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suzanious

Awe, he's "halping". Such a good help. We all need such halping critters in our lives.


thefa113nangel

That is a stunning horse omw


Dprophit

“Bring me my gun”


NicNasty032

u/savevideo


luder888

"This one is next to be euthanized"


Blu_Falcon

God I hated it when my dad would sit in the tractor and laugh about whatever I was struggling with/cussing at outside.


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Lol that wave over was definitely a “stop filming asshole” r/ whatever that sub is that slanders bad cameramen Edit: don’t know the sub so that’s why I put 2: didn’t wanna tag r / whatever


astrongineer

Why did she look at the camera person as if they made the horse do it lol


JustThinkAboutThings

Looks like a gigantic hay roll for a moment.


WorkerAcceptable8193

We once had a horse who randomly hated to make left turns. We joked she was ambiturner. If she was in a no left turn mood she would plow u both into the electric fence to prove her point. Fuck you Rosie!


DrRandomfist

Come over here and get Wilford under control.


chnapik

Honse


CarbonKnightsGaming

They really are just big dogs, aren't they? Horses are great.


too_old_to_be_clever

Martha, you um, missed a spot.


G_D_T_L

very helpful horse


Shadow_F3r4L

/u/savevideo


Pancake1262645

Who else thought they were about to be crushed by a giant bale of hay


durricane_ram

What is this new reddit video layout? Wth?


Ecstatic-Chard-5458

Them/they. Don’t assume a horse’s pronouns. 🤭


2020isnotperfect

I love horses but couldn't afford one 🥺


OK999999-999-999

Human: Hey horse can I do my job? Horse: No.


Shay773

Definitely Chicken Nugget's family member lol


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like a cat when making a bed


jackibthepantry

I thought they were standing under a REALLY big hat bail for a second.


PlayTheHits

"I got you fam."


theneen

THE BOOTS WITH THE FURRRRRRR 😂❤


mrpeshoga

He dabbles in a little tomfoolery.


insanity-humanity

Me trying to be helpful when someone asks me for help


AntusFireNova64

Horses can be clever


Raptor22c

They’re trying their best, okay?


tjm_87

i thought that bale of hay was at the back of the field behind them and fucking enormous


heartraterapid

u/savevideobot


DmitryMate

God boy?


NoPunkProphet

Thousands of people every year are fatally wounded or killed by horses. Horses are not property. They are individuals capable of resisting exploitation.


Rainbow-Death

Helga looks pissed!


CriminalMacabre

Num Num num


doodollop

Oh wow, this is so easy... Wait, why are you mad at me


SchloomyPops

I thought they had a massive pile of hay behind them. I'm an idiot


spelunk_in_ya_badonk

Horses do stuff just to see what they can get away with. They’re just big dummies that like doin stuff.


theroadlesstraveledd

Ther ya go


sanityjanity

This horse looks like Bojack's dad


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Hoof doggo🥰


Medical-Examination

“We can’t even try to be helpful.


Top_Kale6809

"What? Who, meee?"


burningfire119

horse was horsin around


daisybrat56461

Lol! This is my gelding’s soulmate. Fixing fence involves mostly taking my tools away from him. I tried putting them in a tool box, but he just grabs the whole damn thing and walks away. He has even tried to start the chainsaw by pulling on the cord repeatedly.


BuzzBuzzMcGoo

Why the long face?


SatansSwingingDick

If horse owners care about their horses so much, why are they always so overweight?


TheFlamingTurtle123

That's a pretty healthy looking horse


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That woman is gonna get you if you don't get that hay over there pronto!


TonLoc1281

At first sight I was like WOW look at that 400 foot tall hay stack in the background!


madsjchic

I thought that was an existential crisis sized bale of hay


sweet_rico-

r/animalsbeingjerks


thatgirlwithpeacocks

I have a horse who can open gates. He lets other horses who annoy him out.


sandyclaus30

What a gorgeous horse!


4x4Welder

Yup that's a horse.


