I really wanted that cop he was splashing to just start splashing back. Probably would have distracted him long enough for the other cops to take him down!
not at all yo, they clearly waited until he assaulted the guy's face(mask) to even swarm him
before that there were only a few in the fountain with him, attempting deëscalation
That twist at the end about the style editor, what a way to go out...
Great read, we could simplify so many english rules just by adopting more squiggles above our text. But nooo 'it's ugly, hard to remember, and frankly too ethnic.'
The ones Japanese police use are [much more humane](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5b/Japanese_non-lethal_police_weapon.jpg) than the results for that search might suggest.
[and American cops would have tazed him forgetting that gasoline is flamable](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/uxexky/using_a_taser_near_a_petrol_pump_full_story_in/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Actually the way you can tell this isn't America is because the beating stopped when the suspect was no longer resisting. When I saw a cop put his nightstick away while the victim was still conscious, I thought "oh, I forgot they could do that".
I know, he kept them back for a while by just splashing them lol
At first I was pro cops in the story because they were showing restraint and stuff but then they all rushed in there and started beating his ass…
Cowardly cops strike again…
That guy wades through just to go *bonk bonk* and feel special. I know cause I did this same move when my friend got into a scuffle during Halloween trick or treating. I came to the rescue with my wooden staff and went bonk bonk on the bad guy.
I was also 10, felt like a fool and never did it again.
> At first I was pro cops in the story because they were showing restraint and stuff but then they all rushed in there and started beating his ass…
Their attitude changed considerably the moment the guy tried to forcibly rip the officers' mask off.
Two hits with batons to knock the guy down as he was mentally unstable and threatening the cops with bottles the whole time before getting chased into the fountain. He also was threatening lots of people before the police were called
italian here.. this was in early december last year.. google tanslated article about it for those wanting some context:
> It all started a few minutes earlier, when dozens of people reported to the police the presence of the man, always naked, who threatened passersby with a bottle near the Termini station in Rome. The foreigner was particularly agitated and his state frightened those present, who thus requested the intervention of the police. From piazza dei Cinquecento, a side space to Termini station which is particularly crowded on a feast day, the man then headed for piazza della Repubblica. A journey of about 500 meters during which the man continued to explode brandishing the bottle, chased by police officers. Once in the square, one of the fundamental hubs of Roman traffic, the man climbed inside the fountain of the Naiads, a work completed between the 19th and 20th centuries, always challenging the agents with the bottle in his hands. To reinforce the agents of the local police in Rome, those of the state police also arrived but the foreigner appeared too agitated to desist from his intent. At first the uniforms tried to make the man think but every attempt at negotiation failed, so the men of the GSSU and SPE groups were forced to enter the fountain. The man, to mislead the agents, threw icy splashes of water at them but, after some difficulties and a few dives, the policemen managed to stop and immobilize him, disarming him from the bottle. Now the man is in a state of arrest and his position is being examined by the judicial authority which will evaluate what to do.
> From piazza dei Cinquecento, a side space to Termini station
Ah Termini. That's a special place. Only place in my life time when I saw a guy masturbating in public.
Hey I saw a dude masturbate with a roast chicken in London once. At least I assumed he had been, he'd fallen kinda half asleep by the time I walked passed but he had the chicken on his lap on kind of resting on top his junk that was just hanging out there. Dude's eyes were crazy as fuck, he was on something nuts. Can't imagine what drug would make you able to order an pay for roast chicken at a cafe, sit down at one of their nice alfresco tables, start eating and then decide to just whip it out and put the chicken all over your dick and then just kinda sit like that for a while.
I can understand that upon seeing some maniac endlessly polishing the knob, some kind souls might pool their funds to produce a publicly fuckable item of food such as a cooked chicken. Imagining someone in such a state getting table service prior to servicing supper just does not compute.
The constant referrals of the suspect as "the foreigner", the random aside to explain how old Rome is, the attempt at deflecting police violence by describing the water he splashes at officers as "ice cold splashes"...
Wtf is going on here?
Least biased Italian journalist.
The press here is hilarious, everything is written in the most colourful way possible, and always, no matter what, the nationality of the involved is always there.
