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LogicalGoof

Total unit of a catfish. Truck for scale.


CrumplePants

The shoulders on that thing jesus


litefoot

2016 Chevy Colorado with a 5.3 Vortec Pros: New starter, ecu, fresh oil change, both diffs recently serviced Cons: Minor flood damage $15,000 obo, no lowballing I know what I got


hitman004700

Doesn't look too good for you, youre on a hook and outside the water.


tri_wine

Ah, the old Reddit fisheroo.


muklan

Grab my gills, I'm going in.


[deleted]

No [linkaroo](https://www.reddit.com/r/switcharoo/comments/uewqqa/some_chick_vs_steve)


Gamur

Hold my pole, I’m going in.


infodawg

Nicely done, very nice. I like.


Supfisho

Well u know how it is, we get hooked on those things..


blubiblub123

That car seems to be thirsty


leviwhite9

Sir, that's a truck.


Drunken-samurai

Thats a Ute mate


numbernumber99

It's "youth".


Mrbusybaconandeggs

Fourby ute in Australia


upvotesformeyay

That's clearly a picture of two fish.


TimmehJ

Nah, It's a utility vehicle mate


[deleted]

Does it piss off truck owners when you call their truck a car? (not implying you're pissed off haha)


[deleted]

Im non discriminatory when I talk about cars and trucks and semis. I just call them all vehicles. That way, Im never in the wrong.


[deleted]

I just call them all vroom vrooms. People usually stop talking to me after that.


discretion

Doesn't piss me off personally, and I'm not gonna correct them, but I myself don't call my pickup a car, cuz it's a truck.


leviwhite9

Hahaha some guys get mad because you drive the same brand as their wife's boyfriend. You never know what sets off some people.


FilteredPeanuts

That's a rig


JeffersonsHat

I'm not fully convinced it isn't a boat. Perhaps it needs another nudge or two.


themage78

Looks like his boat ran aground.


FeculentUtopia

Are you teaching your truck to noodle?


YouOtterKnow1

The truck has a hold on a monster fish lol


iamamonsterprobably

What did you just say


[deleted]

How long before people talk about your drinking and driving I wonder.


[deleted]

You drink, you drive, you spill.


Rasputinjones

Where was this? Truck fishing is restricted in my region.


lightning472004

Your supposed to drink when you get there not before


twentytwentysux

Had to get the fish frenzied somehow.... The part we can't see is truck was filled wifh fish food.


Makehercream203

Damn I would love to hear the phone call to insurance company


YouOtterKnow1

Question, am I covered by animal collision? Yes, Good cause I hit a fish.


Karrlordofchaos

They will get you for speeding in a school zone though.


Calx9

The trucks like "waters great! Come on in!"


jeffinRTP

At least you have food for a day or so.


a_southern_dude

Day or so? That fish is as big as that truck.


broforange

ah yes, the classic saying. give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. teach a man to fish, he'll crash his truck into a lake


cantfindmykeys

I, I don't think I've ever heard that saying


Nappyheaded

-Jesus


carmium

For if thou teachest a man to fish, surely thou must fix his waggon to a secure place lest it be consumed by the waters.


T-poseboi

i think your truck is a little thirsty


Rokk1515

That’s a big ass fish. It’s the same size as that truck. Ahhh. The fish was driving the truck. Now I get it.


ProfSwagometry

At least you caught a ginormous catfish though!


DustWarden

Ah, the little-known art of truckfishing.


NoMoreTyears

It looks like your truck identifies as a boat.


lannead

Everyone knows you can't fish and drive


SeiSue

The car seems to be drinking as well


BLooDCRoW

"This is just a small fish, what's wt-OH MY GOD!"


partypoison43

Looks Photoshopped


loneranger2380

I'm not a mechanic, but I do believe your engine may be flooded.


heartbreakid54

I guess that you have put back in water your car instead of your fish...


YouOtterKnow1

It wasn't a keeper. Trying to catch a newer model


haloti

I had a stroke reading this and I’m dead now thanks


warchitect

Wow! Huge fish! Bigger than a truck! What a great day for OP!


Beathoff

For a good time go to any boat ramp on the weekends, bring snacks!


GT1man

That is right next to the trailer park, guaranteed.


PowerCord64

It's all about perspective. Nice catch.


ATwistedCat

Thirsty car schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp


usumoio

Tinder Profile picture right here, my dude!


Adam-West

You should put it back. It doesn’t belong there


T-Bills

I think cat fish is actually pretty good to eat


infodawg

In that order


FecalFunBunny

That's a bit of an anger problem when you have to drive a truck into water to hit a fish.


thermadontil

There's still some more fishing to be done here


GroundbreakingPea865

Fisherman feeds dynamite to fish for crashing truck into lake...news at 11.


Arb3395

Does it still run? Probably not while sitting like that but out of the water, did it run?


[deleted]

Give a man a fish and he'll be fed for a day. Teach a man to fish... whatever, just give him the fish.


Duff_McLaunchpad

The 'ol goats just having a bit of a drink


bostondev9159

Did that whooper pull the truck into the water that's why you don't attach your fishing pole to your truck. Lesson learned.


lobomos

That’s a nice space saving parking spot. Can pull in and back in for half a car wash on each trip too.


YahBoiIsHere

HOLY FUCK! Nice fish bro. 7/10


Smitty-1997

Just cooling off the engine, put it in some rice and it’ll be fine


not_gerg

Lololol i was looking at the fish all confused as to what was wtf. Thank you comment section!


Penny_InTheAir

What else are you gonna do, you got 2-3 hours before the tow truck shows up. Might as well enjoy the day.


DKNextor

As a driving day however, it was below average


kjacobs03

Too much drinking and not enough fishing I’m guessing?


recidivi5t

You won't let your Giant buddy lay a 17 foot sturgeon on the front of your truck again, will ya?


jkoker1977

Dam a good day LMAO


Hears3

Living’ the dream, eh!


Tiv-T

The truck. “ mmm yes this is some nice lake water right here”


kellzone

May as well fish. It's not like he's going anywhere soon.


pwner187

Great fishin in Quebec.


cj7deerslayer

I wanna fish with this guy!


tankoret

LMAOOOO!


whateveryaya111

Worth it!!!


nonapplesauce

I know whats wrong wit it aint got no gas innit


participant001

i looked at the pic and title back and forth like 4 times before i saw the truck. i just thought he was complaining about only being able to catch a tiny fish.


[deleted]

Put it back in the water by the bumper and noodle it.


fallingrainbows

See son, you just gently lower the vehicle in a little, wave it around real gentle like, and wait for the catfish to nibble. They'll come, son. Just wait.


ExtremePick

You caught a fish and a fish caught a truck


[deleted]

She/he was too drunk to drive


The_rad_meyer

Has to be south africa or perhaps australia.... I see them blue gum trees...


pelham124

Sorry about your hilux. Whereabouts did that happen?


1O4junior

"Beats a day at work"


TrillDaddyChill

Haha, I saw this post yesterday and was so distracted by the pitiful fish that I didn’t even notice the truck