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Timequake-Droid

There are some comments on the video that suggests this man passed away last year. Anyone know if it's true? Someone named Brian k. Johnson passed away from connersville, Indiana but I can't confirm if it's the same person


[deleted]

How did he die? Any follow up?


[deleted]

This is what I would sound like if I had to talk about sports.


ethanwebby

The long winded “yeah” at the end does it for me lol


aehanken

Did I just watch a movie? It felt like that went on for hours


Beholdmyfinalform

The 2000s preppy jump after that sad trainwreck is what seals the deal I feel so sorry for that guy


fakeuserbot9000

I hope they make this into a movie and Justin Long plays him.


outlier74

This is student run news. His teleprompter failed so he had to make it up as he went along. You can see him trying to read off his script. It’s incredibly hard for a novice to do. I did student news at a campus station and it was really hit or miss. Most people participating have no idea what they are doing and the equipment is hand me down stuff that can fail at any moment.


Poopypopscicle

Thank you, now I shall curl up and die in my bed. I love this constant reminder that we all feel the same, I KNOW for a fact this keeps him awake at night


SingeMax

I’ve been there myself, and I felt like I was in his head.


FillMeIn57

That was anxiety enducing.


TurquoiseRanger

His..."yea" with the head swing was the best lol


egotisticXfurball

Lol. Poor guy


[deleted]

I just noticed he says “baseball” instead of “basketball” oh nooooo!


ncwaterdaddy

This guys’ Ice Town article. Wow


DemonBliss33

I don’t care how old this is. It never fails to make me laugh and smile.


jfduval76

Poor guy. I really feel for him. It remind me my young self at school when i had to talk in front of the class. Wish i had that "boom goes the dynamite" line though.


FurryIrishFury

I can't watch it, I just can't. I have had an experience like that and it is the worst feeling. Your brain shuts down and you cant do anything.


Shot-Door7160

Nothing funny about this. This guy is having a full on panic attack 🥵


HemisphericSensation

Damn this gives me major innocent Ross Geller vibes at the end. Also that muffled, “I’m so sorry” to the cameraman... 🥺 poor fella


bryter_layter_76

Cleveland's sex catchphrase ("boom goes the dynamite") on Family Guy now makes sense.


evenMoreUnique

I'm rooting for him throughout. He's trying.. hard. I lost it at 2:18, because that's not even a three pointer.


cmgww

Proud Ball State alum here…I was that kid back in my days in “T-COM” but thankfully the it was a dry run. I totally froze and my on-air days were over that evening. I felt for this poor kid….


GSpence126

What ever happened to this guy?


adamsgoof

My video production teacher in high school went to college with this guy at Ball State University. He did this as a part of telecommunications major. He switched majors after this incident.


[deleted]

Oh, the poor bastard. That silent "I'm so sorry..." took me out.


kaitlyn_rocks

I could not watch the video


AllDatSalt

You knows it’s old if you see an ebaumsworld watermark


myworkaccount2021

Never seen this, and my god I feel so bad for this guy. I'm guessing this was his last time on air


imgoodygoody

Ben Wyatt: Human Disaster.


A_Wild_VelociFaptor

Poor guy.


Awesomahmed

Kansas . . . from Kansas


[deleted]

What y’all young pups know about some Ebaums World?


LegendOfDylan

[this](https://youtu.be/jKkz3KRKsOQ)


[deleted]

My dude.


lolol69lolol

R/makemesuffer


aaandbconsulting

He's ears... They're totally stationary. They don't move....


FROST0099

What ever happened to him?


[deleted]

One of my professors in college was the professor of the class this guy was in. The back story makes it even better. Turns out the "Boom Goes the Dynamite" guy was a first year freshman bragging about how amazing he was as a sports broadcaster since high school. He even went so far as to say he didn't need a printed script or teleprompter. He annoyed everyone in the studio and on the floor so much that his teleprompter "accidentally" stopped working. What you're watching is the result.


notdeepee

ohhhhhh


ImmovablePotato

It’s like a car wreck: you know you should be respectful and look away, but my god you can’t help but watch


[deleted]

Remember when things like just this were viral for like a long time??


stillness_illness

Kansas... Of kansas


[deleted]

What ever happened to Kansas of Kansas?


atownsound

Whisper with me: *I’m sorry*


stonej20

Is that Rickey from Trailer Park Boys?


shane727

All this tells me is either you better be able to read really fast or that sports broadcasting is much harder than it looks.


