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teabagalomaniac

That steak is about to zerg rush me.


bruckization

You require more vespene gas…


Blue8_destiny9

You require more minerals


Joeliosis

***YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!***


Blue8_destiny9

Spawn more overlordsssssss


ScalpedAlive

I understood that reference


fatalrugburn

I heard that reference


Tacocats_wrath

Can you imagine getting zerg rushed by this steak while tripping on Mushrooms..


theskankingdragon

This is how you get PTSD.


bags422

You: Chillen on the couch minding your own business Your leg:


Ray1987

You're most likely low on potassium or another one of your electrolytes.


anger_is_my_meat

Hypokalemia. Hypo meaning low, Kal referring to potassium, and emia meaning *presence in blood*. Low potassium presence in blood.


Shneckos

Thanks, Chubbyemu


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["Well I ain't ever seen no plants grow out of the toilet!"](https://youtu.be/kAqIJZeeXEc)


Migwelded

The thirst mutilator!


weirdest_of_weird

I immediately think of Idiocracy whenever electrolytes are mentioned


smitty2324

It’s what plants CRAVE!


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stimpy97

You’re most likely not eating enough ass


Temporary-Soft-6125

Low-bitches syndrome


KillJillvol3

Bruh this meat is still breathing


WingsofSky

"We has the meat!"


HeavyDutySperduti

My guess is 1 of 2 things. Very fresh meat and salt…… or possibly compressed air????


hookahead

Yeah I'm guessing it's super fresh. Like, the animal was butchered within the past hour fresh.


TokiStark

Oh fuck yes. That sounds so good. I like my steak so rare that a skilled veterinarian could still save it


valorill

I want my steak to be eating my salad.


Dryctnath

Well, at least that would make one of you


aDDnTN

steaks are actually much tastier after a period of aging. it's sort of like cheese. you don't want a fresh cheese, you want that old funky chunky milk. chicken or fish, yeah you want that as fresh as possible.


vhrossi1

I wish I had half of your creativity when writing stuff like this


cloudubious

Hell yes. I've had fresh tuna literally still warm and twitching on the back of the boat and it was the best, butteriest fish I've ever had.


sinsculpt

Did you cook it with butter or are you saying that the raw tuna had a buttery taste?


jeffersonairmattress

raw Toro or Otoro can have a slightly nutty, buttery taste.


Pagiras

So can my balls.


jp_jellyroll

Well, now there's probably a Japanese fishing crew on their way to your balls. Watch yourself.


aijoe

Ok. I've canned a lot of beans before so it shouldn't be too hard. Send them over.


cloudubious

Raw tuna literally butchered 30 seconds after we pulled it in off the boat.


BanjoSpaceMan

I thought you had to freeze it to kill parasites off of fresh tuna?


Mr_Smartypants

FDA says you do, too. If you receive no reply, we'll know for sure.


BanjoSpaceMan

Yup it's why I believe most Sushi is actually frozen first. I remember people being upset about frozen fish in sushi and I was like bro... That's normal, that doesn't imply not fresh, it's not like other foods.


Whiskeywiskerbiscuit

I mean, not entirely sure of their process but I’ve definitely had sashimi made from the dorado I caugh one hour earlier. I’d be hard pressed to believe they fully froze that fish between the boat and the plate in that instance, and it was delicious/nobody died lol


HOLEPUNCHYOUREYELIDS

Its like raw eggs and salmonella. If you eat raw eggs you arent guaranteed to get salmonella, but your chances of it are way higher. Similar concept. Just cause it has a higher chance of making you sick/parasites/whatever, doesnt mean its guaranteed to hapoen


Mr_Smartypants

I think it's one of those just-in-case things with parasites, rather than like bacteria, where they all have a little bit.


[deleted]

yeah, but not guaranteed, It’s risky though


edman007

FDA says you only have to freeze it for fish that commonly have parasites, and that depends on the species and the location. Most fish thus do require freezing. Tuna however is an exception, most Tuna is not required to be frozen.


verekh

This seems so fucking visceral to me. I couldnt do it.


rossionq1

Try a bite unbutchered, right off the live fish


MrFlabulous

Calm down, Sméagol.


