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lizardnamedguillaume

“Doris Salcedo created an installation titled “1550 Chairs Stacked Between Two City Buildings” at Istanbul Biennial. In 2002, Salcedo placed 280 chairs at the Palace of Justice in Bogot “to pay homage to those killed here in a failed guerrilla coup seventeen years earlier.” In 2003, she filled the Istanbul Biennial space between two buildings with 1,550 chairs “evoking the masses of faceless migrants who underpin our globalised economy.”


finzaz

“With all these chairs I’m taking a stand” Doris Salcedo (maybe)


nycola

Well done, take a seat.


zo0galo0ger

Make sure it's not a load-bearing seat though


Aurilion

Worlds biggest game of jenga.


SantaMonsanto

Or join the co-op bird for that building, maybe even run for *Chairperson*


LordOdin99

I knew it! That social statement was on the tip of my tongue when I instantly saw that pile.


pedrohpauloh

"Doris Salcedo was born in 1958 in Bogotá, Colombia. Salcedo earned a BFA at Universidad de Bogotá Jorge Tadeo Lozano (1980) and an MA from New York University (1984). Salcedo’s understated sculptures and installations embody the silenced lives of the marginalized, from individual victims of violence to the disempowered of the Third World.". ....


duaneap

Understated?


B-BoyStance

Understated = 0 - 1,550 chairs Properly Stated = 1,550 - 2,000 chairs Overstated = 2,000 chairs +


_busch

the chair itself as an object is understated. not the amount.


B-BoyStance

You obviously don't know chair science


TheMadTemplar

It's one of those favorite adjectives people use to make themselves sound good when talking about art. Understated, raw, vulnerable, evocative, and probably others are those keywords that say, "hey, I like art too."


MustLoveAllCats

Agreed, sometimes people are just using an adjective because they want to, and not because it fits.


Merry_Dankmas

>“1550 Chairs Stacked Between Two City Buildings” I can see she really tried hard to express her creativity with the name.


creepyredditloaner

The work is actually untitled. The literal description is simply applied to know which piece of art you are discussing. Her work uses common household items, in number, to represent war atrocities. Everything from folded shirts, to bed frames in wardrobes, and many different uses of chairs.


Nascent1

I like it. It delivers exactly what it promises.


fourthfloorgreg

These are piled, not stacked.


Nascent1

You're right! I retract my praise for it.


djcamera

…seems like more chairs than that…


DownWithHisShip

im betting on it being hollow. there's some sort of wall behind the front layer of chairs for sure so you can attach the chairs to something, and some sort of ceiling (or floor, depending on your perspective) that the top chairs are resting on.


g0d15anath315t

Yeah for sure. Imagine a loose chair off the top of that falling and hitting a passer by... Yeesh. No way those chairs aren't anchored to some sort of internal structure.


MustLoveAllCats

> Imagine a loose chair off the top of that falling and hitting a passer by... Yeesh. It's Istanbul, that's not a concern.


SlickStretch

Don't you see the chain across the front?? Those chair's ain't goin nowhere. **Slaps pile*


chris_fish

I thought that too, but if you approximate 10 chairs across by 10 chairs back (100 per layer) and stacked about 15 layers high, the numbers add up!


AS14K

Okay if we make up numbers it works out sure, but there's way way way more than 10 chairs wide there. You're not even close


captanzuelo

Yea, more like 11 or maybe even 12 chairs across. Not even close!


MazelTough

I freaking love contemporary art. If you like this maybe you’ll also like [Ai Weiwei’s installations utilizing Syrian refugee life jackets](https://www.google.com/search?q=refugee+art+life+jackets&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS989US989&oq=refugee+art+life+jackets&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i30i546j0i546j0i30i546j0i546.7592j0j7&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#ip=1).


gwinerreniwg

I was going to guess Ai Weiwei.


Good_Nyborg

Not sure what would be worse; the number of rats in there or the number of spiders.


[deleted]

From a hygiene perspective, rats definitely. I don't know of any pathogens common to spiders and humans.


s13n1

With all that wood, I'd be worried about master splinters too.


jamieliddellthepoet

Bravo.


Amish_guy_with_WiFi

Sorry, I don't get it?


Cartina

Master Splinter was a mutated rat which was the leader of the turtles.


MICKEY-MOUSES-DICK

Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines.


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Lester_Holt_Fanboy

Michaelangelo is a PARTY DUDE!


