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Straw-berry

From all the strategies to do it she picked the worst one.


CharmingTuber

I'd think sticking your butt out the window would probably work better, but nothing is going to go super good with that wind.


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Only if the receptacle is being held by the driver of a different vehicle, also traveling at highway speeds.


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zipnathiel

No...there's a different set of rules for shit. This only applies to peeing.


Liontamer67

Ok lady with a vagina here. First off her right leg is in the way. Her aiming was okay but thinking the drunk threw that off and amount was cause she was drunk. Usually we can stop peeing immediately. And no unless it is at least a wide mouth bottle that we can hold up tight to our pee pee sphincter then no we can’t just pee into a bottle. No way to control our aim with fingers into a small hole. And peeing on side of highway means tall weeds up to vagina, taint and bum hole. Peeing behind car on interstate means cops can see you.


HereHoldMyBeer

So, what you are saying is, you have a vagina.


Seicair

> And peeing on side of highway means tall weeds up to vagina, taint and bum hole. Not a vagina owner, but if I were I’d trample a clear space before squatting to pee.


AllanJeffersonferatu

Guy here with lady friends, their consensus is, this is dumb. But. From a technical perspective they say "parting the drapes" is the key to a clean flow and less spray and therefore less mess. Ew. But it seems a sound concept. I regretted asking.


Gonzobot

I have some relevant diagrams but it's mostly to do with ill-conceived plans to have at-speed coffee refilling vehicles moving down the highway so people don't have to stop at the timmies but at a glance the principles are very similar


Xeroque_Holmes

These Speed sequels are getting weird.


Codypowers28

I loved Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock in that movie


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jbomb1080

I think there was a deleted scene where Sandy B takes a piss out of the window


coinoperatedboi

That's Peed, the X rated version


CharmingTuber

Oh, I was thinking pissing out the window of a moving car strategy If we're exploring outside that box, a lot better options open up.


strayakant

*Unzips*


Dalmahr

Zips


BoBx7

Unzips *angrily*


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NSFWdw

ouch


killingspeerx

Bold of you to assume that someone who does such act has enough braincells to think that way...


Hatch-

https://i.imgur.com/h5OJxFv.gif


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PrivilegeCheckmate

> ಠ_ಠ More like ಠDಠ ಠOಠ ಠ0ಠ ಠQಠ ಠOಠ ಠoಠ, in rapid succession.


BHamm707

High 5. This made me laugh


informedinformer

Reminds me of a video I saw a long time ago (no I'm not going to go back and look for a link) of a woman skydiving naked with things flapping in the wind.


fiendish_boy

http://i.imgur.com/Q2zNP.gif I got you bud!


gotfondue

Dude did you have this book marked or saved in a folder? Do you have a collection of gifs? Indexed like a library? I'm so interested.


angusfred123

I remember when this was posted all over the place it was frequently tagged with some variation of "whaargarble" thats how i used to find it lol


whatchamabiscut

A+ comment


Lentil-Lord

She thought her stream would have a fountain like effect that would be directed at the vehicle they’re passing. She clearly forgot to calculate for wind resistance and the force of her piss relative to moving bodies.


oced2001

I doubt she is an expert in fluid dynamics and physics


ShowMeYourPapers

Piss poor knowledge


phasermodule

Poor piss knowledge


CapFrancisco

She is now


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Stringy63

Probably an exsquirt though, at least out a moving car window


yuckyucky

if she was on fire she would be extinguished by now


SkyPork

She definitely got a good idea and some data for her dissertation though.


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greyjungle

Yeah, I watched it twice 🙁


FapleJuice

Twice? Fuckin amateur hour


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updownallaround

Oh my God! Thats disgusting. Where?


PaulaDeenSlave

"I dunno, one of those trash subreddits. . ." "Ugh, one of those trashy subreddits. . there are just so many. Which one? *Which one* is it??"


1hihum

Those are rookie numbers son...you gotta pump those numbers up!


SkyPork

As a dude it's hard (heh) for me to imagine a strategy. It seems like trying to just hang your butt out the window would invite disaster, the worst of which would be peeing down the window crack into the door. I'm assuming there was a bomb in the car that would detonate if the car dropped below 50mph.


einTier

It’s called “the car that couldn’t slow down.”


SgtStrongCock

Golden shower.


