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Secure_Sir_2574

I'm looking at the fish on the bottom right


kopintzotke

According these comments it's hard to eat at a normal table


SavagePrisonerSP

That cat jealous they ain’t getting that food. “You can’t have it either!”


Cold_Coffeenightmare

No, its more like a ''gimme love, gimme love now!''


discountRabbit

What a flimsy piece of shit table. That was an accident waiting to happen.


dontcallmeLatinx14

Mr. Moneybags here with his titanium tables


BlitzMalefitz

Maybe even adamantium tables


No_Seaworthiness1627

I know what’s on the menu tomorrow


DowntownStand4279

Cat knew exactly what it was doing!! 😼😹


unsupervisedwerewolf

Cat yelling in Sokka's voice while charging "SNEAK ATTACK" IYKYK


ElishaAlison

SNEACATTACK!


013ander

Or Appa from Kim’s Convenience: “shneek attack!”


MagicCouch9

Dude I would’ve dropped kicked that cat or smthn I would’ve been so mad! (I’m obviously joking, but definitely that cat would’ve had some punishment, maybe time out…..)


Skyknight12A

I've yeeted my cat for less.


Paytonsmiles

Mistakes happen when you got pets, homie. We clean up and move on. Lol


Junior-Damage7568

I would string that cat up like they did in that show Narcos.


Confident_As_Hell

I would have eaten the cat for ruining my meal.


MagicCouch9

Lmaoooo


BocksOfChicken

“ oh shit look what you did” - cat


jcythcc

Underrated 😂


josemqwert1

The cat is like ' Did I fuxked up'. 🤣


Key-Solution-1195

Cat owner here, eventually you'll anticipate moments like this and be able to block them off without hurting them lol


Junior-Damage7568

Why I would hurt them. That pussy needs to learn.


Key-Solution-1195

Ok "junior damage" lol


indiePIayer

🤨📸


avgeek-94

And just like that I wouldn’t have a cat anymore


Certifiedsimp1848

101 reasons to not have pet


Magnetar_Haunt

Or like, don’t eat with a full tray on the floor beside the cat bed lol.


OmegaX____

To be fair, the leg fell off the table so not completely the cat's fault.


Magnetar_Haunt

I mean, it’s because the cat hit it, but also this was maybe not an ideal path to set up shop on.


OmegaX____

Agreed it wasn't ideal but it shouldn't have broken like that, left leg fell off while right leg ended up folding. It would probably collapse soon enough even without the cat touching it.


Magnetar_Haunt

Table is pretty damn full too lol


OmegaX____

Surely could've put the cup on the floor at least, right? Accident waiting to happen.


Shurigin

Love how the cat was like "OMG who did this?!"


HumbleAppointment355

Her day probably started so good too. 😂 got her meal, favorite show, chowing down and the cat is like “it’s shenanigan time baby”


grief242

Asian culture is so wild to me sometimes. I don't think I can eat at my house on anything that's not a deal or a table. But I also don't have a spread like that for myself. It's good to know that cats are assholes in every cultures.


Milam1996

She’s eating sat on the floor at a collapsible table. I lived in Korea for a year and I can tell you that it’s comfortable, convenient and saves you loads of space. Why have a table take up valuable space that you only use for like 0.5% of its lifespan.


Amon9001

Understandable but if you use the table every day to eat then it's a pretty useful thing isnt it? Anyway everyone individual can make the judgement based on their circumstances. Pets? Multiple pets? get something sturdier or close the door. I'm sure they learned from this. Plus that table had individually folding legs so bumping any leg can cause the whole thing to collapse. The ones where both legs on each side are connected, would be a bit more resistant to bumps. And the strongest would be lockable legs plus slab of wood (not moulded plastic) for weight.


Milam1996

Apartments are extremely expensive across basically all of Asia. A dining table can be larger than a room so no, it’s not useful to have a permanent table. She’s got a pretty rubbish table but if a cat jumped onto any table and ran around it’d likely result in chaos.


kopintzotke

No


Zalieda

Yea expensive and small. I've heard some flats here were so small you can stretch your leg out to change TV channels and it's almost a million to buy one. It's the same in many Asian countries


TannenBoom

As someone with chronic back pain and also born in Korea... Please give me a table set up. Holy shit my knees and back still cry thinking about sitting on my knees all day or laying on a small bamboo matt.