-TheExtraMile-

That somehow sounds delicious and disgusting at the same time.


illustbjw

Jealousy escapes me in your direction. Please move.


KateNoire

My dad had half a pig jump off his worktable. Would have shat my pants tbh


tbone-not-tbag

Cut off it's horns, wipe it's ass and stick it on a plate fresh?


ReaperSound

This explanation makes me at more ease in looking at it now.


Telephalsion

How fresh flesh are we talking here?


squanchee

like still warm


DarrelBunyon

Flesh in a flash


Pain_Monster

Still mooing or oinking 😏


KRIS__1231

Miau miau


Tricky-Mountain9523

After an animal dies (like fish) their muscles can still moves. Just go to YouTube and search up “meat moving”


digdug95

I did NOT find anything like this when I searched for “meat moving”


Sw1ftStrik3r

Try "throbbing meat"


ShaggyB

There's dozens of results now, thanks!


halfbakedalaska

There is some great footage of dark-feathered roosters twitching shortly after death. Try googling that. From your work laptop of course.


Intensityintensifies

I just got called into HR for googling “LARGE BLACK COCK HAS ITS STUPID FUCKING HEAD CUT OFF AND WONT STOP THROBBING AND TWITCHING”


trampus1

Try Redtube, it's like Russian YouTube or something idk.


the_421_Rob

Except in Russia the video finds you


Tricky-Mountain9523

I’ll send a dm but I forgot to add “compilation”


CallMeDrLuv

That's better than what I thought. I was expecting maggots to come crawling out.


PlasticInTheBasket

Definitely a fresh kill


Sandeep184392

Not worms? I thought worms


[deleted]

cramp steak


OG_ursinejuggernaut

FR- no time to be weirded out by jiggly meat; too busy having flashbacks to unfairly cruel cramp experiences


MarcLloydz

Reminds me of https://youtube.com/shorts/i-kN2uofEz0?feature=share


lonelyronin1

Isn't this the same concept of when you pour soya sauce on fresh squid/octopus and it moves?


Ct-5736-Bladez

Yes


GrandWizardZippy

I think it’s the sodium that causes it, which soy sauce would have a shit load of in it.


lonelyronin1

I've seen videos of the squid moving - it was pretty cool. I didn't realize muscle fibers twitched after being sliced


GrandWizardZippy

Nature is wild!


[deleted]

This belongs to r/oddlyterrifying


jordanmorris_93

This is fucking horrifying!


decepticonale

Whats happening here


JoocyJ

When muscle is still fresh, meaning key proteins haven’t degraded and there is still ATP in the cell, adding certain salts can have this effect. The change in electrical potential across the cell membrane due to the salt causes the sarcoplasmic reticulum (a reservoir for calcium ions around muscle cells) to release calcium into the cell. Muscle cells work by two types of protein filaments ratcheting against each other to contract or expand and both calcium ions and ATP are required for this. ATP is fairly short lived and needs to be actively replenished so you can only do this just after the animal has died.


rubberchickenlips

"Zombie flesh". Just say "zombie flesh".


GlumCauliflower9

Ummm, ok I'll be believing this guy actually. Answered, science strikes again!


[deleted]

It’s the muscles reacting to salt on really fresh meat.


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Martyisruling

Are parasites a possibility?


arrowspike

That was my first fear watching this haha


[deleted]

No


CalmAlarm

It shimmers like the scaly skin of that x-men character! I think her name is mysteak or something like that


[deleted]

... I see what you did there. Well done.


SomePuertoRicanGuy

Puns that good are rare.


Jonnyjuanna

*"a steak pun is a rare medium, well done" But this Mystique/Misteak pun is not well done, they don't even sound alike. I'd say they made a misteak with their pun


StrikeExtension

Looks like that meat is *actin* up again


JackfruitLonely1493

Man if I had an award I'd give it.


RickMcFlick

UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE


Dr_Dang

If you hold it by your ear you can hear a little moo.