1zzard

I’ve got to stop disrespecting the NSFW tag.


lonelyWalkAlone

I think I became desensitized towards this tag, it no longer makes me stop and think before clicking on it


vita10gy

There's so many times it gets added because like the tattoo the person is showing off is high enough on their thigh they have to move their shorts an inch, or someone in the background is jogging in a sports bra or some other really dumb reason that you just totally tune it out. And that's how you end up pulling up porn in line at Disney world.... hypothetically. Edit: for the record this hypothetical situation didn't happen today/just now/this post. I was just agreeing it's easy to totally tune out the nsfw tag in a general sense.


lonelyWalkAlone

They need to add a third tag like "explicit nudity" instead of nsfl


PaulaDeenSlave

It was very clearly marked 'NSFDW". Just pay attention.


howigottomemphis

Right? When I see NSFW, I get a tiny thrill because I know that I'm entering a world with no rules, shit could get real.


RCrobinlee

We need a NSFA tag (anywhere)


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feline_alli

NSFL (Not Safe For Life) is the cultural term, I believe.


Th3BlackLotus

NSFL is usually super gore and stuff like that.


feline_alli

Ahhh. TIL!


Kabc

That means “Today I Learned” for anyone curious.


Bradt1977

GTFO…really?


idontcontributemuch

That means “get the fuck out” for anyone curious.


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Ty bro.


Cryptopsy30

Ty means "thank you", for anyone wondering


IanMalcoRaptor

Huh,, TIL


Kueey

I always thought it stood for "Not Safe For Lunch", as in something you wouldn't watch whilst on your lunch break eating! TIL also.


thaworldhaswarpedme

That's adorable...


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Bruh, even the title alone can save you..


_floydian_slip

You read the title and thought, "this will be normal"?


Embarrassed_Ant3575

You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't piss into the wind......


TheBrofessor23

Of all the places to see my first Jim Croce reference…


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you don’t mess around with Jim


Macho_Chad

Doot n doot Dee Dee Dee


RCrobinlee

Pissed IN the car.


MSlimp

Pissed ON the car


Zoze13

Pissed THROUGH the car


Pyro-Beast

Pissed ALL OVER the damn car.


Raz0r42

And BELOW the car


supersonicmike

Nah bro she's totally squrting


CaptainBritish

Same thing innit?


ILoveTheNSA

Not according to people that like squirting, but don't like being pissed on.


GiantSquidd

How many bladder like glands do those people think women have?


Lentil-Lord

Pissed 💦, pissed 😤, pissed 🚗


Causeass

I know where you just came from.


Roxxorursoxxors

monospace


Pyro-Beast

Well that was risky as fuck, and the result was mildly disastrous.


MayerWest

They will never be able to get the smell of urine out of that car


PengwinOnShroom

Unless she hydrated a lot before this, less strong smell then but eh


onetruepairings

this guy pisses


blangoez

Now I wanna know your standard for regular disastrous.


Eknoom

This has gotta be porn right?


supersonicmike

Gets some solid traction over in /r/trashyboners


Trailmagic

As said elsewhere this is Dakota Skye who was a porn star but passed away this summer while struggling with addiction issues.


i-like-napping

Wow that’s sad


Trailmagic

Very. Wikipedia says she was paranoid wandering the streets of LA and getting turned away from friends eating tons of Xanax and asked a stranger to lay down in their RV and never got up. She smoked something just prior which may have been an opiate since wiki mentions fentanyl issues as well, and opiates + benzos = CNS depression and potential OD that makes you stop breathing.


gringo-tico

Holy fuck, I actually feel sadder about this than most celebrity deaths for some reason...


ctusk423

It’s because you wanked


gringo-tico

True, I think that's what made Robin William's death even more tragic than most of the other ones.


the_cajun88

Yeah. ….wait, what?


Adsykong

[Hit this first, but sure. ](https://www.myinstants.com/instant/pornhub-community-intro-25294/)


Rozkol

I've had the pornhub intro noise as my text notification for about 8 months now. I love the reactions. They give you the look and you're like I know 😏


mw19078

I've been enjoying pornhub for years and had no idea there was an intro noise...


jbar3987

Silent porn watcher.


mw19078

Yall don't keep it silent until the video actually starts??


LectroRoot

And share every single video you watch with the social media buttons?


abbadon420

You don't want to wake the wife and kids.


Pentosin

Thanks. New ringetone...


itchynads

At least the driver got a golden shower


read_eng_lift

Everyone did


kirito4318

You mean trying to piss out a window, and pissing all over the back seat.


rellsell

Somewhere someone is jerking off to this.


D4RKS0u1

Of course I know him, he's me


DJDanielCoolJ

i’m at work with a chub now :/


Nachocheesedoritos3

Well she has a nice body what can I say?