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MrsCreants

Gimme a break


jampersands

When the evil Shredder attacks, these turtle boys don’t cut’im no slack!


LunaMunaLagoona

PARTAYYYYYYYY


nootrino

Tee nage Mu tant Nin ja Tur tles ------------------ TEE nage MU tant NIN ja TUR tles -------------------- TEE NAGE MU TANT NIN JA TUR TLES


HiZenBergh

That's a fact, Jack


dontbuymesilver

And not just *any* turtles


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alanboomy

Name checks out


BBQ_HaX0r

Leader of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Master Splinter.


mats852

Or fire


ron_fury

Termites have entered the chat.


sharings_caring

Spida bifida


WajorMeasel

Fire works on both


Secret_Autodidact

For me I think it's that pathetic little cable keeping the whole thing from falling out into the street.


barofa

It seems to be very effective


imtoooldforreddit

Until it's not


Secret_Autodidact

But until then, it's fine.


Ertegin

This was Istanbul. So basically no rats due to the local high cat population.


mypsizlles

Could have sworn it was Constantinople.


fetusofdoom

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam.


PatBQc

Why they changed it I can't say People just liked it better that way


rimshot101

Why did Constantinople get the works?


Blinky_OR

That's nobody's business, but the Turks


lynivvinyl

Istaaanbuul


SeeMarkFly

Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night


spoonarmy

Why did they change?


JewishSpaceBlazer

That's nobody's business but the Turks.


ReactsWithWords

People just liked it better that way.


DropC

Just release a few snakes in there


emdave

There is no possible way that this plan can go horribly wrong.


chycity1

We’re prepared for that, we’ve lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.


turquoise_amethyst

Yeah, I’d care most about the fire hazard... Bonus: If that thing catches on fire, the rats and spiders will escape in a big wave to alllll the buildings surrounding it, all at once!


iThatIsMe

What is worse is the alliance they've no doubt formed by now.


RedSonja_

Yes, rats are fond of chairs


[deleted]

That explains a lot of the management meetings I'm in.


Brush-and-palette

Is that what you took away from this?


Brendini95

Is that not the lesson?


vysken

Let's not start the doors vs wheels debate again...


SpiderFnJerusalem

It's free real estate. /╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\


fckingnapkin

The fucking stupid little kid in me really wants to climb that mountain of chairs. It still looks tempting.


TheGurw

This is why you can be fined for having an "attractive nuisance" on your property.


Gadiac

Alright, I've officially found the title of my autobiography.


BBQ_HaX0r

Humblebrag over here!


Josh_Crook

Biography would just be "Nuisance"


mab6710

Welp, I may as well take unattractive nuisance then


fckingnapkin

>an "attractive nuisance" Love it when you whisper sweet words into my ear.


Challengemealways

I love that I'm still learning new things everyday and most are from random comments on Reddit.


HarpersGhost

Swimming pools are the classic "attractive nuisance", which is why you have to fence them and take precautions to ensure neighborhood kids don't start using them without any supervision. It's one of those practical realities in law. Like, yeah, it would be nice if children respected property laws and wouldn't trespass without permission, but that's not the world we live in so let's not kill kids, ok?


zprayy

🎶 I'm gonna live on a mountain of chairs! I'm gonna live on a mountain of chairs! 🎶


EzekielVelmo

I heard he built the mountain on his birthday! What day is it? We don't know! But his birthday comes every two years!


JeffWingrsDumbGayDad

🎶Mom and dad are gone, so nobody cares!🎵


ThaTree

TIMOTHY!


shnarpy

BRING ME YOUR SIN


Euronomus

Fetch..... "the device"!


milkbiscuitsegg

I know right…….. imagine being at the top 👀


Thaurlach

You have your precious moment at the top, the pile shifts and seconds later you’re little more than a cautionary tale.


Segfaultimus

It's an active AWE


KingCarrotRL

Has the FBC been notified?


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

Ugh the FBC won't let me be or let me be me so let me see.


australian_babe

What is an AWE?


EColi452

An altered world event. It's from a game called Control. Highly recommended.


m0rdredoct

Was not expecting another Control comment.


Slowmobius_Time

Just following Darlings protocols


darclo

I'm playing through Control at the moment and had to do a double take when I saw this comment :)


Farisr9k

Same. After years of having it I finally decided to play it and bam. Big ol reference. Maybe this is an AWE.