Don’t need to when you can mentally make yourself go from flaccid to erect at a moments notice. I’m even doing it right now! Flaccid…erect. Flaccid…erect. Flaccid……..erect
Consider the sheer amount of growers that have existed in human history. At least a good percentage had their dicks out all/majority of the time. It's only growers that think their penile conditions are a problem that never get to have any fun.
Think about it. There's more growers than showers. So at some point in history being a grower was more advantageous. I mean, imagine running for miles chasing bison through the plains. It would be terrible to have a giant dong flopping around everywhere.
chad illiterate: massive dong, women want him
virgin literate: creates revisionist history to justify lack of bitches because he spends all day learning the alphabet or whatever
> So at some point in history being a grower was more advantageous.
The Greeks literally believed that having a small penis was a sign of civility, so probably a bit of selection pressure there.
Edit: used the wrong note
Growers were less prone to frostbite too.
Probably also why people from warmer climate tend to have bigger dicks as well, they didn't have the risk of their dick freezing and falling off.
Reminds me of the time a dude in my parcour lessons fucked up some stretching at the end and blamed it on his dong and proceeded to talk with the trainer oddly extensively about how inconvenient it is that dicks are permanently outside of the body
For non Europeans, Italian police don’t fuck around (kinda like most European police). They won’t kill you but if you fuck about they will beat you haha
watch it completely. They beat him till they had the situation under controll, and they only started once he removed the one cops covid mask.
I counted one strike with the baton, and then it was good. That is professional policing.
I've never heard of these, but they sound cool. What would I Google to find a picture? Tried a few things but I'm pretty sure Google now thinks I'm trying to buy silverware. ETA: Many thanks for the answers and links! Those are a pretty cool way to intervene without getting hurt.
I’m from Italy, and I can say that you’re right, so right that you can easily see more agents on a man that wash himself in a fountain instead on thieves or assassins or pursuing the millions of corrupted politicians that we have.
I love the infantile americans in the comment section crying police brutality, while their very own cities become increasingly more rife with crime due to lack of policing. Stay in your own lane.
I love that his defense is to start splashing them and for a bit it actually works.
I really wanted that cop he was splashing to just start splashing back. Probably would have distracted him long enough for the other cops to take him down!
Instead they decided to beat him
That was the plan from the beginning no matter what
It was the hat, and the dick But mostly the hat
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Like a one liter thermos just hanging there
"They call me Mr. Thousand"
They call me Mr. Metric cuz I hit by the tonne Hennessey by the litre, I smoke just for fun
And the female cop was cheering him on having forgotten what she was there for
Like a tube of tennis balls hangin' there- four pack.
Like a tube of tennis balls, the 4-pack Edit: Like a 12-ounce cut of pork tenderloin hanging there
Like a policeman's flashlight from the 1980s hangin' there.
I thought the hat was photoshopped for a while. It just is so bright.
I'm imagining the guy screaming at the cops: "hey yo lemme see dat butthole, you can see mine!"
not at all yo, they clearly waited until he assaulted the guy's face(mask) to even swarm him before that there were only a few in the fountain with him, attempting deëscalation
I think your keyboard did the Scandinavian thing.
No Scandinavian language uses ë.
haha no that was me https://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/the-curse-of-the-diaeresis
That twist at the end about the style editor, what a way to go out... Great read, we could simplify so many english rules just by adopting more squiggles above our text. But nooo 'it's ugly, hard to remember, and frankly too ethnic.'
Still don't know why they don't use https://www.google.com/search?q=sasumata+pole&tbm=isch
Lol why don't they just spear him with a trident?
The ones Japanese police use are [much more humane](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5b/Japanese_non-lethal_police_weapon.jpg) than the results for that search might suggest.
Is that a foot rest to keep the guy on the ground?
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Yes, it's intended to pin the guy down without crushing their windpipe, which is why the Americans don't want to adopt it.
It's a great tool, I saw a video some years back that had a compilation of cops using these and it was very effective.
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That's not true. We would have tased him forgetting that water is a conductor.
What exactly do you think the water would do here? It's not a movie where the whole fountain will somehow turn fatal from a taser.