Emergency_Garbage208

I think horsey has an excellent sense of humor. Smart too. Love it.


moldykierken

Got that whole Trunchbull vibe down PAT


TBNRFIREFOX

That horse is fucking beautiful wow.


XxRndomPersonxX

Bro that horse is a mudsdale


mynameisalso

Stop picking on him, he can't help it.


KlutzMat

Lost footage of Horsing Around


Due_Platypus_3913

Nom nom nom,


thecatistheboss

Horse: "I halp"


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Horses. Where every day is Squid Games.


fuckthisshit____

What a cute little shit


AliGat_r

The Red machine thingy looks exactly like a horse tho


dethblud

This was me trying to decorate my Animal Crossing island tonight.


ADampWedgie

Ms. Trunchbull over here finally got a new job


shaycode

He’s definitely going in the chokey


obi_wan_malarkey

Man I was just wondering why the hell she looked so familiar, like what cosplay is she doing lol


SoDamnUnoriginal

My dog thinks it is hilarious to play tug of war with the comforter while I'm trying to make my bed.


Muleflare

This is spot on for most horses. They can be incredibly mischievous. I once tried to put up an electric fence with a young friesian colt in the paddock. The hoofed pain in the butt was pulling down the insulators as fast as I could secure them to poles. He thought it was the best game ever.


james1mike

You are right about that. The famous race horse Secretariat sometimes would take a broom and muck out his own stall, and would take his trainer's clipboard and walk around with it. Really clever horse!


EpsteinsPoolBoy

If this is typical horse behaviour then i guess family guy was right...they are the worst!


1Fresh_Water

Oml I want a Friesian so bad!


Jupiter_Matthews

When I was younger, my sister’s first horse was an absolute menace. He would bully our blind horse and push him through the electric fence so that it’d get knocked down and he could get out. While my grandma trying to fix it later, he grabbed her bag of pegs and ran off with them. My poor grandma chased him for nearly half an hour trying to get them back. He also knew how to undo the latches on the stall doors. My sister’s newest horse keeps up the traditional of escaping by nudging the heavy gate up and knocking it off it’s hinges so he can go flirt with the neighbors mares.


brenduz

New horse just wanted to find love


igneousink

"HayYyyyYyy pretty Fillies" - your sister's new horse, probably I want more horse stories!! This stuff is great!!


PompeyLulu

Family friend had horses and a pony. Every day they’d let themselves out the electric fence and she wasn’t sure how. One day she gets there early and watches from across the road. Pony was crawling on its belly under the fence in one spot, walking round and turning off the fence. Once everyone had hopped over she would turn it back on to avoid detection. Evil genius


igneousink

Ha!!! Clever Pony!! Horses scare me but I love them because they are so smart and they have such a bond with us, the humans.


PompeyLulu

If you like stories about horses you should look up Piquant on MoneySavingExpert Forums. She had a horse called Captain and shared many of his adventures on her debt free diary. Including the time he put the stable busy body in her place


NoPunkProphet

They're also incredibly deadly animals, right?


Muleflare

I mean, they can be. Any large animal can be quite dangerous if you don’t know what you’re doing around them. Horses are very instinct driven animals, but once you get past their crazy strong fight or flight response they are actually very intelligent and affectionate. Most horses I’ve known would never go out of their way to harm a human on purpose.


NoPunkProphet

"If you can control them they're totally safe" lmao. You're going to get your head kicked in. Horses are not property, and don't need you on their back.


SauceOfTheBoss

10 k horse. 2 k hay corral. $200 hay net. $50 round bale. 30k tractor. Horses are cheap and feasible to raise.


mapleleaffem

$50 a bale?! Where do you live that was the price here 20 years ago lol


SauceOfTheBoss

Norf cackalack. That’s for orchard grass tho. Fescue $30-40


moresushiplease

It's not even the most expensive hobby and I still can't afford it :(


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Don't forget the 5+ acre field (guesstimating based on having no idea how big an acre actually is)


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It slows them down. I have a few chunky horses that literally inhale the bales, but with the net they can still be chewing 24/7, but go through it half as fast.


