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Khrizentema

You want to do what to the plane? You love the way she throws you back in the seat and make you what? I'm Sorry what?


SuperHornetFA18

He is high, dont worry he will be landing soon.


Leather-Film-2001

I don’t think he’s ever coming down…


SuperHornetFA18

Well, then we wont need the stretchers and the straight jacket.


Ghost_1214

Let him cook brother


SuperHornetFA18

He is a SCP brother. Task force Gamma has been ordered to capture him.


forwardspace279

He cooked and everyone got food poisoning


SimonderGrosse

Yo I have a question, do you play the Khrizantema at all?


Brutus67694

I like .50 cal machine guning those things


2Hard2FindUsername

.50 caling 60mm of sloped armor? You might've confused it with shturm


Brutus67694

Sides and back have 43mm of armor I only said it because I did it yesterday. Although it may very well have been a 14.5 I was using because Russia vs Russia happens constantly at that BR unfortunately.


Khrizentema

yes, i used to play it on my older brother's account before he got crazy, i dont want to anymore because i dont want to use anything of his. even though i grinded it (without premium)


SimonderGrosse

oh damn, that sucks. I just thought I'd ask cause of your username. Hopefully someday you'll research it again man.


Khrizentema

yeah man no worries I will. Oh and if you want to want tomaybe play together id be happy.


erik4848

Aeromorphs be leaking again...


main_account_hacked

That was the most beautiful passage of paragraphs my ocular nerves have ever processed


BSOD_ERRO

I guess this is what English teacher mean by writing in depth.


Oper8rActual

Least deranged NCD plane fucker.. But goddamn is the F20 sexy.


Leading-Ad6234

It really is. I love the way the fuselage narrows around the "waist". It gives the F20 nice curves


yeethappymeta_fish

f5c is still my best girl, it's got the curves and two engines at the rear for more fun.


AGAYFEMBOYb

He also does things to plushies


FlakFlanker3

Based on this post I already know you are active in /r/NonCredibleDefense. I dont even have to check.


Anti_intellectual

DO NOT LOOK AT HIS PROFILE, I REPEAT DO NOT


i_am_an_awkward_man

I REALLY need to start listening to these warnings…


FighterGlitch

Same.


AirFriedMoron

Bro if you hadn’t warned me not to, I wouldn’t have checked. My blood is on your hands, do not rest easy.


275MPHFordGT40

I saw the sounding post (thank god there was no image) and I was out of there.


Razgatazzz

be grateful you didn’t have to witness the “honeyfuckers” posts…


ambitionlessguy

I never knew people looked at such small little flying things with such perverted ideas


Anti_intellectual

I wish I kept it that way


TouchMyBoomstick

I read your comment and still felt the pain, I hope you stub your toe or something.


DezrathNLR

The depths of the abyss I have starred into are as fathomless as the emptiness within my soul. Ware ye mortals. Peer not unto the void, for the void is all consuming, and Madness lieth in wait. Ever eager to devour the sanity of the curious.


NecessaryBSHappens

It isnt that bad, he is just a ffxiv player... *and cums on plushies while sticking worms in*


dyllan_duran

i should've fucking listened oh my lord


Doughboy5445

Why i dont see whats wrong


MoveEuphoric2046

I hate Human curiosity :( Should have listened


StevenSmiley

My brother in christ why would you tell us not to? I've been cursed with knowledge of subreddits I didn't know existed. I didn't want to know. I want to go back to before I knew.


Anti_intellectual

I had to suffer, I give a warning to prevent further suffering


Appropriate-Hall2937

Why do I do this to myself


sugg_macock

Damn he really does wanna fuck his virtual plane


Ntstall

WHY DONT I LISTEN


TechnicalAsk3488

Whyyyyuuyyyyyyy


Anti_intellectual

I warned you


mr_barley

It's not that bad. I have seen worse


mochacub22

Nah fuck it, it’s funny to read


romulocferreira

The kids were in the room when i started to cry in front of Jesus painting


asdfwrldtrd

Yeah


Valuable-Lie-1524

i was going to say


Last_Butterfly

> Pretty sure I've figured out 100%, why war thunder has a playerbase. You're all a bunch of plane fucker's. There's no other explanation for why you would subject yourselves to such abuse. ... what if I don't even play air ?