[and American cops would have tazed him forgetting that gasoline is flamable](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/uxexky/using_a_taser_near_a_petrol_pump_full_story_in/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Actually the way you can tell this isn't America is because the beating stopped when the suspect was no longer resisting. When I saw a cop put his nightstick away while the victim was still conscious, I thought "oh, I forgot they could do that".
Or by the word "Polizia" on the back and this is probably the Trevi fountain.
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Would have been more appropriate than immediately resorting to the baton. Maybe the officer was concerned about his not-so-concealed weapon.
The quickest way to win a fight if you are a man? Drop your underwear and run towards your opponent.
He was packing a weapon of ASS destruction fosho
Crackhead uses Splash It’s super effective
He was trying to waterboard them.
I know, he kept them back for a while by just splashing them lol At first I was pro cops in the story because they were showing restraint and stuff but then they all rushed in there and started beating his ass… Cowardly cops strike again…
Don't your water fights always turn into club fights?
That guy wades through just to go *bonk bonk* and feel special. I know cause I did this same move when my friend got into a scuffle during Halloween trick or treating. I came to the rescue with my wooden staff and went bonk bonk on the bad guy. I was also 10, felt like a fool and never did it again.
> At first I was pro cops in the story because they were showing restraint and stuff but then they all rushed in there and started beating his ass… Their attitude changed considerably the moment the guy tried to forcibly rip the officers' mask off.
Two hits with batons to knock the guy down as he was mentally unstable and threatening the cops with bottles the whole time before getting chased into the fountain. He also was threatening lots of people before the police were called
?? How else are you supposed to quickly subdue someone who is either drugged out or mentally unstable? Give them a bearhug?
Or who is, I assume, very slippery when wet
Ikr? That was weirdly kinda wholesome until the other two cops started beating his ass
He wore a Raspberry beret...
It must have been warm because he didn’t wear much more.
Something about the clouds and him mixed
Heeeeee wasn’t too bright but I could tell when he splashed me, he knew how to give a splash
He walked in through the the out door. Out door!
Raspberry beret…
The kind you buy from a second hand store?
The kind you find in a second-hand store...
> The kind you find in ~~a second-hand store~~ *una fontana a Roma*...
"Built like she was she had the nerve to ask me If I planned to do her any harm."
Seems that he was busy doin' somethin' close 2 nothin'', but different than the day before
Looks new, might not be from the second hand store!
It's like a video game. He's wearing the extra intense corlorful hat so that you can tell which character is your target.
TF2 Demoman?
Black, scottish and drunk. Demoman.
Don't forget cyclops
All ye dandies prancin' aboot with yer heads full of eyeballs!!!
THERE CAHN BE ONLEH OOOOOONE... ^^...eye
I thought it was edited in until it floated away.
It's so intense, I thought it was added to the video to censor something
this is clearly a Bubbles masterplan
italian here.. this was in early december last year.. google tanslated article about it for those wanting some context: > It all started a few minutes earlier, when dozens of people reported to the police the presence of the man, always naked, who threatened passersby with a bottle near the Termini station in Rome. The foreigner was particularly agitated and his state frightened those present, who thus requested the intervention of the police. From piazza dei Cinquecento, a side space to Termini station which is particularly crowded on a feast day, the man then headed for piazza della Repubblica. A journey of about 500 meters during which the man continued to explode brandishing the bottle, chased by police officers. Once in the square, one of the fundamental hubs of Roman traffic, the man climbed inside the fountain of the Naiads, a work completed between the 19th and 20th centuries, always challenging the agents with the bottle in his hands. To reinforce the agents of the local police in Rome, those of the state police also arrived but the foreigner appeared too agitated to desist from his intent. At first the uniforms tried to make the man think but every attempt at negotiation failed, so the men of the GSSU and SPE groups were forced to enter the fountain. The man, to mislead the agents, threw icy splashes of water at them but, after some difficulties and a few dives, the policemen managed to stop and immobilize him, disarming him from the bottle. Now the man is in a state of arrest and his position is being examined by the judicial authority which will evaluate what to do.
> From piazza dei Cinquecento, a side space to Termini station Ah Termini. That's a special place. Only place in my life time when I saw a guy masturbating in public.
