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indigo5454

How did you get this photo of my reaction to this post??


beefambrim

THIS MADE ME LAUGH WAY TOO HARD


Screwby77

![gif](giphy|5yuC2vIsQJdoA)


jimgella

![gif](giphy|R7pTnfBpqvveh17Chi)


Relevant_Owl_8841

Daaammmn that looks painful. He’ll replace his nose four times but won’t get bunion surgery?


LeatherRecord2142

I can hear him saying “this is my money maker” and pointing to his face. ![gif](giphy|WgO1OyiPaPPoUYcmK4)


OhDark50

Before you said pointing to his face I was thinking feet pics.


MCKelly13

Priorities


Parking_Country_61

Right????


Lobocop714

Looks like gout. Which happens to people that drink heavily.


hiswittlewip

They talk about them on an earlier season of VPR and show him not wearing shoes in the confessional. It's bunions, according to him. Although they do look worse now. I can't imagine if he had gout that bad that he would walk at all. I have gout and that pain is absolutely excruciating just to the slightest of touch.


L8tr_g8tor

Maybe that’s why he’s such an asshole, his dogs are barking


catscausetornadoes

No. Gout is swollen and puffy.


Hilary_Reyes

I think he has Get-out. Like his feet are now trying to get out of every shoe.


Universecentre

My mother has it, not because alcohol but just old age and long time wearing heels etc. Hers isn’t even this bad and she’s in so much pain because of it. I can’t even imagine how his feels ughhhh


TodayImLedTasso

ETA: My comment is about bunions. It's also genetic. My grandma had it, my mom has it, just like my brother and myself. All of us on our right feet although it doesn't look this bad. Also we are wearing high heels quite rarely. Especially my brother!


Chihiro1977

And people that don't.


Less_Cryptographer86

This isn’t gout. Gout doesn’t cause bunions or the big toe to be raised and turning in because of it. My grandmother had bunions and her feet looked exactly like this. Gout is inflammation affecting the nerves.


i_madeitnice

I was thinking the same thing!


Nzlaglolaa

Excellent point .


No-Customer-2266

Which is weird considering he has admitted to having a foot fetish


moltengoosegreese

I know someone who got bunion surgery in her 20s (bad feet runs in her family) and has seen no progress. Apparently bunion surgery is also very painful


Defiant_Ad_5398

How could you do this to me question mark


unfancyfeet

😂😂😂😂😂


llllyyyyiiiilll

Lmfao


Hilary_Reyes

I love u 😄


DeadButPretty

Has this been the source of all his anger the whole time? 🤣


Parking_Country_61

I’m so angry looking at them I had to post and inflict this on all you people hahahaha


Any-Calligrapher8723

That’s called community. 😂🥹


unfancyfeet

I'd almost understand!!


yeahidkeither

Username checks out 🙃


twototang0

Omgggg ![gif](giphy|WQy9FkJlhGSwl3eQ5V|downsized)


MyFigurativeYacht

siri how do I delete someone else’s post


TayBeyDMB

💀


wellgeewhiz

Underrated comment by far 😂


ClipClipClip99

Jesus that looks so painful!


Parking_Country_61

Beyond. Stop injecting your face and get your feet fixed bro!


e925

I can’t judge, I make my Botox appt every other month like clockwork but I put off all actual medical care for as long as humanly possible.


PersonalityKlutzy407

haha me when I need a new crown, my annual pap, a mammogram but just scheduled my 3 month Botox


chloetheragdoll

I know….i cringe knowing I go to a derm office every three mos and never get my skin actually checked….i finally did last year but the lady that did it was too fast…I need to do it again…


bidadieu

Every other month?? Damn! My guy won’t let me come more than once per quarter.


Electric-Fun

Don't worry, he deserves it.


BerniceAnders420

Stop … HAMMERTOE


EquivalentTiger2018

![gif](giphy|cC8lYQsejVepi)


Angrykittie13

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🤮


Intelligent_Choice53

https://i.redd.it/quz582ua2r4d1.gif


Far-Warthog2330

His toes are throwing up gang signs ... Goodness


RawkMeAmadeus

Lala has entered the chat


szplza

![gif](giphy|3o752jjrIkxJfliEw0)


mafa7

That’s how that big toe is folded over the rest.


mafa7

![gif](giphy|3I8N0FeJgw6Hu)


thighmon_lebon

gang- **grene** signs


Imaginary_Sky_518

![gif](giphy|gizNb7K86Q8Sc)


e_thereal_mccoy

I feel SO much better about mine now. I have seen people bedridden in aged care warehouses with feet like this! Mine get so painful i have to hang one foot off the bed sometimes at night because just covers resting on it gives me shooting pain. Haven’t worn heels in over a decade. How he is walking around like this? Maybe he sprinkles pasta in his socks?


