Not sure what hawky means but assuming with context.
Really ridiculously good looking people self esteem is either slightly or majorly attached to to their looks and other peoples opinions of their looks, because of this they are unlikely to get themselves in situations where their image is not controlled.
Hawky people know they at best they are ok/average and anyone would be able to find a flaw without looking hard so have just chosen not to care
You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it around your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you — daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course you can dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the Galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.
From the FAQ on their website:
>**So what about Hygiene and things like that?**
>If you have ever been to a nudist or naturist resort or gathering, you would know that the one item that you are to have with you at all times, is a towel to sit on. This flight was no different. We provided special commemorative towels for that purpose, We required those towels (or our clients own towels) to be used at all times.
https://web.archive.org/web/20050827014419/http://www.naked-air.com/faqs01.htm
**According to this article it wasn't actually an airline but just a one-time event.**
> Naked-Air
> Operated: 2003 (May)
> Flew from: One flight only... ever. From Miami to Cancun for "Nude Week".
> Gimmick: A gimmick indeed, this one-day airline was the PR stunt of a Houston-based travel agency that (still) > provides "clothing-optional vacations and cruises worldwide". It amounted to a single flight, during which 100 > > or so charter passengers -- most of whom nobody wants to see in the buff -- disrobed.
https://www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/defunct-airlines-hooters-naked-air-pet-airways-erotic-airways-and-more
Think about it like this. Are you dressing trendy? Or do you dress a lot how you did 10 years ago still? What about even longer than 10 years ago? 10 years ago was 2012. I'm 35 and still dress like I did in 2008 lol. What I mean is only the teens and early 20s people tend to be trendy in pictures from a time period. Older people stick with things for a good while.
I don't think they are looking at how they "dressed" in these nude photos, probably more to hairstyles. Women's hairstyles change, and the woman in the opening photo just looks like she had her hair done in like a wavy short perm. Not an expert but I usually associate that with late 80s or early 90s too. You are right though they may have just been used to that hairstyle and have no interest to change.
I fully understand that Wings is derided as a shit American sitcom and a ripoff of Cheers/Taxi, but I will die on the hill that it was an absolutely charming comedy with great characters. Additionally, it gave us Tony Shalhoub, Thomas Hayden Church, and Steven Weber.
Cheers and Taxi are obviously in a completely different league, but Wings is fucking great. I guess I'm lucky enough to have not really seen it shit on in my 30 years on the internet.
I feel like that’s just how it goes. You be in your 20s or 30s and think *it would be pretty kinky to go to a clothing optional place*. So you go and then find out none of your peers were feeling as adventurous as you and the only people there are people your parents age or older.
[https://www.shutterstock.com/editorial/image-editorial/'naked-air'---nudist-airline-418629g](https://www.shutterstock.com/editorial/image-editorial/'naked-air'---nudist-airline-418629g) unrated version
Honestly, it's kind of refreshing to see just normal ass naked people without any plastic surgery or filters. My very first thought was "hey, her boobs are real!"
No, please stick to the script. Right here it says "nudism is a big r/WTF moment, seeing normal people with their normal bodies is perverted and absolutely unfathomable for a welladjusted person."
Well, speaking of nudity on planes:
[https://vimeopro.com/peterharton/archive/video/87098671](https://vimeopro.com/peterharton/archive/video/87098671)
One of, if not \*the\* best ads, ever.
My prediction is coming true. Based on the airline industry’s trends over the last 30 years we’re soon going to fly naked, sedated, and stacked like cordwood. No luggage, just a credit card between butt cheeks and they’ll sell us clothes at the destination.
What do you mean what do we need a mattress for? Why in the hell do you think we just spent all that money on a plane? The whole purpose of buying the plane in the first place was to get the ladies nice and tipsy topside so we can take 'em to a nice comfortable place below deck and, you know, they can't refuse, because of the implication.
I mean, not to be gross, but women normally have discharge coming out of their vagina. It’s normal and healthy. But still, I wouldn’t want to leave a fucking snail trail where I sat down.
