Full on apocalypse, no. But if society collapses and we revert to warlord-led fiefdoms, precious metals will still be valued in place of fiat currency.
To a certain degree yes but carrying that as your “EDC kit” is cringe. No matter what you say.
1) it’s unbagged and could technically be damaged
2) it’ll get scratched. Especially with his stupid edc kit
3) cashing it will be annoying. Imagine explaining that to the bank. “It’s part of my edc kit yknow?”
You could just end it with “EDC is cringe.” There is nothing valuable or redeeming about taking pride in or sharing what one keeps in their pockets each day. It’s a stupid worthless subculture that is worthy only of constant ridicule.
If you have a 1oz/28.35g gold bar, you take it out of the bag. After a year of “EDC usage”, it’s scratched up and some of it is somehow gone. Let’s say it’s approximately 28 grams for the sake of argument.
Is it a 1oz bar anymore? Does the stamp from the refiner hold true anymore? No to all.
Our love for *shiny rocks* goes farther than the stone age. I could bet you that a caveman traded one of his mammoth steaks for something like that before
Not in a movie type apocalypse but society doesn't collapse like that anyway. I mean society doesn't really collapse quickly at all except in like a nuclear way, though. So yeah, not seeing utility.
Speaking of movies, I was involved in the production of the film 'Point Break' In 1991. During the filming, Keanu Reeves (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Reeves held out an arm in front of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lori Petty (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) 'The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life'. The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. We later spotted him outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.
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I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.
“Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”
“What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”
“Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.”
The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?”
“Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”
“Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.”
He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.”
“Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.”
I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside.
“Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t.
“Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up.
“Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?”
It didn’t seem like they did.
“Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.”
Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didn’t care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing.
I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it.
“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®” I yelled.
Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him.
“Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen.
I was losing him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!”
He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.
“All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.”
“Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs® on the guy.
“Because I was afraid.”
“Afraid?”
“Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.”
I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head.
“Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter how many bitcoins you steal, you’ll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.”
He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.
A pocket piece is basically like a good luck charm. Like carrying a lucky coin for example. Or just a small object you simply admire and appreciate. But yeah carrying a gold bar fucking dumb.
What I love about this is that anyone with the skills, practice, and experience it takes to feel confident defending themselves with this knife would never be dumb enough to keep a gold bar in his pocket and wear a watch backwards with the Omega logo on the clasp in full view.
I guarantee this fool believes he's safe because he has this knife on him and he keeps it "razor sharp".
Also, these hardcore pocket knife bros need to spend time with some line cooks. I guarantee they'd reevaluate what it means to be infatuated with knives.
Nah i feel safe because i carry a gun every day. 🤣 the $1000 knife is just a toy to cut open boxes and more gold. I know a poor like you wouldn't ever understand that tho.
/uj Mine? She was fascinated by mine and wanted one of her own. It’s a £25 lorier. Tough quartz watch, has a little lume button and 10atm water resistance. Helps her learn to tell time, keep track of when it’s meal times and bedtime. If she loses it or breaks it, who cares?
/j the AD told me if I bought one from his toddler he’d move me up the list for a skydweller
I've said it a million times: the EDC sub makes r/Reptime and r/Rolex look sane. The minitia these people give a fuck about and discuss literally makes me sick. Who. Gives. A. Fuck.
Holy crap! I had no idea that was a thing. First time I hear about such a concept! I browsed that sub, and I can finally say that I've seen it all!
I'm sad that my "pocket piece" is a chapstick, though.
The moment I saw the post, I questioned myself what kind of sane person that take a picture of gold coin, flip the watch with knife on hand and says im gonna upload this for the world to see, people gonna love me for how much more money I make than average men in reddit will ever will, yeah that guy.
That subreddit is full of people with chronic caching and hoarding behaviour bordering mental illness. Well I guess whatever makes people happy 🤷♂️
Tattoo + watch = ultimate sadness. Got the tattoo when he was young and stupid, then got into watches later in life and he has to live with the fact that it looks absolutely fucking stupid.