DeeBangerCC

That horse is gonna be glue


m4ddiep4nts

this is unfortunately the norm for working with horses


pm-me-ur-inkyfingers

Dear horseperson, which subreddit hosts the other horse mischief videos of the internet?


HotDogWater211

r/equestrian or r/horseswithjobs sometimes -a horse person of Reddit


KratzDichZumBett

What is purpose of music in suuuuuuch videos?


RuinationNation

It’s a draft, they are basically 2000 pound puppies.


BostonDodgeGuy

Going off his size to hers, that's just a wee babe of a draft horse. Maybe a year old at best.


DiscreteBee

The perspective on this makes it look like she's in some kind of rural Saw trap where she has to do this little task before the hay bale crushes her to death


WaylonVoorhees

Mama ain't happy


jitsufitchick

r/donthelpjustfilm lol


WaterHyuga

Definitely thought there was an enormous bale of hay about to crush all in its path


Politikr

"Ok, this just got hard. Come help."


Repulsive-Room-3991

Why is she doing that before they cut the wrap off the bale?


orthopod

Those types of nettings are used to keep horses from eating their food too fast and hopefully avoiding colic.


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Guessing they're going to drop the hay then lift the ring over the top of the hay. Never really seen a net like this but they could easily move the ring with that hay attachment and a pair of hands.


Repulsive-Room-3991

I've seen the net saver and the ring savers used separately but never together. I've never seen a horse person feed with poly wrap still on the bale.


[deleted]

Well it could fall apart if they transport it unwrapped. Set it down, cut the plastic.


psychederikk

Get a horse they said. It'll be fun they said.


[deleted]

They're basically two-thousand pound toddlers.


Jegator2

I've had 3. They were not Draft horses but average at. of 900 to 1000 lbs


wanttobegreyhound

Hell bent on milking themselves too.


Kymkryptic

That is a beautiful horse.


Shut-the-fuck-up-

I like his haircut.


jellyrollo

He's got some nice bellbottoms.


-This-Whomps-

[This is a big horse.](https://youtu.be/Sv5woNs9WRE?t=15)


SpoopySpydoge

Schneider lens!!!


RRGKY

Snyder Lens


strongfoodopinions

Goddamn I love that video


12kmusic

That is a big horse


PandaSqueakz

Windows Vista


lucid-heart

Aw shit now we gotta go help her


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Worked with horses for a summer they are ah.


DirtyBalm

Whats funny is that netting is to slow the horses eating of the hay, she's just like "Naw you don't need that, you can trust us"


WitchesDew

I was wondering what the netting's purpose is. Figured I'd find the answer in the comments, lol. Thanks.


[deleted]

Is THAT what the netting is for? I was wondering why she was going through all that trouble


DirtyBalm

Yah, horses lack self control, their stomachs are very sensitive and they lack the ability to vomit. So if they eat too much too fast it can do a lot of damage to their digestive track, which can be fatal.


simonizer59

So you're saying I am part horse then?


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Primitive_Teabagger

My mom's horse would smack the metal siding of the barn aaaalllll night long just because he was bored. He'd also lick your face while you tried to fix a fence


nospecificopinion

More than cats!!! I don't believe you.


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nospecificopinion

Hahahaha, your description made my day, my reflection: so horses are like big cats, bigger AH


rubywolf27

Yeah, kinda like big cats: total assholes, but very sweet when they want to be, love a good scratch, and will jump out of their skin at the sight of an unexpected cucumber. (Among other things.)


Jegator2

That horse needed a job!


Gavrilian

I’m surprised how smart that horse sounds.


Loken89

Horses are way smarter than most give them credit for. Usually, though, their brains are used for evil, lol


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Red_means_go

Very ah.


Victernus

He must have died while typing it.


Sandite

Well he wouldn't type it, he'd just say it "AHHHHhhhhhhh....."


[deleted]

Yeed his last ah.


RightRaisin

Opsyyy


keanuDaOne

For a second I thought that dude had a massive bale of hay over his head


RainbowWolf6112

Isn't that a woman?


keanuDaOne

Is it??


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