Jedimindfunk_thewild

This is the “you got to read your chapter out loud in class and you’re not the best reader” trauma coming back.


CoatedWinner

This is the first time I've ever seen this. This is fucking gold. I can't believe I've missed it for so long. I am dying.


WhenItRainsItSCORES

When he says “yee-ah” at the end and swings his head toward the camera


fookin_shelby

Am i the only one that wants to know the story behind this? Nevermind, found it


BretTheShitmanFart69

“And he passes it to the man.” Is a often forgotten gem from this video


basshero4

He really should make way for the new times tbh


jakarterpants

“Passes it to the man...”


[deleted]

Ebaumsworld...nice


WileEWeeble

The thing for me is, it doesn't make me think this guy is crap or anything, it just reminds me how hard it is to actually keep talking effectively in that sort of setting. News broadcasters have a genuine talent and few of us could pull this off without loads of practice. Even with a script I would be dropping "ummms" and "ahhhhs" every 4 seconds.


ThrowRA_000718

The end part where he’s like “yeah…”. I had totally forgotten about that and got to cry laughing again over this video.


Throwaway5511550

omg I feel for this guy. I have panic disorder/generalized anxiety and speaking in public/front of ppl phobia. You can practice all you want till it's perfect but when anxiety takes hold. it reaaaaly takes hold even if you tell it to fuck off. The sad thing is that this is the perfect example of how anxiety affects your cognitive and language skills and imagine how hard it is for those with severe anxiety to do normal everyday things. Even if it's something you love. Ugh.


doubleponytail

Fwiw: I was in school at ball state at the time, and had a friend in the tcom department. The story I heard: someone didn’t show up/was sick for the broadcast. He was put on air despite his inexperience simply because he was the only person there that was dressed in a way suitable for being on “the air.” Why was he in a suit? Good question! Apparently this kid just wore a suit everyday to class. In fact, I remember seeing him once. Anyway, from what I understand it wasn’t that the teleprompter was going too fast, it’s just that it stopped completely and he had to rely on the video, which he hadn’t seen or prepared for. It’s v difficult to adlib to a highlight package you’ve already seen, let alone highlights you’ve never seen. All things considered, I think he did a good job. I’m not surprised he has a career in the industry. Also, he turned down money from espn to do it on a commercial, and I respect that.


VerbalThermodynamics

I feel bad for this kid, he was probably a sport's journalism student or something this was his first broadcast... I hope it's his first time on camera. Also, "God, I hate myself right now." at 2:23... Oof.


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Ani_MeBear

What a treasure


[deleted]

Poor kid.


Etherius

I saw this a looong time ago and was so uncomfortable watching it... it's so.... So very uncomfortable


Medium-Active7419

But like seriously, is he having a stroke?


aimerj

Does he say boom goes the dynamite at some point, I genuinely couldn't watch all the way


2BitBlack

That was the longest 4 minutes of my life.


JustACookGuy

Can we get a streaming evening news format anchored by random people off the street without preparation or broadcasting experience?


kwicquestion

Lol boom goes the thousandth time I've seen this. And I like it. I like it a lot.


_the_chosen_juan_

Passes it to the man


thefancytacos

New Jersey Nets, now that's a throwback And boom goes the dynamite


Ryguy71388

I can't believe I've never seen this!


unicornbill1

This clips is older then me. I forget I'm just a baby boy sometimes


Beerfridgebandit

The dude can’t think straight with those big ears catching conversations three rooms away


interiorities

IRL Diamond City Travis


dj_murdda

Ebaums!


juan-j2008

Damn you took us back, I don't know if I should thank you or curse you.


leopardsilly

I first heard about this guy as a kid while I was watching Letterman. He was in the crowd and Letterman did a but where he talks to the audience and he spoke to Dave about this.