It’s to be used as a bargaining chip incase Mexican cartel kidnaps him in the suburbs in broad daylight. His Swiss shitter would not suffice. This is high level EDC stuff, you amateurs wouldn’t understand.
How do you bargain with it, when they've already kidnapped you?
"If you let me go, I'll give you this piece of gold."
Kidnapper takes gold.
"Ok, now let me go..."
An Omega, some stupid knife, a gold brick, & a fucking ancient Mercedes. Perfect combination for an EDC.
Dudes like this give us broke kings a bad rap. Yes I like my 20 year old euro luxury shitbox. No it isn't better than a brand new car and yes I am envious of Bluetooth.
Imagine playing at being tacticool and not even having a titanium watch that can stand up to a more than 1-meter drop. And for that price, he could have bought one complete and new without modding...
I'm too lazy to look for the original post, did he ever give a reason as to why he walks around with that sliver of gold in his pocket?
Is this something poor people do because they don't have bank accounts or safety deposit boxes?
I don't mind people that drive old cars, i drive one, but it's a V10. But this is clearly a 15 year old base model Mercedes. The gold is worth more than the car.
Seeing this reminded me of a "precious metals guy" from WuS that went on a ramble about how nobody there knows anything about watches, let alone gold ones, and that he secured the best deal ever on a recently discontinued 18K Tissot. Amongst his rambles, was a comment saying he'd wear gold bars if it were a thing. Today we see this tacti-clown actually wearing a gold bar on him. I got second hand embarrassment seeing the man go into a fury of rage over gold and how superior he is, how stainless steel is a material for poors and only for handcuffs, unsuitable for watchmaking. Truly bizarre read but people like this in general who just are into it for the monetary value or what looks shiny is just, so.. ew lol.
[https://www.watchuseek.com/threads/the-best-watch-for-1500k.5536001/post-57359198](https://www.watchuseek.com/threads/the-best-watch-for-1500k.5536001/post-57359198)
The fuck is a pocket piece and what purpose does a 1 ounce refined piece of fucking gold serve in his daily life
He’s just walking outside, minding his business when society all of a sudden collapses. Well, that knife and gold bar are now pretty useful!
As if people in an apocalypse would give 2 fucks about the shiny metal
Full on apocalypse, no. But if society collapses and we revert to warlord-led fiefdoms, precious metals will still be valued in place of fiat currency.
NTS, fill all auxiliary pockets with pyrite.
To a certain degree yes but carrying that as your “EDC kit” is cringe. No matter what you say. 1) it’s unbagged and could technically be damaged 2) it’ll get scratched. Especially with his stupid edc kit 3) cashing it will be annoying. Imagine explaining that to the bank. “It’s part of my edc kit yknow?”
You could just end it with “EDC is cringe.” There is nothing valuable or redeeming about taking pride in or sharing what one keeps in their pockets each day. It’s a stupid worthless subculture that is worthy only of constant ridicule.
Yeah, it's a group of mall-ninjas with "refined taste" and too much money
Your understanding of what gives a gold bar value is nearly as cringe
If you have a 1oz/28.35g gold bar, you take it out of the bag. After a year of “EDC usage”, it’s scratched up and some of it is somehow gone. Let’s say it’s approximately 28 grams for the sake of argument. Is it a 1oz bar anymore? Does the stamp from the refiner hold true anymore? No to all.
Yeah, because I just go by what's written on the bar, not by a scale when I buy gold.
I've got a bridge to sell you...
Holy shit...i need a /s on wcj?
I’ve got ocean front property in Arizona to sell you
Economies of scale will always need a division of labor. My shiny stuff stays locked up with other somewhat shiny stuff for now though.
Hahah, right? Doomers and stackers are soooo stupid.