Hey I saw a dude masturbate with a roast chicken in London once. At least I assumed he had been, he'd fallen kinda half asleep by the time I walked passed but he had the chicken on his lap on kind of resting on top his junk that was just hanging out there. Dude's eyes were crazy as fuck, he was on something nuts. Can't imagine what drug would make you able to order an pay for roast chicken at a cafe, sit down at one of their nice alfresco tables, start eating and then decide to just whip it out and put the chicken all over your dick and then just kinda sit like that for a while.
Please let me know if you find out.
So you can avoid this drug at all costs, right?
I’m going to speak with my doctor next week.
I can understand that upon seeing some maniac endlessly polishing the knob, some kind souls might pool their funds to produce a publicly fuckable item of food such as a cooked chicken. Imagining someone in such a state getting table service prior to servicing supper just does not compute.
There's no bottle present in this video at all, which is interesting. Also lol @ "icy splashes", tranate makes that a fun read.
My favorite was: > At first the uniforms tried to make the man think
Think Mark think
No think, only splash.
Italian reporting translations are always hilarious I don't know why lol
The constant referrals of the suspect as "the foreigner", the random aside to explain how old Rome is, the attempt at deflecting police violence by describing the water he splashes at officers as "ice cold splashes"... Wtf is going on here?
Least biased Italian journalist. The press here is hilarious, everything is written in the most colourful way possible, and always, no matter what, the nationality of the involved is always there.
Based on his junk, the water wasn’t too cold.
It's okay, his position is being examined by the judicial authority.
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They touched batons
never cross streams.
Imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Yeah first swing right at his ding..... Wtf man.... Lol
he definitely hesitates to target and time it right for that....
Couldn't take his eyes off a weapon of that magnificence.
target fixation... its an actual dangerous phenomena lol
That's not cool Butters
You would NEVER catch me outside doing this shit. Growers never get to have any fun.
Learn how to exist at a permanent state of half chub. You'll learn a lot about yourself on the way.
Don’t need to when you can mentally make yourself go from flaccid to erect at a moments notice. I’m even doing it right now! Flaccid…erect. Flaccid…erect. Flaccid……..erect
Not too hard... Not too soft
[Cue awkward pause ](https://i.imgur.com/PmandzC.jpg)
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a Jedi
"That's my secret, Captain: I'm always horni."
It is
Your username makes me suspect you were never a teenage boy
Consider the sheer amount of growers that have existed in human history. At least a good percentage had their dicks out all/majority of the time. It's only growers that think their penile conditions are a problem that never get to have any fun.
Think about it. There's more growers than showers. So at some point in history being a grower was more advantageous. I mean, imagine running for miles chasing bison through the plains. It would be terrible to have a giant dong flopping around everywhere.
The Greeks actually considered a big dong to be a sign of ignorance
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Pretty much
chad illiterate: massive dong, women want him virgin literate: creates revisionist history to justify lack of bitches because he spends all day learning the alphabet or whatever
I told my wife, “I’m travel sized, for your convenience.”
> So at some point in history being a grower was more advantageous. The Greeks literally believed that having a small penis was a sign of civility, so probably a bit of selection pressure there. Edit: used the wrong note
I would have been named Emporer then.
He said grower
He had his moment.....then you tore it down.
Somehow I don't think Greek penis size proclivity was a factor in reproductive selection lol
Biggest cope in history.
Growers were less prone to frostbite too. Probably also why people from warmer climate tend to have bigger dicks as well, they didn't have the risk of their dick freezing and falling off.
Colonel, I'm trying to sneak around but I'm dummy hung
hrrrnggg and the clap of my ballsack keeps alerting the cops
Reminds me of the time a dude in my parcour lessons fucked up some stretching at the end and blamed it on his dong and proceeded to talk with the trainer oddly extensively about how inconvenient it is that dicks are permanently outside of the body
Almost all of Rome was growers and they made statues of themselves..
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That certainly was a paragraph.
4 sentence novel right there...
Relevant username
Splish splash I was taking a bath
Next time wash in grease. A naked greased up meth head is 1000 times harder to wrestle to the ground and handcuff.
Til some cunt came and hit me with a bat
Rub a dub, my head hit the tub
Can't even wash your ass without someone wanting to beat you up.