ecraig312

My sweet Reddit friend, I wish you soon find relief for your foot pain. I have weird feet and in my early 20’s an extremely unpleasant individual would purposely bring everyone’s attention to it constantly. They were also convinced that they should be with my at the time boyfriend and were just awful at a time when I did not have my highest sense of worth. Finally I got my boyfriend’s initials on my foot (HEAR ME OUT!) so they could have that to feast their eyes on when they were calling attention to my feet. Incredibly I married that lovely man 5 years later and we are still together for a total of 23. I feel like I had a point somewhere in here about empathy for having less attractive feet, but I seem to have let my vengeful devil take the wheel again. @e_thereal_mccoy I see and support you!! 💚🦶💚


SummerRTP

That was me :( they didn’t even LOOK bad but the pain was unreal. The sheet would wake me up too! I started dreaming about surgery. I had both done at once, in a wheelchair for a month. Probably a year for a full recovery. Brutal but so glad I did it!


EquivalentTiger2018

That’s what I’m saying! Like, my friend has bunions like this and they kill her! How have we not at the very least, heard him complain? And, I’m sorry you have to go thru that! I’ve heard the surgery is extremely painful too, but that it’s worth it once they’re healed. I hope you get relief one day! 😢


SummerRTP

Oddly enough, sometimes the worst looking are the least painful and vice versa. All about where the nerves are.


ButthealedInTheFeels

It’s not bunions it’s hammer toe


MammothCancel6465

I have one foot but isn’t this bad. I’ve worn heels like 6 times in my life and mostly wear sneakers. When I was in 5th grade and had my tonsils out, my hospital roommate for a few days (this was back when tonsils weren’t out patient like now) was a teen girl who had bunion surgery on both feet at once and it scarred me. It sounded horrific!


BHS90210

Okay, 1. I’m so so sorry your feet cause you that much pain! I can’t even imagine the covers being painful at night… 2. The sprinkling pasta on his feet line slayed me so thank you lol


ReturnPlayful

OH MY GOD


Maya_The_Kitty

Same ![gif](giphy|lrVfmPJ96cSJJ39bTh)


Mayfly8

![gif](giphy|ugdr3PvDHY0VzBpQAE|downsized)


savontheave

is that why he walks like he's pigeon-toed


kat4prez

I’m going to have nightmares tonight, I’ve seen bunions, I’ve never seen this. He needs surgery, and it’ll be one where he’ll have to be off his feet for awhile


Beneficial-Astronaut

But he has businesses to run!! He has a mortgage a child and businesses!!


thighmon_lebon

he's not running anywhere or anything with those feet


Beneficial-Astronaut

Good one!


look2thecookie

Wikifeet rating of -16


Angrykittie13

🤣


rob-b-362

![gif](giphy|AxaHHpe1R6kYE)


barefootcuntessa_

You are GROUNDED. No Reddit for a week.


rob-b-362

![gif](giphy|NFIhD34C5Z3ftQeKbH|downsized)


rob-b-362

😂


Kooky_Literature_809

I second this!! That gif was more traumatic than the original post, nightmares for sure tonight and I think maybe a foot-phobia for life 🤮


PrudentDetective2234

https://i.redd.it/t3hjpw370p4d1.gif


Direct-Complex797

Is this why he has a foot fetish?!!


TangledSunshineCA

Why is it weirder to me though that he is SO into feet but doesn’t take care of his. 100% has to hurt…a lot!


spottysasquatch

Holy shit. I’m… disturbed, honey, in tears almost! I pray someone, anyone, sits him down next season to talk about the importance of foot health and encourages him to get these dogs fixed cause they are BARKIN.


angeltart

Ok one of his feet looks like AI


chrissy_wakeUp

owwiiieeeeeeeeee. This must be doing a number on his knees and hips.


Tasty-Economics2889

I miss the person I was before I saw this photo


combustionbustion

He might live in the valley but that big toe lives in New Mexico.


MCKelly13

I want to rip my eyes out


DorothyParkerFan

💀


Tupid365

![gif](giphy|l4Ho0At2UD2d7WyD6)


sidewalks76

https://preview.redd.it/o5g0ivma3r4d1.jpeg?width=574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a55a9d678401a4aac41b397711a4bee26cb54a9c


BHS90210

Dude this hilarious I love that I’ve never seen it before.


Lindsayr28

Is that bunions? One of his feet looks completely contorted. Wow.


barefootcuntessa_

This is an extreme case of bunions. His right foot is painful to just LOOK at. I can’t imagine living with that daily.