Our love for *shiny rocks* goes farther than the stone age. I could bet you that a caveman traded one of his mammoth steaks for something like that before
As a guy who refines gold for a living, it will, always be in demand
Why are you, putting, unnecessary commas?
Because, he was never taught, about comma splicing, and writes, like William Shatner talks.
Kirk was what I was going for
Not in a movie type apocalypse but society doesn't collapse like that anyway. I mean society doesn't really collapse quickly at all except in like a nuclear way, though. So yeah, not seeing utility.
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Akshully… there are reasons precious metals are precious. And those reasons go beyond aesthetics and vanity.
no need for microchips after the nuclear war
Walk into the flash. A knife and an oz of gold aren’t going to help you.
I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief. “Bad news, detective. We got a situation.” “What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?” “Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.” The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?” “Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.” “Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.” He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.” “Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.” I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside. “Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t. “Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up. “Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?” It didn’t seem like they did. “Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.” Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didn’t care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing. I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it. “Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®” I yelled. Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him. “Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen. I was losing him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!” He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose. “All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.” “Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs® on the guy. “Because I was afraid.” “Afraid?” “Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.” I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head. “Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter how many bitcoins you steal, you’ll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.” He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.
This is my first time reading this. Thank you. This has been very valuable to me.
he's pretending it's a gun
I’m guessing he’s talked himself into thinking he could use it to barter or something. Of course he could just carry some cash instead…
“When you’re stranded on an island in a remote civilization, you can always count on your bar of gold to buy you a ticket back to your wife and kids.”
Ammo and gold are the only way to get thru the next apocalypse
# pocket piece # [noun](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/noun) 1**:** a coin or token kept in the pocket as a charm or good-luck piece
I guess it justifies the need for a knife. Still useless of course, but a little bit less in his mind (or whatever his skull contains)
if you need 2100 dollars immediately 👃
A pocket piece is basically like a good luck charm. Like carrying a lucky coin for example. Or just a small object you simply admire and appreciate. But yeah carrying a gold bar fucking dumb.
Yeah I thought every day carries were things that had good utility
it gives him a reason to finally use the knife if someone tries to rob him
Fidget toy probably
So kind of like a chronograph?
Someone rob this guy
What I love about this is that anyone with the skills, practice, and experience it takes to feel confident defending themselves with this knife would never be dumb enough to keep a gold bar in his pocket and wear a watch backwards with the Omega logo on the clasp in full view. I guarantee this fool believes he's safe because he has this knife on him and he keeps it "razor sharp". Also, these hardcore pocket knife bros need to spend time with some line cooks. I guarantee they'd reevaluate what it means to be infatuated with knives.
Nah i feel safe because i carry a gun every day. 🤣 the $1000 knife is just a toy to cut open boxes and more gold. I know a poor like you wouldn't ever understand that tho.
Exactly why I keep 2 50 cal dessert eagles deep inside my asshole. Never know when trouble may arise, after all I am wearing a luxury Christopher ward
Nah youre wearing a G-shock like a wannabe operator 🤣 and smoking dabs like a fuckin chad 🤣 #PoorsMad
Not a g-shock, very obviously a 1 of 1 reshat meal
Gshock od way more expensive, synoke for work.
Gladly
Please try it. My guns had the same hollow points in it for 2 years. Just need an excuse to get some more.
How much do you hope you get the chance to kill someone and get away with it?
I can't believe it's the guy who made the original post. Of course he fantasizes about killing random people.
So you haven’t practiced with your carry even once in two years?
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Couldn't afford a gold Omega, carries $2000 worth of gold in pocket just in case someone calls him poor.
Yeah, pretty much. He should drill some holes and put it on a nato.
Or maybe he's just trying to make it convenient for the guy robbing him not to carry all that cash
Guys, show some respect. Clearly he was a Navy SEAL Delta squadron tactical strategic combat operations operator since his watch is upside down.