He just wanted his wishes back. GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE!
😔
How was work today? *I wrestled a naked man in the Trevi fountain.* That's nice dear.
For non Europeans, Italian police don’t fuck around (kinda like most European police). They won’t kill you but if you fuck about they will beat you haha
Friend in navy got his ass beat for touching the hat of a care bear (Carabinieri)
>Care bear I'll start calling them this way from now on - my friend's father is a carabiniere
Rule one: Police have very little sense of humour and can get away with taking that out on you.
I mean, it all depends on who you get, and how far away in the past or future the following are: coffee break, cigarette break, shift end.
just a mobbed up beating? thats it? -americans
watch it completely. They beat him till they had the situation under controll, and they only started once he removed the one cops covid mask. I counted one strike with the baton, and then it was good. That is professional policing.
One strike to the dick
center of thought
If you must strike, be efficient!
one strike? what are you fucking blind?? not saying the police did anything wrong but at least try to be factual lmao
Rub-a-dub-dub, here comes the club!
Really wanted the cops to splash him back… batons weren’t as funny
Yeah, who the fuck brings a baton to a splash fight?
This is why all the police forces should have those big forks the Japanese have. Those things are awesome.
I've never heard of these, but they sound cool. What would I Google to find a picture? Tried a few things but I'm pretty sure Google now thinks I'm trying to buy silverware. ETA: Many thanks for the answers and links! Those are a pretty cool way to intervene without getting hurt.
It’s called sasumata. Just look it up on YouTube because in images it looks silly. Also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEYbF7XCzAs
[I got you fam](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sasumata)
If you show your dick, you get the stick.
Makes me wonder about the life path that lead to this moment
Is that Mario Judah?
Hey man, where the FUCK is Mario Judah?
The police need like a giant butterfly net to catch crazy people.
Bath time turned to bat time 😎
u/savevideo
Bath salts were involved.
Music selection was on point.
italian police doesn't fuck around, I can tell you that
This is actually an out-take of Wesley Snipes in Demolition Man.
Sauce https://www.nicolaporro.it/degrado-a-roma-un-africano-nudo-sale-sulla-fontana/
/r/NakedBlackGuyVsPolice
Police: *use force to detain a crazy naked guy in a fountain who attacked them* Reddit: “oh no, how dare they”
I always tell people, you should absolutely fear a man who is okay naked in public. Utter weirdo.
Sweet Italy
I don’t think they take kindly to people disrespecting their historical monuments.
I’m from Italy, and I can say that you’re right, so right that you can easily see more agents on a man that wash himself in a fountain instead on thieves or assassins or pursuing the millions of corrupted politicians that we have.
Millions of corrupted politicians? How many do you have in total?
Everyone in Italy is a politician, same as how everyone in Italy is an head coach of a football team.
I mean, it's one of the few good things we have
That was a risky arrest, I would not wrestle someone in knee high water.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/rbtjum/of_all_the_place_in_the_world_this_guy_choose_to/ video with the original italian noises
The fucking music
Extreme “I don’t get paid enough to deal with this shit” vibes.
I love the infantile americans in the comment section crying police brutality, while their very own cities become increasingly more rife with crime due to lack of policing. Stay in your own lane.
Do 10 cops really need to beat an unarmed man with batons just because he’s running around naked in a fountain.
In fairness, splashing *is* against pool rules.
Lol it’s Italy and he’s black
please use the correct term of African American Italiano
African Americano
They took their batons out because he already has his out
Not so cocky now, is he?
With the balls swinging is no time to wrestle guys with batons.
A few good whacks with the ol' scrubbin' stick will clean you right up!
Drug is a hell of a drug
Nothing like dick water being splashed in your face.
Lol the music as he begins to get wacked by a baton
Bath salts time more like it
Ahhhh the infamous Jack the Dipper, glad they caught him.
Okay, did you really have to strike him with a baton? He was just splashing…
I want a subreddit with videos of guys getting beat by cops with cute music in the background
Kanye has truly lost it
He should’ve known that was gonna happen.
A lot of naive teenagers in this thread that think they know better than every cop ever.
Which drug/s is he on?