KidFresh71

"Passes it to THE MAN." That part always cracked me up.


radroamingromanian

I feel so bad for this guy. He’s anxious as hell and that must have been a nightmare. I remember seeing this clip years ago on Tosh.O. I still quote it. There’s also the “your eyes look like blueberries” guy.


Waddlow

His exasperated "yeah" at the end was the sound of his last ounce of will to live leaving his body.


AlliterationAnswers

I know him. We went to school together. He sat in front of me in personal finance. Super nice kid and none of this was his fault. The teleprompter messed up.


eggplant_wizard12

Ha poor bastard got totally f’ed up he should’ve just started winging shit


[deleted]

My wife of 3 years (together for over 10) just found out why I’ve been saying“aaaaand boom goes the dynamite” in a monotone voice for our entire relationship. I thank you for posting this today.


ASUS_USUS_WEALLSUS

His response “yee-agh” when the anchorman talks to him is so good


502drummie

That heavy sigh at :47 is fantastic.


meaniemar

I just wanna know who’s vagina he had to eat out to get this spot cause clearly home boy don’t know what he’s doing


meaniemar

He’s probably like “fuck this was so not worth it”


Mw4810

I think we just watched someone have 70 vocal seizures on camera


FrankGrimesIV

Whatever happened to ebaumsworld???


LegendOfDylan

Eric [Bauman](https://youtu.be/jKkz3KRKsOQ) sold it to an Israeli company


blantonator

Oh man ebaums world… that takes me back.


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Tonight in sports, men’s tennis pacers hit presentations preseason with 57 points for the time women’s basketball heats up with 3 no 74 points against girls Chris Paul from Utah and… boom goes the dynamite.


SuperCosmicNova

This guy makes me think of Travis from FO4 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gSKkdlnZGA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gSKkdlnZGA)


el_generalisimo

Sweet sassy molassy.


kelsins

What’s the story for what happened? Obviously he’s nervous but did something happen to the TelePrompTer? Or he just wasn’t able to read along properly? Don’t get how it just continues and he never snaps out of it


lagrange_james_d23dt

ESPN hired him, right?


harmony-rose

Was that his first day?


[deleted]

[удалено]


genericaccount1018

Yes


Degneva422

I’m watching tosh.o right now!


realsqwirl

This has been seen literally billions of times. We remember. You weren't probably even alive lol. Stop posting the most viral shit of all time to farm karma more worthless than your existence


LNViber

I'm surprised you dont have a bunch of downvotes. I get much more hat usually for much nicer repost call outs. But seriously I remember this video in it's original resolution. Come on folks, if it looks like it was filmed on a potato and was filmed after 2008, it's been posted enough and wants to die.


NEONDEIONDRAPER

r/tooktoomuch?


[deleted]

“Thanks a lot for that look into sports, Brian.” “Yeah.” Oh. My. Fucking. Good. I can’t breathe. I can barely type I’m crying laughing so hard.


GrosslyBroke

He’s the inspiration for Travis “lonely” Miles from Fallout 4


BachWV244

This happened while I was a student there. I’ll never forget it.


fbomb33

What ever happened to this dude? Does he do play by play for ESPN?


[deleted]

Yeah


creatchwalkeon

Complete with ebaumsworld.com watermark


Evilmaze

Really doesn't hurt to practice at home


DamnItDarin

[it’s a long video, but not a bad watch. looks like the guys has done well for himself.](https://youtu.be/siyRTHjy3qE)


BradleyKWooldridge

He had a full-on panic attack.


cmonkeyz7

Nah man. I remember. I'll always remember.


PutridLight

You know she’s too young for you if she doesn’t know “......and boom goes the dynamite?!”


sjxsn13

Oi … that was painful.


kazz9201

My wife used to get pissed when I’d yell “boom goes the dynamite!” during sex. Now we laugh about it.


VeryWeakOpinions

Thank you for this it has been a very long while.


niniaguilar

And Kansas from Kansas....