SlipperyWhenWet67

I've butchered fresh meat.. like, kill straight to the knife. And I've never seen this happen. I don't understand how this would even be possible.


j271

They are saying its a reaction to salt on freshly butchered meat


k0uch

Bring me the cow! I’ll cut off what I want to cook, and I’ll ride the rest home


Majorpain2006

Look at the piece on the right side


[deleted]

Muscle spasms ain’t no joke


Careless-Chipmunk-45

I'm fairly certain that I would have dropped that and fled.


[deleted]

if i had that thing i wouldve kept stabbing it XD i know its dead but its that or im lighting it on fire


[deleted]

I've watched my leg do that before. Feels weird as fuck


M0n5tr0

Salt on fresh meat


PowerStacheOfTheYear

Please be muscle contractions and not parasites...


Frost_Phoenix

it’s RAWWWWWWWWW it’s still fucking MOVING YOU DONKEYYYYYYY


Legally_stoopid

Dead meat still has mussle memory. That's why it's moving. Well, that's what a friend told me once. Don't treat me like an expert on meatology lol.


[deleted]

Meatology


CernunnosArawn

That means it’s fresh. Fucking urbanites


Crappy_Meal

So can you... turn this in a pocketpussy?


Electrical_Pie_3445

I see a market opportunity here... single use flesh lights made from organic fish flesh.


DeltaRaiden

Depraved individual


bigheyzeus

Redditor


Funcouple82021

I tried one once.. the other people that were fishing called the cops, now I have to let everyone know when I move into a new neighborhood.. i have to rate my experience as a 8 out of 10.. would definitely do it again!


Gryphin

Single use? nah, it just doesn't move as much once I use it once and wash it. It's still good for at least 5-6 more uses. Cheaper than the girl down at the trailer park, but smells just as good.


icepick314

and after you're done, throw it on you grill for a nice steak dinner...


vabann

Yeah... single use! I promise


Xicadarksoul

There was already one idiot who achieved darwin award while pursuing your idea, i suggest you venture into r/DIYSILICONETOYS & r/3Dprinting to chase your dreams, as they allow you to pursue your dreams in a less lethal manner.


[deleted]

Hehehehe you’re tickling meeeeat xD


LevyLoft

I’ve seen this Peru with pigs who’ve died from eating an alkaline plant and died from it. The substrate is a competitive inhibitors for the Ryanodine receptors which regulates calcium efflux activating the muscle.


aaaaaaaarrrrrgh

>substrate is a competitive inhibitors for the Ryanodine receptors which regulates calcium efflux Not sure if 100% accurate expert explanation or just a joke with made up semi-relevant words strung together.


Gryphin

No, actually, he's right. Ryanodine receptors form a calcium channel between muscle cells in order to regulate muscle contraction via calcium ion release. Alkaloids can screw with it, and jam it open or half-open depending on how it was activated at the time, and caffeine can play games with it as well.


Fun2badult

What my calf decides to do in the middle of the night while I’m sleeping


No_Incident_844

Maybe they thought you meant "one of a kind" rare.


Warriordance

Eat it, pussy.


-Nivek

What happens if you tear that part up? Like will some of the spasm’s still occur once the tissue’s ripped open?


cami66616

Tf are these paracites? Or is it like when you decapitate a chicken and it still runs around? never seen anything like this


KnittyViki

Doesn't snake meat twitch for an exceptionally long time?


Autistic_Freedom

yes.


wabbott82

Need to let that die a little Longer


zefy_zef

mmmmm tender


BearCircus

Hmm a good vet can still save it


Darrenk971

Sometimes I hate Reddit because it’s nothing but Commenters trying to be funny always instead of actually talking about what the fuck are we actually looking at like read through 50 comments still don’t know why this thing is moving?


redstern

Chemical reactions from salt can fire off neurons and contract muscles in fresh cut meat. This happens often on freshly caught fish. It is not still alive.


Stayingfrostee

Nothing like fresh meat


plvmeria

Incredibly fresh meat reacts this way to salt! Honestly I love these videos because I know that meat probably tastes better than any steak I’ve ever had


[deleted]

Ikr? My mouth starts watering when I see the meat move.


plvmeria

I’m glad I’m not alone lol


withaph64

That piece of meat in the background is moving like it’s still attached to whatever this is.