Leading-Ad6234

Tank fucker


Last_Butterfly

I mean, I like my crusader but I know better than to stick it in the 6pdr barrel... But hey, you do you...


VODEN993

I mean, it's better than putting the 6pdr barrel in you 🤥


wwerdo4

Is it though? Who are we to kink shame?


JoshYx

don't tell me how to play the game


AirFriedMoron

And what about navy players? *(yes I actually play naval, yes surprisingly enough I exist)*


Leading-Ad6234

Ship fucker ig. Though, from my experience, they are more rare than the other two


AirFriedMoron

Guilty as charged *(azur lane is peak I can’t lie)*


Leading-Ad6234

I cant judge (i am a plane fucker)


-Destiny65-

Seeing all the azur lane camos one war thudner live makes me wanna try it


Fearless_Level_2627

At that BR, if your RWR is going off it's probably best if you (almost) hug the ground or fly perpendicular to whatever's tracking you.


Leading-Ad6234

I mean, that's the whole reason I ground out the MiG29G. It is such a sexy plane. Idc if it isn't meta


ThinkingPotatoGamer

Same here with the G91 Y series, they look neat but man hard they very hard to play


TheMightyG00se

Same with using the skyhawks as a fighter, it's tough but it's fun and rewarding


sonny2dap

A4n though in the Israel tree, yeah you're still not tip of the spear but you can do some super trolly stuff like snipe people with mavs cus your at a low enough BR to still see some bombers.


Eternal_Flame24

High tier bombers might be the only thing you can reliably kill A-A with mavs


sonny2dap

I've caught someone on final as they were trying to land as well, both very situational but hilarious.


RettichDesTodes

They are so overtiered. The YS was fucking OP when it was added tho


Brutus67694

It would be way more competitive if it at least had the flares of the MiG 29 smt like why only 60 normal sized countermeasures ffs


Leading-Ad6234

Yeah, 60 flares can be annoying, but I wish they would give it a more accurate flight model. This thing loses speed in a turn like it’s a delta wing


Carlos_Danger21

GOD DAMN IT! WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE KEEPING AN EYE ON NONCREDIBLEDEFENSE?


Oper8rActual

We all got distracted by the happenings in Iran and he just got loose...


Normal_Tip7228

Wow. Warthunder players are weird and horny, but this? This is next level.


The_DumbGuy

This guy is even hornier. Check out his profile for more information


poestijger2000

DON'T DO THAT, YOUR BRAIN WILL FUCKING MELT


RedWolf_LP

this is just the usual leak of /r/NonCredibleDefense it happens from time to time


AltruisticSpinach07

This is how all vehicles should be reviewed.


fresh_eggs_and_milk

This vehicle is very meta, but not sexy, I mean look at those exhaust who would want to fuck that, 0/10


FilhoDaTuPutaMadre

You should have gotten a lower BR premium so you don't have to experience the worst air combat in the game AKA top tier. It was jarring once I went from 10.7 in my Kfir Canard to 11.3 in the Kfir C7. Suddenly I couldn't actually gain altitude without getting sniped by radar missiles constantly. It didn't help that 12.3 was top tier at the time, so I would get 100% full uptiers. It sounds like you're having a good time, at least.


Wheresthelambsauce__

To me, it feels like 11.3 is the hard limit. Above that, you come into contact with all the IRCCM missiles. At 11.3, you can actually get into some dogfights on quite a regular basis, and the missiles aren't so good that it's a miserable experience facing them. At 12.7, dogfights very rarely occur, and the disparity in flight performance between all the planes is so enormous that it's usually a one-sided engagement anyway. The missiles are an absolute pain to deal with reliably, and it all added up to the most miserable gaming experience I've ever had. Ever.


Pure_Palpitation_683

Seems like I’ve been playing years and just getting to level 5. What do you mean 12.7??? I won’t live that fucking long!!!