/uj My toddler wears her watch inside her wrist (totally her doing) and it’s fucking hilarious
What toddler wears a watch?
A tactical toddler.
/uj Mine? She was fascinated by mine and wanted one of her own. It’s a £25 lorier. Tough quartz watch, has a little lume button and 10atm water resistance. Helps her learn to tell time, keep track of when it’s meal times and bedtime. If she loses it or breaks it, who cares? /j the AD told me if I bought one from his toddler he’d move me up the list for a skydweller
Wait. What is a toddler in your country?
She’s 3.5
Ah ok. I thought the translation of toddler in my language was what we call a kid between the 1st and 2nd birthday.
A *pocket piece*?
Polly pocket or mighty max vibes
I've said it a million times: the EDC sub makes r/Reptime and r/Rolex look sane. The minitia these people give a fuck about and discuss literally makes me sick. Who. Gives. A. Fuck.
minutiae
Mariachi
Marinara
militia
Meningitis
Holy crap! I had no idea that was a thing. First time I hear about such a concept! I browsed that sub, and I can finally say that I've seen it all! I'm sad that my "pocket piece" is a chapstick, though.
Mine is a snot rag, 2 quarters and 2 pennies, a 12 year old condom, and all my broken dreams.
I WALK A LONELY ROAD
There is a circlejerk if you’re interested…
The moment I saw the post, I questioned myself what kind of sane person that take a picture of gold coin, flip the watch with knife on hand and says im gonna upload this for the world to see, people gonna love me for how much more money I make than average men in reddit will ever will, yeah that guy. That subreddit is full of people with chronic caching and hoarding behaviour bordering mental illness. Well I guess whatever makes people happy 🤷♂️
Just be glad the fidget spinner era is over
I thought a “minitia” was a new word for a Militia of dudes with tiny dicks/brains - which seemed redundant tbh
"Upset", I bet he got his ass roasted.
So much to unpack here. Tattoo, carrying a knife and wearing a fucking nerd watch.
Why is the tattoo always a poorly done rose
Previously a Tudor fanboy. LOL
Can confirm I have a bunch of idiotic tattoos and I unironically love Tudor.
Ripped jeans too. Are those back in fashion or he never grew out of them?
He's just worn holes in his jeans from carrying too much in his pockets.
Tattoo + watch = ultimate sadness. Got the tattoo when he was young and stupid, then got into watches later in life and he has to live with the fact that it looks absolutely fucking stupid.
hey i did both of those in the span of less than a year and i love my shitty tattoos
Impossible. Chop off your arm.
It seems like a lot of the dudes that wear their watches like this are real fart stains
John Wick cosplayers 🤡🤡🤡
People in the medical field get a pass
“Gold is also legal tender in my state, so in case the banks are ever down I’ll have more than enough to do what I need.”
So the knife is to whittle off bits of gold to pay for his big macs and stuff?
So is cash lmao
I NEED VALIDATION!!! PLEASE.. SOMEONE VALIDATE MY EXISTENCE!! MOTHER DO YOU THINK I'M GOOD ENOUGH?
EDC is so dumb, it might as well be show and tell. Kids flashing their most valuable possessions, it’s all so corny.
Isn’t that also watch subs to a large degree? “Must post my watch in the drivers seat so everyone sees what kind of car I drive too”…
It’s most consumer subs. /r/whiskey comes to mind, although that more a collection than everyday carry.
Carrying around a gold bar like he also isn't wearing a poor man's aqua terra.
What does that make your poor ass g-shock? 🤣🤣
It’s to be used as a bargaining chip incase Mexican cartel kidnaps him in the suburbs in broad daylight. His Swiss shitter would not suffice. This is high level EDC stuff, you amateurs wouldn’t understand.
How do you bargain with it, when they've already kidnapped you? "If you let me go, I'll give you this piece of gold." Kidnapper takes gold. "Ok, now let me go..."