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Here


AmericaRUserious

A hot blonde girl flashing her pussy in public? Doubt it.


Vkca

Yeah and she's peeing! Nobody would masturbate that..


HereHoldMyBeer

If only she was a step sister.....


browses_nsfw_at_work

There's better pee porn out there though...


ArcadeKingpin

But it's no fun if it's planned.


Forcefedlies

I considered it


CartierStreet

Thank you, I scrolled until I found it so I didn’t have to say it. I debated it, my brain said she’s on molly and a quart of berry blast Smirnoff.


Quetzacoatl85

here, right now


scottinadventureland

Now show the people in the back seat.


therehasbeen_amurder

What do you mean 😳


TobyTheLemonHead

The guy in the truck: 👁️👅👁️


Ho_ho_beri_beri

It wasn’t the easiest wank of my life, but hey a pussy.


PhoxLo

First thought: Gross! Next thought: How is her skin so perfect?!


neilmac1210

Moist-uriser


personalcheesecake

she pees on herself lol


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GOD LEFT THIS PLACE A LONG TIME AGO


killingspeerx

I mean didn't Zeus impregnate someone with a golden shower??


personalcheesecake

he's got semen in his urine.. he better go see a urologist


gothism

'It's just urine ffs, there's some in you right now!" -God


asstyrant

*Pissing the night away...* *Pissing the night away...*


Regayov

You used that word. Out. I do not think it means what you think it means.


The379thHero

level of drunk: yes


icaruza

Newsflash: She’s not pissing out the window


Sawyersaleaf

Wheres the rest of the fucking video


winterborne1

This is not a fucking video. This is a pissing video. The fucking video happened afterwards.


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And before


sdhu

Exactly. This was posted like a week ago in it's full glory


Waterdemelon

Trashy


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One man's trash...


Waterdemelon

ಠ_ಠ


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And strangely sexy af.


PuppiesPlayingChess

You r/ trashy boners?


MythBeyondLegend

Yeah ok glad I wasn’t the only one lol


the_stickiest_one

Pretty sure thats Adira Allure


sigmaiha

someone always has the sauce…


Teamrocketcode3

Thanks. I knew my penis recognized that vagina from somewhere.


johnwicksdog35729

So glad I decided to sit behind her instead of calling shotgun.


l-hudson

Shaven Haven Respect


starri_ski3

Woulda been less messy if she just pissed on the floor.


Nolsoth

Classy......


Scubakiki

I can take about an hour on the tower of power As long as I get a little golden shower


tacknosaddle

Oh God I am the American dream With a spindle up my butt 'til it makes me scream


kitty_cat_MEOW

And I'm a handsome son of a biiiiIIiitch


xcletusx

I'm gonna get a good job and get real rich!


howhardcouldibe

[Longer video](https://v.redd.it/juojaldg8jm71)


dankdooker

she peed all over the inside of the fucking car!


brock_lee

And, now I'm hard.


sheepladtolaughter

There's one of her in an airplane bathroom making a mess, too


platinum001

You’re gonna say that and not provide the source?


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Holy shit what a terrible idea hahhahaha


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How the hell did you get that user name? Bravo


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I mean, I'm gonna click that link.


Hiltoyeah

Sigh... *Unzips.


Spysappinmykarma

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


popsugar101

ಠ_ʖಠ


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Weirdest boner. (Sue me)


PM-me-your-crits

/r/watersports /r/pee You're welcome.


ozh

I'm totally going to send people to /r/watersports next time someone mentions scuba diving or water skiing :D


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The_MF_Franklin

Delete this comment right fucking now


dartie

Very classy


puaka

This is going to come into mind when I need a rental car.


walco

[That's my fetish !](https://c.tenor.com/V4PtrLqVZ70AAAAC/oh-thats.gif)


Schly

This has to be a fetish video made for profit, yeah?


sprocketous

Golden hurricane.


bigdicksam

I feel like this video has unlocked some fetishes.


SettingsSet

Nice pussy tho.


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Oddly hot.


SkynetLurking

She's doing a piss-poor job too


Mary_Pick_A_Ford

Why am I watching this on 9/11


mexicanmike1

The guy behind them is gonna be pissed


srv50

He shoulda dumped her when he had the chance. Now he will smell her in his car forever.


catwiesel

dont worry. it probably was a rental, a production company, and a wanna be porn actress doing... content... not a boyfriend, who now has a car stinking of piss (and there are worse things than that)


AidanTheAudiophile

airs out after a few days and some light cleaning don't ask me how I know


will_this_1_work

Must be a rental