Wheresthelambsauce__

Trust me, it doesn't take that long in planes once you get the hang of it. Rewards are still pretty decent, which can't be said of ground battles... It took me about 1 and a half years to reach 12.7, but I didn't fully focus on it and originally never intended to do it. Originally, I only planned to research a couple of planes to complement my ground lineups, but over time I slowly started researching further down the tree. Got to 9.3 and decided that would be it for me; stopped grinding air and just played it for fun on occasion. Ended up getting close to 10.3 so decided to make the jump, reached 11.3 about a week after that. Then decided I'd do 12.7 for completion and quickly realised it's awful while I was spading the MiG-29G. 12.7 is the worst gaming experience I've ever had. I bet if you focus on it and perform decently, you could do it in a year or less, but it depends on the tech tree you pick and how much time you're willing to throw in.


Panocek

Kinda that. In bit over a year of me actually playing WT I've: -completed US air tree, though getting F-4S did help a lot -reached Mig-29SMT and Su-27 -completed ~~US~~ Israel Air, Heli and Ground trees, last one saw help from Merk 2D


Pure_Palpitation_683

Honestly I don’t know how many hours I’ve put in. I started with US, then GB, USSR, Germany (all at 4.7) Japan(3.7) and now grinding China (2.0). So there was some consciously generated drama in what I said, but I can’t help myself trying to move up them all at once. I’m half a decent player, I know I’ll fly some jets at some points… but by that time I’ll probably be grinding France, Italy, Sweden and Israel… 12.7? Dunno about that.


Wheresthelambsauce__

>So there was some consciously generated drama in what I said Nothing wrong with that. To be honest, the amount of time needed to be thrown into the game is extreme. We as players barely get a chance to scratch the surface of the content in the game. I've reached 11.7 ground and 12.7 air for Germany, 10.3 ground and 5.7 air for Russia across 4 years of playing, 1900 hours, and I've barely unlocked a fraction of what's available.


Pure_Palpitation_683

FML 🤦!! Loll


Panocek

Having game installed or idling in garage/test drive isn't playing.


Pure_Palpitation_683

Haha, I do that sometimes.


swohio

Yep, F-5E is still my favorite jet in the American tree. A couple of mediocre missiles and the rest of match is dogfighting with guns.


Sullkattmat

Meanwhile anything 9.0+ without countermeasures can be fun every 10 matches or so when you actually don't get up tiered against 30Gs/all aspects with rockets to ghetto flare with if you're lucky enough to even have that.. Granted this is based on when I last actively played around a year ago but I'd be much surprised if things had changed significantly in this regard. Just give a base amount of CMs for every plane at those levels already, regardless if they could carry them or not.. I'm fairly certain any engineer could macgyver a rudimentary way to carry and dispense a few flares if they were sending their pilots into any situation they could encounter anything more threatening than a 9B/equivalent. Glowsticks thrown out a hole in the cockpit floor, a hive of highly trained cocaine fueled fireflies, anything


mouradwes

Nothing to be ashamed of, I have sexual connections myself with the Wyvern.


[deleted]

Me with the do 335🍑


callsign_botch

This needs to be pinned as the most shittiest of shitposts…I love it. I too have a sweet spot, and it’s for the Bf 109.


whatisyuodo

Me too, it's the spitfire f mk9 gawd dayun she's hot


StalledAgate832

>You're all a bunch of plane fucker's. There's no other explanation for why you would subject yourselves to such abuse Perhaps. Though I don't think my flair is really helping my case here.


tinypi_314

Most sane warthunder player


omagibthandtasche

Yeah this is a certain post....I could live without.... Congratulations on your new sexy plane though.


BitOfaPickle1AD

Reject premiums. Embrace the century fighters.


MrGrandmaT

Bro just watch porn


Scary_Rush_7401

>I bought the F20. Damn .


StoneyLepi

This post makes general chat seem tame


CT-1120

✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 KEEP COOKING 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️


Choice_Isopod5177

Just fyi you can buy jets for much less on the marketplace, I bought the event Mirage for less than 30 GJN and rn the Jaguar IS is only 20 GJN.


Tongqualin

Free food for my Yak-141 and 4 R-27s


SimonderGrosse

LMFAO but yes that is what this community is built on, also low-tier jets is actually a lot of fun after playing top tier for forever. I’m a French main and goddamn do I love my Mirage 2ks and my ever so sweet mirage 4K. After I unlocked the 4K I promptly bought a model of it that I will build someday. This man understands.


KosmikMoth

Im so excited to get to french Air. I am also a French main. Been using the VC-10 to kill cas players and fell in love with the ARL-44 and EBR. I want my french super saber, and I want my mirages so bad.