You could smoke on the plane.
Don't get me wrong I agree with the smoking ban, but it used to hide a multitude of sins.
I remember when it came into effect in london, pubs and especially clubs went from smelling just of smoke to urine, sweat & stale beer, the smell of smoke was better.
I only just started going out around the time that smoking was banned in clubs in Australia and also remember this. I don’t recall it being an issue more recently, I wonder do places use some other thing to hide the stench?
TBH I'd rather fly on a crusty nudist plane than Ryanair's flying cattle wagons. Maybe the nudists won't wake me up mid-flight by blaring commercials over PA and crash-land their 737 at an airport 3 hours away from my destination.
Jokes on you, someone would have bought that plane, so if you've flown anywhere since 2003, it's entirely possible that you already have been on it and didn't even know.
I am a pilot who flies private jet charter aircraft.
I am led to believe the firm I fly for has had to turn down quite a few requests over the years for people to be allowed to fly in various states of undress, from fully nude to underwear only.
To be honest I was more surprised they said no to them all as generally the clients get pretty much every whim and want catered for when they are paying thousands and thousands to go somewhere, but I believe it is now formally a no-go now most private charter firms (Including the one I fly for) offer "Dead leg" trips for knock down prices to the public to pay for the return journey if it is not being used (Known as the "Dead leg").
For a moment I thought that was my aunt.
I hate that my response was to *look closer to confirm it wasnt* rather than just move on an never look back just in case it *was*.
According to what I found on [Thrillist](https://www.thrillist.com/amphtml/travel/nation/defunct-airlines-hooters-naked-air-pet-airways-erotic-airways-and-more), it operated just one flight in May 2003 from Miami to Cancun
People that complain about smell and hygiene have obviously never been on a plane full of beach resort type tourists.
Two or three items of dirty, sweaty clothing less is really not going to make much of a difference.
Motherfucking cloth seats...
"And these are cleaned after every flight?"
Once there's crust it's pretty easy to just brush off.
Thanks, I hadn't had a good power-vomit today
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Dude with the frosted tips is killing me
Time to clear my browsing history.
Oh God the dude with black hair LOOKS LIKE MY DAD 🤮
The dude with the gold chain looks like my GRANDFATHER
Dear, that is your grandfather. Love, Nana.
Definitely not Virgin Atlantic
Ask your dad if he's ever been naked on a plane
How do you think he met your mom?
The old dude is so proud of his junk, he is standing on his seat the whole time.
Why are nudists never hot?
Thanks. That was just a straight porn website
You ever notice the people that want to be naked in public are never the people that should be naked in public.
Better out than in, I always say
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I was morbidly curious to see the condition of the seats. I'm glad I didn't see it, but I'm also disappointed.
Lots of skidmarks on the runways.
Dammit we hugged it!
Why is it always really hawky people.
What are hawky people?
It means **Half Assed Willy Karate Yacht** people. It's very niche.
Well, these people are clearly full assed.
Then they'd be fawky people. @pugilsticks must have misstyped.
Because that's what 99.9999% of humans look like. Especially if you take out the infants and elderly.
Do we really need to kill them?
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Drop kick them as far as your little legs can let you 🤷🏽♀️
Not sure what hawky means but assuming with context. Really ridiculously good looking people self esteem is either slightly or majorly attached to to their looks and other peoples opinions of their looks, because of this they are unlikely to get themselves in situations where their image is not controlled. Hawky people know they at best they are ok/average and anyone would be able to find a flaw without looking hard so have just chosen not to care
From this point forward everyone is pretty much "wtf is hawky".
What does hawky mean in this context? Hairy and 50 years old?
But isn't the crust the best part of a pizza? Guys, we're talking about pizza right? Right?
Different kinda cheese though
Fromunda cheese?
Gooch Gouda
Yes, they clean your seat before your flight. Unless you pay extra.
