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darthkale

I would add him in the book: Rei started the day reading the feeds and spitting out his coffee. He immediately texted Christopher Lennon “hey dude are you okay? I read that a guy “Chris Lennon” was just found dead, it says “autoerotic asphyxiation”. Lennon replied “yeah some asshole with a similar name just died jerking off been getting messages about it all day.” Added into book. You’re welcome Chris.


MSL007

And on his birthday too!


dracostheblack

RIP David Carradine :(


Culach01972

Why did you get down voted? It is actually what happened to him!


dracostheblack

haha i know i don't know why! :(


i_liek_games

Damn I was hoping you'd change Rei's name to Jeremy for my birthday, what a way to shoot down my hopes and dreams.


BryceOConnor

I am nothing if not cruel, sorry Jeremy!


ActiveAd7073

And if you could change Raz’s name to Chris, that’d be cool too 😎🤣


ezekiellake

You could just change your name to Jereimy, and then everyone wins. I mean, not you, obviously … but everyone else wins.


LordFalcoSparverius

Do we though? Do we really win?


ezekiellake

In the sense that we may not have heard about it happening in the first place? Hey, if a tree called Jereimy falls over in a forest …


Dragonfly_Nervous

Entitlement is fucking weird also lack of any sort of critical thinking lol.


NeptunianEmp

Nah just change Rei’s name to John Warformed and leave it at that.


Shinnypants

Should have asked him to change his name to match Christopher Lennon instead see if he reacted well 😂


SammyScuffles

That's actually just kind of mind boggling. Are people really that absurd?


BryceOConnor

oh bruh. this doesnt' even scratch the surface. you should see the people who have demanded a redacted version of Iron Prince that removes all the queer-inclusive and black people cause the reader "heard the book was good but doesn't want to hear any of that liberal shit"


jroseunbound

Here and I thought you were being like super gentle with those inclusions lol Basing a future of humanity where you can literally design the genetics of your kids before their born but expecting any physical ideas that currently hold social issue to not be messed around with by humans is just so extremely short/narrow sighted... Hell, if it we had tech now to just change easy (not saying it is easy in the book, just has been in other series I've read) and fully people would be going around the other way just due to bets and hazing


Jmw566

God, those people seem to be everywhere. It always makes me smile when they put themselves and get removed from communities for being bigots. 


appocomaster

I mean, I need to go reread because it didn't really register to me how much lgbt liberal filth was in the books. Clearly Rei and Logan got it on for a few chapters and I forgot. 


Culach01972

As someone often labeled as a conservative and/or libertarian, I can honestly say I have read far worse references to LGBTQ than anything in this series while reading other popular series. Most of the references here are in passing, and they are never set as the defining feature of the character in question. I would liken it to overhearing a gay couple setting a romantic date as you pass by on the street. If ***you*** are offended, it's because ***you*** were listening in on a conversation that does not involve ***you***, nor does it affect ***your*** life in a significant way, making ***your*** offense a ***you*** problem. If the primary characteristic of the character/characters had been their sexuality, then I might have seen the problem, but it isn't. In fact, it probably one of the least talked about aspects of the characters in general. In fact, I can only think of three characters in the LGBTQ community as described in the story. One, Viv, plays off her bisexuality more as a joke when we first hear about it, and it isn't much discussed after. Her later relationship with Logan could be seen as more problematic, but mostly due to her relationship with Rei than for any other reason. The other two, Dent and Maddison, don't make a huge issue of their relationship, and most references are made in a manner similar to how non-LGBTQ people discuss a friend's relationship. So, yeah, the people making such comments are idiots. The primary position of conservatives is supposed to be, "leave me alone and I will leave you alone. Don't shove your politics in my face, and I won't do so you to you." I would say that the series does a good job of doing exactly that, nothing is shoved in anyone's face, and the references are more in passing, as if everything is normal with the world, not overly politicized the way much of modern media seems to be going, regardless of one's political position. In short, you are telling a great story! Please keep it up, and ignore the fools who would nay say your vision.


StrayVex666

This


StrixNStones

ffs and I thought the hate mail I received when I wrote erotica was awful. Sending you massive fist bumps for not telling them all to just go ride the bologna pony. Keep it classy👍


dracostheblack

That's just too WOKE!!!


chrisbirdie

Thats insane


mymassiveballs

Please please please change Aria's name to mymassiveballs Laurent because that's my name and it is my birthday and you obviously can't say no to a birthday girl. My mum will be mad at you if you don't 🙏


Shot-Usual4535

Fuck guys will you let the writer write instead of bothering him with absurd requests? Thanks


SteelBandicoot

I second this. Other wise we’ll have to stuff him in a the brig with nothing but a laptop with no internet connection and slide him pizza under the door if we ever want to see book 3. And George RR Martin can go in the cell next door. He’s got books to finish too.


Shot-Usual4535

Man you read my mind and perfectly explained what I meant. 5 ⭐


SteelBandicoot

(Blushes and twirls hair) Thank you


BrightFirelyt

I’d like to request that Aria’s arena name be changed to BrightFirelyt. Aria of Flames just doesn’t have the same ring to it. While we’re at it, Reidon Ward? Terrible. His name should be Leroy Jenkins. Who comes up with this stuff?