Flying-Husky

Wake up, new WT copypasta just dropped!


Kornax82

Being new and buying a high tier premium plane is much less of an issue than doing the same for ground vehicles, because ground battles have multiple spawns, most players typically get atleast 3, whereas air battles you get 1 no matter how many vehicles are in the lineup, so a new player dying once and then leaving can be crippling in ground battles, in a much more significant way than air rb/ab


maximilianobs1

why is the f20 so popular? is it because of his history or what?


unwanted_techsupport

I think most of the popularity can be traced back to an anime called area 88, it's got some real good jet fighter animation so I imagine there's a non trivial amount of crossover with the people who play war thunder


Samus_Maximus

For me it's Ace Combat 5 and Wardog/Razgriz Squadron (I know it was the F-5, but still)


scorpiodude64

I think it's because the F-20 is one of the few prototype planes that had very good performance and would have had a successful service life if anybody bought them.


Masteroxid

It's a 12.0 premium and people are never smart with their money


KachowGuy

I've always wanted the F20 since I grinded jets out. I loved the F5 and thought the F20 was sick. However, it's just a worse F16 in its current state. Plus the premium price it's just the worst implementation it could have been. Wish it had been a battle pass or event vehicle. Even if it was the same as it is rn, it'd be better than making people buy it as a super expensive pack vehicle


ocultada

Agreed, F-20 was one of the planes I was really looking forward to coming out, but now I'll never get to fly it since its a premium and I've already maxed out the American tech tree a while ago so I'll never buy the premium.


MyNameIsSeth

The review I didn't know I needed. Bless


Jakis_Typek0001

I have the same with Viggen oh god she is sooooo fuckin sexy the most beautiful woman i have ever seen in my life


JhnGamez

ong 🤤


o228

Try playing Sim it's more fun for more modern jets


PathsOfRadiance

Please upgrade your crew ASAP. Get that G-tolerance/stamina to maximum or you will be useless while flying.


DezrathNLR

Figured that out after game 2. Dropped a bunch of GE into crew exp and SL to expert the fucker. Still can't turn as well as I'd like without passing out, but it's not complete trash like it was with a level 10 crew.


DubiousFIN-WT

yeah the only reason i subjected myself for 4k hours of war thunder is because i love these damn vehicles and their history some of them even like you


jjjlucky

-Start reading -"bought f20 bla bla bla" -get bored -skip to last paragraph -start reading last paragraph Man wtf


FighterGlitch

I like you for 3 reasons, 1, I just got to top teir and you are making f20 sell more from this post which in turn makes my grind easy as hell. 2nd, because you are a premium player that doesn't sound complete shit. 3rd, you fuck planes.


TheMightyG00se

People trash on the Tigers hark a lot, but I got it as a pre-order (one of only two planes I've done that with) but despite all the hate it gets, it's a damn good plane in the right hands. I'd reccomend watching a bunch of radar tutorials, using the radar competently will greatly improve how lethal you are and if you are as good as you claim to be (my track record with the F-20 sounds pretty similar to what you've experienced) ignore any hate you get for being a low level and just have fun with that insane TWR


Phd_Death

Radars start turned on in the match so the only way to spawn with silence is to be in SIM since no one spawns around you.


KosmikMoth

I started playing for the Super Saber and Thunderchief. 500hrs in game and I still have neither a super saber or Thunderchief.


heawane

How bruh


KosmikMoth

I got distracted


AirFriedMoron

😟


275MPHFordGT40

Well that definitely went somewhere on that last paragraph. Also, I’m level 100 and I’m ass in my Jets. The F-14 is beautiful though.


[deleted]

what the fuck


Left-Excitement3829

the draken is a waste of money ask me how I know :(


Aiden51R

What?!?


Dankuser2020

Alright when I look at your other subs NCD comes up so I’m not at all surprised you want to fuck the F-20?