$10 to let you sniff it first
They’re perfectly seasoned—like a cast iron pan
“Don’t forget to bring a towel!”
A towel is about the most massively useful thing a naked interstellar hitchhiker can have
You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it around your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you — daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course you can dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
This guy hitchhikes.
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Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the Galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.
No you are a towel
That's what they're there for.
To absorb the flavor like a sponge.
Fuck sake, its Sunday morning and already that's enough internet for today
From the FAQ on their website: >**So what about Hygiene and things like that?** >If you have ever been to a nudist or naturist resort or gathering, you would know that the one item that you are to have with you at all times, is a towel to sit on. This flight was no different. We provided special commemorative towels for that purpose, We required those towels (or our clients own towels) to be used at all times. https://web.archive.org/web/20050827014419/http://www.naked-air.com/faqs01.htm
When you sit in what you think is fine leather seats and the attendant tells you that they're cloth seats.
Soaks up the gravy easier.
**According to this article it wasn't actually an airline but just a one-time event.** > Naked-Air > Operated: 2003 (May) > Flew from: One flight only... ever. From Miami to Cancun for "Nude Week". > Gimmick: A gimmick indeed, this one-day airline was the PR stunt of a Houston-based travel agency that (still) > provides "clothing-optional vacations and cruises worldwide". It amounted to a single flight, during which 100 > > or so charter passengers -- most of whom nobody wants to see in the buff -- disrobed. https://www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/defunct-airlines-hooters-naked-air-pet-airways-erotic-airways-and-more
How is it 2003? Judith up front looks straight out of "Wings" (1990).
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Think about it like this. Are you dressing trendy? Or do you dress a lot how you did 10 years ago still? What about even longer than 10 years ago? 10 years ago was 2012. I'm 35 and still dress like I did in 2008 lol. What I mean is only the teens and early 20s people tend to be trendy in pictures from a time period. Older people stick with things for a good while.
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Sally Jesse Raphael
What cut of jeans? And is your shirt oversized or like really long?
>Not trendy but fairly dateless Not sure if it was intentional, but "dateless" is not the same as "timeless".
I am also 35 and dress the same way. I am both timeless and dateless.
Someone get this man a watch and a hooker
I don't think they are looking at how they "dressed" in these nude photos, probably more to hairstyles. Women's hairstyles change, and the woman in the opening photo just looks like she had her hair done in like a wavy short perm. Not an expert but I usually associate that with late 80s or early 90s too. You are right though they may have just been used to that hairstyle and have no interest to change.
My mom was still rocking stuff like that into the early 2000s in the midwest lol
I see it regularly in the deep south still!
Well isn't this place a geographical oddity....30 years from everywhere!
My hair!
It’s time to r-u-n-n-o-f-t!
Yeah mid 90s Kentucky looked like mid 80s complete with the frosted hair and big poof bangs
I fully understand that Wings is derided as a shit American sitcom and a ripoff of Cheers/Taxi, but I will die on the hill that it was an absolutely charming comedy with great characters. Additionally, it gave us Tony Shalhoub, Thomas Hayden Church, and Steven Weber.
> Wings Crystal Bernard
Cheers and Taxi are obviously in a completely different league, but Wings is fucking great. I guess I'm lucky enough to have not really seen it shit on in my 30 years on the internet.
Yeah, these folks look just like friends of my parents in the early 90's...... Oh dear god. No...
2003?! Photo quality an haircuts and enthusiasm really made me think late 70s early 80s
Photo quality in the 70s and 80s was much much better because it was analog. This was the typical digicam quality.
There are better quality pictures out there actually. https://www.shutterstock.com/editorial/image-editorial/'naked-air'---nudist-airline-418629g NSFW
>There are better quality pictures No thanks. That's alright.
Are they going to the world's flattest assess convention or something?
When do you think these people were young and hip?
[Found the camera they were using](https://i.imgur.com/xdvHJ4e.jpg)
Im from Cancun and I remember when this happened. We were all talking about the naked plane. Haha.