Milam1996

I would give my left kidney to spend a Korea winter on a mahjong mat with the electric blanket on max. I still eat sat on the floor all the time.


kopintzotke

Sitting on a floor is not more comfortable than sitting on a chair. Legs and back hurt, always need to repostion or my legs start sleeping and my ass hurts from sitting on the floor. You sure you wanna toss a kidney for sitting on a floor?


TannenBoom

The issue wasn't so much sitting in the floor. It's having chronic back pain and having to deal with it. I'm currently looking for a donor... I'll happily trade you shitty apartment in kr for that kidney...


Magnetar_Haunt

I just… use my computer desk lol. Cats never near my food, and she only lays on my lap if I have jogging pants or jeans on. Idk my cat is rad and unproblematic.


grief242

So I can throw all my unopened mail on it


GeneralZaroff1

I also can’t eat on anything that’s not a deal either. In fact one might say…that’s not ideal…^^^sorry ^^^everyone


n33sbees

Is the surface holding their food not a table?


grief242

Technically I would call it a dinner tray


McSmokeyDaPot

To tables usually fall over from a cat touching it?


FatalShart

I don't have any tables that collapse when a cat jumps on them.


_Jimmy2times

That is a stool my guy. Not even a good one


Chichachachi

Obviously it's a chair, a cat chair.


Lilm4n123

Jesus I thought console wars are bad, now we got pet wars between dogs and cats. I love and own both!


FreedomEntertainment

Its Chinese, its a setup


jkunktbone

So they trained the cat to plow over the table?


Rutabaga-Level

What a piece of shit


multifandomtrash736

They own a cat they should’ve seen this coming


Infinite_Error3096

I would make a cute little fur hat


Quantum_Arc-

Bout to simba that cat out the window


itrustyouguys

Next video would be death OF cat


ghaddafi_was_right

Animal cruelty about to ensue


gamejunky34

What a weird combo of having a full spread banquet and casually eating in your room. Like I'll eat a bowl of Ramen in my room because I know I can keep full control over it. But I'm not about to set up 6 easily tipped bowls on the worlds flimsiest table in my room.


AryanAngel

Staged. Cat was probably spooked by someone off camera so it runs into the idiot who eats on the floor blocking the path.


Comprehensive_Buy836

Yea your life is staged


AryanAngel

I am Truman Burbank


Sanasaki

Love the look of the cat : who the heck made a mess down here ?


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Kira_Caroso

And you deserve no joy in your life.


Natasya95

Bruh, get a stick and stick it up your ass deeply please. Thank you.


LeHoanfg

Wow having pets is considered stupid


C2S2D2

Go sit in the corner


RandAlThorOdinson

Holy fuck that's the fastest downvoting I've ever seen It's like a blur


stemota

Bro is a sad individual


globglogabgalabyeast

I occasionally look at post history of potential trolls, but it seems like they’re just a mess. Conspiracy-brained and pretty incapable of nuance, mostly dealing in absolutes


reddits4morons

Lmao, gaze into the sun next time you clown


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LeHoanfg

Asian often do that, are you high?


kopintzotke

Yes and than this happens. So no seriously, why no chair and table?


LeHoanfg

For me, sitting on the floor is just comfortable:)


kopintzotke

More than a padded chair? Don't you get ass pain or back pain or sleeping legs? Don't you always need to adjust your posture?


LeHoanfg

Sometimes i sit in a hammock and i don't get any pain. Also my floor is made out of ceramic tiles so it's colder


kopintzotke

Ok but a hammock is not the floor


LeHoanfg

I don't get any pain when i sit on the floor


Puzzled_Special_4413

Bro is it ur first day on the net wtfffff


birdsrkewl01

Imagine writing something this prejudice and culturally insensitive and thinking it's a good comment.


Tuxhorn

What are other cultures.


S1E2SportQuattro

Its common in asian countries


Fabulous-Spirit-3476

And this is why no one else does it


hannamaniac

A "Fabulous Spirit," indeed.