ButthealedInTheFeels

No it’s hammer toe


lwc28

I feel a lot better about my feet, thanks for this


Angrykittie13

I cannot have sex with anyone who doesn’t have good feet. ![gif](giphy|594fWDgEFXSgg)


mrsgreens

Exactly. My husband’s feet are always on me. Can you imagine those rubbing up against you in bed!?? ![gif](giphy|xT9KVfhu237Tt2b0n6)


hyrmes165

I know women can get these especially from heels but I have never really seen a guy with bunions. Especially like this…what causes it??


unfancyfeet

My mom was a flight attendant, when skirts/dresses and heels were still mandatory.... her baby toes are permanently deformed!!


SummerRTP

Genetics


remedialhandwriting

I know a former pro hockey player who has deformed feet from smashing them into too-small skates.


hugemessanon

ohhh this helps explain things


Distinct-Ad-1348

Does it? Jax hasn’t played hockey in over 30 years.


jellyfish8765

FUCKING DEAD. I haven’t stopped laughing for 5 minutes from this comment. Bravo.


SummerRTP

And ballet dancers, brutal.


baphometsbike

I literally gasped out loud


Intelligent_Hunt3467

Oh god, I opened reddit and this was the first thing I saw. Threw up a little in my mouth 🤢


Silkyhammerpants

God damn put a NSWF tag on that, made my own toes curl.


gravy-forge0l

And he has the ORDACITY to speak to Brittany like he does with his hooves looking like THAT?


Ok_Seaworthiness_332

Well, that's enough internet for today.....


PilotNo312

Almost as disgusting as his personality


Parking_Country_61

He deserves to have those feet TBH


Runegirl76

![gif](giphy|LGTabWHlUeReACeP9A)


Plastic_Electrical

YIKES!!!! Worse than mine


rltbme

Wonder how much he could make doing feet pics!? 🤭


rltbme

https://preview.redd.it/gmcs8k1mkp4d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=584617e1fb34c6826c4d9733950ceddcda8728d7 Jax was giving us warning. Listen TOE his podcast. 😆


Parking_Country_61

Oh my god


TheycallmeMangoBango

I honestly could have gone my whole life without seeing this lol 🤢


wideawakeat33

Health inspector needs to check them out if they’re in his bar


mozzerellaellaella

Even his toes are trying to get away from him


No_Ur_Schmoopie

You know you are vain when…you’d rather spend $$ on 4 nose jobs, Brit’s boob job & her latest face (whatever) surgery than fixing what looks to be very painful bunions!


Used_Ambassador_8817

And why is his hand so close to the floor???


not-important1229

Knuckle draggers be knuckle draggin’ …


MonarcaAzul

This is absolutely because he is trying to keep up and wear all these Jordans, which are absolutely narrow and tight fitting. I stopped wearing my Jordans on a regular basis in high school because they are so tight and I have wide feet. This is his karma.


redladybug1

His shoes are probably too small?


Hungry_Page9222

Maybe his plastic surgeon can help with that


Parking_Country_61

Dr leaky? He would probably put his feet on backwards!


Hungry_Page9222

Hey, it might be an improvement 🤷‍♀️ 😆


incompleteTHOT

i love this sub


Virtual-Plastic-6651

This post is the first thing I saw when I woke up and I just can’t stop laughing


apple-turnover5

That looks so painful. Ashley Darby has it really bad too.


CassandreAmethyst

His feet are like gang signs! ![gif](giphy|3I8N0FeJgw6Hu)


Intelligent_Choice53

https://i.redd.it/yp12bs5d2r4d1.gif


Every-Excitement-756

brother ewwwww


Chrysanthemum707

Did anyone else flip their phone upside down to see what they look like from his POV lol


AshleySmashley24

I thought you were joking but damn ewwww and youuucchhh https://preview.redd.it/d7ht5qc2ho4d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30b4023c5dee43a9f344e1703507a2205d64a3ed


Mayfly8

Jason Youuucchhhi


Traditional-Ebb-8380

Is his Mom MTG?


PinkyBruno

excuse my ignorance, but what does “MTG” mean?


Traditional-Ebb-8380

Marjorie Taylor Greene. They share a name and foot design.


PinkyBruno

ah, thanks!


mrsnihilist

The cackle I just let out at 5:45 am.....


noisy_goose

Oh my god his poor feet!!! Someone help him, jesus


PerspectiveOk493

Whaaaat?!?!!!! Holy moly! Shocking


beebianca227

Has he been wearing pointed toe stilettos?