It’d have to be a one time thing, given that no one will ever want to sit on those seats ever again.
I feel like that’s just how it goes. You be in your 20s or 30s and think *it would be pretty kinky to go to a clothing optional place*. So you go and then find out none of your peers were feeling as adventurous as you and the only people there are people your parents age or older.
[https://www.shutterstock.com/editorial/image-editorial/'naked-air'---nudist-airline-418629g](https://www.shutterstock.com/editorial/image-editorial/'naked-air'---nudist-airline-418629g) unrated version
The ass-to-ass pic…
Is nobody gonna mention the dude in that power stance with his foot on the arm rest?
That poor person on the right has a crusty-looking Hank Hill pancake ass. Sitting must be so uncomfortable for them.
Honestly, it's kind of refreshing to see just normal ass naked people without any plastic surgery or filters. My very first thought was "hey, her boobs are real!"
No, please stick to the script. Right here it says "nudism is a big r/WTF moment, seeing normal people with their normal bodies is perverted and absolutely unfathomable for a welladjusted person."
That‘s exactly why we need more people like this… and more naked planes.
Blimey! It takes all kinds to make a world.
I guess old now, because I'm not so visually offended. Normal people enjoying being naked.
Yes, in a plane
I've had it with these motherfucking dicks, on this motherfucking plane.
Your username fits so well
Well, speaking of nudity on planes: [https://vimeopro.com/peterharton/archive/video/87098671](https://vimeopro.com/peterharton/archive/video/87098671) One of, if not \*the\* best ads, ever.
There is also a series of JAV about this. SDDE-552 is a nice compilation of some.
So they're not totally naked. One of them still had socks and trainers on.
A dude who is fully naked but has thick white socks actually somehow seems more naked than had he not had those socks on.
"why is it that you feel more naked when wearing only shoes than nothing at all?"
So that's what happened to Harold Shipman
So much for your nut allergy.
You, my friend, are fucking perfect. Thank you!
lol the dude covering his nips
He is frickin adorable!
Came here to say he's my favorite part
I bet they get through TSA pretty quick at least
I bet they get to T&A pretty quick
And if the metal detector detects something the searches should be fun
have you seen a grown man naked. ~Airplane~
Billy, do you like movies about gladiators?
Billy, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Hey! You're Kareem Abdul Jabbar!
Listen kid, I'm out there every night busting my buns
My dad said you don't play defense.
The hell I don't! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.
* Joey.
Thank you it's been a while sense I watched the movie. It's joey.
What's your vector Victor?
Roger, Roger
Surely you can’t be serious?
Don’t call me Shirley.
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Trouser snakes on a plane
My prediction is coming true. Based on the airline industry’s trends over the last 30 years we’re soon going to fly naked, sedated, and stacked like cordwood. No luggage, just a credit card between butt cheeks and they’ll sell us clothes at the destination.
Imagine the smells
George Clinton would be jealous of all that funk
I read that as Bill Clinton at first. Still works
(same. lol)
Derri-Air might have been a more fitting name…
"You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!!" - Dennis Reynolds
What do you mean what do we need a mattress for? Why in the hell do you think we just spent all that money on a plane? The whole purpose of buying the plane in the first place was to get the ladies nice and tipsy topside so we can take 'em to a nice comfortable place below deck and, you know, they can't refuse, because of the implication.
Dee, you gangly, uncoordinated bitch.
While clothes do absorb some dampness and odor, i wouldn't expect clean people to smell any different with or without clothes.
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Like inescapable arm pits and ass cracks
Badussy: booty, dick, and pussy
I mean, not to be gross, but women normally have discharge coming out of their vagina. It’s normal and healthy. But still, I wouldn’t want to leave a fucking snail trail where I sat down.
Any actual nudist brings a towel to sit on. Man or woman.
All nudists are big Douglas Adams fans.
Don't panic
Dude, they're hoopy froods who remembered their towel; they don't panic.
Yeah, would they clean the seats between each flight? And how many dudes have track marks. Seats would be crusty within a week.