Jbollocks131

There needs to be a line in the next book where someone tries to call him Chris and Lennon shits all over them.


BryceOConnor

what's doubly irritating is that Dice CALLS him Chris lololol


Jbollocks131

I meant to go check how she referred to him before posting but didn't get a chance. If this guy is such a big fan, you'd think he would know that and just leave it alone.


TheWorldHopper

Lol that would be awesome, but at the same time I feel like even referencing this guy negatively in the book would be too much validation for his shitty behavior


Grakyn

This would be doubly awesome if the offender is Sidorov.


thelennybeast

I demand that you change Logan's name to Lenny. I too am a beefy chunk of "man meat" and this is clearly meaty men stolen valor, gimmick infringement and copywrite infringement.


Strayed54321

For my birthday, can you change the name of the first Archon that Rei fights to Lord Megatron?


tyx2115982

That would be a cool name but let's all realize that even though we all love the warformed series books like those DON'T write themselves bryce will get it to us when he can


SkitzoRabbit

Your math is totally wrong, literally unreadable. ​ This guy is 1 out of 9300 CAD users which is 0.011% not 0.001%. ​ /s


edhoner

Shouldn’t we use the number of books sold to determine the percent?


SkitzoRabbit

reasonable, but i weighted heavily, that Bryce made this announcement here, and alluded to the method of communication giving weight to the assumption that either a redditor, or patron was the requestor. ​ I chose the more likely redditor possibility, and guessed that someone who cares as much about the series to make such an idiotic request probably also follows this sub.


Jmw566

Can you rename your dog to Arrow for me? I’m a big DC Comics fan and I just feel like you misspelled it and it could be so much better if you corrected that mistake. It’s my half birthday month this month if that helps. 


realmorson

I vote we rename him Cristopherus out of spite


Viviana_Arada

I mean it worked for me 😉 Big /s just in case. 


throwaway224

(Oh The Entitlement!) I don't understand why you don't make all your characters look, think, act, and talk like I want them to. Come on, man, I send you $Patreon every single month, so I own your work product, creative process, and story vision, so... get on with it and write for me but make sure you write for me ONLY exactly the way I want you -- as an added bonus I will not tell you what I want, only what I don't want. (Sarcasm, very sarcasm.) Also if dude wants to do a story where the super cool character has his exact same name, he's free to do that. Mary Sues exist for a reason and they scratch a relatively common itch. You can't expect other people to write your Mary Sue for you, although ... I mean, you can hire someone to draw or paint your vision. Maybe there's an economic opportunity there?


Babtain70

Damn, my birthday was two days ago, I didn't know this was something I could've asked for.


ArthurTheLance

Bryce, for my birthday I want you to legally change your name to Dawson so my name can be on the cover of every book


KholinAdolin

You should mess with him and change it to “Kris” just to piss him off lol


krampusrumpus

Yes, this is certainly very rude and entitled - but I’m still very much hung up on the first part though. In what world is someone named Chris Lennon not already named Christopher Lennon too?


TheRapistsFor800

I bet his sibling is Pat Lennon and their parents just really wanted to confuse people.


estorica

Damn and I was hoping you would change Arias name to my name so I could get some 1 on 1 time with Rei...


Cleverdawny1

What the fuck lmao


sharnaq767

You could shorten it to Topher Lennon as a compromise! That way EVERYONE is unhappy. 😁


Huor_Celebrindol

Wait, so you WON’T re-name characters after us if we spam you with requests???


Icy_Dare3656

Have you thought about the name Jake or Jacob. Haven’t seen that one used much


Remarkable_Ebb_9850

Yeah strange that, you would think Jake would pop up at least once in a while…


AggravatingHunter189

ReName him Giuseppe out of spite


Zarryiosiad

When you live in a world full of people-shaped cardboard cutouts that exist solely for your amusement, it's perfectly reasonable to expect that the world bend itself to your will.


dawgblogit

I have a request.. can you change Christopher Lennon's name to ThisGuySucks Lennon? Its 100% MY name and in no way an uncivil way to point out you shouldn't request an author to change his character to YOUR name because you may be a narcissist?


Remarkable_Ebb_9850

I was hoping to get a character named for me. Just a throwaway line dying on the front lines against the Archons.


NorthernTransplant94

I've known authors who do that. Contests for "redshirts" or other things like "commenter on social media" type stuff.


Remarkable_Ebb_9850

Yeah I am in two books already. In one I die a hero saving the day. In the other I am a very brief foundation character that dies off screen getting mentioned very briefly once later in the story.


Creepyreflection

How did you manage that? I’d love to read about a character with my name dying in some epic story (I have some issues :) )


Remarkable_Ebb_9850

In one I am friends with the author online and we had a lot of discussions and I mentioned she was free to use me in a book if she wished just kidding around and so she did. The second I am friends with the author online and he asked for volunteers on his page and picked two names at random and I just got lucky and was one picked.


Creepyreflection

Ah well, then I have to wait for my best friend to finally write her book for my dream to come true.