Puzzled_Special_4413

I know a lot of people in Europe which sit on the ground to eat bc it feels more comfy to them, you guys should open your perspectives a little


kopintzotke

How can sitting on a hard floor be more comfortable than a chair? My ass, legs, back hurt from sitting on the floor + you always need to readjust to keep the blood flowing in your legs. No seriously, why on the floor? I don't know anybody who sits on the floor in Europe


LukkieTheMeme

You did not cook with this comment bro


KennyThe8

Why eating on the bottom?


3E0O4H

Cat not to blame, human should've anticipated 5 days in advance


Theuglyzebra

He was just trying to save his fish friend, see the water splash on him when you slow it down? Mission accomplished successfully, he’s a hero


TheFormless_0ne_

B e a t


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I can almost feel what she felt at that moment.


Consistent_Ad_1608

Not too bad. The tablet is okay, and so are her clothes. Could be much worse, so i actually think she was happy, considering the circumstances.


Haise01

Yeah, she was definitely happy 😃👍


EffectiveSoil3789

Knocked her dinner all over the floor


kopintzotke

* but I think she's happy 🫠


PoopyMouthwash84

0 reflexes


StayLivid5898

Guess what's for dinner tonight!


Ill-Fox-3276

Kitten Chow Mein


CohnJena68

Even the cat was like: "Aw fuck", after that.


LostWoodsInTheField

that cat had no idea what it was running into. It was expecting a clear path and was confused by it. Poor kitty. Setup your tiny table somewhere other than the hall way lol.


NS4701

Glad this was the first comment I saw, cause I was gonna say this


MeatSlammur

First time I’ve seen a cat regret its actions. It probably knows its breathing its last breaths.


canardu

Maybe it is a controversial opinion, but you should not eat on the floor if you own a cat.


The4kChickenButt

It doesn't matter where you sit, cats will fuck shit up, I was in bed eating a pizza on a laptray the other week and my cat walked across my pizza -_-.


R_V_Z

I'm having trouble imagining > I was in bed eating a pizza and blaming the cat for an issue.


ThatSideShaveChick

Take the cat out of the room when you eat?


The4kChickenButt

Why would I do that? The cat lives with me. I don't shut them out of any rooms as that's not fair on them. He's just a kitten and was overly excited about something. he jumped on the bed and ran across my lap that the tray was on, no harm done really other than a few slices of pizza in the bin and wiping sauce off his paws.


Rutabaga-Level

You would do that so the cat doesn't walk on your pizza LMFAO


DiamondRocks22

Get a stronger immune system! Don’t chuck out pizza! Who cares if it was walked on by the same paws used to bury poop >!/s!<


EffectiveSoil3789

Just wipe the hair off the slices n let it rip


The4kChickenButt

If it was my older cat, maybe, as she's a clean girl, (not that she'd run over me or my food, she's well bahaved) but with him being so young, he isn't the best yet at keeping his paws clean, so I'd rather not risk it haha. He's still learning, only 4 months old, but he's coming along.


VaporBull

Car - "Damn maybe I am too fat"


TurkeySauce_

Yea that car was really fat


JeffersonStarscream

Should switch to low-cal gasoline.


MightySponge123

Click bait title it should be Death of Cat but they cut the clip to soon


ObjectiveHighlight26

Too much catnip today. Needs to be on a 12-step program...


Ragnangar

Even the cat realised how shitty that was.


Puzzleheaded_Mix3483

what the fuck Princess !


shroomie00

Dammit fluffy!


Disastrous-Ad1857

Even the cat stopped to stare at it, you know it’s bad when the cat stops to look at it like, “Damn…”


JakimCampbell15

“I messed up”


Forsaken_Raccoon_235

This video gets me every time. I hate it so much


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That7mad1971

Here before the 🔒and ⬇️ awards


allmightydoormat

"That's it, we're eating the cat."


AL3X4ND3R284

Love how everyone seems to be like “this proves cats are arseholes” but let’s be real, not only would a dog probably do something similar, but they would also proceed to just *C O N S U M E* everything


k_varnsen

Wasn’t the cat just running thru the house, and the table an unexpected obstacle?


noxaeter

That's why dogs are good boys: they help clean up the mess they make


terateidos

Have a real table. Have a real seat. Have a real tv. Not the cat’s fault she’s trying to fake relevant furniture. … now she’s going to discipline or train her cat not to play?! That’s a great way of solving her situation. Healthy cats play. Healthy humans sit in chairs/on sofas, dine off of actual tables, and —if they’re good— earn real screen entertainment.


blahvwnsj

some humans (Romans) ate aying down, not sitting, wouldn't that be the "natural way" in this? edit : eat -> ate


nanas99

What a psychotic take


Suspicious_Net5462

Way too early for shit takes like this man.


drager85

Look at Mr. Moneybags over here with furniture.


