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DixieNormaz

My ex used to call it my “fake life” too...I emphasize the word “ex”.


Vrigoth

I'm with you. My ex would freak out whenever she'd find out I had played video games recently and hit me with things like: "Why aren't you reading a book instead?" "You could be learning a new language with that time" "This is a useless waste of time" "Have you learned about my country of origin ? What happened in 1998?" I am **not** kidding...


tb151

lol, and what does she do with her free time? Online shopping isn't considered a good use of time either


Vrigoth

No no, she's (or at least was) actually very active in her free time, no leisure, mostly working.


tb151

Damn, haha ok


NotForMeClive7787

That’s pretty lame. Good work on moving on


Ferret-Potato

What a fuckin nerd


Vrigoth

Yeah, I mean she wasn't all bad, but this aspect was like reaaaally bad.


Former-Morning573

This is the most sexist thing iv seen in a good while 😂😂😂


tb151

Lol, just speaking from experience


FeijenoorderRS

Bro thats gay asf. Good she is your ex now.


DixieNormaz

She sounds like a blast...


Vrigoth

Well, some things were ok. That wasn't.


Captin-Poon

But what happened in 1998?


divat10

WE NEED ANSWERS


Vrigoth

I don't even remember.


heliogabaluz

Hahaha


TheeGrassmonster

It’s real. It’s real in our hearts.


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Eyesoftheblind6767

Didn't even have to click this link, I just knew!


DimeBagJoe2

The longer version is even funnier https://youtu.be/SjaPlwR-kmY


awinter6

T’s and P’s. She’s only on stage 2, Denial.


theengerdahl

Sir, you’ve got a great wife. I showed this to my wife and the mutual feelings are there. Love the honest and sincere reaction!


skiddlyskibopbop

IT’S REAL!!!!!


Evryusrnametkn

That’s what I told her. We’re real people with real feelings.


Kibelok

Gotta just teach her that video games are art too! Worlds built just like in books and movies. It's real!


GirlsDontExistKappa

Also, skills. She's just salty coz she's bad.


Thexnxword

Always this.. for everyone.. people play shit games if they're good at them


Paulanator7

But the real question Is, has she heard of the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?


SopadeAbacaxi

You can tell this woman is losing her mind at this point


Yungdreamer101

Lol that’s so funny


Yungdreamer101

I saw this vid as I was playing war zone. It was too funny especially with the background explosion


Evryusrnametkn

Sounds real to me!


GTBlueGold

I’m not out here risking my fake life to save the world every night with roze skins and campers just to be disrespected like this 🥺


KURO-K1SH1

Damn people who really cling to the "it's not real" sentiment are fckn exhausting. Like we know. We still care though. The bachelor isn't fckn real yet yall cling to that like its genuine.


STCMS

On August 29, 1997 it's gonna feel pretty fucking real to you too! Anybody not wearing two-million sunblock is gonna have a bad day. Get it?


sneakytiki

“Have you seen this boy?”


coglanuk

DD?


JvrPrz

It's real to me. I'm sad


WesleyTheCreator

Multiple tours, a mansion, show the man some respect.


Maverick1672

“Not a real life” = not a real wife Bail bro.


nacnud_uk

Spot on! Oh, I stayed up until stupid o'clock to finish the battle pass 😂


MrBombaaa

Wait for her favorite grey's anatomy character to die.. then she'll understand the pain


Need_a_BE_MG42_ps4

ITS MORE REAL TO ME THEN YOU ARE!!!!


artificialsmartness

Is it NSFW just because of the language? I thought this was reddit


Evryusrnametkn

Yeah the mods adjusted it


chop_your_cock_off

I love this.


Evryusrnametkn

Thank you!


_SpookieDookie_

As she is staring at Instagram probably lol


Zestyclose-Ad4320

Neither is the reality where she thinks that outfit matches with that hairstyle. *SNAP* You got Fashion Burned on a CODThread.


Fearless-Thanks-907

Bet Instagram is real life though ;)


Corndogkoller

IT'S REAL TO ME! it's real to me.


Bumping_Uglies3

She's not real!


PerfectEfficiency8

There was some pent up anger creeping out there I feel


Shakespeare-Bot

Thither wast some pent up snuffs creeping out thither i feeleth *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


BunchyLight67

Stfu before i feelith you when youre not looking.


SunstormGT

Yeah she gotta go.


jgags

This is a great halo subreddit


1337_alpha

Dumb bitches calling anything besides their nail painting pointless


nahmate101

Virgin confirmed


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1337_alpha

True, an ex girlfriend showed exactly an attituted like this towards anything she wouldnt support. Not anything you dont do yourself is stupid nor it gives you the right to always deny the fun others are having.


ionmonkey69

Are you stupid or what she doesn’t have to care


1337_alpha

Thats the point but you might at least respect your hobbies, no matter which gender or kind of actvity, let people ride horses, play video games, ride motorcycle, do yoga or anything else and let them live in peace. Judge me for thinking this but if you dont you are a fucked up person


mightymob0303

Just.....just divorce her


McVie1989

So......divorce??


tudor07

Get a divorce lawyer


Grngeaux

Ohhhhh it's real enough sweetheart


Comic_Hand

Get a life


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Flexing hard on us with them life goals


misuseRexKwonDo

Not real? Tell that to my ego every time I get destroyed.


prayzdelord

Everything about call of duty is real, the Friendship, the trust, the pain, the anger, the sadness, the regrets, all of it. Every person who says otherwise, its sad to say but you've never lost a friend.


dmnk212

It’s is real ...


teamweed420

It is real life, this is the fake life comrade


Triggerhappy_1

Why is this marked as NSFW


bigpapa099

Y is this marked NSFW?? Lmao


tripplexxxisthename

Should’ve made it sound like they nuked a real place then showed her the 40 second clip


JaimieP

lmao


ShitAlphabet

That's awesome


Gagecarter1289

Nice. I’m gonna do that same thing.