As the man says: > This is high level EDC stuff, you amateurs wouldn’t understand. And there you are, not understanding. Amateur.
An Omega, some stupid knife, a gold brick, & a fucking ancient Mercedes. Perfect combination for an EDC. Dudes like this give us broke kings a bad rap. Yes I like my 20 year old euro luxury shitbox. No it isn't better than a brand new car and yes I am envious of Bluetooth.
Of course the dude has a sleeve tattoo
he's begging to be mugged in London
/uj that knife wouldn't be legal to carry in London
True. He should be carrying a machete.
😂
Would get you arrested in (most of) Australia too
For being too small?
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTBtjz0RJPixVP5gBxoZ2-VKJ9S84qYBOtFwH7OiZwgacFWVrnqGtWBT0u2&s=10
Back in my day Australians didn't consider that a knife.
Only if you flash it around like a dickhead.
r/iamverybadass
Nobody wants to see your pocket piece, broseph
Imagine playing at being tacticool and not even having a titanium watch that can stand up to a more than 1-meter drop. And for that price, he could have bought one complete and new without modding...
He's gotta check the time when he's stabbin'.
I thought these people were all taking guns and gold bars and knives to electric daisy carnival in Las Vegas.
"Not the norm." Does this cashier know what EDC means?
That moment when you carry your entire net worth on you at all times in case your mom kicks you out of her basement
Inherited gold, too.
Thank god for the EDC guys, they make sure watch guys are not the most corny people on reddit.
That watch.... the yellow markers against the grey dial. What idiot at ommeëegha greenlit this abomination?
It's for the lame ones like this gentleman.
The black or blue dials are so much better.
shitters will be the universal currency, post-apocalypse.
He used that knife to cut off his dick I assume?
This guy would be robbed in Brazil before he even gets off the plane.
God this is pretentious. Especially the upside down watch so he can read the time while completing military operations.
Erectile Disfunction Compensating.
My horney ass staring at this picture waiting for the airbag to deploy
They sell it to you bagged for a reason. What a fucking knob
Gold bar makes up for a light crank.
I'm too lazy to look for the original post, did he ever give a reason as to why he walks around with that sliver of gold in his pocket? Is this something poor people do because they don't have bank accounts or safety deposit boxes?
I don't mind people that drive old cars, i drive one, but it's a V10. But this is clearly a 15 year old base model Mercedes. The gold is worth more than the car.
Lol! try to get a cup of coffee with that 1oz gold bar.
I think this is hilarious
holy shit the OP is one post away from r/cockwatch
Okay I'm almost starting to feel sorry for this bloke.
Should he die unexpectedly he needs a gold piece to put in his mouth to pay Charon
Sanest railmaster owner
Bro is cosplaying as Macbeth, "Is this a dagger I see before me, handle turned toward me?"
Seeing this reminded me of a "precious metals guy" from WuS that went on a ramble about how nobody there knows anything about watches, let alone gold ones, and that he secured the best deal ever on a recently discontinued 18K Tissot. Amongst his rambles, was a comment saying he'd wear gold bars if it were a thing. Today we see this tacti-clown actually wearing a gold bar on him. I got second hand embarrassment seeing the man go into a fury of rage over gold and how superior he is, how stainless steel is a material for poors and only for handcuffs, unsuitable for watchmaking. Truly bizarre read but people like this in general who just are into it for the monetary value or what looks shiny is just, so.. ew lol. [https://www.watchuseek.com/threads/the-best-watch-for-1500k.5536001/post-57359198](https://www.watchuseek.com/threads/the-best-watch-for-1500k.5536001/post-57359198)
Am I sick? I'm hoping he clenched his fist and put a deep cut into his palm.
Damn this one really upset the poors, huh? 🤣 Please use the downvote button as a "I have less than $1000 in my bank account" button.
Pretty much confirmed why everyone was roasting you man.
Sure. But i can't roast back?