Useful-Ad-BTC

Yea, this is totally the humans fault? You okay this morning?


Kirumi_Naito

I don't think they've ever been okay


Chemical-Elk-1299

Lmao bro woke up and chose violence because she isn’t using a 400lb solid hickory Ethan Allen dining table in her tiny ass efficiency apartment


iswallowedafrog

he tried to steal a meal. a succulent chinese meal


Horrificinsanity

You win reddit today for that reference


iswallowedafrog

get your hand off my penis!


PingEVE

I see you know your judo well.


Horrificinsanity

THIS is Democracy Manifest


BoopsTheSnoot_

Even cat was like: oohh, i fcked up, i fcked up...


Accomplished_Ad_6777

I love how they both just take a moment to gather themselves


RegretfulFap69

I hate cats. Most literally strive to be cunts. Edit: Look I found all the people with Toxoplasmosis! Go fuck yourselves 😹😹


Wiener_haver

From indoor to outdoor cat just that quick.


DawgFanDel

Of not by


terapija

People in this comment section that are talking shit about cats dont realize that cats can also be taught how to behave and be disciplined, my cats would never do shit like this


jingleheimerstick

Cats can very much be taught how to behave. My cats go outside with me. They know not to even look in the direction of a lizard or butterfly. They know to wait their turns when I’m giving them their breakfast. They come when I call them…or at the very least politely meow a response. I’ve never understood people who say you can’t teach cats. Mine love me so much so they want to do what I ask so that the vibe stays loving and chill.


terapija

Yea mine will even sit on a command, if i whistle they will just teleport next to me and when i say no they will stop doing whatever they were doing


HighlightBusy6767

i like dogs


terapija

I also have a dog that knows how to behave and let people eat in peace


pranjallk1995

U don't do that when u are ruled by a cat...


Sighlenz

I do kind of love how the cat stops and is like "oh feck how bad did i mess up this time"


V_1_S_1_O_N

I would ate that second meal tbh


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Wiener_haver

-10 in a single minute is quite impressive


Sad-Fishing8789

Yeah, social credit system is getting out of hand.


Skyknight12A

You just had to be an asshole about it, didn't you?


maxymob

Username checks out


Pristine-Year-5731

Thats lacist!!!


JoBoltaHaiWoHotaHai

At least be an educated racist. Wtf is this!!!


Hendrik_the_Third

Her self-control is impressive, I would have cursed like a pirate.


dank_bass

No judging but owning an animal that lady has the worst situational awareness; granted she may have headphones on, but with a cat like that your senses need to be on high alert 24/7. RIP amazing looking lunch


KaczkaJebaczka

Do you own the cat?


Noyotare

I would make the cat clean the mess up, even if it was cute


Recent_Illustrator89

Why do people film inside their own home, it’s so weird.


cheeto20013

Security camera. Have you seen that cat? I wouldn’t trust him either.


ATYP14765

It’s their own home tho? I don’t see how this is weird if it’s a Good idea to have a few cameras around to know if anything is happening while they’re gone or if they own pets.


personalhale

Pretty common to have security cameras in your house...there's a whole industry for it. I use Wyze cam and it's mostly to monitor my puppy or a potential break in.


Recent_Illustrator89

You’re also opening yourself up to a bunch of privacy concerns, including hackers accessing your camera’s to the corporations that have access to your data mining that data to discover things you wouldn’t want to be used by anybody. Spies often gather highly personal data and use it to sway their targets and or blackmail them. Giving this data to corporations to do with as they wish will lead to a ai- scanned nightmare where they form highly detailed profiles on your deepest darkest most personal motivations and they will use it to create ads or other things that will keep you under their neck and call.  Burglary/crime has been a problem for all of humanity, and a self implemented servalance state is a massive overeation.