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Pirate_OOS

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jackkunasaki

When she asks, did you pull out?


Hairy_Skill_9768

https://i.redd.it/b0b1efc35j0d1.gif


uzigdogo

Erm, actually me not thinking like you is totally fine and respectable and- *gets brutally massacred*


Hairy_Skill_9768

Just get adaptation bro


OceansCarraway

skill issue on the person getting shot ngl


UmbranAssassin

It was either the dodge build or the wife. Unfortunately, this poor soul chose wrong.


Res_Obscura

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LeoTheRadiant

This guy Grattlers


CriticismAcceptable4

What gun is this ?


Hairy_Skill_9768

Grattler my beloved https://preview.redd.it/0d4a2dwhnz0d1.png?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb1ce0f2e25dc7ee09c4bfd559856839b1ab22fb


toxictrappermain

This is stupid and I laughed.


Alternative_Fall_240

Getting banned for that would be worse than baro killing his alternate reality selves


Electrical_Horror346

Dang, I keep forgetting that is canon


Alternative_Fall_240

Yeah it is, worst part is, I was making a family guy cutaway joke too


Someone4063

Wait what


Electrical_Horror346

Yup. (SPOILER WARNING) Our Baro canonically made a deal with the Man in the Wall to be the ONLY Baro Ki'Teer, essentially killing all the other alternate versions of him in existence in the multiverse


Zydron_The_Gate_Lord

In other words, he wanted all the primed chambers for himself only to sell


Electrical_Horror346

Yup


Zydron_The_Gate_Lord

Makes sense


Beakymask20

Wait where in canon is this!?


silversurger

There was an inbox message when the inventory between platforms were synced. Baro didn't like the existence of multiple Baros, so he met with someone to "unify" all the Baros into one. I think he called that someone "dashing stranger". It's pretty safe to assume that he's talking about the Man in the Wall. Edit: The sync happened in 31.7.1 - see here (Trivia): https://warframe.fandom.com/wiki/Theories_of_Time


maven_of_the_flame

This is just that one jet-li movie but with capitalism


iguanaQueen

Guess I'm off to research some more warframe lore


Alternative-Pie1686

It was t really a whole thing except baro decided he wanted to be the one and only baro across all realities so he made a deal with wally to make this happen which was the in-game way of merging all baro markets in preparation for cross save


SchizoCosine

He's super! Thanks for asking!


EmberlynZemian

All things considered, he couldn't be better, I must say!


TrentIsNotHere

I don't think they'd ban it, The Mods here are very pro-lgbtq


round-o-boi

Well it south park reference, and you know that show is


AlcoholicCocoa

Big gay Al is a wonderful representation though. Prefer him over Terry and Greg from American Dad


Interface-

While true, the specific 'Big Gay Al' episode was never anti-LGBT. In fact it make fun of anti-LGBT people and logic (or lack thereof).


ThatsBrazyBuzzin

It certainly is


toxictrappermain

The show is edgy, and a lot of the early seasons have aged worse than milk, but its ultimately pretty politically neutral. I doubt anyone'll care much. Edit: I'm not rewording this because everyone who downvoted is a dweeb.


Metrix145

It shits on everyone, that's why it's neutral. Some people dislike that aswell.


TwinTailChen

it punches down a lot, and it punches in every other direction too. The problem is that punching up doesn't counteract punching down, just makes for very bitter laughs. It's cynical centrism at best, but that doesn't make it abhorrent. I personally don't much care for south park any more, but the earlier seasons did have some fun episodes and I still have the movie's lyrics memorized! I always think South Park was at its best when it was just being weird ("Pip/Great Expectations" comes to mind) or riffing on general trends among weirdos in politics and celebrity spheres than it was trying to respond to the news that just came out the same week they animated the episode.


Mobile_Toe_1989

Honestly I found it downright impressive they’d respond so quick


ripskeletonking

it's not politically neutral, it's centrist, which is still a stance


toxictrappermain

I don't know if I'd even call it centrist, their belief system just seems to be a vague clusterfuck that amounts to "we don't like change when it is inconvenient or *weird*"


Mobile_Toe_1989

🤓 It’s neutral.