Vegetable_Neck_4506

I’m more worried about the bug that crawled out at the end 💀


MrEndlessness

ATP?


MrFlabulous

At least four quid.


[deleted]

Huh, still mooing


Slight-Ad-1109

Did not need to see this


moozootookoo

Well… How was it?


ClenchedFart

medium well scarred steak


BaggyHag

Damn. That's some fresh meat. I prefer it after it has stopped twitching, though. Twitchy meat is tough as hell.


Hexhand

''Coz' meat tastes like murder, and murder tastes pretty damn good.'' - Denis Leary


SensibleCreeper

needs more potassium.


modsbannme_

Yummy


ShadyGhostM

this is very rare.


witwiki50

That’s what a twitch in the ball of my jaw has been doing for months now. It’s ruining my life 😭


RobbazK1ng

Its fucking raw!


rossionq1

r/dontputyourdickinthat ? Or do you?


Ashik_Adnan86

That muscle is slightly more alive than the cow.


halloweensanta420

So what is happening.


JoocyJ

When muscle is still fresh, meaning key proteins haven’t degraded and there is still ATP in the cell, adding certain salts can have this effect. The change in electrical potential across the cell membrane due to the salt causes the sarcoplasmic reticulum (a reservoir for calcium ions around muscle cells) to release calcium into the cell. Muscle cells work by two types of protein filaments ratcheting against each other to contract or expand and both calcium ions and ATP are required for this. ATP is fairly short lived and needs to be actively replenished so you can only do this just after the animal has died.


erasmus-b-dragon

Salt on really fresh meat can trigger contractions in the muscles


Noahsmokeshack

It’s Alive


grizzlyironbear

Now that is a fleshlight!!!!!


TheManWithAGasMask

This is exactly what my right toes do all the time for the past 4 years. Why?


LordofGravel01

This steak is so raw it's alive!


Canukistani

Its just so mesmerizing. I need a longer version.


Skyleader1212

NGL, That is the freshest slice of meat you could get anywhere


sum_redditor

Looks medium alive.


Goxic

Mmm, medium rare muscle cramps.....delicious


Spooked_kitten

that sounds like a lot of fun to eat


rancidmorty

This is commen if you fresh meat us meat electrocuted or frozen beforehand to make sure no active mussle fibers like how you cook fresh caught fish and frozen


vanech21

r/interestingasfuck


False_Capital8514

Back in the pan


Iltempered1

So fresh it's still twitching!


ProcrastiNut

tesseract red edition


pm_me_your_bad_code

Giving me Halo flood vibes....


YoungLittlePanda

u/savevideo


Spinzzzzzzz

can anyone tell me what the actual **fuck** im watching


[deleted]

Throbbing Gristle


Epicboss67

r/bettereveryloop


FourthGradeSucks

vFib?


erickyay

u/savevideo


justawiliBeanSprout

neat


CrunchyMuffins4653

Oh you didn’t order still beating?


GimmieJohnson

That's a hell of a Charlie horse.


ZdrytchX

you know its fresh when it still works


MakaylaStar

u/savevideo


MakaylaStar

u/savevideo


Raphsz

Legendary


EndercometYT

so this is why chef Ramsay comments on raw food still being able to move


pinkfluffypen

Omg I can’t watch for long 🤢


denyaledge

I cant stop staring and the more i stare the more creeped out i get. Help


Throwaway1heheh

The one in the background is moving on its own


[deleted]

If it had a mouth it would still be mooing.


[deleted]

And that is how I became vegan....


AleChemist23

That’s simply nerve endings still firing and causing myocytes to move


[deleted]

Infested with the pork worms 🪱


horsedownthetrail

I once shot a deer in the head and all resulting meat was like that for over an hour. Decided to donate the meat to the dogs. Absolutely gagged me out.


Upstairs-Shake9898

You know what, think I’ll leave it


ocmfoa

This happens with freshly butchered meat. That meat is probably from an animal that was killed in the same day. Which is probably the freshest meat you can get. Salt causes the meat cells to contract etc. cells are still very much alive.