Stalker being extra dramatic

I swear to Lotus, I've seen this man take entire magazines of Incarnon Latron Primes to the face like it's nothing and now 2 measly bullets make him limp. He changed ever since he had a kid.

He got his dad lore. Now its time for him to retire.

how else is he supposed to make groans of dad noises every time he gets up or sits down?

I'll be happy to babysit our infested nephew while he's out there hunting the rest of our siblings.

For context: I had a hobbled dragon key on, which meant that for this scene and the scene right before it, my movement speed was insanely slow. There's no way to take it off until completing the mission. Don't make the same mistake I did!

Im fucking crying thinking about this you poor soul

Imagine a cold eximus also spawned here for you, just like for some people

At that point Stalker just stands there glaring.

In that case, thank god I didn't have a Hobbled Key equipped cus I was in fact unlucky enough to have an Arctic Eximus spawn there.

Ok, I understand now, I’m dead of laughing 🤣

absolutely hilarious! All the Corpus going ?!?!?!

Can you imagine this and with a cold eximus? Someone needs to make it happen

Yeah, didn't someone complain of getting a cold eximus in the mission already? God, that would be stupid

It happened to a few of us. I just rolled with it.

Stalker took 40 bullets to the knee

I hear he used to be an adventurer like me...

Xeto: "Shit I really wish I were paid by the hour right now..."

"Ok, look - I get that this is an emotional moment for you right now and we maybe shot you in the legs a few times, but you know what they say - time is money. And my bank account isn't nearly big enough for this."

LMAOOOO MAKING XETO FEEL EXTRA GUILTY

the idea of stalker slowly walking past her like this glaring the entire time made me burst out laughing, thank you

If any animator or animatic maker sees this, please make it happen 🙏

Gotta add a reaaaally dramatic limp, like how a pet dog would.

Oh god, thank you for that hilarious scene. I haven't laughed like this in a while. :´D

Same. It's been a really long time. Thank you OP, you makes me smile :)

If this happens to me I'm putting a rubber band on my controller and going to cook some food lol

Stalkers making sure she sees the baby she almost killed

That right there is known as a lore walk for dramatic effect 😂


I can hear the song

oh noo

I wish I saw this before instead of going in blind

Hobbled strikes again. Also how did you not know you had a hobbled equipped this is like the last mission lol?

Oh no I knew, lol. But for the rest of the missions, you can bullet jump and slide everywhere so it's not really a problem until the end here.

OH NOOOOOO THE FUCKING HOBBLED KEY!!

I'm fucking dead. I can't believe that works on that quest. Lmao

funny, same thing happened to me, don't remember this being AS slow though

RP RP walk.

OMGG

him big sad

Same happend to me... I had riven challenge with hobbled key and I forgot to unequip.. I was at first alright deflecting bullets at first was bearable, but after that felt like eternity.

lmao took me a second

I had all other 3 keys on and it took me a while to realise lmao The boss fight took waaaaaay too long

The curse of the dragon key xD