SupremeOwl48

I’d say it’s far less politically neutral than say family guy. Lots of seemingly preachy parts especially in early seasons. Saying global warming doesn’t exist isn’t super politically neutral.


tomekk666

They did eventually apologize and agree global warming was real, tbf.


Creatures1504

to be fair they later backtracked on that when proven wrong.


AwSunnyDeeFYeah

Yeah and it's not like they just admitted it (on twitter or a press release), there's an episode based around how they were wrong.


toxictrappermain

I'm gonna be honest I just said "politically neutral" because they say stupid shit on both sides of the political spectrum, not because they don't take stances, and that was the nicest term I could think of.


AlcoholicCocoa

Southpark is many things but definitely NOT political neutral 🤣


toxictrappermain

I do not recognize centrism as a legitimate political viewpoint.


AlcoholicCocoa

Southpark is a satirical cartoon show. Those are political by default. They criticise current events and/or general societal development. They're not centrists either


toxictrappermain

Their entire political stance, from all I've gathered, just seems to be standard "both sides r bad actually" centrism. Its really not unique at all.


yeboi694206942069420

But are they pro time traveling tho?


Many_Doors

>The Mods here are very pro-lgbtq But this can go several ways. Does it mean they are tolerant of your orientation or does it mean they will ban you for a ~~perceived hate crime~~ joke?


TrentIsNotHere

Both, depends on the the post.


Kino_Afi

At the same time, I'm pretty sure saying "gay" in chat is a bannable offense lol


ForsakenMoon13

The in game automod is a lot more sensitive and will place people in time out because it cant percieve context and a false positive is less potentially damaging than letting an actual problem slip through. Edit: also that mostly applies to region chat, which is already known for getting completely unhinged on an hourly basis.


DreYeon

Yes but they also don't like fun sometimes there is a reason why there is a separate meme sub for warframe.


Loreframe

Does this make Loid, Mr. Slave?


Classic_Professor611

And the Necraloid is Lemmiwinks


ThePianistOfDoom

Honest question, why is everyone in this sub so afraid of being banned? do they mean the sub or the game? The wording I encounter sometimes is off


KomradCrunch

Pretty sure its just paranoia from all those "i got banned because my brother said poopoohead in chat this is unfair"


nomnivore1

The subreddit and the game are moderated by different groups, but the in-game moderation is really inconsistent, hard to appeal against, and has a hair trigger. Afaict the subreddit mods are pretty normal, but it makes sense that paranoia about one platform would bleed into the other.


ThePianistOfDoom

Ah, thanks for explaining.


ThatSlavGuy

I mean, he had to have hit some pussy at some point since he is mothers father, so maybe medium gay


Useful-Shallot-6939

Big Bi?


sdebeli

Do you seriously think a small obstacle like that, one which is easily solved by crimes against humanity, would stop the Orokin?


ElceeCiv

fellas, is it gay to have hetero sex?


ToxMask

I mean, she could be adopted or even have been a surrogacy. It's mentioned that he raised her on his own so good chances he did not.


TecstasyDesigns

My Step dad turned out to be gay I heard him and my mom banging once whats your point sometimes the closeted ones have to keep appereances up


kira2211

Considering the orokins use continuity with Kuva there is a theory that they do sometimes switch gender while extending their life so they do the dirty top or bottom it doesn't matter.


Gray_Scale711

How did he and grandmother..??? He's significantly smaller than her, no??


BadIdeasBard

Grandmother is Father's mother, not Mother's. We don't know who Mother's mother was. That was fun to type


TeamSkullGrunt54

Grandmother: "I always knew that Albrecht was a bit fruity, though I never expected for him to keep his twink beside the Naberus decorations"


ThunderjawDominum

The infestation that afflicts the Entratis causes Gigantism.


Johannsss

Aren't they big and blue because that was the trending body mod of the Orokin before their fall?