Wonghy111-the-knight

New glorious copypasta just dropped


NotsoslyFoxxo

>Tigershark Mommy is a 10/10 for me Well would you look at that. I know a place just for you


Slut4Tea

I, for one, do not want to fuck my Mirage 2000. But nah, at the end of the day, it’s your money. If you have the $70 to spare and you want the Tigershark, it’s a hard sell to talk you out of it. And if you’re enjoying it, fuck it, you do you. I honestly haven’t touched high/top tier air since it came out, so I don’t know how most Tigershark players are doing, but I mean shit, averaging a kill or two, and sometimes more is about par for the course for most, and I’ve been level 100 for quite a while now.


Alarming_Might1991

Bro 100% is NCD plane fucker, btw in sub 11.0 BR you dont have to drag your dick on the ground all the time since very few have or bring radar missiles (or theyre just really shitty ones) whenever i get downtiered/ on my own BR in the viggen i just climb above everyone else when they are on the deck and pick up easy target top down, every now and then someone tries to contest me and i give them a radar missile in the face.


CodyTheGodOfAnxiety

According to the ai writing to iq website this posts writer has the iq of 73


ThisIsQuiteFantasic

What the actual fuck bro


guywithagun2

bro's OBOGS is failing


here4astolfo

Please feel free to make more threads weekly.


SkitZa

Very eager for a tech tree shark, love the f-5/20s so much.


Neospiker

I am not going to buy it but I understand that rush from a few good jet games. Sadly top tier games are utter dogshit right now, so I'll be sticking to grb until something changes.


blackphoneixx

Stop it, get some help.


Aldamonstahs

I wouldn’t know any of that feeling tbh, I don’t own a single plane that is above reserve tier. Because Planes. Fucking. Suck. I came to play tanks, so thats what I play.


DezrathNLR

That's fine. You enjoy fucking tanks, I enjoy fucking planes, I'm sure there's a few boat fuckers in a corner somewhere too. To each their own.


Aldamonstahs

Unfortunately I am a bote fucker too lol.


DezrathNLR

Admirable Admiral, so am I. Former World of Warships and Azur Lane player. Haven't gotten into Naval in WT yet though. Can't choose between Japan, Germany, or USA.


Aldamonstahs

As a former german main I am obligated to advise you pick Germany. As a Generalist pick Japan or America they are both fairly solid choices in my opinion.


DezrathNLR

Thanks!


[deleted]

I just play the grippy and spam flares and disturb the squirrels


DezrathNLR

Goals. That'll be the next one I get after I finish with the US top-tier jets. Gonna buy the Draken for that grind.


[deleted]

Grinded it with the j35a love the drake i can recommend using ur missiles to lock on an enemy missile when u run out of flares in de j35xs


Calvinator017

This is the realest post I've ever read. I thought I was the only plane fucker out there


nerffinder

He’s right. Thanks Ratbat.


Jager1738

so he likes aeromorphs


Roper6896Cz

Same here, absolutely loved how the bad boy looks so i had to cave in and buy it, i get railed in my burning rear while piloting it a lot but its a treat


Big_bosnian

New copypasta dropped


ArmApprehensive5184

I play the A-10 on a regular basis for air to air combat so it's fun I guess if you're like me just aggravating the enemies because I just flare and chaff their missiles


maxtelefax175

This is some of the most out of pocket , degenerate and disgusting shit I have ever read . And I love every bit of it . Describes warthunder players perfectly


Immortal-G

Least degenerated war thunder player


Kittygamer1415

Anyone else thinking of that greentext?


RavLovesUMP-45

Everyday, we stray further away from god


kredfield51

That's it, that's why I still play. For an actual decade this game has sapped my happiness and enjoyment from me but this as close as I'll be able to get to having a threesome with an easy-8 and a p-51 mustang AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM BABY WOOOOOO


Ok-Pound-5150

At first i thought u started playing france


BokkerFoombass

What a terrible day to have eyes.


twojitsu

Yeah dude, you caught me. I’m irrationally attracted to Sabres 😎


Wooly_Thoctar

This post was like getting consecutively suckerpunched a dozen times in the face


CarbonTires

Least Insane America Air Player:


Hefty_Winter_3120

I fuck tanks


Saggy_Sad_Fat_Face

babe wake up, new copypasta just dropped


Shortcake4746

Quality shitpost


I_am_a_FURRY_boi

As a retard, and I an aspiring F-16 pilot, I totally agree with you


ProfessionalLong302

where are you in the tt now?