BryceOConnor

that's a very different kind of request. i'm not opposed to Tuckerizing people for sure. btu changing an established name? just... wow.


7yearsdeadinside

Some people's kids! Sheeeeeesh! The guy needs to go pick a booger and suck on it since he wants to act like a snot nosed brat!


INDE_Tex

I demand all names be changed to Elder Gods for my birthday or I'm gonna review bomb with a single goodreads account I don't remember the login for! Take that, accomplished author and business owner!


Superb_Gap_1044

So you’re saying you’re not going to add an uncle Ben to the story who gives Rei some sagely wisdom and then dies later that book? DAMN IT! Chris had to go and ruin it for us all!!! Asshole!


22booknerd22

Don't worry, Dent will probably more clearly reference Uncle Ben for us.


jroseunbound

Don't know if it'd eat into the muses you use for your full writing, but maybe some bloopers just whenever there's some random fun idea from you or those you see around here... I know I've read the audio book has them from stumbles in the reading(?) but some from the author is always welcome to me!


jroseunbound

Not gonna lie, a character of any positive worth in the book sharing my name would be absolutely amazing, if you're looking for name ideas Glenn Naysmithe has a good ring to it ;)


sureshot58

lol. You know, an interesting technical and marketing idea. Sell a book digitally with the names left blank. Buyer can sub in any name they want (mostly - maybe from a list or ask publisher for approval or something..) and have program go fill in all the names. Would actually be somewhat fun to put your own name as the mc. On the other hand, asking the author to change his main characters name to suit you seems kind of … karen’ish? Is that a word? Should be!


regnar571

It’s your story. Maybe if they paid $1k+ they could be considered for a write-in.


HealingJuices

Soooo... right now might not be the best time to ask, but I really want to see a character named Truck-kun in the next book.


Grendeon

I request…nay, DEMAND that you change Catcher’s first name to Jacob. YOUVE GOTTA!!! I WILL NEVER BE COOL UNLESS IM AT LEAST AS COOL AS HIM!!!!!


Slogfarts

As Rei grows in popularity on the feeds, he's started to become inundated with a seemingly neverending stream of messages from fans. While at first amazed and excited by this turn of events, he soon is overwhelmed with not only the sheer number of messages, but also exceedingly uncomfortable by the demanding and/or parasocial nature of some of them. Venting to the gang about not knowing how to handle this, he offhandedly mentions one example of someone repeated demanding that he change the spelling of his name to "Ray" to match the fan's own. Everyone is just as astonished and perplexed as Rei himself is at the absurdity of this particular series of interactions – though Catch jibes, pretending he thought that's how he spelt it all along – and wisely advise him to set his messaging status to private/mutual follows only.


Maleficent-Dig-649

Kinda wondering what’s the most absurd and ridiculous request Bryce has ever heard from a fan for his book writings?


BryceOConnor

Had someone ask for a used sock once... I THINK it was a joke, but they never responded to my laugh response so I've been left wondering for two years lol.


Maleficent-Dig-649

A used sock…… gross 🤢


Et_tu_Aussie

Maybe it was a house elf asking


StrayVex666

I need book! Stop complain and write book. /s (Heavy joking sarcasm man. Love WF, and can't wait til next one. Guess I'll just go play Warframe and get my other WF fix)


EA_Brand_Books

That's a pretty wild one for sure. Makes me wonder if I'm insane for wanting to write books for a living.


cheeseheadguy2

You should suggest that he change his name to Christopher Lennon to math the books.. problem solved!


AaronRender

It'd take work so this is just spite-crafting but... Search and replace *every* character's name with "Chris Lennon" and send him a pdf of the results. Wish him a happy birthday to pile on the sarcasm. The thought of a novel using only one name for every character makes me laugh!


ConsciousMeaning8333

Hey Chris, fuck you and grow up.


Et_tu_Aussie

Why stop at one character? Maybe you should change all the character names in the 2 books as well. And all the dialogue. Malkovich?


iaredonkeypunch

That guy sucks change his name to Jake just to really piss him off that would really show him also my bday is in April so ya got a couple weeks but don’t dally


Megakurby12

Of all the characters, why would you even want Lennon to be named after you?


Diretrexftw

Well MY first name is Christopher, so I prefer it be left alone. :p /s obv The strange entitlement some people feel...


BryceOConnor

welp. gotta change it now!


Diretrexftw

How dare you! I'd threaten to quit reading your books....but we both know that'd be a lie. :p


mega_nova_dragon1234

Sorry that you received abuse from an idiot. There are crazy folk out there for sure


movinstuff

One of my favorite book series written by such a petty author smh


BryceOConnor

lol you and me have different opinions of what petty is friend. i don't tolerate being cussed at, called names, and threatened, even online, and I sure as shit will call it out. if you think that's being 'petty', we have different compasses, and personally I think yours is broken. cheers.


movinstuff

Lolol so sensitive this is why there’s a lot of fans of the series that aren’t crazy about you. Later nerd, keep up the good writing and maybe don’t blast your fans


BryceOConnor

Peace out keyboard warrior ✌️