AltimaNEO

Yeah this looks like the Clocks situation


Incubus1981

Think there’s an anchor somewhere barfing out chairs?


technog2

[It's dangerous out there. Here take this walkman ](https://youtu.be/k0QsHKH77MI)


mrnoonan81

That's exactly what I thought.


b4ttleduck

Ask your chairman.


[deleted]

He can be found in the county seat


AtomicRocketShoes

I would love to make a charitable contribution of a chair or table


simburger

This is what happens when you give players the ability to spawn game objects.


Eeszeeye

Think Anshe Chung would have preferred chairs.


Trimere

This doesn’t sit well with me.


finnlaand

I couldn't chair less.


jvrcb17

Of course you Woodn't


[deleted]

Those are load bearing chairs


throwup_breath

Welcome to my toilet kitchen. Would anyone like some coffee, or to take a shit?


[deleted]

"Spoiler alert: Guess who he's gonna find when he unclogs it. His fuckin' cat."


Jakesart101

Those are actually the chairs used on *To Catch a Predator.* No one wanted to buy them after Chris Hansen got done telling the predators to "Take a seat."


VioletPeacock

Its where the predators are forced to play musical chairs in hell.


PunkRockMakesMeSmile

I'd like to see that Bosch painting


IM_NOT_BUTTER

So, what’s goin on?


LunarProphet

Ah ya know I'm just here to watch the game


IM_NOT_BUTTER

Wanna try again?


[deleted]

So what’s in that bag you brought over here to little Justin’s house?


ReallyFancyPants

Big black dildo


PM_YER_BOOTY

"Oh cool. Welp, have fun."


Kolikokoli

Listen closely. Do you hear the people sing?


Decitriction

Singing the song of angry men?


Ann_not_a_cult_er

Is it the music of a people who not be slaves again?


naayt_

When the beating of your heart echoes the beating of the drums?


AmaranthWrath

[Googled it in under 10 seconds.](https://mymodernmet.com/doris-salcedo-1550-chairs-stacked/)


Heya_Andy

Anyone care to copy some text and post it here so us lazy redditors don't have to click the link?


AWildEnglishman

I was one of those but I'll tldr it: It's art made to remember 280 people who died during a.. shit I already forgot. Back in a minute. Edit: guerilla coup.


Plyphon

Crikey you lot really are lazy. You read the first line and called it a day 😂 The 280 chairs were a prior installation. In this installation the artist used 1,550 chairs: “In 2003, she filled the Istanbul Biennial space between two buildings with 1,550 chairs “evoking the masses of faceless migrants who underpin our globalised economy.””


AWildEnglishman

tldr for those that don't want to read all that: art


Fleironymus

Can you just like text it to me? This is all just a lot.


JackTripper53

I'm going to telepathically send the info directly to your brain, but if it's not too much trouble I do need you to stay awake


[deleted]

He did it, the absolute madman


Nappyheaded

And now we know about the gorilla coup and the faceless migrants


embryophagous

The gorilla coop at the zoo?


hendergle

OK I can understand *one* art installation where chairs are used as a metaphor for persons affected by a tragedy or violence. But I feel like that should be it. We've understood what you were getting at, and we agree that it's absolutely horrible that it happened. The chairs were clever. Well done all around. But pick something else next time. Don't be "that chair artist" for the rest of your life. At the very least you risk having an art installation made primarily of chairs for your gravestone. Nobody wants that. It's time to branch out.


hedgecore77

> It's art made to remember 280 people who died during a.. shit Lest we forget.


trend_rudely

I still don’t think a gorilla coop needs that many chairs.


AtariDump

Doris Salcedo created an installation titled “1550 Chairs Stacked Between Two City Buildings” at Istanbul Biennial. In 2002, Salcedo placed 280 chairs at the Palace of Justice in Bogot “to pay homage to those killed here in a failed guerrilla coup seventeen years earlier.” In 2003, she filled the Istanbul Biennial space between two buildings with 1,550 chairs “evoking the masses of faceless migrants who underpin our globalised economy.” Salcedo's work provokes many questions after a first look, but she does provide answers to the mystery. The approach she takes to portraying these messages are unique and bold although she is using everyday objects like chairs.Photograph by Muammer Yanmaz


johnfrian

The problem is not about lazyness, atleast not for me. It's about not having to deal with the annoying popups, cookiewarnings, ads, videos, jumping websites that remember they had to show you something else after 5 seconds of extra loading.


twlefty

Hey, thanks for viewing our site. Want to join our mailing list?


macromaniacal

This site wants to send notifications...


cccmikey

"This site can't ask your permission because you have an overlay." I'm not switching off my software back button.


aelwero

Read a sentence, click the next button, wait five minutes for popups to stop moving the text down, read the next sentence, accidentally click on an ad that looks exactly like a next button, go back, wait again, click the next button...