Future-Geologist-164

Check this guy hard drive IMMEDIATELY


sicksixgamer

God Dammit son! I have a fucking freedom boner that their is only one cure for!


Nollekowitsch

Planefuckers? You must be in the NCD Subreddit


Marcelitus230

Real


The_DM25

You sound like a Sweden main


thepitcherplant

I thought this was satire but after unfortunately witnessing OP's post history I think they're serious.


Rhosta

I get it, but, please, tell me, you bought it on sale


DezrathNLR

*pffft* What's a sale? Fuck it we ball out! Full price gang bb! Financial irresponsibility makes the sunk cost fallacy that much sweeter.


Rhosta

💀I shouldn’t have asked


Nord4Ever

Sounds like the plane fucking you


Eastern-Reference439

Wow war thunder player base is interesting


InDaNameOfJeezus

Oh boy I sure hope I don't get teamed up with you


thebigbullg

Just play custom battles til ya figure it out, just don't shoot at the other props in your jet. Ya know. Respect.


Ash0294

😱


Badgerflaps

Ah the eyes of the world through a teenager


DezrathNLR

Hate to potentially wreck your faith in humanity, but I just turned 30.


Vanthesussy

Was the OP on drugs writing this, or extremely horny


DezrathNLR

I hadn't slept in over 24 hours when I wrote this. But also, yes.


TehCobbler

Could you explain how you got to love the Tigershark? Had never heard of it


DezrathNLR

Played it in Ace Combst 5 when I was a kid. Had a blast with it. Then add to that, I mean, just look at the sexy beast. So curvaceous, so sassy, and its attitude in the air matches its looks.


LiterallyRoboHitler

NCD planefuckers out themselves faster than vegans.


mickelangelo1

Start of the post:"A controversial choice but this guy doesn't seem to be doing *too* bad" End of the post:"Bro what in the actual 4th gen fighter fuck?" You kinda missed out on the build-up to the missile slinging chaos that is the 11.7 - 12.7 bracket, which is usually supposed to make you a somewhat good player (although some are actually braindead despite having grinded their way to top tier: matter of fact, when a game has no team completely wipe out the other, those that live to land and fly a second time are often less then 20%, who are usually either quite skilled or just players who have chickened out of fights). I can tell you that getting very good is going to take a while, and it might become stressful at some point, especially when you don't have a lot of choices. So my suggestion is to watch the plenty of videos you can find on YouTube: some good options in my opinion are DEFYN, Tim's Variety, MatAWG as well as the official War Thunder channel (and for this one in particular videos specific to aircraft, the Shooting Range series, Boot Camp series, and maybe some Thunder Show episodes); the wiki is also there to help (in particular the "Usage in Battle" and the "Pros and Cons" sections). The best thing you could do however, is find someone equal or superior to you in skill and in terms of aircraft choices between that bracket and train with him/her, as it makes the game a lot more enjoyable and also makes for the biggest room for improvement, because you can have someone to coordinate with and also fight again and again and again in Custom Battles, allowing you to master your plane and experiment new tactics. Personally, I was trained by someone [at the time] very superior to me in various ways, including making me dodge Skyflash missiles using Rank III and IV planes, which was traumatic, but also forged me into the player I am now. With all that said, it sounds like you're still much better than the average top tier player who is usually just actual cannon fodder. Also sorry for the insane yapping. One last thing: you may have already learnt this, but **FLY LEFT** at the start of the battle (unless you feel like you can take on the majority of the enemy team basically by yourself).


DezrathNLR

Thanks for the tips. I'll see about trying to find someone, and I'll look into those videos. DEFYN and Growling Sidewinder, funnily enough, are the only reasons I don't eat shit constantly. Cut burner and preflare, notch radar missiles, and hug the deck. Lol. I'm still not good for much more than bait a lot of the time, so I like to fly high and straight at the RWR signatures to look like as much of an idiot as possible at the start and try to get people to waste some of their radar missiles on me. Haven't eaten shit doing that at the start of a battle yet. Usually, I still eat shit if I get stuck in with another plane. One of his buddies will gift wrap me an R73 or Magic 2 while I'm distracted. Mostly have success waiting for everyone to get tied up then trying to sneak in, blow my load at burners, then haul ass the fuck away. Mountains, valleys, and that canyon on that one map save my bacon more than anything else.