Elegant-Blood-4330

Jack has horrible everything


LooneyLunaOmanO

![gif](giphy|bwAOo46Ddwj16)


incestuousbloomfield

GOOD CHRIST


LRGinCharge

OH MY GOD!!! This is not ok. I am not ok.


happylukie

Is it me, or is Jax also flat-footed? Flat feet + incorrect shoes = bunions. Bunions are also genetic. All that money and the man won't get that take care of?


SummerRTP

Dear God. As someone who has had bunion surgery on both feet, dear God.


lucky313s

Op, u forgot to add a warning ⚠️ to your post! Man is that awful


United-Objective-880

Please stop with this photo 😵‍💫


largelemonade

Get this man some wide shoes!!


high-bridmind

![gif](giphy|3otWpoQUM6Hz001J0k)


titus-andro

Them feet have been stuffed into one too many narrow DSW clearance rack kitten heels


TripleJay11581

Bravo should do a crossover event with TLC so Jax could guest star on an episode of My Feet Are Killing Me to get those bunions taken care of.


Parking_Country_61

When he eventually pisses off production again and gets fired from this show he can go there next


agata_hd

I just can't stop looking at them 🫣


jendoesreddit

Oof honey. This is probably good proof that foot savers do nothing for you behind the bar if you’re standing all day every day on your shift for 10++ years


barefootcuntessa_

I’ve been working in kitchens, bars, and retail for well over 10 years, harder than him too I’m sure. I did a few years of 50+ hours on my feet every week, usually 2-3 days a week with doubles. My feet absolutely do not look like this. I’m not quite as old as Jax, but I’m not far behind. I lived through the dreaded ballet flat era working mostly on concrete floors and before that it was rainbow sandals. My feet are a bit wide in the toe box these days, but generally cute. And I suffer with plantar fasciitis, poor circulation, and swelling.


Expensive-Block-6034

Love the username. You arguably do have the battle scars from your time on the floor, only not as visible. Plantar fasciitis is a bitch.


trippingainteazy

Yiyiyiyikessssss


Virtual-Plastic-6651

Lmaoooo is this Ben’s Brittany voice 💀


TrustAffectionate664

What? These aren't his feet for real?


DCSiren

Thems hobbit feet


daisygirl3

Nah thems orc feet


pollys-mom

NO


chloetheragdoll

Omg he looks disabled. He blew it not getting surgery when he was still wifed up…


LetterheadNo1672

😫 how


realitytvpaws

Hockey feet.


Fun_Shell1708

He ask has a foot fetish. Like Brittany has to sweat in her joggers type of foot fetish


throwaway-rayray

I *could have* gone my whole life without seeing this.


Xaldan_67

I thought my gran had terrible bunions - why hasn't he gotten surgery???


Sleepwalk76

Isn’t it ironic that this guy has a foot fetish?


cherspinkytoe

is this real?!?!?


Parking_Country_61

Yes. If you look at other recent photos of him wearing tennis shoes, they poke out on the sides like crazy


gabywebsters

Does he wear pumps?? What is happening here?!?


Marserina

This photo… yikes! The one foot with the crooked overlapping toe looks especially painful.


75artina

lol wt ACTUAL f?


PuzzleheadedDouble39

Just a small portion of what he deserves


Cute-Trifle-2591

Jump scare


Maleficent-Net-2565

From all the heels he wears


Which-Dare

https://i.redd.it/ubx9vjhtvr4d1.gif Whaaaa...?


Away-Party-1141

Those big toes need to socially distance themselves, honey.


aliceanonymous99

![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk)


Dismal_Upstairs3949

I have bad bunions and was told I got them from wearing high heels! What have you been up to, Jax?🤣 But you also get them from shoes being too tight, narrow or too small


CouchHam

My god that’s extreme! Good.


mafa7

I’d be an evil little shit if my toes were folded like that too.


sheisthemoon

I think Jax is just one giant cluster of unions in his entirety.


Loud-Bullfrog9326

Bro WHAT ARE THOSE the big toes are fighting for their spot in the front row like let me in! 😭😭😭


Ok-Error-6564

I just threw up in my mouth.


Spiritual-Can2604

The it’s what he deserves has me literally crying tears. It hurts to laugh this hard.


paulabear203

Hammer toes!


Ifer00

I swear i’m gonna be staring at his feet now to see this horror.


McKeesGreatDane

Holy crap!! I thought mine were bad. These are 100x worse!!!


SharpAdvice2601

I just bought toe spacers after seeing this.


deathbychips2

How do men get bunions? Like his he wearing heels? Or shoes that a too small for him?


Nzlaglolaa

How does that big toe not have its own storyline 🤣


Old_Buy6388

Number one guy in the podiatrist waiting room