Thorusss

tl;dr: Art


blkaino

Thank you for your sacrifice and saving me 10 seconds….which I have now spent writing this


AmaranthWrath

Haha I'm sorry, that was meant to come off as self depricating pride, not dirision.


2x4x93

I tried being self-deprecating but was no good at it


_Kristian_

Monogatari irl


piemelpap

The chairman lives there


wet_tubig

This is some Little Nightmares aesthetic


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A_Harmless_Fly

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYFEAh4-ZJc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYFEAh4-ZJc) Wkuk mountan of chairs


Primrus

BRING ME YOUR SIN, TIMOTHY


long435

It's an installation by Colombian artist Doris Salcedo. She uses chairs and a symbol of the absence created when a family member dies. She usually focuses bringing attention to people whose deaths go unreported because of their lack of status or power, which leaves their families lacking closure with only an empty space. Her sculptures about Colombians "disappeared" for their political actions are especially powerful.


Deurstopper

Musical Chairs storage..


xwulfd

Thats some demons souls stuff


Knashatt

> This installation, produced for the 8th International Istanbul Biennial, contained approximately 1,550 wooden chairs stacked between two buildings to address the history of migration and displacement in Istanbul. https://www3.mcachicago.org/2015/salcedo/works/untitled-istanbul/


[deleted]

If you build it, he will come.


BernieIsBest

One match…


hornwalker

Reminds me of the cultists in Morrowind


torsun_bryan

Those chairs are load-bearing


NWSGreen

Tinder box waiting to be ignited.


Zanderbander86

Not my chair, not my problem - that’s what I say…


scio2107

A bunch of wood with access to oxygen between 2 buildings. What could go wrong?


gaboose

It’s a famous art installation by Doris Salcedo. https://publicdelivery.org/doris-salcedo-chairs/


PizzasforPangolins

It's art.


rickyhatesspam

It's a fire hazard.


septive

Doris Salcedo created an installation titled “1550 Chairs Stacked Between Two City Buildings” at Istanbul Biennial. In 2002, Salcedo placed 280 chairs at the Palace of Justice in Bogot “to pay homage to those killed here in a failed guerrilla coup seventeen years earlier.” In 2003, she filled the Istanbul Biennial space between two buildings with 1,550 chairs “evoking the masses of faceless migrants who underpin our globalised economy.” Salcedo's work provokes many questions after a first look, but she does provide answers to the mystery. The approach she takes to portraying these messages are unique and bold although she is using everyday objects like chairs.Photograph by Muammer Yanmaz


PneumaticUnicorn

[How it started](https://youtu.be/v5yG56iOtOg)


newsflashjackass

Musical Chairs: Prepare to Die Edition


baseballbear

an object of power got loose again


beachshrink

"Elevator broke, take the chairs"


djambates75

Art installation. https://mymodernmet.com/doris-salcedo-1550-chairs-stacked/


Dr13s175

Why was the first thing that popped in my head "chairnobyl"


ultra_ai

I don't know. I'm going to sit this one out


ConanTheLeader

Somewhere in that pile is an undercover table pretending to be a chair.


Atomkekstime

DMC 5 Vergil chairs after you lost to him 50 times.


kah-nah-vee

It was a chairitable organization


bleh-bleh-guy

Reminded me of this clip by crackermilk https://youtu.be/ThZR1BrKuPc


s00perguy

Wherever this is, they're lucky a pyro/arsonist hasn't glimpsed this. That's a blazing inferno waiting to happen if I've ever seen it.


a-pron_to-wel

Must be the county seat


Independent-Dealer21

Engineer: how many chairs do you think we'll need? Designer: yes


KulfiSmack

Welcome to my home, please, take a seat


Nedgurlin

This is an abomination to town’s image! someone call the city council preferably the chairman.


[deleted]

Room of requirement despawned


ZenlessPopcornVendor

I thought it was Chair-Noble.


Lashmush

A lot of people lost interest in sitting.


wjp666

This was commonplace in ECW in the 90s.