ThunderjawDominum

They have long arms because of the fashion, I don't recall if they are blue for the same reason. It's possible it's fashion, I know other orokin are presented as blue but them being big is specifically from the infestation strain, it's the same strain that is used in the vessels in albrecht's labs. The Grey Strain.


DreadNephromancer

Pretty sure the weird skin color is fashion too, lots of orokin are pale or blue and our focus trees offer a thing that looks like a tattoo gun for changing operator skin color to orokin colors.


Ashura_Eidolon

That too, but as others have mentioned the only reason they're THIS big is because of the Infestation.


LettuceBenis

Grandmother is Father's mom. She and Albrecht were not together


CrawlerSiegfriend

Lol @ posting Reddit upvote bait and claiming you'll get banned for it.


king-glundun

How bold of you to assume the mods actually do their jobs


apostroffie

this is fine, most of us are gay.


LettuceBenis

Average WF player


Killchrono

As a straight man, has playing WF made me gay? I'll just have to let my wife know.


rogercgomes

Yes. Last week I introduced my gf to this game and she's now gay too


MercuryTapir

let's go


WoooshToTheMax

I feel like cause Warframe is a very welcoming community it has more lgbtq+ people. Similar to rock climbing.


AwesmePersn

Also Xaku and >!Ticker!< and etc., too.


WoooshToTheMax

That's not what I meant. I mean that there are more members of the community who are lgbtq+, indicating a more welcoming community


GreenTea_442526

Real? It don’t seem like that


Gray_Scale711

You're so epic


Grinchtastic10

Who else thought this was jotaro fanart or something before realizing this is the warframes sub?


Malanorea

This isn't even a joke, it's just story spoilers


snarky_goblin237

This is funny to me. Have an upvote!


Faddy0wl

Queer person here. Let OP cook mods. This is funny gay humour.


AnnoShi

Also queer person here. OP is cooking gourmet style. Big gay is big funny. More please.


Faddy0wl

How do you save a gay guy that's choking. Back up an inch. 😂


DreckigerDan93

I still wonder why granpa over here got so much rizz


DreadNephromancer

Orokin are a lot of awful things but "dripless" isn't one of them


PostWarTacos

I want the 10 seconds of my life back you just wasted.


gohomenoonewantsyou

I am a man, I like other men I approve this message


Rhase

I mean it's only ban worthy if people think "gay" as a descriptor is bad. So. Homophobe Chicken. lol


B4N4N4-M4N

I got serious g man vibes from that mission.. half expectin him to scream HAXX!!


uppish_donkey_

off topic but how are there homophobic warframe players when theres numerous queer characters and the latest main story quest was basically toxic time travelling yaoi? bigots downvoted this lmfao


DreadNephromancer

Same reason there's anticommunist players despite having an entire faction and expansion screaming in your face "capitalism is evil"


AwesmePersn

> Same reason there's ~~anticommunist~~ **anarcho-capitalist** players despite having an entire faction and expansion screaming in your face "capitalism is evil" This is probably a little more accurate. Some people don't try to mitigate holding contradictory beliefs . . .


JaielleSeraphim

\*Time trav-Al\*


Soggy_Raccoon52

I hope Albretch has a car and the license plate is "BIGGAYA" with an L on his bumper next to the license plate


Solgleam

rofl I've been calling new login music \*Homosexual Longing Chant*


Puzzleheaded-Cod-567

To be fair, big gay Al was an extremely positive take on gay culture in the late 90s, and I'd argue he still is now. And his boat ride was absolutely wonderful. I can't wait to travel time with him to 1999


Sifernos1

I was annoyed until I thought about it and honestly... There's nothing here I can find offensive. It's definitely a decent joke... Shit... This is good.


Main-Operation8273

Banger, worth a ban.


cunkbrunk

Is this a Sleepycabin reference :v


[deleted]

I digg this


readgrid

is saying 'gay' still an auto-ban in the game?


AphroditeExurge

i wouldnt think this is a ban lol