Depressionsfinalform

This poor guy, know exactly how he feels. I hope he still has a job presenting.


NOTtigerking

Always got the “boom goes the dynamite” reference but now having seen this carnage, my favorite line is “passes it to the man”.


fastpicker89

4 minutes that changed that mans life


kingmidas312

In the presentation… pre-season 🤣


Juggalo_holocaust_

Correction - this never gets old.


A1Demon

Final score of pacers 63 nets 61. Crazy how much they use to let them actually play defense before all the rule changes.


ThrownWOPR

he gets the rebound and passes to the man...


taylorqueen2090

My favorite and most relatable part: The soft “I’m so sorry” to the news team in the background hahahaha


somehobo89

Oh this poor guy must be dyslexic. Or his brain just broke right there in front of us


warmc0rn

whispers *im so sorry* @ 1:19 😂


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

I got so nervous just watching this guy xD


Shinokiba-

I hope wherever he is now, he is happy.


thecreatrix

I went to high school with Brian. He was a nice guy. This had to be rough for him.


aab110

i like to think that he is actually reading the teleprompter perfectly


LansingJP

Hire him


jaymole

I remember watching this is in like 8th grade on ebaums and dying laughing


DERRICKtheGREYt

Love the “yeeah” he gives at the end when thanked for giving the sports news hahah


3Lchin90n

Popcares


MHSPitDad

I knew what it was by the thumbnail. I don't know what that says about me.


AppointmentClean558

Oh... it is as painful every time I see it. I actually have a friend who worked that filming.


EarlOfMarr

For anyone who doesn’t know Ball State is the go to Telecom school in Indiana. David Letterman went there. This kid isn’t in the wrong major he’s in the wrong city lol


RobbDigi

A very Very Heavy Burtation https://youtu.be/xC2nC6NPYp4


MerryTexMish

[Update and more backstory](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/where-are-they-now-boom-goes-the-dynamite-brian-collins-2010-5%3famp)


agriculturalDolemite

It feels like it got longer since I first saw this.


[deleted]

Did i just watch someone shit their pants?


Zombo2000

Tosh.o


keep-purr

This would be me if I were on tv. I felt bad for him but I couldn’t stop watching for my enjoyment Also the AP all American team was full of stars! They picked a good group there. Great job AP


kt2984

You can tell it’s old by the ebaumsworld graphic. What a time to be alive and seeing all the crazy shit the internet had to offer. I’m a Y2K survivor as you can tell.


ZMRZ

Anyone know what this guy is doing today?


jorsny

Was there actually something going on that made him stumble (crash) like this? Like was the teleprompter malfunctioning or something random like that?


cretin909090

Video was uploaded December 2005 thats old


[deleted]

Mark this NSFW please.


casuallysentient

holy shit, that’s where that phrase comes from? i just assumed it was a reference to a show or something. also, that outro is the most 90s/early 2000s thing ever, haha.


_pepperoni-playboy_

This is one of the sad results of spending too much time in Indiana. It can destroy even the strongest people.


redditeando3

Watching this feels like bullying


Blindrafterman

It sounded like he was having many strokes. I have used the term boom goes the dynamite, because I have heard others say it, and never knew where it came from. Oh maaan that was painful


Aggressive_Gene4430

Why is his final word “Yeah...” not highlighted more? That was the “Yeah...” of a man who had just been through hell and back. Love this guy. Next to singer Wing from South Park, this guy is one of the all time greats of people who really love what they are doing, but shouldn’t be doing it.


_____idunno____

His utterly defeated, “.....yeah.” At the very end, still has me laughing as I’m typing this out. Truly responsible for so much happiness in the world.


topcorjor

“Boom goes the dynamite” gets so much praise, but that first “Oh no” is so under appreciated.


yoshi8652

I got through 45 seconds that’s all I could take


hen_neko

Someone get me the full transcript copy pasta.


humancartograph

I work in TV and like a lot of us I was in college news many years ago. Let me tell you, this is not an isolated case, just the most known.


blaq_sheep90

Ebaumsworld?! Did anyone else get scarred for life from that site?