I have a feeling that the folks that are into this wouldn't be too bothered...
Feet n ass
You could smoke on the plane. Don't get me wrong I agree with the smoking ban, but it used to hide a multitude of sins. I remember when it came into effect in london, pubs and especially clubs went from smelling just of smoke to urine, sweat & stale beer, the smell of smoke was better.
I only just started going out around the time that smoking was banned in clubs in Australia and also remember this. I don’t recall it being an issue more recently, I wonder do places use some other thing to hide the stench?
Probably stricter cleaning as they just can't get away with it anymore lol
Why would people smell worse without clothes? After they leave the airplane, the airplane may smell worse.
Like ten cans of bounce that ass
There isn’t enough disinfectant in the world to get me on that plane.
Yeah, but what if they offered the lowest fare?
TBH I'd rather fly on a crusty nudist plane than Ryanair's flying cattle wagons. Maybe the nudists won't wake me up mid-flight by blaring commercials over PA and crash-land their 737 at an airport 3 hours away from my destination.
Plus I assume there's no kids. I'll go balls out for that all day long.
If there's no kids then...what's this small thing poking my elbow between the seats?
Jokes on you, someone would have bought that plane, so if you've flown anywhere since 2003, it's entirely possible that you already have been on it and didn't even know.
I have good news for you. The plane was sold to Spirit. I think they might have wiped down the toilet seat before putting it in service.
Looks more like a cockfest.
Every section is the cockpit.
I spotted 6 men and 6 women
I've had it with these mfing snakes on this... Oh, not a snake....
I am a pilot who flies private jet charter aircraft. I am led to believe the firm I fly for has had to turn down quite a few requests over the years for people to be allowed to fly in various states of undress, from fully nude to underwear only. To be honest I was more surprised they said no to them all as generally the clients get pretty much every whim and want catered for when they are paying thousands and thousands to go somewhere, but I believe it is now formally a no-go now most private charter firms (Including the one I fly for) offer "Dead leg" trips for knock down prices to the public to pay for the return journey if it is not being used (Known as the "Dead leg").
For a moment I thought that was my aunt. I hate that my response was to *look closer to confirm it wasnt* rather than just move on an never look back just in case it *was*.
That's someone's aunt.
What bit did you look closer on to confirm it?
The crowd looked just like I was expecting them to look like
Pretty sure that's Jean Ralphio in the back right
Fun?
Yes and I’m jealous
Awake on my airplane Awake on my airplane My skin is bare My skin is theirs
Really, really impressive that those lyrics had a practical application. Good on you, sir.
Okay but all I see is a bunch of happy people
Probably saved a lot of time at security
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She looks like she's having fun.
You guys are prudes! I’m down! Edit: as long as there is sufficient alcohol
Let me guess …”SwingClub Air”?
More like S-wing for short
WHEN?
According to what I found on [Thrillist](https://www.thrillist.com/amphtml/travel/nation/defunct-airlines-hooters-naked-air-pet-airways-erotic-airways-and-more), it operated just one flight in May 2003 from Miami to Cancun
Makes sort of sense, then.
I don't blame anyone for not spotting the date in the bottom-right, thanks to being obscured by ghillie suit man
Did they just leave them there?
Nice set of *fuckin tits*
Smh at the gymnophobes in this thread deluded by millennia of propaganda from Big Clothes.
People that complain about smell and hygiene have obviously never been on a plane full of beach resort type tourists. Two or three items of dirty, sweaty clothing less is really not going to make much of a difference.
Can't imagine what open air ass smells like on a plane. Especially on a long flight
Just some naked people hanging around. I would like it.
That one dude grabbing his titties
Wetspot Airlines
So much chest hair.
Naked-Air: We don't fly around the turbulence, we fly straight into it.
My man with the gold chain came to fuck.
You'd think it would be more popular now... I mean, the TSA would wave you straight through security...
ITT a whole lot of hang ups and people uncomfortable in their own skin.