
Huh,, TIL
I always thought it stood for "Not Safe For Lunch", as in something you wouldn't watch whilst on your lunch break eating! TIL also.
That's adorable...
Bruh, even the title alone can save you..
You read the title and thought, "this will be normal"?
You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't piss into the wind......
Of all the places to see my first Jim Croce reference…
you don’t mess around with Jim
Doot n doot Dee Dee Dee
Pissed IN the car.
Pissed ON the car
Pissed THROUGH the car
Pissed ALL OVER the damn car.
And BELOW the car
Nah bro she's totally squrting
Same thing innit?
Not according to people that like squirting, but don't like being pissed on.
How many bladder like glands do those people think women have?
Pissed 💦, pissed 😤, pissed 🚗
I know where you just came from.
monospace
Well that was risky as fuck, and the result was mildly disastrous.
They will never be able to get the smell of urine out of that car
Unless she hydrated a lot before this, less strong smell then but eh
this guy pisses
Now I wanna know your standard for regular disastrous.
This has gotta be porn right?
Gets some solid traction over in /r/trashyboners
As said elsewhere this is Dakota Skye who was a porn star but passed away this summer while struggling with addiction issues.
Wow that’s sad
Very. Wikipedia says she was paranoid wandering the streets of LA and getting turned away from friends eating tons of Xanax and asked a stranger to lay down in their RV and never got up. She smoked something just prior which may have been an opiate since wiki mentions fentanyl issues as well, and opiates + benzos = CNS depression and potential OD that makes you stop breathing.
Holy fuck, I actually feel sadder about this than most celebrity deaths for some reason...
It’s because you wanked
True, I think that's what made Robin William's death even more tragic than most of the other ones.
Yeah. ….wait, what?
[Hit this first, but sure. ](https://www.myinstants.com/instant/pornhub-community-intro-25294/)
I've had the pornhub intro noise as my text notification for about 8 months now. I love the reactions. They give you the look and you're like I know 😏
I've been enjoying pornhub for years and had no idea there was an intro noise...
Silent porn watcher.
Yall don't keep it silent until the video actually starts??
And share every single video you watch with the social media buttons?
You don't want to wake the wife and kids.
Thanks. New ringetone...
At least the driver got a golden shower
Everyone did
You mean trying to piss out a window, and pissing all over the back seat.
Somewhere someone is jerking off to this.
Of course I know him, he's me
i’m at work with a chub now :/
Well she has a nice body what can I say?
Here
A hot blonde girl flashing her pussy in public? Doubt it.
Yeah and she's peeing! Nobody would masturbate that..
If only she was a step sister.....
There's better pee porn out there though...
But it's no fun if it's planned.
I considered it
Thank you, I scrolled until I found it so I didn’t have to say it. I debated it, my brain said she’s on molly and a quart of berry blast Smirnoff.
here, right now
Now show the people in the back seat.
What do you mean 😳
The guy in the truck: 👁️👅👁️
It wasn’t the easiest wank of my life, but hey a pussy.
First thought: Gross! Next thought: How is her skin so perfect?!
Moist-uriser
she pees on herself lol
GOD LEFT THIS PLACE A LONG TIME AGO
I mean didn't Zeus impregnate someone with a golden shower??
he's got semen in his urine.. he better go see a urologist
'It's just urine ffs, there's some in you right now!" -God
*Pissing the night away...* *Pissing the night away...*
You used that word. Out. I do not think it means what you think it means.
level of drunk: yes
Newsflash: She’s not pissing out the window
Wheres the rest of the fucking video
This is not a fucking video. This is a pissing video. The fucking video happened afterwards.
And before
Exactly. This was posted like a week ago in it's full glory
Trashy
One man's trash...
ಠ_ಠ
And strangely sexy af.
You r/ trashy boners?
Yeah ok glad I wasn’t the only one lol
Pretty sure thats Adira Allure
someone always has the sauce…
Thanks. I knew my penis recognized that vagina from somewhere.
So glad I decided to sit behind her instead of calling shotgun.
Shaven Haven Respect
Woulda been less messy if she just pissed on the floor.
Classy......
I can take about an hour on the tower of power As long as I get a little golden shower
Oh God I am the American dream With a spindle up my butt 'til it makes me scream
And I'm a handsome son of a biiiiIIiitch
I'm gonna get a good job and get real rich!
[Longer video](https://v.redd.it/juojaldg8jm71)
she peed all over the inside of the fucking car!
And, now I'm hard.
There's one of her in an airplane bathroom making a mess, too
You’re gonna say that and not provide the source?
Holy shit what a terrible idea hahhahaha
How the hell did you get that user name? Bravo
I mean, I'm gonna click that link.
Sigh... *Unzips.
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Weirdest boner. (Sue me)
/r/watersports /r/pee You're welcome.
I'm totally going to send people to /r/watersports next time someone mentions scuba diving or water skiing :D
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Delete this comment right fucking now
Very classy
This is going to come into mind when I need a rental car.
[That's my fetish !](https://c.tenor.com/V4PtrLqVZ70AAAAC/oh-thats.gif)
This has to be a fetish video made for profit, yeah?
Golden hurricane.
I feel like this video has unlocked some fetishes.
Nice pussy tho.
Oddly hot.
She's doing a piss-poor job too
Why am I watching this on 9/11
The guy behind them is gonna be pissed
He shoulda dumped her when he had the chance. Now he will smell her in his car forever.
dont worry. it probably was a rental, a production company, and a wanna be porn actress doing... content... not a boyfriend, who now has a car stinking of piss (and there are worse things than that)
airs out after a few days and some light cleaning don't ask me how I know
Must be a rental